The original troll made his wife run away

Shen Qu looked at the masked words on the screen, took out a pen, and copied the nonsense original text, so as not to forget it.

Lu Qingbi held down his hand, arrogant and complacent: "No need to copy, I have memorized it."

He still needs to take notes for this set of procedures that he knows by heart?joke.

Shen Qu raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

Lu Qingbi moved closer to Shen Qu, lowered her voice, and easily repeated the words without missing a word.

He stared at Shen Qu's blood-red earlobes, with a strong smile in his eyes, this episode is worth adding chicken legs to the author.

Shen Qu pursed his lips, "Are you sure?"

"It must be!" Lu Qingbi was confident.

He actually had reservations, so he wouldn't tell Shen Qu that he could fill in five other tricks in one second.

After he implements Plan [-], he uses the excuse of "maybe wrong" to lead to Plan [-].

Plan pass.

Lu Qingbi immediately turned on her mobile phone to book a seaside resort hotel.

Shen Qu watched him make a plan calmly, "You meant the last sentence twelve times a night, why didn't I see it?"

Lu Qingbi replied: "This is a metaphor."

Shen Qu: "Don't make metaphors, just take the superficial meaning, aren't you afraid of dying?"

Lu Qingbi: "I can."

Shen Qu: "Didn't you refuse introversion? Don't listen to the author's aggressive method."

"But now is the right time, place and people." Lu Qingbi pointed to the Greenland Hotel on the website and said, "In winter in the northern hemisphere, there will be a polar night north of the Arctic Circle. Do you know how long a night can last?"

Twelve times under the guidance of science, there is nothing wrong with it.

Professor Shen exhaled slowly, those who are clear will be cleared by themselves, and those who are obscene will see obscenity, this episode is vividly expressed.

For cloze, he has never been penalized.

Shen Qu patted Lu Qingbi on the head: "Don't go to Greenland, book the nearest sea view room."

Lu Qingbi had no choice but to change the travel destination aggrievedly.

Hmph, fortunately the others still come true.Lu Qingbi began to live like a year like all the scumbags, eagerly looking forward to the weekend.

Thursday night.

Shen Qu was doing self-study last night when his father, Shen Hai, suddenly called in a hurry.

Shen Qu thought it was a weekly reminiscence program, but Shen Hai misremembered the time.

But after thinking about the date, he got up and sneaked to the stairs to answer the phone.

Sure enough, it was his father's little lover who was about to give birth.

Because both Li Yan and Shen Hai cheated on each other to find a new partner, and agreed with each other, they did not bring these matters to Shen Qu for comment. Therefore, Shen Qu tried to treat their new family normally.

If anything needs help, he tries to help.

"Xiao Qu, your aunt is going to have an autopsy. You don't have enough things to prepare. You come to the Fifth Hospital to buy toilet paper, water cups, lunch boxes, and straws..."

"Okay." Shen Qu wrote down one by one, went back to pack his schoolbag, and prepared to go to the supermarket first.

Lu Qingbi slipped away on his heels and called Uncle Liu to come over.

Shen Qu: "You continue to study by yourself."

Lu Qingbi found a good reason: "It's late at night, Duan Kai is alive and well, I don't worry."

Shen Qu couldn't hold back him, so he had to go to the supermarket to do some shopping together.

Lu Qingbi pushed the shopping cart, and saw Shen Qu carefully shopping, carefully checking the date and ingredients before putting them in, and said with emotion: "It's as if we are still in the birth of a child."

Shen Qu rolled his eyes at him: "Do you still miss the author not writing enough?"

Lu Qingbi: "I just feel fresh."

In the normal world, he would live to be a hundred years old without seeing Shen Qu pretending to be pregnant.

Shen Qu approached him, narrowing his eyes: "Do you think it's a pity that I didn't go to the operating table and get sutured three times?"

"No!" Lu Qingbi became terrified after being told by him. Fortunately, that idiot author didn't write about the production process!

He doesn't miss it!

Hurry up and get the hell out of this episode!

