[Tomb Raiders Black Flower] The voice in the camera

[Tomb Raiders Black Flower] The voice in the camera

Author: Yan Rutao

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11 years ago, you were just a melon who didn't have a house for three days

11 years later, you are doing well on the road

until the injury retired

when returning

no name change

Appeared in front of us defenseless like this

I hope you don't have to bear that so-called family responsibility anymore.

Carefree

stay by my side

watch with me

The last color in this world

—— Heiye

Hei Ye said: Go out for a night out when you’re bored, take a picture, catch a beauty;

Hua Ye said: I am idle and bored to make a drama, dissect a corpse, and beat up a ruffian;

Ben Baobao: When you are idle, write a text, take a look, and moles the crowd.

This article is about the stories between the molesting and being molested by the black flower duo.

It can't achieve the style of the original work, nor can it continue to write the original work. It's just a light-hearted short story for readers to have fun in their spare time. Now that it's here, please read it patiently.

First draft 2012-12-21

Overhaul 2016-01-20

As mentioned above, the version you see is modified.This article has always been written by me, I just changed my pen name, because the original account has not been logged in for more than a year, and I forgot the password, and I was stupid to cry.I wonder if I can meet a friend who has read this article before, the original name is "Look at the opposite SAMA".

Content tags: Karma Encounter Tomb Raiders Gourmet Network

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xie Yuhua, Black Glasses┃Supporting role: passers-by A, B, C, D┃Others: Net match, Notes on Tomb Raiders, Black Flower, Yan Rutao

◆◇Introduction - the long yellow sand

He sat on a high slope with his back against the wind, with his back facing the loess and his face facing the dust. There was no one around for a hundred miles.

The black glasses adjusted the position of the goggles upwards, and the scarf covering the face was also torn off and put aside. When the scarf was shaken slightly, yellow sand would pour down.The exposed face was extremely fair, and it didn't look like someone who had experienced the high temperature and scorching heat of the desert.It is impossible to appear in this place known as the "Sea of ​​Death".

I heard a joke before: a person went to Africa to aid in construction.The construction worker who received him when he first arrived at the construction site was a black man. He communicated with them in English, but the black man didn't make a sound.Then he spoke French again, and the Negro still didn't speak.In the end, he was in a hurry and could only use his hands to gesture.The black man finally spoke up: "What are you gesticulating, the whole construction site is Chinese."

From this point of view, black glasses either pay special attention to maintenance, or are born with good skin.Otherwise, middle school students will be darkened after going to military training for a week. How can black glasses maintain their unreasonable whiteness in this uncomfortable natural environment.

Black Glasses took out two things from his backpack, one was an ordinary box of lunch, and the other was a box of fried rice with shredded pork and green peppers.The other is a mobile phone, an old man's mobile phone that no one wants to steal when it is hung on the backpack as a pendant to take the bus.

In this desolate place where the word "backcountry" is not even suitable, looking at the waves of yellow sand flying in front of me, I feel like eating anything.I don't know how the black glasses can eat a whole box of fried rice mixed with wind and sand, maybe it's "hungry enough".

Well, indeed, just be hungry enough.

Phones for the elderly often cannot receive signals, and the paint on the fuselage has also been peeled off, mottled, and looks dilapidated.But this mobile phone for the elderly is not all shortcomings. After careful calculation, there are still a few advantages that can be called, one is the large characters, and the other is the loud voice.The characters are too big to make people feel disgusted that the screen is too small, and the sound is so loud that it is just right to play square dance music.

"Da da da, da dong, dong dong..." The black glasses poked the still intact keyboard of the old man's phone, called up a video, and clicked to play it.This is a self-recorded video that cannot be seen clearly, but a group of people can be vaguely seen standing side by side on the stage playing drums.The picture is not clear but the sound effect is still good.If there is a knowledgeable person in this hairless land, he can hear that the drumbeat is the Hunan Huagu Opera "Rolling Walnuts", a Chinese opera.In fact, the picture of a group of people working together to play drums one after another is wonderful. Unfortunately, the pixels of the mobile phone are too sloppy, and the video is not recorded clearly, so people can't see clearly.

The black glasses put a sandbag on the old man's phone, put it on the backpack, turned up the music to the maximum, and listened to it while eating.From time to time, I raised my head and chewed with a big mouthful of rice in my mouth, looked at the long yellow sand, listened to the rhythmic drum music, and recalled certain fragments that were sometimes clear and sometimes blurred.

This time, the rice grains were very dry and hard to swallow, and the shredded pork had a bad taste because it was fried for too long. The green peppers were good, but unfortunately, the green peppers have two unreliable partners, so this lunch box can only get a bad review.But this is the best dry food in the desert.

The song "Rolling Walnuts" had just been broadcast three times, and a box full of fried rice with shredded pork and green peppers was wiped out by black glasses, and there was not a single grain of rice left.

