The original troll made his wife run away

According to the plot, Shen Qu refused to go to the hospital, Lu Qingbi forcibly carried him into the car, and then the two went to the hospital for an examination, got a pregnancy confirmation certificate, and played another wave of pregnant women when they came back.

Shen Qu stood beside the car with a cold and resistive expression.

Lu Qingbi was foolishly thinking about his wife and children being hot on the kang, and forgot to follow the plot for a moment, he opened the car door, covered the roof frame with one hand, "get in the car."

Shen Qu stood still, his indifferent mask was a little stiff.

Do you still need him to remind Lu Qingbi to hug him?

Shen Qu couldn't help but lose face.

Seeing Shen Qu not moving, Lu Qingbi reflected: "Are you angry?"

"I was wrong, I shouldn't be joking."

"I won't mention it in the future."

Shen Qu made up his mind to treat himself as a dumb person, and squeezed the schoolbag in his hand with such strength that it seemed to be pinching Lu Qingbi's arm.

Lu Qingbi shivered, remembered, bent down and picked up Shen Qu, put him into the car: "Let's go to the hospital."

Uncle Liu in the cab opened his mouth wide and closed it silently, acting as an air man.He had an agreement with the young master that as long as it was not a crime, he could not tell his parents.

Uncle Liu and Lu Qingbi stopped the truck to save people together, it was a fatal friendship, the image of the young master in his heart is a shining outstanding young man.

Although the outstanding young man is entangled with another young man at this time, it is not harmful to society, is it?

When he arrived at the hospital, Uncle Liu drove to the neighborhood as instructed.

Lu Qingbi and Shen Qu each took a form from the medical examination department and went to the side to fill it out.

The two had a tacit understanding, Shen Qu wrote down Lu Qingbi's name on the list, and checked Brain Department, Brain MRI.

Here you go, take a look at your brain.

Lu Qingbi solemnly wrote down his wife's name, as if he was still Shen Qu's legal spouse.He hesitated around the reproductive system, and finally took the liver, gallbladder, pancreas, and other organs that can be examined by B-ultrasound.

When you are new here, it is necessary to have a physical examination to understand yourself.

With a movement of Shen Qu's eyes, he flipped forward, and ticked heavily on Lu Qingbi's organs related to the reproductive system.

Power through the back of the paper, years of grievances.

Lu Qingbi hastily dismissed it: "I'm not sick there, it's all the fault of introversion."

Shen Qu gave him a questioning look, and ordered a set according to the set meal that Lu Qingbi had just hooked up.

Lu Qingbi took her physical examination form and crossed out the MRI: "I did it once when I was in a car accident, and there was nothing wrong with it."

Shen Qu tightened his grip on the pen, lowered his eyelids, and his eyes were a little vacant.Why can't he still want to find out something?

The queue at the private hospital was very fast, Lu Qingbi was the first to do it, and after finishing it, she lingered and insisted on seeing Shen Qu.

Shen Qu mouthed: "Go out."

The doctor next to him also looked over, why doesn't this man respect other people's privacy?

Lu Qingbi really wanted to take out his marriage certificate to prove the legitimacy of his stay.He used to carry his marriage certificate with him when he and Shen Qu traveled far away, just in case of emergencies and to show off their affection.

He closed the door and went out to search for the formal process of issuing fake certificates.

The real proof, the kind that doesn't need to be entered into the system.

Ah, can't find it.

Lu Qingbi put away her mobile phone, and saw a young girl next to her, holding her stomach with one hand, and making a phone call: "Husband, it's okay, I can do it by myself, and the results will come out later, I must be pregnant, you wait." Just be a dad."

Lu Qingbi waited for her to put down the phone, and discussed in a gentle voice: "Your test results come out, can I and my wife get it for you?"

Little girl: Although you are very handsome, but? ? ?

Lu Qingbi showed a slight sadness: "I will pay you a certain amount, let us experience the feeling of being a father in this life, after all..."

There was sympathy in the little girl's eyes, infertility, it must be hard for people who want children, she nodded and said: "Yes, no need to pay."

"Thank you." Lu Qingbi said gratefully.

