The original troll made his wife run away

Shen Qu was teleported to this so-called "real world" without warning, and a system told him that he and Lu Qingbi were originally the protagonists in a novel, and when the protagonists realized that the world was out of control, they would strip the book.

When Shen Qu woke up, he was hungry. He had never experienced such a feeling of being so hungry that he was so weak that he couldn't lift his eyelids.

"Xiao Qu?" Li Yan wiped the corners of her eyes where the eye shadow was intact, and said distressedly, "Mom didn't even know you had hypoglycemia, did you know it yourself, and why you didn't eat on time? What did you do when you went out last night? You fainted." On the way, Uncle Zhang next door saw it and sent it back. It’s all your father’s fault, you know you’re hanging out with Xiao Qing’er, and you haven’t come back for a few days?”

"Hungry and faint?" Shen Qu repeated, Lu Qingbi is the kind of person who would ask you three times if you are hungry or not within two hours of going to bed, it is hard for Shen Qu to imagine that one day he "fainted from hunger.

Shen Qu quietly looked at the mother in front of him, digesting the basic information given by the system.

[Shen Qu, a senior in high school, father Shen Hai, mother Li Yan, the two are in the process of divorcing. 】Since Shenqu is full, it is up to oneself to choose which side to live with.

Li Yan: "Xiao Qu, you should choose who to live with as soon as possible, otherwise no one will cook for you, and you faint from hunger like this time, what should you do? Transfer to city A with your mother?"

Shen Qu remained silent.

Seeing that her son didn't speak, Li Yan didn't force him, so she gave him a bar of chocolate, "Mom is going to buy something for you."

There has been no fire at home for several months, and Li Yan tried to show her mother's love to no avail.

Shen Qu sat on the bed, feeling a little dizzy. He lifted the quilt and found a mobile phone with a pink case, which should belong to Li Yan.

A text message came in and the screen lit up.Shen Qu had no intention of poaching people's privacy, but thanks to his sharp eyesight, he could see everything clearly at a glance.

[Okay, I know your son is excellent. You are afraid that you won’t get close in the third year of high school, and even less close when you are in a different place in college. He won’t be able to get a lot of glory when he becomes famous in the future...] Li Yan and Shen Hai have their own people outside, and they can’t wait to get divorced and start a new life.The two also care about face, Shen Qu has been bathed in the envious and jealous eyes of his neighbors and colleagues since he was born.Now that Shen Qu is in his third year of high school, the two of them are divorcing and they dare not make a big show of it. They are worried about being laughed at, so they only privately force Shen Qu to decide who to marry.

No matter who he lives with, Shen Qu has to transfer to another school.Li Yan and Shen Hai wanted to live with a new partner, but they dared not live in this community for fear of being discussed.

Shen Qu pressed the phone off.He didn't want to get involved in any of his parents' new lives.

As for Lu Qingbi... Shen Qu clenched the quilt tightly, pain and struggle flashed in his eyes, and finally turned into a cry of regret and relief.

The idea of ​​divorce that I wanted to mention several times but couldn't bring it up, is now directly separated by two lifetimes, Shen Qu twitched the corners of his mouth, his smile was very weak, not as good as his eyes.

……

Before Lu Qingbi was conscious, she subconsciously fished for the bedside.

On the second day of their wedding, Shen Qu caught a cold the next day because they were not used to sharing the same bed together and the temperature of the air conditioner was too low.Mr. Lu, who loves his wife, naturally took out another quilt, and hugged his wife through the quilt from then on.

Professor Shen didn't show any intention of changing the status quo, and Lu Qingbi didn't dare to act rashly—if my wife catches a cold again, wouldn't she have to sleep in a separate room?

Everything put Professor Shen's comfort first.

Lu Qingbi found nothing.

Shen Qu's biological clock is very accurate, and he often gets up earlier than Lu Qingbi who returns late, which is normal.

But today when Lu Qingbi touched a piece of ice at his hand, the coldness seemed to freeze all the way to the heart along the fingertips, leaving behind the empty panic after the ice melted.

"Wife!"

Shen Qu usually gets up early, but that doesn't include the day after finishing.

There seemed to be a hole in the chest, and the wind knife and frost sword stabbed wantonly.Lu Qingbi couldn't explain why she was flustered, it was obviously just an ordinary morning.

The bathroom, the cloakroom, the kitchen...everywhere was quiet.

Shen Qu's cell phone was still on the table, with a faint breathing light flashing.

"Wife! Shen Qu!"

Lu Qingbi put on her clothes and rushed to the security office: "Did you see Professor Shen go out?"

"No." The security guard looked at Lu Qingbi's anxious look, and guessed, "Did you go to morning exercise?"

Hearing this, Lu Qingbi ran around the neighborhood again, looking for it and shouting, "Shen Qu! Shen Qu!"

