[Tomb Raiders Black Flower] The voice in the camera

"When Xie Yuchen bit it, the black glasses happened to lift up his body, so the bright red spot on his chest was bitten. A moment later, Xie Yuchen's jaw was broken, and his tongue was bitten with blood.

"Asshole." Xie Yuchen tried his best to push away the person who was gnawing and biting on him, but unfortunately, his strength was equal, and he couldn't break free from the shackles no matter what.The paw prints on the chest muscles disappeared in an instant, and the muscles had a sense of strength, ready to go.

"There are only three things, do you think you can escape this third time? And you are willing to gamble and lose." The black glasses gently licked/kissed the corners of the slightly raised eyes, and swept to the prickly eyelashes, love knows the rain very well Chen's angry expression.

"I don't like the feeling of being looked down upon." Xie Yuchen felt a rush of heat from his body, and even the air conditioner couldn't suppress it.Slow down your breathing, and asked the black glasses.

"Okay." The black glasses quickly changed the positions of the two of them.

"Hmph, I want to rape you." The slave turned over and became the master.No, a slip of the tongue is not a slave!

"Welcome, welcome." Xie Yuchen wondered why the black glasses were suddenly obedient, and the black glasses said again, "Please enjoy my cucumber to the fullest, Your Lady Queen."

"Get out!" We don't know whether the cucumber raped the chrysanthemum or the chrysanthemum raped the cucumber that night.I only know that this scene/thing is very pornographic and violent. Obviously both parties have longed for it for a long time, but each other is very rude...Anyway, this is a fierce fighting.

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◆◇Small theater x2

◆◇Small theater: happy to see success

"Does it hurt?" There was another fight one morning, and the two of them on the bed were entangled like a twist.

"What about you?" Xie Yuchen asked, not to be outdone.

"I heard that if a man can't even keep his own chastity, there is only one reason. That is, he is happy with what he sees." The black glasses reached out to poke the alluring face presumptuously.

"Tell me, who did you listen to?" Xie Yuchen pressed his black glasses sideways, with an incomprehensible smile on his face.

"Clinical trials have proven it." The black glasses answered honestly.

"Let me tell you why the flowers are so red." Xie Yuchen turned over.

"Is it as red as the flowers last night? Hua'er, don't blow your hair."

◆◇Small Theater: Because of Love

[Planning-Big Ge: Master Hei!Black hero!Great Black Immortal!First aid!First aid! *★,°*:.☆(●︿●)/$:*.°★*]

[Director-Black Glasses: Huh? 】

[Planning-Da Ge: I owe a favor to an author... Can you give Hua Ye a break for a while, and then let him make an exception to be worthy of the king? 】

[Planning-Da Ge: Anyway, you are the one attacking the king!Don't suffer!Smecta! 】

[Director-Black Glasses: I am Xie Yuhua. 】

[Planning-Da Ge: ⊙﹏⊙b Khan]

[Planning-Big Brother: Hua, Master Hua, I, I have been hacked. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: Hmm] What's wrong with no punctuation marks!An exclamation point means death, a question mark means half-life left, and a full stop means life is worse than death...

[Director-Black Glasses: What drama? 】

[Planning-Da Ge: Black Flower Fan Radio Drama. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: Black Flower] Here comes the unpunctuated again.

[Planning-Da Ge: Actually, I also see black flowers. 】Master Hua, please spare me!

[Director-Black Glasses: Oh. 】Finally there is punctuation.

[Planning-Big Ge: It is about the love and hatred between the young Tanhua Lang Jie Yuhua and the martial arts champion Qi Gongzi. 】

[Director-Black Glasses: Why are there so many black flowers these days. 】

[Planning-Da Ge: Because you two have love. 】Almost crying.

[Director-Black Glasses: Oh, that's a nice sentence.We took the show.Actually I have black glasses. 】Dare to send me?It's not negotiable to play you.

◆◇Extra: Opposite, here

In the spring of the second year, on the banks of the Pearl River, along the Hongmian Road, hundreds of flowers are blooming.

Company A's exhibition hall is really in short supply as Mr. Chen, who passed away last year, said. Because of the contract, Company A can only rent the venue for black glasses, and lost a lot of money painfully. Losing business.The exhibition hall is located on Ersha Island, and the Pearl River can be seen from the house.I did not choose the winding corridor that I love in the usual photography exhibitions, but rented a small three-story old villa with a bit of the Republic of China style.The unique glazed window, the sunlight that shines in is colorful.

On the evening before the photography exhibition, Hei glasses brought Xie Yuchen over, saying that he wanted to surprise him.Xie Yuchen followed behind the black glasses, quietly listening to him explain the story behind the photos.

The first floor is like an animal world, the pictures are wonderful and the composition is quite vivid.

"Is this leopard real?" Xie Yuchen asked, pointing to one of them.In the camera, an adult leopard opened its mouth with a ferocious expression, and even the teeth and saliva inside were clearly visible.