The young girl: "It's okay, I know a doctor who is very good at this-" Her words froze when she saw Lu Qingbi holding Shen Qu.

Two men, it is useless to find any doctor, just ask a scientist.

Lu Qingbi asked in a personable manner: "Is it okay?"

The young girl swallowed, she was thinking just now, this gentleman is so handsome and looks like he really wants to be a father, either there is something wrong with him, or his wife has to be beautiful to not break up.

It is indeed beautiful.

"Row."

Lu Qingbi said thank you again, and asked: "This window, the next one is you?"

The young girl nodded.

Shen Qu asked Lu Qingbi what he did with his eyes.

Lu Qingbi didn't answer.

"Number 8." The numbering machine called.

"You're pregnant." The doctor stared at the computer and handed over a list.

"Is there our child here?" Lu Qingbi took the list in astonishment.

Shen Qu also cooperated with an unbelievable expression, muttering: "I'm pregnant?"

The doctor felt that the voice was wrong, and finally turned his head, startled: "Is it yours?"

"No, I'm sorry, I went wrong." The effect was achieved, Shen Qu quickly apologized, and pushed Lu Qingbi out.

After coming out, Lu Qingbi congratulated the young girl: "Thank you, you go in, being a father is really happy, and your husband must be too."

Girl: "It's okay, it's okay..."

Shen Qu thanked him softly, and walked out of the hospital quickly.

Shame.

After enduring until now, Shen Qu's ears were finally turning red.

He is well versed in the principle of exhaustion, failure, and depletion. He chose a deserted tree-lined road and took out the props in his schoolbag.

Uncle Liu followed in a car, Lu Qingbi took the down jacket from the car, and strode after Shen Qu.

Shen Qu was tying the cloth bag around his waist, and then pulled out the sweater to cover the cloth bag. It was chubby, and the effect was very real.

Shen Qu put both hands in front of his stomach, trying to flatten the cotton, as if this would reduce the heat on his face.

Lu Qingbi draped her long black down jacket over Shen Qu's shoulders. It was light and loose, and looked like a boyfriend's jacket.

There is a hood at the back, Lu Qingbi pulled the hood up for Shen Qu, lowered her head and coaxed: "No one can see it anymore."

He took out a palm-wide strip from the wide pocket of the down jacket, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Can I help you?"

Hesitation flashed in Shen Qu's eyes, and he closed his eyes in a broken can.

I can't do it myself.

"hurry up."

Lu Qingbi bent her lips, half-kneeled in front of Shen Qu, passed the two pieces of the belly belt around her waist, crossed to support the cloth bag, and fastened it at the back to relieve the pressure on the spine.

Learning now and selling now, he is not professional.The eyes are full of seriousness.

Lu Qingbi had two deliberate thoughts, fearing that if she made it too real, it would embarrass Shen Qu and make her angry.

"Can--"

Jingle bells—a screeching bicycle bell rings suddenly.

An old man jumped out of the open space between the two flower beds on his bicycle.

Shen Qu's complexion changed, and he tightened his clothes reflexively, covering his exaggerated stomach.

Lu Qingbi was thinking about whether to take advantage of the opportunity, when suddenly his eyes went dark, his head was covered by his clothes, and he pressed firmly on Shen Qu's lower abdomen, his nose was sunk in a large ball of cotton, almost suffocating.

The loose down jacket is big enough to cover two people.

The old man stared at the strange posture of the two men, not quite understanding.

Shen Qu was like a frightened bird, with his back tensed and looking at the uncle, he pressed his lips tightly, paused for breath, and couldn't take his eyes off, his dark and moist eyes were full of vigilance.

He had to make sure the old man didn't look back before letting go.

The eyes of the two were anxious, the old man had no time to look at the road, the bicycle was getting more and more sideways, and it was about to fall down.

"Be careful!" Shen Qu shouted.

"Hey!" The uncle propped his right foot on the ground, stabilized the bicycle, did not dare to look back, and stepped on the pedals rustling away.

The young man's eyes... the uncle felt emotional, one year he saw a bird's nest on the camellia tree in the yard.The mother bird really doesn't care, the nest is very obvious, and she is not afraid of being picked up by wild cats.

