The original troll made his wife run away

Lu Qingbi took advantage of verbal advantage and accepted it: "I'll figure out a way, you can go to school with peace of mind."

This must be an actor, and it must be a professional to pass the system's acceptance.The Lu family owns an entertainment company, so tonight we will pick out a group of drama performers.

Shen Qu glanced at him: "I will pay half of the performance fee."

Lu Qingbi: "No need."

Shen Qu insisted: "It was originally a task for two people."

Lu Qingbi was annoyed: "Does it have to be so clear?"

Shen Qu stopped talking.

Lu Qingbi sighed, why did he always tell the truth, it only made him angry.He thought of Shen Qu's meager income from supplementary lessons. If he found a professional actor, would he still be in debt?

It's not okay to quote a low price, Shen Qu will see that the acting skills are there.

In order to protect his wife's private money, Lu Qingbi decided to invite his non-school brother friendship to play.

As for the fact that Shen Qu doesn't want to see his brother, he has changed to a new batch of brothers, so it should be... okay?

On Sunday, Lu Qingbi was studying at home, writing math problems, and the messages in the WeChat group kept vibrating. He picked it up and saw that the message had changed from "I want to visit you at your house" to "Open the door, we are upstairs Down".

The fox friends and dog friends in the group enthusiastically carried the health care products, stood at the door of Lu Qingbi's house, declined the aunt's opening, and waited for Lu Qingbi to pick them up in person.

Bringing a gift, the sense of ceremony must be sufficient!

Lu Qingbi went downstairs with a headache, and when he opened the door, colorful gift boxes rushed towards him, making people dazzled.

Ganoderma lucidum bird's nest, calcium and brain supplements, everything is available, as well as Shiquan tonifying kidney pills, Lu Qingbi's face turned dark: "Thanks, come in."

The kidneys are useless without supplementation.

Hupenggouyou gave way to each other and occupied the big sofa in a hurry.

"Zhang Qiao, I saw you brought ginseng, it must have been dug out from your mother's nutritional supplements!"

"Huo Pingyou, my mother asked me to bring it!"

"Hey, let me say that finding a box of health care products at home is much more difficult than going to my dad's basement to steal alcohol hahaha."

Huo Pingyou took a sip of water: "Pfft, why is it wolfberry tea?"

Lu Qingbi sneered: "Health."

He silently watched this group of friends floating up and down, and really felt ten years younger.

"Who came up with the idea of ​​bringing health supplements?"

Everyone pointed at Zhang Qiao in unison: "He took the lead."

Lu Qingbi looked at Zhang Qiao's yellow hair, and suddenly calmed down, "Didn't you say to make up for my birthday? What do you want to play?"

Everyone talked about it, and finally decided to play cards.

Lu Qingbi took out a deck of cards from under the table, and with a flick of his fingertips, the brand-new cards were arranged in a fan shape. He quickly put them away, and raised his eyes: "The loser will have a small punishment."

"Exciting!" Huo Pingyou clapped his hands.

They often play, and occasionally make a little innocuous joke. The so-called small punishment will not make people uncomfortable.

After one round.

Lu Qingbi threw down the card: "This round, Huo Pingyou, go and dye your hair green."

After two rounds.

"Li Qi, dye your hair red."

……

After n rounds, Lu Qingbi assembled a team to kill Matt.

Shi An trembled, feeling that he could not keep his black hair.

Everyone stared at Lu Qingbi's black hair with envy, and united to decide who would win and who would dye Lu Qingbi seven colors.

Lu Qingbi raised her eyebrows: "Form cliques, lose and be punished together, dare you?"

Zhang Qiao glanced at his own cards: "What is there not to dare?"

Fuck, they don't believe that Lu Qingbi can still win together!

Thirty seconds later, Lu Qingbi turned over the last card, and lightly tapped the hearts with her slender finger bones: "I won. Tomorrow Monday, you will play a play with me. The script will be given to you later."

"Fuck, can you lose this too?" Zhang Qiao threw down the cards angrily, "Lu Qingbi, your luck is against the sky, does God still think you are a birthday star?"

Lu Qingbi smiled modestly.

Just a little trick.

