I survive in a high-risk world by writing essays

A tree that makes a strange manifesto.

I don't know when it sneaked into my house, mixed with various plants in the yard, and I don't know how long it stayed there.

——Why do you want to see adult love?

"But what does adult love have to do with me?" I thought this statement was not credible, looked at the suspicious tree carefully, and asked a well-founded question, "I don't have anything you want to see here, but You sneaked into my house secretly."

The subtext is that I suspect that the curse has a purpose.

"No! The old man came here following the guidance of the God of Love. Even if it hasn't sprouted yet, love may be late, but it will never be absent!" Mu Mei said in a trembling voice.

I:"..."

I'm sorry, although I have plans to write light novels about love, I really still can't understand this kind of fanaticism about love.

Maybe this is why every time I want to write a romance novel, I always get stuck at the beginning.

Because I didn’t want to stand in the yard and talk, people passing by saw the strange scene of speaking into the air, and then spread strange rumors, so I let Ningning and the others enter the house.

However, because the things taken out of Ugly Treasure's storage space have not been cleaned up, when they came in, they faced all kinds of messy things on the ground, like a garbage dump.

In the 'garbage dump' there is also a dog, a reef, a khaki worm, and a human brain in a fish tank. No matter how you look at it, the scene is chaotic.

"...It's a bit messy, just sit down." I removed the few cassocks that were lying on the sofa and hung them on the back of the chair, making room for them to sit, and then went to lead the general into my room Let it stay there, so as not to make the living room messy.

Ningning took Huazi's arm and carefully avoided the things on the ground, walked to the edge of the sofa, and politely greeted Xia You in the fish tank, "Mr. Xia You."

Xia You hummed.

"Sister Yibuki, what has happened to your family..." Ningning looked around, trying to think as normal as possible, "Are you cleaning and tidying things up?"

I was silent for a moment.

"Well, sort out someone's legacy that hasn't been sorted out for many years."

"Ah, there are so many types of heritage." Ning Ning answered dryly.

Then I saw that I fell into a situation where I had nothing to say.I didn't want to say more about this, so I turned my attention to the little pink sapling that Hanakoti slipped in, "Then, are you planning to forcefully plant this tree back in the Seagull Academy?"

The wrinkled face on the trunk of the wood charm showed a pitiful expression, "The old man is just an old man who likes to watch people fall in love, so what bad thoughts can he have?"

I clicked my tongue lightly.

"What's the meaning of adult love? You can't watch pure love on campus when you look at love?"

In my opinion, if I had to choose, I would definitely still read the love stories of young people who are innocent and sincere, and spend their entire youth, as well as some illusions. Anyway, the farther away from reality, the better. I read love novels for that. A sense of purity unaffected by the world.

Adult love stories are generally too realistic, so they seem a bit worldly, and they don't match up with pure love.

However, just as I was finishing this sentence, I haven't spoken much since Ningning and Huazi came in just now, when Xia You's voice sounded faintly.

[Don't say that word...]

"What?" I was taken aback, for a moment I didn't realize what he was referring to.

[pure love. ] Xia You said, [I don’t know why, but when I heard this word, I felt a little uncomfortable and felt a little nauseous. ]

"Oh." I thought thoughtfully, "But you don't have a stomach."

[This is a spiritual feeling, let me know for a moment. ]

Can't understand it, this person actually can't see pure love, isn't it too ridiculous?

Tauren?

I saw Hanako boy vigilantly wrapping his arms around Ning Ning's shoulders and around her head as if he felt something, pulling her away a little bit away.

cough.

I coughed and suppressed a smile to cover up, and I planned to end the topic, "If there is nothing else, you can take the tree back. I will spend a lot of time packing these things, so I won't send them away."

"No, wait a minute!" Mu Mei, who was temporarily forgotten in the topic just now, said hastily, "Isn't the Seagull Academy free now? There is not much difference between staying in the school and staying in other places. Let the old man stay here!"

Ning Ning showed a somewhat embarrassed expression, "This can't be done..."

Mu Mei showed her old face, and she burst into tears, "Or you can take me home, little girl. Ever since Master No. [-] left school with you, the love love I got has become dull."

"No!" This time it was Hanako who objected.

Hanako raised the kitchen knife, and slid her fingers over the spine of the knife, "Since it doesn't make sense, let's just kill this perverted old man... Ah no, in the words of their conjurers, it's exorcism."

Mu Mei was so frightened that the branches exploded, Ningning hurriedly stopped Huazi and shunned her hair.

"I've lived for some years, and I've witnessed a lot of love and hatred, weird rumors, those stories, I'm so full of stuff and I have nothing to say..." Seeing that there was nowhere to go, Mu Mei rolled her eyes. a turn.

Very good, it seems that this little sapling has been observing for a long time and knows that I am a novelist and like to collect stories.

But I was shamefully moved.

[If you want to stay, then stay. I have a special taming method that can seal this curse's ability to walk and make it a real potted plant. ] Xia You seemed to sense my thoughts, and said.

I have to say that he was really worried about writing novels for me-this seems a bit strange to say, but I also thought of an alternative description for a while.

He might be more relieved if he writes horror novels as usual.

"Then let it stay for now, and I'll bring it back to you when you're done using it, isn't that okay?" I said to Ningning and Hanako.

After using up, refers to after the story has been emptied.

"Sister Yibuki, you don't have to worry about it." Ningning, who was also relieved, showed a lovely smile.

Because my house is still in a mess, Ningning and Hanako didn't stay any longer, and after they settled this matter, they bid farewell and left to catch the next escaped curse.

After Ningning and Huazi left, because I couldn't tame it, Xia You told Liangzi about the special taming method, and then Liangzi planted Mumei in an empty flower pot and put it outside the window sill of the study, so that photosynthesis could take place. method of action.

Then there is no problem.

Next, with the help of Liangzi and Jiao, I spent about an hour tidying up the living room. What should be taken back was swallowed by Choubao again, and what should be thrown away was also packed up and placed in the entrance.

I saw that it was still early, so I planned to throw away the things that could be thrown away first, so as not to take up space.

Thanks to the garbage room in Yasho-cho, otherwise I might have to throw away so many things in batches for more than a week.

"Then these clothes, I'll take them and throw them away? You should stuff them in without washing them. They stink." I finally asked Xia You.

Xia You said that she didn't want to talk.

"Then I really threw it away?"

[… throw it away. ]

I am satisfied.

I wanted to ask Shangjiao and Liangzi to help me get the things, but I thought that when I went to the garbage room, I might meet other people who would also throw out the garbage.

But in this way, I scored several times to throw, and I couldn't get too much at a time.

Of course, the first batch of clothes that I threw away were those clothes that I didn’t know how many years. I picked one that looked clean and wrapped the others up, then let the general out, and put the small bag containing combs, toothbrushes, etc. Give it to the general and go out.

The garbage room in Yasho Town is not very far from my residence, it takes 2 minutes to walk.

By the way, I seem to have seen the style of this cassock before when I was looking for information, but now I still have a vague impression, it seems to be called five cassocks?

Monasteries in Chiba often see monks wearing cassocks of a similar style.

Just as I was putting these clothes into the garbage room, and taking the bag that the general was holding in his mouth and putting it in another compartment of the garbage room, I heard a light, recognizable voice behind me.

"Hi!"

is behind me?

I turned around, and the first thing I saw was a tall man who was far beyond the average height of Japanese people, followed by the white hair and black eyepatch that I still had some impression of.

"It seems that I found the right place." The man smiled and raised his hand to say hello.