When he was pruning the branches and leaves, he took a quick look and met the eyes of the mother bird who was hatching eggs.The mother bird wanted to fly away but was in a stalemate because of the child. Her frightened round black bean eyes were very similar to that young man.

I can't watch it any more, the old man is very experienced, and if I watch the mother bird fly away in fright, she may not come back in the future.

Shen Qu let go of his hand in fear, pushed Lu Qingbi's head away, and zipped up the down jacket with lightning speed.

Lu Qingbi coughed a few times and commented: "It's quite soft."

Fortunately, his wife couldn't get pregnant, otherwise, he would be able to bear it, and the child would not be able to bear it if it happened suddenly.

After putting on the clothes, you can't see any abnormality from the outside.

Shen Qu was a little relieved, and walked out of the boulevard with Lu Qingbi, and when he went back to unload the things, it would be considered complete.

Regardless of the gods, Professor Shen couldn't help but beg the author to stop writing about the birth of a child.

Lu Qingbi talked about the business: "I said in the morning, I will rent another house for you."

Shen Qu: "You have so much money that you have no place to spend it?"

Lu Qingbi admitted: "Yes."

Shen Qu: "My place is very good. It has been renovated for at least half a year. I will open the windows for ventilation 24 hours a day."

Lu Qingbi: "Not even half a year."

Seeing Shen Qu's appearance of not getting in, he smiled, "I've already rented it out."

To be a man, you must learn to cut first and then play.

Shen Qu: "How much?"

Lu Qingbi: "Two rooms and one living room, that's only 5000 yuan a month."

Shen Qu heaved a sigh of relief, at least he didn't rent the most expensive one: "I'll transfer it to you."

If he didn't agree, Shen Qu would never move in.Lu Qingbi calculated how much of Shenqu's 10 yuan was left, and felt that he could support the rent, so he agreed, and he would find a way to give Shenqu more money in the future.

What he didn't say was that in order for Shen Qu to have a peaceful sleep, he rented out all the upstairs, downstairs and neighbors.

From now on, Shen Qu's neighbor will be Uncle Liu.

Lu Qingbi: "Come on, let's move things."

Shen Qu fiddled with his mobile phone with his head down, and after a while Lu Qingbi received a transfer of [-] yuan.

"Don't spend any more money on me in the future. How much you spend, I will pay back. If you don't have enough, go to work." Shen Qu racked his brains to threaten.It's not easy to get clear with Lu Qingbi from the position of being the only one to blame. These days, they have been getting deeper and deeper because of the side story, which exceeded Shen Qu's expectations.

"Okay." Lu Qingbi agreed without hesitation, but she thought in her heart that she would spend it secretly in the future.

Three seconds before he was proud, a basin of cold water from the system fell from the sky.

【original:

After Professor Shen became pregnant, his mind became more and more sensitive. From time to time, villains whispered in his ears, saying which club President Lu went to spend at exorbitant prices during his wife's pregnancy.

In order to show his loyalty, Lu Qingbi handed over all the funds including all cards, accounts, and various APP balances that night.

The richest man is penniless and hard-pressed, and receives 50 yuan of pocket money from Professor Shen every month. ...] System: for a period of three months.

Lu Qingbi: "..."

Inwardly, absolutely inwardly.

The wife is strictly controlled, and the more she rolls, the stricter she is.

Last time he laughed at a certain novelist who spends eight hundred dollars a day, and it's his turn that he only has fifty one month left?

Forgive him, is the author a primary school student whose pocket money was confiscated by his parents to write essays to retaliate against the society? .

He was so depressed that he couldn't bear to buy a bottle of water for gym class, so he desperately saved money, buying a condom this month and lubricating oil next month. Before he could save enough money to buy a new one, the old one was used up.

Lu Qingbi took out her card pitifully: "My wife, let's say it first, you can't deduct family planning supplies."

Shen Qu: "Have you ever heard of an idiom called unfounded worry?"

Lu Qingbi, who will be beaten if she touches her hand, is useless at all: "..." Hmph.