Shen Qu bent his lips and took a thermos from the shelf.Lu Qingbi is a person, he can't do without some strong medicine to intimidate him, he fantasizes every day.

Lu Qingbi hugged Shen Qu from behind, "It's really hard to have a baby, we won't have one."

Shen Qu: "..." What's the advantage, he said it as if he would.

Lu Qingbi's thought deepened when he saw a strange, weak and pale woman in labor.

It is enough for the child to borrow from Chu Xian for two days to enjoy himself, and he is reluctant to bear Shen Qu's suffering.

Because it was inconvenient, Lu Qingbi sat at the corner of the corridor and waited, instead of going in with Shen Qu.

Shen Qu gave the things to Shen Hai, and was directed by Shen Hai to run errands twice, and he left only after the inpatients were chased away.

Lu Qingbi stood up, touched the sweat on his forehead, unscrewed the bottle cap and handed him warm water: "Are you tired?"

"Not tired."

"Xiao Qu!" Shen Hai's voice came.

Shen Qu turned around: "What's wrong, Dad?"

Shen Hai's face was full of red, and he came over with his mobile phone, and it was the photo album interface: "Here you are, let me show you your brother's photo. It was just taken in the intensive care unit."

"You can count as seeing your younger brother's birth in person. From now on, brothers will be of one mind, and their benefits will cut through gold. Teach your younger brother more of your learning methods." Shen Hai patted Shen Qu's shoulder excitedly.

Shen Qu lowered his head and looked at them one by one to save face.Shen Hai may have pressed the continuous shooting button, there are dozens of identical pictures.

When Lu Qingbi saw Shen Qu's father for the first time, she folded her arms and looked at it. She felt that Shen Hai's appearance...was quite annoying.

Leaving such an excellent eldest son alone and ignoring him, a little baby is very rare.

He hastily reflected.

Could it be that he is too possessive of Shen Qu?Strong enough to dislike Shen Qu's close relatives?

There are some crazy critics in the novel, who suffer from this kind of mental illness that hates everyone around them.

I should...not be, right?

Lu Qingbi analyzed anxiously.

From the corner of the eye, he glanced at the photo of Shen Qu's cheap brother, and Lu Qingbi instantly understood.

Why does this old man look a bit disgusting like Duan Kai?

I'm not sick, it's their fault of looks.

Lu Qingbi immediately forgave herself.

and many more--!

Lu Qingbi's eyes flashed the scene of Duan Gong of Camellia Villa admitting to the wrong person.

At that time, Shen Qu just looked over there, just a curious passer-by, why did he recognize Shen Qu as Duan Kai?

A current flashed in Lu Qingbi's mind, she took three steps away quietly with her mobile phone, and thoughtfully gave up the space to the Shen family.

Then directly open Baidu and search for Zhao Chongrong.

The news interview jumped out immediately.

Lu Qingbi clicked on the news, scrolled down and found Zhao Chongrong's photo.

Seeing the facial features clearly, the pupils shrank suddenly, Lu Qingbi closed her eyes, and put the phone back into her pocket.

"Have you finished watching?" Lu Qingbi approached Shen Qu.

Shen Qu returned the phone to Shen Hai: "My brother is very cute, I'm going back, call me again if you need anything."

"Okay, okay." Shen Hai reluctantly withdrew from the photo album.

Lu Qingbi put her hand on Shen Hai's shoulder naturally: "I'm Shen Qu's friend, I know the director of this hospital, you can stay at ease and come to me directly if you have anything to do."

Shen Hai said happily: "Xiao Qu has made a good brother."

The two added WeChat, and Lu Qingbi strode away with Shen Qu, his eyes a little heavy.

As soon as he returned to the gate of the community, the family doctor Chu Ye stood under the street lamp and waited.

Lu Qingbi said "wait a moment" to Shen Qu, got out of the car and handed two tufts of hair to Chu Ye: "Check if there is any blood relationship, as soon as possible."

Chu Ye sucked in a breath of cold air: "Is this why you said you asked me to monitor your parents' health?"