"Niu Niu, Niu Niu!" An equally anxious aunt ran up to her, looking for a dog.

Lu Qingbi paused, her mind cleared up, and she turned around and walked back.

Shen Qu, Shen Qu, how could he still have the strength to exercise?

The door of the house was open, and there was a commotion inside, Lu Qingbi was overjoyed, and hurried in, "Wife!"

"Woof!" a husky called out to him.

Lu Qingbi's big eyes met its small eyes, and it recognized that it was the pet of Aunt Wang next door.Just now he was in a hurry to close the door, and the dog ran in.

The room was in a mess, Lu Qingbi couldn't bring herself to get angry.

The demolition husky went straight to the bedroom door which was not closed tightly, scurrying around, got in from under the bed, got out and bumped into the drawer of the bedside table, pulled it open with its paws, and took out a bunch of things.

"Fuck!" Lu Qingbi hurried up to hold down the dog, thinking that she must find someone to change the quilt immediately, otherwise Professor Shen would definitely sleep in the study at night.

"Don't move! What are you biting!" Lu Qingbi rescued the bag from the dog's mouth, and took a closer look at the prescription label downstairs in the community.

After taking two anti-inflammatory drugs, they fell out.

Lu Qingbi was slightly taken aback.

In a daze, Husky broke free from his grasp, seemed to realize the displeasure of the owner of the room, and shot out of the door like an arrow.

Holding the pill, Lu Qingbi closed her eyes, picked up her mobile phone and sent a red envelope in the community owner group.

"Who saw Professor Shen this morning?"

"No."

"No."

There is nothing in it.

Lu Qingbi's heart tightened, and the world's top ten bizarre disappearance cases flashed in an instant, and cold sweat broke out in his hands.

Three minutes later, the property transferred the monitoring of the entire building.

In fact, the whole building is not needed. The surveillance camera facing Lu Qingbi's gate showed that the door was closed tightly until Lu Qingbi hurriedly opened the door.

Lu Qingbi didn't believe it, and while asking the property to call out the monitoring on the outer wall, she called Yang Ke: "Call me the technical team."

"President Lu, the technical team is going to debug this morning—"

"Right away!" Lu Qingbi roared.

"Yes." Yang Ke had never seen Lu Qingbi so irritable, without a word, he summoned all the technical team members, and hurried to Jingjiang Garden.

After arriving, Yang Ke saw Lu Qingbi sitting on the side with a gloomy face, while the property staff waited tremblingly.

"Boss Lu? What are your orders?" Yang Ke asked bravely.

Lu Qingbi had blue veins on his forehead: "The monitoring has been deleted and altered, restore it to me."

The property manager was sweating a lot. The security in their community is tight, and the complete monitoring is all here, every minute and every second.

"Mr. Lu, why don't we... call the police."

After the property manager finished speaking, the room was silent.

Yang Ke hurriedly pressed the property manager's shoulder and pressed it onto the chair: "Don't worry, look for it later."

Professor Shen disappeared mysteriously, and the biggest suspect was Lu Qingbi who met him last.

When the news got out, the company's stock price would collapse.

Lu Qingbi seemed to have grasped the last straw, picked up the phone and immediately pressed 110.

The police car roared over, and Lu Qingbi was interrogated for two hours.

After it was over, Yang Ke sent him downstairs, and Lu Qingbi even staggered when she got out of the car.

He sat by the flower bed, staring at the windows of the outer wall, not moving for a long time.

Although Yang Ke pursued and intercepted him, using thousands of means, the news spread on the Internet. Netizens were enthusiastic and demanded that the police immediately dig the sewers of the richest man's house.

The police had to announce the news: Lu Qingbi only had fruit knives at home.

Obviously, it cannot constitute the conditions for killing and dismembering the corpse.

There was a dog barking in the distance, and Lu Qingbi's spirit shook, as if he had come back from the walking dead.

In the blink of an eye, Yang Ke saw Boss Lu enter the next building.

Lu Qingbi went straight to the second floor, Aunt Wang's door was open, and a husky in the living room was biting a plush toy and circling wildly.

He took two steps forward, grabbed the dog's head, firmly controlled the restless husky, looked directly into its eyes, and said carefully and affectionately, "wife?"

According to the conservation of energy, if the wife cannot disappear out of thin air, she can only become a husky!

"Wow." The husky faintly sensed the man's madness, and cried out pitifully and helplessly.

In the living room, three eyes stared at Lu Qingbi in unison.

Aunt Wang and the two visiting policemen were dumbfounded.

Yang Ke wanted to cover her eyes, sighed and went up to rescue the husky's dog's head from Lu Qingbi's hands.

"President Lu, calm down, let's calm down..."

Yang Ke forcibly dragged away Lu Qingbi who was covered in dog hair.

