[Tomb Raiders Black Flower] The voice in the camera

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"Let's go out for lunch together at noon! What do you want to eat? I'll make a phone call to make a reservation. Western food? Chinese food, or French food." After class, He Xiaoxiang happily walked to Xie Yuchen's side, "Why don't you eat steak! The one on West Street is said to be doing well."

"After listening to this kind of class, are you still interested in eating those three-ripe foods? Could it be that my lectures have failed too much."

"No, no. Then let's go vegetarian." He Xiaoxiang shook his head immediately.

"The corpse of a plant?"

"Come on, I'm a tomato, soba soba soba soba soba soba." He Xiaoxiang's cell phone rang.Taking advantage of the time when he was answering the phone, Xie Yuchen quickly pulled away and fled.

◆◇Bear child

The weekend is a happy day, without going to work or school.You can pick up girls, have dinner, and fight Boss as much as you want.

07:10 on this side of the ocean, 19:10 on the other side of the ocean.The Internet is such a delightful thread that connects people no matter how far apart they are.Right now, even though there are not many people in the room, the atmosphere is still very happy and lively.

"Master Hua, you finally appeared. I belong to your family! I belong to your family. Do you remember me?" Xie Yuchen had just entered the room with the sound of water droplets when he heard someone shouting excitedly.That's CV Hanshan Yanbeisheng, who has gained a mature and stable reputation in the online distribution circle on weekdays, but today he couldn't control his excitement when he saw his idol.

Xie Yuchen first slid the mouse wheel back, turned down the volume, and then turned on the microphone to speak, "Is the receiver so full of energy? How did the director choose it?"

As soon as the words fell, it was like lava bursting out on the public screen.

[Planning-Da Ge: sama is here, please hug her thigh. 】

[Screenwriter-Civet Cat Jinsi: Master Hua's voice is so good, ready to record.Go back and continue licking. 】

[CV-AgCl: lick lick. 】

[Later-Master Daisy: The recording has already started. 】

[cv-孓不言: Begging for a recording package in advance]

【Artist-Nyx: +1】

【cv-草蕤: bubbling】

"Master Hua, please don't dislike me, I'm very serious, please. I'm usually very gentle, please don't change me." Hanshan Yanbeisheng quickly turned on the mic to make up for it.

"Okay, don't make trouble, Xiao Shoujun. Today I will act as an unprofessional host. I hope you don't mind." Da Ge popped up in time to smooth things over. "Actually, I have always had a question, and I don't know if you have noticed it. For example, a man came to audition today. I laughed as soon as I opened the voice, saying that he is a listener, and he is quite decent. Then he desperately said I'm Gong...how come no one ever says I'm straight. Hahaha."

"That's because they have self-knowledge." Sibuyu smiled awkwardly.

[Later stage-Master Daisy: Ahem, it's just you.Don't you know that wheat bran is a quick way to gain fame in this circle?For some, it can be described as a broad road.Hugging thighs, being cute, and wheat bran, in the eyes of those girls, there is a different picture, such as me...]

[Screenwriter-Civet Cat Jinsi: Ahem, let's not blow ourselves up.Pay attention to morals. 】

[cv-Wei Rui: What is integrity?Can I eat it? 】

[cv-no no no no: can eat.Very delicious. 】

【Artist-Nyx: +1】

Time passed by every minute and every second, and everyone was very happy.

When it comes to singing, singing is of course indispensable.As for the finale, there is no doubt that the idol in everyone's mind is Xie Yuchen.This is also the most anticipated program.

[cv-Jie Yuhua: What do you want me to sing? 】

[Director-Black Glasses: Whatever you sing is the same. 】

[cv-Jie Yuhua: Oh. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: It's embarrassing to say it. 】

[cv-AgCl: I don't want to say...otherwise you said why you are the finale! 】

【Artist-Nyx: +1】

"Okay then. After I finish singing two songs, I will let people in from outside the door. They have waited for a long time. And if I disappear halfway through singing later, or if you hear any strange sounds, just take it as something It didn't happen either. I won't be captured by aliens." Xie Yuchen responded with his microphone.

Xie Yuhua's singing voice is still beautiful, but an incompatible voice comes from time to time.This made the people below a little disappointed. I really wanted to have a complete recording, but it was all scrapped. If I really want to deal with it, it can be said to be a dead end.

The moment the discordant voice first appeared, what Da Ge, a 2-man brain made up, came up with such a list of information.Zheng Taiyin——Putonghua is not good—the sense of drama is not sure→Could this be a small animal raised by SAMA’s family?Still □□.