The familiar rich and powerful drama appeared.

Lu Qingbi gritted her back molars: "What I told you last time has passed. Can you do it? I don't even know if my mother broke out."

Chu Ye: "..." Ah, here.

Shen Qu also got out of the car and stood quietly waiting.

Lu Qingbi went back and held his slightly cold hand, and took the initiative to explain: "My family doctor, I will give you the contact information later, if you don't understand anything about your body, just ask him."

Shen Qu asked nervously, "What's wrong with you?"

Lu Qingbi: "No, don't worry."

"Really not?"

"No, by the end of the week you'll know that I'm fine in all aspects."

Shen Qu is convinced that Lu Qingbi is fine.

When the time came to Saturday, Shen Qu, Lu Qingbi and Han Qing asked for leave on the pretext of finding a professional score-raising teacher to make a surprise attack.

Under the glossy excuse, the two went straight to the airport, landed and changed to a car.

After boarding the plane, Shen Qu kept his eyes closed and meditated, his mind was full of what happened when Lu Qingbi passed the security check, and the security inspector took out a box from his bag.

Ah ah ah ah.

Leaving aside whether it can be used or not, buying it after it hits the ground can make Lu Qingbi anxious to death, right?

He underestimated Lu Qingbi. He didn't have any pocket money. After adding online shopping to the shopping cart, he clicked [Ask someone else to pay for it].

Shen Qu didn't want to know at all, how many people in Lu Qingbi's group of brothers would be ashamed.

When getting out of the car, Shen Qu went straight to a tavern on the street with his bag on his back. After a while, he came out with a bottle of vodka.

Lu Qingbi took it over and glanced at the degree.

... wild baby.

Professor Shen must be embarrassed and wants to drink to cheer up the fun, or maybe just get himself drunk.

Ah, just drink some red wine and fruit wine, Lu Qingbi is worried that the vodka is too strong, and Shen Qu's stomach can't stand it.

When the cold wind from the sea blows, the facial nerves are paralyzed.

So Lu Qingbi understood Shen Qu again, the weather is too cold and spirits are more suitable.

Lu Qingbi helped him carry the wine, tacitly, followed the prompts to find the reserved hotel.

As soon as he entered the door, Lu Qingbi checked the equipment everywhere, the heating and hot water were perfect, he took out two glasses from the cabinet and put them on the table.

At the same time, Shen Qu also opened his schoolbag, took out paper and pen, and looked serious as if he was here to invigilate the exam.

Lu Qingbi was a little nervous, did Shen Qu want to "correct" the number of words stroke by stroke?Are you afraid that your consciousness will be blurred and you will become confused after counting?

Tsk, his wife is always cold and rational, and he loves her very much.

"I'm sure no more, no less—what's this?"

A piece of paper was handed over to Lu Qingbi.

Shen Qu nodded slightly: "Look."

Lu Qingbi lowered her head, wishing to tear it apart in three seconds.

On the paper was written "Shen Qu's lyrics" extra.

【... Lu Qingbi [squeezed] Shen Qu away, [occupied] his [position] with [hands] [arrogant], and after a short while [overlooked] a [thoroughly].

The [ink and wash] curtain [floating] hanging from the floor is on the [window sill] [in front of] Shen Qu, Lu Qingbi [poetry] is full of hair, [spreads] Shen Qu's [xuan paper] with one hand, [picks up] His [writing brush] pours a bottle of [vodka] into [thick ink], and is [diluted] [ink] [passionate boiling].

Lu Qingbi gazed [resolutely], [slightly pause], picked up the [pen] on the [book], [swipe the pen] no less than [one to two hundred] times, [compared] [cumulus clouds] into snow-white [sea waves], along the Shen Qu's [at hand] [writing].

"[Good poem] ah, [good poem]." Shen Qu is like a [spectator] [being] [amazed], looking at the raging tide that is getting closer and closer, and the long clouds stretching in the sky. The illusion of turning the world upside down. 】Lu Qingbi: "..."

Damn Shi Xing is so popular, he is so wolfish, okay?