Black Glasses disposed of the garbage he had made, counted the items he had brought, tightened the straps of his backpack, wrapped his scarf, and continued on the road.

Walking on the yellow sand, the two lines of footprints stepped on the sand dunes were blown away and buried by a gust of wind after a while.

Black Glasses thought in his heart, before the eyes are completely blind, let's walk the great rivers and mountains of the motherland again.

◆◇Luck comes when it comes

"Hmph, what kind of broken shampoo is this! After washing, hair falls out and tangles." Ge Yuanyuan is worrying about hair loss in autumn, and no brand of shampoo and conditioner can save her in this season One wash can wash away three thousand traces of troubles, and if this continues, it is estimated that you will be bald at a young age.Ge Yuanyuan pulled a big towel and angrily licked her dripping hair.

Unfortunately, the mother who was sitting watching TV was hit by the water thrown by Ge Yuanyuan when she wiped her hair. The mother frowned, "Didn't you just say that this brand of shampoo is good last week? Everyone buys this brand. And you! Every time you wash your hair, you must remember to dry it, and you won’t listen to you if you say it ten or twenty times. If you don’t dry it, you will..."

When Ge Yuanyuan heard her mother's concerned nagging, she just responded "Yes" perfunctorily, then turned and walked into the study.

The semi-dry towel was thrown on the window sill. Ge Yuanyuan pulled the chair in front of the desk, plugged in the internet cable, and turned on the computer, all in one go.But she began to get annoyed by the familiar Lenovo icon and the music that was turned on.

While Ge Yuanyuan was coping with her heavy studies, she also took advantage of weekends and holidays to find something interesting to do on the Internet.At first, because she was a voice controller, she got involved in the online distribution circle and wanted to break into the world, and get one step closer to her favorite SAMA. She has worked hard for many years, and now she is also known as a radio drama planner.Although in the eyes of my mother, I am just playing computer.

Recently, however, things went wrong with the radio drama Ge Yuanyuan planned. The main reason is that this time she planned an original script, the screenwriter's reputation is not obvious, and her network is not wide enough, so she has not been able to get the script's character list for a long time.

These days, scripts adapted from online novels are more attractive than original scripts. After all, there is a good IP. No matter how much the original script complains, once the ratings of radio dramas increase, the CVs in the dramas will also become popular, so there are many CVs Only willing to accept scripts adapted from novels and scripts by individual original screenwriters.To be honest, the screenwriter this time is also quite pitiful. A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and he wrote an original script when he couldn't get the job of adapting a novel. So obviously the script is not bad, but because the screenwriter is a newcomer, no one dares to take it.I still met this screenwriter by chance, and I really liked the script written by the screenwriter, so I missed it.

He poked the fat black penguin and the fiery red Zha Lang, and opened the information notes inside one by one.

There seems to be something unusual about the penguins tonight.Why did the trend change after a few days of not surfing the Internet.

[[VoiceCharacter] Ping An Guo: Master planner, is your club still recruiting mushrooms? 】

[Planning-Da Ge: Alas!Now there is no shortage of girls in the online distribution circle.You know ╮(￣▽￣)╭If you get other skills, we still welcome you. 】Ge Yuanyuan shook her head slightly and started typing on the keyboard again, replying to the next message.

[CV-Pingshuifengliu: The script that asked for CV that you sent in a group last time, is there still a shortage of people? 】

[CV-Pingshuifengliu: Is it missing?Roll to join.It's okay to be cannon fodder who dies with only two lines. They really want to cooperate with the male god. 】

[CV-Hanshan Yanbeisheng: Are you planning an original radio drama called "Outside the Play" recently?I saw the character design and thought I was quite suitable for the main character. What do you think? This is the audition (link). 】

[Excellent singing and writing, I love singing: Is "Outside the Play" short of chores? Is the ed drama song ready?You can compose and write lyrics here, and I won’t steal the limelight if I sing a cover. 】

…There are still a lot of messages on Penguin asking to join the crew of "Outside the Movie", and there are more than a dozen or twenty of them.

What's the matter, Ge Yuanyuan was puzzled.The current Little Pink is worthless. The last time I begged him in front of his door, he coldly refused saying that he owed several debts and was not free. Now he is acting cute and begging to join. CV big hands will also send out audition audios in a serious manner?I didn’t mean to send a message before, and I didn’t even need to audition. After all, the CV master has past works to reflect his level.Abnormality is a demon, and I don't know what caused this situation.

Ge Yuanyuan kept scrolling down the mouse, and finally found her own crew group in the vast information column.Click to check the date and time, and found that this is the news from last night.

[Artist-Nyx: Great news, big news!Big news!Go to Zhalang and reply to the male god. 】

[cv-孓不言: I'm a little flustered, please let me lay off staff.Although I'm just a