"Really, it still wants to bite me." Same as you last night.

"and after?"

"My arm was scratched, and I rode a leopard for several kilometers." The black glasses stepped forward and changed the photo to a more satisfactory angle.

Xie Yuchen paused for a moment before saying, "It's so naughty."

The collections on the second floor are all great rivers and mountains of the motherland, [-]% better than those postcards sold around tourist attractions.Maybe it's because of the different shooting angles. It looks very novel and subverts the viewer's perception of the original scenic spot.Xie Yuchen couldn't help being a little fascinated. When he recovered, he was alone on the second floor, and his black glasses were missing.Not knowing what tricks the black glasses were trying to play, Xie Yuchen turned on the staircase lights leading to the third floor and walked up.

The third floor was still very messy, as if it hadn't been fully furnished yet. With the light from the stairs, Xie Yuchen saw a picture, and it could be said that this picture caught Xie Yuchen's eyes.In the camera, the afterglow of the setting sun enveloped the well-dressed beauty on the stage, a silver stick glowing with a unique metallic luster, the man waved the silver stick, and the wanton flamboyance at the corners of his eyes and brows could not be concealed.Who else could this person be besides Yuchen himself?Xie Yuchen was not surprised by this. He could guess that part of the content here was related to himself from the tone of the black glasses and his behavior of not allowing himself to participate in the arrangement of the photography exhibition, so it was not surprising that there were nude/photos of himself.But how come there is this costume photo?It should have been filmed in Beijing when I returned to China, and I felt a little strange in my heart.

"Patta" accidentally kicked a photo frame at his feet to the ground, and Xie Yuchen bent down to help it up.There is a dark blue cocktail in the camera, that is tomorrow, and there is an empty seat in front of the drink.There is this small label on the photo frame, which says the name of the work: [Waiting].Do you wait for tomorrow, or wait for the person who should sit in the seat?He took out the black glasses from his coat pocket and handed them to himself, which was said to be a love letter.Opening the white and wordless envelope, there was a letter inside, which was written in black glasses.

[How many times and how many times in this life have we been obsessed with it in exchange for this opportunity to face each other again and again?

across the ocean

across the screen

Bar counter

stage

阳台

bed

The closer you get, the clearer you become.

I'llbethere, look over here.

——To commemorate the first anniversary of our 11-year reunion]

"Hey, that one. Why do you play so many tricks to please me?" Xie Yuchen said loudly to the stairs behind him.Then bend down and continue to look at the next photo frame.In the camera, the pink mobile phone is pressed against his lips, his head is slightly lowered, his eyes are half closed, and he is leaning on the rattan hanging chair on the balcony, very lazy.

"I thought you would call me a perverted voyeur." The black glasses came out from the blind corner of the stairs, and the darkness was just his hiding place. "Your rental agreement is about to expire. Do you plan to move in and live with me, or buy it to get through."

"You want to support me?" Xie Yuchen turned his head and asked.

"Didn't you raise me? You have eaten all my cucumbers, and you are still not responsible for me!" The black glasses began to play tricks again. "And...and, aren't my several properties put in your name as a dowry?"

"It's not impossible to keep you. Answer my three questions first." Xie Yuchen made a request after a little thought.

"Is there fried rice with shredded pork and green peppers every day?" Black Eyes raised his eyeballs excitedly when he heard that someone was raising him, thinking really far-sighted.

"Why did you follow me to Beijing?" Xie Yuchen ignored the lofty ideals of the black glasses.

"We've met before." The black glasses fooled with a smile.

"11 years ago? No, it was 12 years ago." Xie Yuchen's memory was a little fuzzy.

"That's because you are still young and just learning opera. This is already the second question." It's a pity that Xie Yuchen didn't think of those immortal legends.But this is also good, the provincial old cow gnaws on the tender flowers, and a pear tree crushes the crabapple, which becomes a thorn in the hearts of the two.

"Why do you like me?" He asked the third question, which was the last one.

"Because I don't want to let it go!" It's like fried rice with shredded pork and green peppers.

From then on, Hei Glasses, Xie Yuchen, the cat Xiao Hei and the dog Xiao Hua lived a happy life of sex and happiness.

◆◇Small chat

"God, Be Careful With That Soap"

This is the season when sweet-scented osmanthus is in full bloom. The classroom cannot see the outside through the low wall and windows, but you can also smell the fragrance of flowers.

"School is over soon, school is over soon." Li Qiuyun said excitedly at the back table, counting the seconds quietly while the teacher was not paying attention, "Fifteen...ten...five, four, three, two, one, ding. "The bell didn't ring as he expected, but it made the students around him burst into laughter. The teacher barely held back his laughter after sweeping his eyes.

He stared at the metal watch on his wrist and said anxiously, "It's really ringing soon."

"Today's bell is broken? Since you want to end get out of class so much, let's end class." Ke Ren closed the lesson plan and did not punish the students. "The homework has already told the class representative