Rival of the Masses [Quick Transmigration]

When Shen Yan came to look for Lin Xinheng, he held up an old magazine that he found from nowhere, blocked the left half of his handsome face, and sneaked into Lin Xinheng's office like a thief.

Without even thinking about it, Lin Xinheng raised his hand and took away the magazine, saw the face hidden behind, he burst out laughing with a "puchi": "Oh my God, who is so cruel that he is willing to treat you like this?" Such a ruthless hand on Zhang Ruhua's face? Look at the red mark, it makes my heart ache."

Shen Yan ignored his teasing, but stared at him dissatisfied with a pair of black eyes full of accusations, a bright red slap print on his white face covered half of the country, one red and one white, the contrast was strikingly striking Can't help laughing.

Seeing his miserable appearance, Lin Xinheng smiled even more joyfully. He thought about it carefully, and asked tentatively, "Dried that little chili tree in your house?"

Shen Yan nodded, shook his head again, and said quietly: "It's not my family anymore, we broke up just now."

Lin Xinheng: "..."

"I can't blame the girl for slapping you, it's only been a while before you..." Lin Xinheng clicked his tongue after counting the time in his mind.

"You're thinking too much. I didn't initiate the breakup this time. I ran into a disaster." Shen Yan lightly touched his aching cheek with his fingertips. He grinned in pain and explained, "I did it smoothly last time." I did her best friend a favor, she invited me to dinner today to thank her, but she bumped into her and insisted that I was merciful everywhere, stepping on two boats, and slapped me without hesitation."

"and then?"

"Then? Of course I explained it to her, but no matter what I said, people always acted like 'I don't listen to me, you two just have an affair!' and yelled at me, 'Shen Yan, you You scum! Break up!' and ran away." Shen Yan spread her hands and said helplessly, "This is the first time I have met such a person, why doesn't she think about it? Is it okay for me to deal with her girlfriend's dignity? I Not blind."

"Whoever is blind, you can't be blind. Who doesn't know that you, Mr. Shen, have a high picky eye." Lin Xinheng lifted Shen Yan's chin with his other hand that wasn't holding the magazine, and Shen Yan was annoyed. He didn't get annoyed after he slapped it away, and sat beside Shen Yan, looking at that delicate profile with a smile.

There is no doubt that Shen Yan herself is a rare beauty.

He is personable, with handsome eyebrows, white skin like jade, clear yet soft lines, when he raises the corners of his lips and only looks at you intently, the inadvertent deep affection in his eyes seems to drag you into that clear spring In, willingly sinking to death.

As famous as this fact is Shen Yan's passion for beauties.

Shen Yan's ex-girlfriends are more beautiful than the other, with outstanding temperament.

Whether it's a pretty student girl, or a mature and capable white-collar beauty, as long as someone looks in line with Shen Yan's aesthetics, they can arouse Shen Yan's interest.

When they thought they would get the title of "Ex-Girlfriend Terminator" and fell into the love net woven by Shen Yan with sweet fantasies, they didn't know that this dream would not last for no other reason. The beauty that made him interested was when his current girlfriend was eliminated and became his ex-girlfriend.

Because of this, Shen Yan has won countless titles such as "scumbag", "scumbag", "heartbreaker", etc., but he never cares about it, and still enjoys wandering among different beauties wantonly, attracting countless beauties to throw their hearts at him. body.

Even so, there are always many girls among the ex-girlfriends who are unwilling to become the stepping stones of the newcomers: they are pear blossoms and rain, recalling the sweet past and the original promise, hoping to win back Shen Yan's heart, they all think that they are born with Shen Yan Perfect match.

For this, Shen Yan would wipe away the tears of his ex-girlfriends with pity and apology, and say to them: "Hey, don't cry, I don't deserve you to cry for me, you deserve someone better."

As soon as this trick was tried and tested, it coaxed his ex-girlfriends to get together with him, and then turned around and complained to his friends who knew his nature: "Who gave them the confidence to think that the position of 'Mrs. Shen' is so easy to sit on?" of them? Come on, I almost don’t remember who they are.” Since then, I have never had any contact with those girls.

#Shen Yan!Soak all girls invincible hands!Fighter among scum! #

#被淋过的姐姐 can circle the basketball court in a row! #

Thinking of this, Lin Xinheng suddenly said: "Little Pepper is right, Shen Yan, you are a scum."

