I survive in a high-risk world by writing essays

I didn't know what to say for a while, so I looked down at the general.

As we all know, Shiba Inu's mouth is famous for its smiling mouth shape, even when it doesn't open its mouth, it looks a little happy and naive.

But the silly dog ​​who usually runs around all day long, happy and happy, now has the corners of his mouth curled down, and the two white eyebrows above his eyes also look very melancholy.

"Okay, then I'll take it home first." I looked at the general carefully, and saw that although he was depressed, he was not thin at all, and even a little fatter. Gouzi's Ning Ning thanked him, and then took the general home.

Good you dog, I thought it was thinking me so sadly.

After all, I have never sent a general to someone else's foster care for such a long time, and the dog thinks it is normal for me-who knows that it actually fell in love when I was away...I don't know if it is a puppy love .

And it's interracial love.

After I went back, Mumei, which had grown into a big tree, shrank its branches and leaves, shaking off a few pink leaves.

Because when the root of Mu Mei was sealed so that it could not move, although Ryoko was mainly responsible for subduing it, there was a technique in the middle that Ryoko could not use alone, and Xia You used a technique to help seal it.

On the train, Xia You's magic power was almost exhausted after an instant burst, and apart from maintaining the brain-protecting spell, it was impossible to maintain other fragmentary spells.

Therefore, the seal of Mu Mei was lifted.

"Can you change back? Such a big tree suddenly appeared in my house. It is still pink, which is very eye-catching." I led the drooping general to the tree, and looked at the strange old man growing on the trunk. big pink tree face

Pink is not a problem, the most important thing is that there is still a face on the trunk.I don't want to be in the news about 'Odd Stories' or 'Ghost Tales' because of a strange tree in my yard.

"Don't worry, no one will be surprised. When the old man doesn't want to be seen, they will subconsciously ignore the old man's existence." Mu Mei said, pulling the root out of the soil, slowly shrinking into a tree little sapling.

"I still want to ask, what happened to the general?"

The eyes of the face on the wood charm tree drifted away, "This..."

I stare at it.

"The thing is actually like this..." Mu Mei had no choice but to tell the truth, "But it really has nothing to do with the old man! If it wasn't for the general who fell in love with the cat at first sight, the old man would have no problem even if he was reincarnated by fate. You can’t create a relationship for them out of thin air, can you? And the old man’s ability is only activated when the two lovers confess under the tree, and the old man can’t understand dog language and cat language!”

It's quite reasonable.

——According to Mu Mei, the cat that the general fell in love with at first sight was a beautiful puppet cat. It appeared near this street about four days ago. It didn't look like a stray cat, but Mu Mei had never seen it before. The owner of the puppet cat appeared.

Sometimes the cat would run to sleep on the branch of the tree that the wood charm had turned into.Such was the day the general fell in love with the cat at first sight.

Ning Ning led the general under the tree, and the general returned to a familiar place, excitedly running around sniffing and calling, probably looking for me.

Then the cat sleeping on the branch was alarmed by the barking of the dog, stepped on the trunk deftly and fell from the tree, accompanied by the pink leaves falling, just like the cherry blossom tree at the moment when the hero and heroine in many Japanese dramas meet for the first time.

In this way, the general had a cross-racial love for the beautiful fairy cat that fell from the sky.

"...I don't need to add so many sentences that exaggerate the situation, and I don't need to describe to me how beautiful that cat is. I just want to know the cause of the incident." After listening to Mu Mei's literary and hype description , and said sincerely, "It's a shame that you don't write pure love novels."

"..."

Mu Mei suddenly blushed and shyly said, "Really, really? Do you really think I...cough, old man is suitable?"

"...Well, it's a good fit."

As a horror novelist, I admit that Mu Mei has the talent to write pure love novels.Mu Mei was very happy all of a sudden, but she tried her best to hide her joy, pretending not to care at all, and went back to the window sill with the red trunk on her back.

I looked around to see if there was anyone around, and I was sure that no one would notice the disappearance of such a big pink tree, and I was about to take the general and turn back to the house.

The moment he turned around, he suddenly heard a thin meow from outside the iron fence.

"Meow~"

The general, who was listless just now, pricked up his ears and looked in the direction where the sound came from. He grinned into a naive smile, and directed towards the direction where the meowing sound came from, and said "act like a baby to me" His voice was a few degrees softer than a barking bark.

I turned my head and looked over, and saw a beautiful cat crawling in through the gap of the iron bars. Its snow-white fur was fluffy and fluffy. Only the tail, ears, around the eyes, and four paws were a little grayish brown.

The cat was probably used to sleeping on the tree branch of Mu Mei, but now it got in and didn't see the pink tree, and stayed for a while, moving its head to look around.