When Xie Yuchen ended the song, he explained, "Bear boy, everyone understands. He is the grandson of my landlord, Mrs Swite, and he came back to live on the weekend. The landlord just went out and left him here."

"I'm not a brat, no, no." Jim, the landlord's child, yelled in squishy Chinese.

The public screen is also being swiped, and what one of them said is particularly eye-catching.

[Director-Black Glasses: This attack is more than twenty years old, and he is still standing before it is over.He has not yet married a wife, nor has he had any children.In view of this, this is not a bear child. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: Bear = Black Blind]

[Director-Black Glasses: Black Blind Man = Black Glasses]

[Director-Black Glasses: As mentioned above: bear child = child with black glasses]

[Director-Black Glasses: Master Hua, when did you help me give birth to a white and fat son. 】

Xie Yuchen looked at this string of fallacies, and he was very cute with others, saying the truth.Being a little dizzy, he blurted out, "Jim is so fat for nothing, he is obviously a black and thin kid." I regretted it just after I finished speaking, what is this!

Xie Yuchen calmed down for a while and took a deep breath before saying, "Come here, open the door and release the rice dumplings."

Da Ge smiled inexplicably, but still understood Yu Hua's words, unlocked the door, and went out to say hello.The mushrooms who heard the news but were blocked outside flocked in at once... The system froze in an instant.

Later, Xie Yuhua sang for half an hour.

"This is the first show I've come back to, and I hope you guys can help me out." At the end, Xie Yuhua said.

Needless to say, the reaction of Gu Liang, you all know it.This song will end in this half-full and half-bad.

◆◇Six degrees of separation

Even after the "bear child" incident, the molesting of Xie Yuhua in the crew has also been staged from time to time, and it can be said that it has become more and more unscrupulous.Whenever black glasses and Xie Yuhua appear on the same occasion, they will be attacked on a large scale, and playing and joking has become a normal phenomenon in the group.

The purple red CV could not take it anymore, Hanshan Yanbeisheng, and often scratched the wall in resentment, suing everyone for ignoring his real card.It's a pity that the real subject is the third party in high school, and Xie Yuhua is the jet lag party. With such a mess, there are only a handful of chances for the two to have pia scenes on the same stage, so it is impossible for them to have JQ.But the black glasses are different, there are more than 24 hours a day online.Even McDonald's is afraid of him overtaking. [ps. McDonald's, dear, there are only [-] hours in a day. I'mlovin'it!

Recently, the exam month is approaching, and all the students are reviewing and preparing for the exam. After all, credits are the key, and no credits are fatal.The anatomy classes of the professional courses were all suspended, allowing the students to concentrate on cramming, and the messy letters and leaflets also stopped a lot.

It was rare for Xie Yuchen to be so free, and he didn't go back to school. He went to the hospital for a walk, then went to the police station, and then stayed at home to recuperate.When I was so bored, I opened my notebook and swiped Weibo, recorded dry voice, and peeked at the screen.It's immoral to spy on the screen, but there's nothing you can do about it, he'll be entangled and vomit blood if anyone tells him to bubble up.

Weibo is boring after swiping, Xie Yuhua can only post some messy topics in the wind to make it embarrassing, anyway, it's not just zombie fans who talk to him.

[Universal Weibo, which movie is this?

[There is a picture: an orangutan on the picture==]

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[Director-Black Glasses: Grandpa Hua, come out and pick watermelons for Grandpa. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: It's a molestation == Sogou is too smart. 】

[cv-Jie Yuhua: Watermelon smiled. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: Oops, here~ Let's go to the room. 】

【cv-Jie Yuhua:...】

[cv-Jie Yuhua: Go to Wai Wai + in the same room ≠ open room ⊙﹏⊙b]

[Director-Black Glasses: Lord Hua understands me more and more~ her tone of voice and punctuation are a bit like me.Look, the replies all follow me to use formulas and kaomoji.This emoji is really cute, it seems that it has been doing well recently. 】

[cv-Jieyuhua: == Those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black.no way. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: Isn't it that birds of a feather flock together? 】

[cv-Jieyuhua: ==]

[Planning-Da Ge: Stop, stop, stop for a while.Master Hei, let me ask you something~]

[Director-Black Glasses: Say! 】

[Planning-Da Ge: Can't you be a little bit more compassionate? 】

[Director-Black Glasses: No need for you. 】

[Planning-Big Brother: I heard that the new lyricist girl has an ulterior relationship with Director Hei Da.Could it be that the unspoken rules came in?Don't make a business of abandoning your husband and son for that lyrics.Bear boy is waiting for you, daddy, to come home