"Even the dog is not my wife, so what about my wife!"

Yang Ke couldn't answer, and watched helplessly as Lu Qingbi opened the browser in a daze, and typed "What if my wife becomes a husky?"

Suddenly, hundreds of search results popped up:

[The novel "Woke up and became a husky of the deadly enemy" Jinjiang Literature City pure love novel... Mo Shao, your wife is demolishing the house again] [What is the novel about the protagonist dressed as a husky]

[Duke Zhou interprets dreams, what does it mean to dream that your wife turns into a husky?]

……

Lu Qingbi pointed to the search results, and said softly to Yang Ke: "Look——"

"A lot of people's wives have turned into huskies."

Yang Ke almost vomited blood: "But Mr. Lu, you are not the protagonist of the novel."

"I am!" Lu Qingbi retorted in response, as if afraid that his wife would run away with someone else if it was too late.

Ding

[The protagonist's cognitive breakthrough. 】

[Name, Lu Qingbi, from the original novel world. 】

There was a white light in front of Lu Qingbi's eyes, and after a moment of trance, he saw himself in a white space with a display screen in front of him.

[Is about to enter the real world. After 5 minutes, your original body value will be restored. 】Lu Qingbi read the description in small print at a glance - the protagonist has a breakthrough in cognition, doubts the authenticity of the world, can no longer be controlled by the plot and character set by the author, and is about to leave the novel world and enter the real world.

Compared with waking up and losing his wife, he can accept even if the system says that the company will go bankrupt tomorrow and the world will end.

Not to mention just accepting that I am a character in a novel?

It's absurd enough, but it's not absurd how to get Shen Qu back.

Lu Qingbi frowned, not caring about Lao Shizi's virtual reality, "The world you mentioned, is Shen Qu there?"

System: "Mr. Shen has realized in advance that you are living in a Tanmei novel, and you will enter the real world first."

"You mean, I can find Shen Qu in the real world, right?" Lu Qingbi confirmed repeatedly.

"correct."

"Then how should I find him?" Lu Qingbi asked.

"No comment."

Lu Qingbi asked several questions one after another, but the system refused to answer them all. He took a deep breath, as long as Shen Qu is still there, and don't care about the others.

"The last question." Lu Qingbi asked, "How did Shen Qu find out?"

I doubted life because Shen Qu disappeared out of thin air and my spirit was about to collapse.

What about Shen Qu?

Lu Qingbi's heart tightened, and her intuition told him that something must have happened to Shen Qu.

System: "Mr. Shen has always doubted life."

Only those who have a bad life will doubt life, right?

Lu Qingbi clenched his fists, if the system dared to say something horrific, he might not be able to control himself from doing anything.

The mechanical voice of the system sounded a bit sharp: "In recent years, the number of Tanmei novels has reached its peak, and various settings are constantly being introverted, in order to catch up with the trend. [Attachment]"

"Involvement?" Lu Qingbi is only familiar with financial involution.

Introversion roughly refers to the bottleneck or stagnation of the development of social and cultural models, the strengthening of unnecessary internal competition, and the tendency to be irrational and mutually exclusive. ①Lu Qingbi clicked on the attachment, and a report appeared in front of her eyes. The full title was "Research Report on Comprehensive Involution of Original Tanmei Novels".

The report pointed out that with the vigorous development of online novels today, the settings are becoming more and more divorced from reality, which is called the original drama.

For example, author A sets the hero A’s college entrance examination score to 733, and author B sets the male protagonist’s college entrance examination score to 734. They are still top students at the same level. Readers hate it.

Involution manifests itself in every way.

Economic involution: The net worth of the domineering CEO has gone from hundreds of millions to tens of billions to hundreds of billions to trillions.The protagonist positioning has disdained to use words such as "the second generation of the rich", and "son of the richest man" is not uncommon.

Introversion of academic qualifications: famous schools in the north of Qing Dynasty, returning from studying abroad are no longer new, the authors prefer specific and fashionable settings, such as "nine-year-old middle school class", "Ivy League double-degree doctoral graduation".

Physical condition rollback: 188, 18 in the past are impressive, now 192, 22 at the start.Basketball, long-distance running, swimming and fighting, all of them are good.Seven times a night is barely enough, less than five times is shameless, and twelve times is no more, no less.The appearance value has changed from "not losing to the niche in the entertainment circle" to "the entertainment circle is full of vulgar fans and not as good as the male protagonist's profile".Paradoxically, despite the excellent physical condition of the protagonist, once he is over 28 years old, he will be dubbed an "old man".

……

Lu Qingbi: "..."

Lu Qingbi: "..."

Lu Qingbi, the richest man with tens of billions of net worth, double degrees, 1.9 meters six and 23 centimeters: "..."

The fuck is it all rolled out?