[Naruto] Player Life Diary

"Drink it quickly, the effect is very good." Sasuke looked forward to it.

"...I'm not thirsty." Itachi looked at the teacup in his hand, struggling in his heart.

"No!" Sasuke shook his head firmly.

"Sasuke..."

"Nissan, don't forget that I also have a Kaleidoscope Sharingan. Is it possible that I don't know about its side effects? Although I'm not a medical ninja, do you think I really can't see it at all? You're in poor health right now! "

"You already know everything." Itachi looked at his younger brother indifferently.

"That's right! Haven't you already met Sakura and Shirogane?" The young man nodded gently, "I want to sit and chat with a living Nissan, not a corpse that is about to lose its temperature."

Itachi Uchiha sighed helplessly, although he still had many doubts in his heart, at least he could finally understand a little bit of Sasuke's painstaking efforts, but the color of the tea...

"So... either drink it, or I'll dig out these eyes and replace them for you right now!" Sasuke's smile became more and more demonic, "I believe Nissan will definitely choose well!"

Gouging out eyes or something, this is a naked|naked|naked threat!

Itachi Uchiha closed his eyes tiredly, and the teacup in his hand trembled unconsciously.

So, during the short flight, a certain elder brother was forced by his younger brother to drink three cups of tea with different colors and different tastes, and the effect was unknown.

As a result, this excellent spy who has worked hard in the Xiao organization for many years as an underground worker inexplicably has a dizzy feeling that the end of the world is coming early, and he feels tired and unloved.

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"Hey! What's the matter with your elder brother? You have a strange face, is he constipated?" As the first representative to welcome at the door, Sakura tugged on Rasasuke's sleeve and asked quietly.

"Maybe it's because you drank too much tea and have to go to the bathroom?" Sasuke rubbed his chin and guessed.

His words made Didara, who was walking behind, stagger and almost threw the baby in his hand.

"Be careful!" Tian Tian hugged the child from his arms, looked at it for a while and then raised his head with a face of truth, "Sasuke, is this little guy a gift from you?"

"Yes!" The boy nodded.

"Wow wow wow..." Who are you talking about!I'm no kid!Ghost shark roared unconvinced.

"It's so cute, but how did you guess it?" Sakura looked at Tian Tian with great interest.

"Look at the gills on his face! This is a special appearance that only people who live near the sea have. Last time I saw a woman with ears similar to those of a mermaid on the street!"

"Gills on your face? With this skin color..." Sakura frowned in confusion, "Sasuke, is he the illegitimate child of Kisame Kisame?"

Uchiha Itachi blinked Sharingan.

Didara rubbed his stomach and laughed loudly, "He is Senior Ganshi!"

"Could it be caused by Sharingan?"

Sakura suddenly flashed the Chakra scalpel with a bright face. Sasuke has always disliked the power of those eyes, and he has used the kaleidoscope only a handful of times so far. Thinking of this, she snatched Kisame away.

"Leave it to me! I will treat him well! This is a research subject that has been hard to come by!"

Uchiha Itachi wanted to stop it with a serious face, but Sasuke spoke first.

"Wait, Sakura!" He hurriedly stopped his companion, pointing at his elder brother, "I don't care how you want to dissect him, but should I help Itachi check his body first?"

"Oh, I almost forgot!" Sakura casually threw Kisame back into Didara's arms, curling her long hair with her fingers embarrassingly.

"Your elder brother's room is ready, let's take him there first." Patting her on the shoulder every day, he comforted Sasuke with a smile, "I'll go to the lab and call Xia Dana, he's also good at medicine!"

"Wait! Am I going to hold this guy all the time?" Deidara pointed at the baby and interrupted dissatisfied.

"Trouble is dead! - Recession!" Sasuke's Kaleidoscope Sharingan flashed past.

The Kisame in the baby state gradually grew in size at a speed visible to the naked eye, until it grew into a five or six-year-old child.

"Hey! My clothes..."

The black robe that was taken as a baby was put on him indiscriminately, but it was a pity that it still seemed much bigger than the current appearance.

"Why don't you restore me completely?" Kisame, who was finally able to speak, stared at Sasuke.

"It became like this so that you can walk by yourself. After all, none of us have the time to take care of a baby." Sasuke raised his eyelids and sneered maliciously, "It's best to recognize your identity, as a little girl The experimental product that Sakura ordered, you now have no strength, no weapons, and no status!"

"Uchiha Sasuke! I'm going to kill you!!!"

Having said that, Kisame just stood there and roared angrily.What the other party said was not wrong. A five or six-year-old child could only barely reach the level of ninja if he died, and it was impossible to fight against a group of kage-level powerhouses.

As for my partner Uchiha Itachi... It would be good to hope that he doesn't get into trouble. Although Kisame couldn't speak normally along the way, his hearing was still fine, and he could even drink that kind of weird stuff. Suzaku, the younger brother, really Is there no lower limit?

"Sasuke, don't be so blunt about the experimental product!" Sakura waved to Kisame with a smile on her face, "What do you think of the status of a pet?"

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Not to mention the miserable situation, Kisame Kisame, who was bullied by a money fan in Huluo Pingyang, turned his eyes back to the room that the NPC servant had cleaned up for Itachi Uchiha, and found that the layout here was almost exactly the same as in Konoha Mansion back then. The only difference is that there is an extra soft couch for the patient to rest on the side by the window.