There is one thing to say, this cat is really beautiful in appearance, even if I don’t like cats very much, I still think it’s pretty.

However, such a beautiful puppet cat suddenly appeared in the nearby streets, and came to my yard every day without anyone caring, did it get lost?

I let go of the rope holding the general, and happily ran over to that beautiful kitten and circled around it.

"Jiao, stay here and watch the general a little bit." I entrusted Jiao, not interested in staying and watching the interracial love of the general, a puberty dog.

In fact, my mood is a little bit complicated.

This feeling is like an old mother who sees her son who has been kept by her side suddenly enlightened and knows how to pursue a beautiful girl. While it is funny, she also has a sense of loss for an empty-nest old man... What a strange metaphor.

After I walked into the house, I received a message from the editor, saying that it was the manuscript of the love light novel I had handed in before, and he said to serialize it in the magazine of the publishing house first.

I don't have any comments, I simply asked about the foreign copyrights of "17-year-old Ryoko" and "The Reef", and I didn't care about it after I got the answer that it was being handed over.

[Don't you like cats? ]

"Not really, it's just that I am more suitable for keeping dogs than cats that require more attention from me to take care of. Generally speaking, dogs ask for less emotion from their owners than they give. When clinging to people They won’t pester people to make you play with them, most of them will be satisfied if they can stay not far from you—I mean, except for huskies.”

"And I'm kind of a dog pie." I summed it up like this

[…] Xia You paused, and said something that was beyond my expectation, [So it turns out that there is no room for two cats in one mountain. ]

"What?" I didn't realize the meaning of Xia You's words.

[nothing. ]

I frowned and felt something was wrong, "Are you talking bad about me?"

[no. ] Xia You said, [I mean, your character is really like a cat. ]

"?" I slowly typed a question mark, "Why do you say that?"

[Just a feeling.It is the kind that is more arrogant and indifferent, likes to eat fish but does not like to pick fish bones, does not know how to cook, and needs to be taken care of. ]Xia You gave examples one by one, I listened from the initial [stunned.jpg] to the later one with a blank expression on my cheek, intending to see what else he could say.

I feel...Since leaving that cave, Xia You's attitude seems to have changed slightly.

Although we got along well before and could tease and joke with each other, in fact we all kept a certain distance from each other, and we would not talk about more personal topics.

But after he came back, he suddenly taught me how to make noodles when I was about to eat instant lo mein, and now he suddenly started this topic, saying that my personality is like a cat.

When Mingming met Mazhi mother and son in Shancun, and asked me why I didn't kill Ge Tian, ​​he gave me the feeling that he was forcibly restraining something, and there was a sense of depression that was about to come.

So, could it be that... when the curse skeleton fell into the deep pool, the water soaked the curse skeleton, and some water got into his brain?

"I don't know how to cook. I'm sorry that I like to eat fish but don't like to be picky." After Xia You finished speaking, I read it blankly.

[Ah, no, that's not what I meant. ] Xia You realized that something seemed to have been screwed up, and she wanted to put her hand on her forehead helplessly.

Then it was discovered again that the curse skeleton's hands were really short.

After my first love light novel was published, many people noticed that my pseudonym was hung under the love light novel, and then they ran to my twitter and asked me [Did I read it wrong?Is this really Mr. Kuroshio? 】

Then after I replied in the affirmative, the comments under my twitter started to be a little weird.

[No, wait, is it really a love light novel?I didn't buy this issue of the journal, can someone who has read it tell me how it is? 】

[In a campus with weird rumors, what kind of sparks will the dreamy encounter of a boy and a girl collide with~ Flowers——You are welcome, this is the original word of the propaganda.But the actual content should be: On the campus with weird rumors, a boy and a girl met.

Next, let's focus on the weird rumors, and by the way, pretend that a teenager and a girl are in a relationship. 】

【puff! 】

...

I watched the comments on Twitter gradually become outrageous.There are still many fans of horror novels who don't know what happened, and were coaxed to watch the story by the description of the person above.Then I came back after a while, and tried typing [Did Kuroshio-sensei get some kind of stimulation?Let's get back to writing horror novels, shall we? 】

[I don't mean to say that the story is bad, everything is my problem, I can't stand the sweet love (tears.jpg), I can only barely sleep well by reading horror stories]

↑This is more euphemistic, and some readers directly said:

【...Mr. Kuroshio, do you know what is the most touching love story you have written? 】

I posted a question mark under this comment.

[The old man in "Paper Doll" finds his wife's dead bones before he dies, and he dies holding the dead bones.I cried. 】

The result turned out to be that the love story of the elderly I wrote casually is better than the pure love on campus that I specially wrote?

I was in a complicated mood for a while, quit Twitter, and then saw a message from the editor tactfully urging me to come back and write horror novels.