Shen Yan was furious when he heard the words: "Your uncle Lin Xinheng! I have never been scumbag to you!"

Lin Xinheng looked at him with a half-smile, his eyes darkened: "Do you have the guts?"

Shen Yan said righteously: "We are both men, and the conditions do not allow me to scum you."

Lin Xinheng gave him a meaningful look: "Really?"

Shen Yan returned him a firm look, opened his mouth to say something, when he heard the phone rang briskly.

"Yeah, okay." After dealing with the people over there, Shen Yan stood up, saw Lin Xinheng's curious expression, bent down and snatched the magazine back from Lin Xinheng's hand: "My mother has something to do with me, Let me go home quickly."

Lin Xinheng nodded, and watched Shen Yan with a smile on his face and pushed the door away.

At this moment, he never thought that when they met again, Shen Yan would be lying on the hospital bed with his eyes closed and his face pale, breathing weakly and not knowing anything about himself.

-

Everything happened in a flash of lightning.

That girl who looked a little familiar, like a former girlfriend, when Shen Yan was caught off guard, rushed forward with a brisk stride, and thrust a sharp fruit knife straight into Shen Yan's body.

Seeing Shen Yan's eyes widen in disbelief, her slender body slumped to the ground, with warm blood splashing on her hands and face with the drawn blade, she knelt beside Shen Yan with a crazy expression, as if The pain also seemed to be joy, the hand holding the knife trembled like a cold wind blowing through the trembling dead leaves, and there were words in his mouth that only two people could hear.

Shen Yan lost consciousness in the severe pain, and the last voice he heard seemed to be filled with unknown happiness and sweetness, "This way we can be together, we can be together, Shen Yan, I love you..."

-

Shen Yan felt that he was not well.

First, he was stabbed mercilessly by someone who was afraid of pain, and then when he regained consciousness, he appeared in a strange place, where everything was white, only a white dumpling with Q version facial features floating in the air Zhong looked at him sadly.

and many more……

A white dumpling with facial features?

Still looking at yourself with a sad face?

Shen Yan: What the hell is this? !

Shen Yan's expression was too vivid, in Bai Tuanzi's eyes, it was written all over his face, "Where is the evildoer making trouble here!", Bai Tuanzi sighed, and said, "Hello, scum."

Shen Yan: "...Excuse me, what did you call me?"

Bai Tuanzi froze: Oops, I accidentally said what was in my heart _(:з"∠)_.

Bai Tuanzi immediately changed his words: "Hello, host." Before Shen Yan could make a statement, it spit out words like a machine gun: "To change the future of the world! To restore world peace! Carry out love and true justice! Cute! Charming villains again! We are intelligent systems that travel through time and space! 'Destruction Tour' awaits us!"

Shen Yan plucked his ears: "Why does this passage sound familiar?"

Bai Tuanzi immediately said happily: "I adapted it according to the Rockets' lines! Doesn't it sound cool and domineering?"

"Yes," Shen Yan nodded approvingly, "It's so tall that mere mortals can't understand it at all."

Bai Tuanzi: =口=! !I didn't understand!

"Please tell me the central idea directly." Shen Yante looked at Bai Tuanzi sincerely, with a small light in his eyes, "Send me back when you're finished, my mother still has something to do with me."

Baituanzi suddenly felt a little stuffy, coughed twice before saying, "I am No. 07 of the cannon fodder system of the 'Journey of Destruction' project, congratulations on being selected as my host."

Shen Yan, who was not ashamed to ask, raised his eyebrows: "What is the 'Journey of Destruction' plan?"

"'Journey of Destruction', as the name suggests, means that in the next period of time, you need to engage in destruction in different mission worlds to complete the mission. These missions..." Bai Tuanzi explained slowly.

Shen Yan only grasped the three words 'destruction', he looked at Bai Tuanzi in horror, and said without thinking, "My God, you actually want to force good people to do evil!"

The corner of Bai Tuanzi's mouth twitched, what should I do, I really want to transform into a stupid host with limbs slapped to death, I have never seen such a stupid host.

"I haven't finished talking yet," Bai Tuanzi said, "The so-called sabotage is actually asking you to break up a pair of lovers in the mission world that have a major impact on the direction of the world."