When he first got married, he once saw a deck of cards at home, and on the spur of the moment, he coerced and lured Professor Shen to play cards with him, and promised him what he would do if he lost.

Anyway, he is someone who has discussed big business at the poker table, Lu Qingbi is full of confidence, and Professor Shen doesn't play poker.

The two of them had just finished taking a bath, and the atmosphere was just right. Lu Qingbi had always been able to fulfill his wish in such matters, but Shen Qu couldn't hold him back, "How do you want to play?"

Lu Qingbi explained the rules, and suppressed all the conditions that were ruthless but not daring.

Shen Qu: "...I don't want to play anymore."

Lu Qingbi: "Don't go back on your word."

As a result, Lu Qingbi had never played the probability master math professor before, so he learned from the pain, changed his mind, and embarked on the road of cheating from then on.

Even if Professor Shen can get over it, it's not easy to fool a group of high school students?

……

Half an hour later, Lu Qingbi took seven scripts from the printer.

Zhang Qiao, who played Huang Mao, finished watching: "Brother, are you really fighting?"

Lu Qingbi: "Fake hit."

Zhang Qiao was relieved immediately: "Wow! The plot of the hero saving the beauty! Are you going to chase Shen Qu? I promise to make it look like the real one for you, and let Shen Qu hide in your arms with a pale face."

Huo Pingyou interrupted: "Shen Qu? That classmate who didn't come for your birthday last time?"

Good guy, Lu Qingbi left all his brothers to find someone, he thought it was tricky at that time!

Li Lin patted Lu Qingbi on the shoulder: "Brother, it's not easy for you."

Zhang Qiao was greatly moved: "Your marriage is on my shoulders! Trust me!"

"Yeah." Lu Qingbi couldn't explain the motive, only let them misunderstand.

"He must be true. Every time he commits a crime and gets beaten up by his brother, he dodges so accurately that he punches him a second later." Li Lin mocked Zhang Qiao unceremoniously.

Zhang Qiao proudly said, "Then I must make my dad mistakenly think that I have been beaten, so as to prevent him from pulling out the belt."

At noon on Monday, after lunch time, the students took a lunch break one after another.

A small road near the school gradually became quiet, and there were no pedestrians in sight.

Lu Qingbi appeared on the path in a mighty manner with the temporary workers.

The temporary worker took off his hat, revealing Sha Matt's colorful hair.

I thought this hairstyle was old-fashioned and rustic at first, but the good brothers permed their heads together. After the perm, they felt that their friendship was stronger, and they could even do it again at Lu Qingbi's wedding.

Lu Qingbi instructed the master to put a brand new stainless steel trash can in the correct position.

Zhang Qiao mentioned: "Ah, this is a bit difficult to avoid."

As soon as Lu Qingbi snapped his fingers, Li Lin presented a titanium alloy head protector, "When the time comes, I'll kick you against the wall, so hurry up and put it on."

Zhang Qiao: "Stable."

Lu Qingbi: "When you grabbed Shen Qu's collar, there was a movement of spitting..."

Zhang Qiao: "I promise to keep my mouth shut."

"More than that." Lu Qingbi showed his capitalist face, "You must always keep a distance of more than forty centimeters, where you can't breathe, understand?"

Zhang Qiao: "...Understood."

Lu Qingbi looked at the time: "Okay, it's time for him to come."

1 minute later.

Shen Qu enters from the left side of the path and takes the path home with two books in his arms. In order to show fairness, the school changed the student lounge to No.1.The dean got another room for Shen Qu, but Shen Qu refused.

On the other side, the hooligans headed by Huang Mao swaggered across the market, seeing Shen Qu, Huang Mao raised his chin, and the younger brothers clattered forward to surround Shen Qu.

"...Sponsor the tuition fees for the brothers!" Huang Mao read out his lines viciously.

Shen Qu took out a piece of fifty from his pocket: "That's all."

"These can make up a fart!" Huang Mao pouted, stretched out two fingers, pinched Shen Qu's collar, the total contact area was less than 1 cm40, and always kept a distance of more than [-] cm.

Since he is shorter than Shen Qu, it seems that if Shen Qu struggles, he will snap to the ground.