He doesn't write poetry!Don't write poetry!

Reluctantly circling Shen Qu, Lu Qingbi said with a straight face: "It's just the two of us, what kind of poems can I write? Xiao Huang's poems?"

Shen Qu ignored the second half of his sentence, and pondered for a while, there is wine, there are clouds, the one that fits the situation should be

"It should be the celestial beings who got drunk and smashed the white clouds."

Lu Qingbi: "Hmph."

Shen Qu: "Then... there will be times when you ride the wind and waves, hang the clouds and sail straight to the sea?"

Lu Qingbi was speechless, "I'm not Li Bai."

Shen Qu: "If you can write better than him..."

Lu Qingbi: "..." There is no solution to this question, but the point is to write poetry!

He tried to reason: "In this way, none of us will fill in the blanks. We will ask a third party to comment and let the original writers fill in the blanks."

"You are the same as the brick family, why don't you let elementary school students fill it in?" Shen Qu took out the paper from Lu Qingbi's hand, and straightened the crumpled lines: "Read it again, remember?"

Lu Qingbi turned her head after taking a look.

Angry, too reasonable, he had already forgotten his own version.

Lu Qingbi said firmly: "Then what are we going to do tonight?"

Shen Qu: "Isn't there still a second half to watch the tidal sea view?"

As he spoke, he took out a set of theory and a set of Chinese.

Lu Qingbi took Li Zong angrily: "I hate all the fill-in-the-blank questions!"

Have you ever seen a couple doing homework in a sea view room with French windows on three sides?

it's me.

Lu Qingbi's sadness is as big as the sea outside.

No, bigger than the sky.

Changing soldiers before the battle, cutting first and playing later, is this Professor Shen's trick!

With a smile on the corner of Shen Qu's mouth, he looked at the vast sea for a while, and then at the angry Lu Qingbi.

Finally, his eyes fell on the rustling pen tip—anger did not affect the problem solving.

Shen Qu suddenly turned sideways, leaned towards Lu Qingbi, and kissed him on the lips.

With a superficial kiss, he immediately sat up straight again and read his paper.

"Wife..." Lu Qingbi stroked the corner of her mouth and looked at Shen Qu in surprise.

Shen Qu took the initiative to kiss him for the first time!

"Concentrate on the questions." Shen Qu said calmly.

Lu Qingbi's lacquer-like eyes narrowed slightly, recalling the wet feather-like touch.

Gee.

Looking around, the sea is so wide, the waves are so white, and the light from the floor-to-ceiling windows is really suitable for studying.

The waves come and go at the feet, and the loneliness returns empty.The teenagers immersed in the sea of ​​questions wrote down the solutions with pens, braved the wind and waves, and lived up to the good time.

Until late at night, the two leaned together and counted twelve times the tide went back and forth.

Have to say, this sea view is worth its room fee.

Two people with two beds, although it is not as expected, but Lu Qingbi has to admit that it is easier to fall asleep this way.Although he feels energetic, Shen Qu insists that he must have a good sleep at night in the third year of high school, which is also out of scientific guidance.

Moonlight drifted down the curtains, leaving a faint glow on the ground.

In the middle of the night, Lu Qingbi woke up and went to the bathroom. He got off the bed lightly and kicked a ball of paper unexpectedly.

He picked it up and saw that it was Shen Qu's lyrics, which was crushed by himself.

Lu Qingbi couldn't help laughing, and when she was about to throw it into the wastebasket, she suddenly found that there were words on the back.

He unfolded the ball of paper as if feeling something, and when he saw the words on it clearly under the clear moonlight, his heart skipped two beats.

Lu Qingbi is to Shen Qu, just like the moon is to sea water, it is inherently attractive.

This is how the tides are formed.

You are my moon.

I used to be afraid of the moonlight, but I never tire of praying for you.

——Compensation for Lu Qingbi to change the episode.

Shen Quliu.

The author has something to say: Those who have no reading barriers stand on the left, and those who have barriers stand on the right.

Lu Wanbi: The vote of the masses is the fairest.