Shen Yan refused, shaking his head like a rattle: "No date! We don't have a date! Although I love beauties, I will never lay hands on flowers that have owners."

Bai Tuanzi: "...Hey, you are quite principled."

Shen Yan took this as a compliment to himself, and with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he accepted it.

Bai Tuanzi was furious, and roared angrily: "If you don't make an appointment, you have to make an appointment! You can't decide this matter! It's said that they broke up, but they are still not together! There is no owner! All you have to do is to prevent them from getting together Do you understand! Make an appointment?"

Looking at Bai Tuanzi who was puffing up with anger in the air, Shen Yan swallowed, nodded hurriedly: "Joyueyue."

"You're smart." Bai Tuanzi snorted arrogantly.

Recalling the content of Bai Tuanzi's self-introduction at the beginning, Shen Yan asked, "What is No. 07 of the Cannon Fodder System?"

"It's me, I rank seventh in the cannon fodder system." Bai Tuanzi proudly puffed out his chest... no, it was his whole body, "My full name is [Cannon Fodder Gong Exclusive Intelligent System No. 07]. , your identity will become the cannon fodder Gong in different mission worlds, and use this identity to complete the task of preventing the protagonist Gong Shou from successfully getting together, destroying the ending, and affecting the direction of the world."

Shen Yan was a little confused: "Cannon fodder attack? Protagonist attack? What do these words mean?"

Bai Tuanzi gasped when he heard the words: "You gay, what do you mean by asking me?!"

Shen Yan knew the meaning of the word 'gay guy' before. He recalled Bai Tuanzi's words before and after, and came to a conclusion that made his jaw drop. His face turned pale, and he stammered: "But I...I'm all scumbags...girls!"

"Finally admit that you are a scum?" Bai Tuanzi was confused by the last word 'sister' before he could feel elated enough.

One person and one group stared wide-eyed and small-eyed for a long time, no matter how they looked at each other, they all had an expression of lovelessness.

Shen Yan: ＿(:з」∠)＿Mom is so scary, there is a system here trying to force me to be gay...

Bai Tuanzi: ＿(:з」∠)＿Boss, where are you? What happened? Why did I bind the wrong host? Is there any hope of completing the task of the host with a different sexual orientation?

After some discussion and deliberation, one person and one group finally have a unified concept: if you want to return to the real world as soon as possible, you can only do tasks for now.

Shen Yan sat up straight, stretched out his hand and poked the limp white dumpling, and asked, "What do I need to do to break up the protagonists?"

Bai Tuanzi still looked at him sadly, and said, "On the premise that you can't use violence to kill one of them, you can dismantle it however you want, as long as they can't get together."

Shen Yan asked: "Is there any easy and labor-saving method?"

"You want to know?" Bai Tuanzi suddenly became energetic when he heard the words, he raised his voice and asked mysteriously.

Shen Yan nodded honestly.

"It's that simple to attack any one of the protagonists and make him fall in love with you." Bai Tuanzi taught his host his experience seriously, "Many people did this before."

Unwilling to give up, Shen Yan asked, "Is this the best way?"

"Yes."

"does it have any side effects?"

"No! Trust me, you have nothing to worry about!"

Listening to Bai Tuanzi's confident voice, Shen Yan's heart was eager to return to the real world.

Bai Tuanzi saw that there was something to be done, and immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Host, think about it carefully, with your many years of flirting with girls, it will definitely be applicable even if the partner is changed to a man. Besides, it's just to make one of them fall in love with you, isn't it? If you want to love him, you just play a game to gain NPC favorability, wouldn’t it be enough! You are so straight and straight, you are afraid that people will bend you? After the task is completed, you can turn around and leave the world, so easy!”

Shen Yan was finally persuaded, since Bai Tuanzi said that this is the best way, then he believed it once - although he thought of falling in love with a gay guy of the same gender as him, he would I had a bit of a toothache, a headache, and a pain all over my body, but in order to return to reality, I had to grit my teeth and admit it.

Shen Yan: Isn't it just a guy!

Isn't it just dismantling the CP!

I...Help, I'm still a bit handy QAQ.

So far, Shen Yan, who is a master girl and has an easy-going appearance, is fooled by Bai Tuanzi and embarks on a road of no return full of blood and tears.

Many years later, recalling the decision he made at the beginning, Shen Yan was expressionless, and he was beaten up by the crying Bai Tuanzi.

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