Strictly speaking, this can also be regarded as a gathering of several S-level rebellious colleagues since Akatsuki organized the Tailed Beast Seal.Facing the familiar faces around him, Uchiha Itachi, who was being inspected by Sakura, suddenly felt absurd in his heart. It seemed that Sasuke and his companions' poaching methods were no worse than Payne's!

"Huh? Why did you just go out for a while, and you resurrected one?" Didara stared at Fei Duan for a while and said.

"This guy won't die at all! Both the silver and the horns are just stitching his body together again." The Red Sand Scorpion explained coldly.

"Haha... Kisame, you turned into a child?" Fei Duan mocked unceremoniously.

"Bastard!" Ghost Shark bared his teeth and walked to the corner, deciding to stay away from this noisy guy temporarily before recovering his strength.

"Both, long time no see." Jiao Du still covered his face, nodding to Zhu Nan's group indifferently, turning a blind eye to their respective abnormal states.

"Uchiha Itachi, put away Sharingan!" Sakura frowned and looked at the disobedient patient.

"What's wrong?" Sasuke's attention was immediately attracted.

"This is a blood disease unique to the Uchiha family, and it can't be cured." Itachi looked at his younger brother coldly, and didn't want him to make these futile efforts.

"Suzaku, I hate wasting time!" Xie looked down at the pile of medical records and frowned.

"Nissan?" The corner of Sasuke's mouth curled up in an arc that made everyone present feel a little terrified.

"..." Uchiha Itachi frowned, and could only slowly put away Sharingan.

However, at the next moment, he immediately felt a trance in front of his eyes, followed by an earth-shaking fainting feeling. He clenched his fists tightly and resisted the urge to vomit. After reopening his eyes, his blurry vision became pitch black, except for a faint It's almost impossible to see anything outside the light.

After another round of all-round inspection, Sakura and Scorpion's already serious faces became more serious.

Everyone watched the two discuss softly for a while, and then dazzledly wrote one medical term after another on the paper that they couldn't understand at all.

"How is it? You guys are talking!" Hiduan was the most impatient of all.

"You can't see for yourself!" Sakura said irritably.

"If I can understand, do I still need to ask you?" Perhaps because he noticed his partner's stare, Hiduan's voice became smaller and smaller.

"Take it!" The Scarlet Sand Scorpion threw the final conclusion to the patient's family.

After clutching the examination report on his brother's body and going through it carefully, Sasuke's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker.Sakura doubted that if Uchiha Itachi was not still awake on the soft couch, staring at Sasuke with those eyes that were not much better than the decoration, I am afraid that he would not be able to restrain himself from rushing to the sky above Konoha to magnify his moves.

"Is there any need for treatment?" Sasuke looked at the two professionals.

"It's too messy!" Sakura shook her head unceremoniously.

"Hmph! Instead of thinking that this guy is still alive, it's better to say that this is a human puppet controlled by chakra!" The red sand scorpion couldn't hold back the shock in his heart, it's a miracle that Uchiha Itachi is still alive now!

He asked himself that his medical skills were good, but faced with such a serious illness, let alone himself, I am afraid that the Immortals of the Six Paths would have nothing to do!Even if you die for the sake of the village, you don't need to do this!

"Xie Danna, is it really as scary as you said?" Deidara asked in extreme confusion. Although he can't understand Itachi Uchiha, he also understands that if he is sick like this, he will definitely solve himself with a bomb. For no apparent reason it persisted for so long.

"It's definitely impossible to use medical ninjutsu." Sakura shrugged.Laymen watch the excitement, and experts watch the doorway, not to say that the cure cannot be cured, but that the cost is too high, it is better not to be cured!

"Then kill him." Sasuke picked up a cup of hot tea, took a sip, and said lightly.

fair enough!Although Uchiha Itachi remained expressionless, his heart was peaceful.

Sasuke and his companions seem to have reconciled with Konoha, so as long as he dies, he can take the pair of kaleidoscopes. As the elder brother, this is the last bit of help Itachi can give his younger brother, and then he can take the pair of kaleidoscopes with him. Sin returns to Hades.

"Huh? That's your brother!" Kisame retorted without hesitation.

"It's hard to bring this guy back, but after a long time, he still wants to kill him? Is there a mistake!" Fei Duan immediately objected.

"Shut up, Hiduan!" Jiao frowned impatiently.

"Sasuke Uchiha!" The red sand scorpion Shuya's eyebrows were tightly clenched together.

"Too much!" Didara disagreed.

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Sasuke raised his eyebrows slightly, didn't he say that the members of the Akatsuki organization are a group of cold-blooded and ruthless rebels?Looking at it now, it is still very humane!However, why didn't they notice that both of their companions looked relaxed and didn't talk to each other?

He put down the teacup, put his warm hand on Itachi's cold back, and held it tightly.

Tiantian noticed this scene and smiled from the bottom of his heart.

Hard-spoken and soft-hearted guy!

What else can I do with such a brother?The boy shrugged, and blinked innocently at the terrorists, "Everyone, just kidding, don't take it seriously!"

There was an eerie silence in the room.

Sakura: [Are you sure... you don't want to play them to death? 】