Lu Qingbi appeared on the stage at the right time and kicked in the air.

Zhang Qiao made a technical feint, was "kicked" to the wall, bitten through the tomato juice, and put on protective gear.

Shen Qu's eyes moved slightly, he didn't see the cooperation between the two clearly, and his face showed surprise.

Lu Qingbi picked up the trash can and knocked the top of the protective gear. Zhang Qiao bit into a bag of tomato juice again, dripping with blood.

Shen Qu took two quick steps, trying to help Huang Mao to see the injury.

Zhang Qiao quickly backed away, fearing that Shen Qu would smell the tomato juice and Lu Qingbi's hero would fail to save the beauty, so he held his chest and said, "His boyfriend is here, let's leave!"

Shen Qu: "..."

The six of them got nervous, even Zhang Qiao and the trash can resisted and walked away, shouting as they retreated: "Can Lu Qingbi protect you for a day, can he protect you for a lifetime! There is no way to break up!"

Shen Qu: ...

Lu Qingbi spread her hands: "Small cost, only this kind can be found."

Shen Qu was speechless: "Can you add drama with a small cost?"

He took out 500 yuan, "Is it enough?"

As soon as Lu Qingbi gritted her teeth, she accepted it as pocket money from his wife.

"Thank you, I'll treat you to dinner." Shen Qu said the last line.

Lu Qingbi cheered up, "I want candlelight lunch!"

There is a crowd of traffic light-like heads with seven question marks on them.

Brother Lu, what are you doing here? Why are you still collecting money?

Isn't it a hero to save the beauty?

"You said that when I dye my hair back, will my sister-in-law recognize us?"

"Certainly not."

"Go, go dye it now!"

……

Next is the eating session.

Uncle Liu had already parked the car at the intersection, and the two got into the car and drove directly to the city center.

What Lu Qingbi meant was to directly choose a small roadside shop and not spend too much money.The system asked Shen Qu to treat him, and he already spent five hundred today, and Lu Qingbi felt sorry for the money for his wife.

"This one?" Lu Qingbi pointed to a beef noodle restaurant with less than ten square meters, and strongly suggested it.

Shen Qu gave a faint glance, shook his head: "Continue to drive."

"Braised chicken and rice is good." Lu Qingbi suggested again.

Uncle Liu slowed down at the right time.

Shen Qu: "No."

His eyes lingered on the rows of storefronts, as if he was looking for something.

Whenever Shen Qu looked at the signboard of a store for a long time, Lu Qingbi would tap on the back of the chair to signal Uncle Liu to drive slower.

When dealing with Shen Qu, Lu Qingbi would rather be hungry and wait for him to make a decision, and she is extremely patient.

The Maybach drove into the core area, and Shen Qu finally stopped.

The two got out of the car, Shen Qu walked in front, and Lu Qingbi followed behind.

Then, Lu Qingbi felt something was wrong, Shen Qu seemed to be going to a high-end restaurant with a per capita consumption of [-]?

Lu Qingbi took his arm: "Eat some fast food."

Shen Qu stepped in without hesitation, and a well-mannered waiter greeted him.

Now that he came in, Lu Qingbi put away his "very expensive" expression, lest the waiter misunderstand that his family Shen Qu couldn't afford it.

With a calm and calm expression, he can spend one hundred thousand at a glance.

The waiters were so skilled, they ignored the high school uniforms on both of them, and smiled just right: "This way, please."

Shen Qu didn't choose a seat, he didn't choose the second seat facing the river view, he just sat down on the opposite side of the street.

Shen Qu ordered, Lu Qingbi didn't express his opinion - what's there to express, he loves the dishes ordered by his wife the most.

Lu Qingbi casually glanced across the street, and found that on the second floor of a certain hair salon, seven killers were sitting on the sofa in a row, waiting for their hair to be dyed.

Those seven heads are too conspicuous, even if you can't see the faces clearly, you can't find a second one in the whole city.

Lu Qingbi turned her head with hot eyes, staring at Professor Shen's good-looking eyebrows, good-looking fingers, good-looking collarbone...beautiful.

Shen Qu quickly ordered and handed the menu to the waiter.

Lu Qingbi took the time to take a glance, good guy, a few dishes are so expensive.

He thought about going to pay the money later, whether the system can judge them to pass.

Pumpkin and salmon stewed rice, radish beef brisket soup, red wine stewed beef, Sydney bird's nest...

Staring at these, Lu Qingbi always felt an indescribable sense of familiarity.

Yes, it seems that every time I go out to eat with Shen Qu, certain ingredients will always appear, such as pumpkin...

"It's too expensive, two thousand per person, I—"

Shen Qu: "Two thousand is right."

"What?" Lu Qingbi felt that it was necessary to correct Shen Qu's view on consumption, "I wanted to say it before, there is no need to eat in high-consumption restaurants every time."

When they met, Professor Shen's salary was enough to eat a few times a month, let alone Shen Xueba?

Ask him to invite, but Shen Qu refuses.

Shen Qu looked at him quietly, feeling that there are some things that can be shared now and said: "You have a bad stomach, so you can only eat in restaurants with an average per capita of more than [-]."

Lu Qingbi:? ? ?

Where does this come from?Looking at Professor Shen's expression, it seems that it has been proved by experimental data?

"How to say?" Lu Qingbi didn't know that he was still the president of Peas.

Shen Qu said straightforwardly: "The first time we had dinner, you invited me to the Leibing Hotel, with an average of [-] yuan per person. The second time, I chose a restaurant with an average price of [-] yuan per person. You had diarrhea after you went back. The fourth time, I chose it. One thousand per person, you have gastroenteritis after you go back. For the sixth time, I chose two thousand per person, and you are fine.”

As expected of Professor Shen, the bill was transferred out like a computer file.

Lu Qingbi: I'm not, I didn't... How could the phrase "you're fine" sound like a joke!

"Coincidence! It's all a coincidence! Look, it's fine for me to eat in the cafeteria." Lu Qingbi wished to eat two deep-fried fritters to prove that she was in good health.

Shen Qu: "You used to have something to do."

Lu Qingbi: "It was fine before! How did you know, it was unlucky twice in total, and the reason is unknown. I didn't tell you these things."

Shen Qu pursed her lower lip: "Your butler sent a message asking me what you ate."

The housekeeper explained what Shen Qu said.

Lu Qingbi was depressed, why is the housekeeper so ignorant.

After the case was solved, he said why Shen Qu liked to invite high-end restaurants, it was not because of his pride, but because he was forced to take care of him.

No wonder every time it is "stomach-nourishing" ingredients, the taste is bland wherever it is eaten, Lu Qingbi loves all kinds of meat, and thinks that he is intimately matching Shen Qu's taste, but in the end it is Shen Qu who cooperates with him.

Lu Qingbi felt very uncomfortable, because of the wrongful money spent by Shen Qu in those years, and the indirect decline in the quality of life after spending money for Shen Qu.

Fortunately, Shen Qu did not give up dating him because of his expensive meals. Fortunately, he proposed to Shen Qu early and shared the property.

In a flash of inspiration, Lu Qingbi flashed through a series of novel routines, and suddenly realized

This is the character design that the author gave him as "ten presidents and nine stomach problems"!

Routine!Shameful routine!

According to the routine...

Lu Qingbi said nervously: "You don't think I'm insomnia, do you?"

So share the quilt with him?

Shen Qu was confused: "No."

Lu Qingbi didn't know whether to be happy or unhappy, and asked again: "Then do you think I have a cleanliness?"

So often throwing his panties?Especially after it's done.

Shen Qu didn't answer.

Lu Qingbi got excited and read the original three hundred articles by heart, even if she didn't know how to write, she could quote them.

"I'm not obsessed with cleanliness. Next time, don't throw away my underwear. It's already washed for me. My wife washes it with her own hands. I want to keep it. When I turned around, I saw it in the trash can..."

As soon as Lu Qingbi was immersed in the past, she spoke freely, citing extensively.

Shen Qu wanted to pour that bowl of pork belly soup into Lu Qingbi's mind, maybe it would be compatible.

He took a deep breath, and couldn't bear it any longer: "That's because, you, have, changed, grown."