I survive in a high-risk world by writing essays

[Is this what you picked up again? ] Asked Xia Youjie, who didn't know that the flesh-colored fish was shivering against the fish tank because he was frightened by such a brainless image of himself.

After testing the water temperature, I fiddled with the pebbles on the fine sand, retracted my hand, and nodded generously, "Yes, it's a small puddle by the road."

Just like the general brought back Xiayou and Ugly Treasure before... no, why should I compare myself to the general... cross it out.

Speaking of the general, you have to give it a bath.

But I don't want to move at all, if only someone could help me to bathe the general... That's right!I don't know if I can give it to Jiao.

After I thought of this, I immediately wanted to try it. I turned my head and looked around. I locked my eyes on the shadow in the corner where Jiao was most likely to be, and waved, "Jiao, come here."

Reef is coming.

Feeling the touch, I spread my palms up and said, "Come on, put your hands here."

Jiao did as he was told.

All in all, very obedient.

So I fumbled the dog leash that I hadn't untied after I came back and hung it on Jiao's eagle claw, and then smiled, "Will Jiao go help me take a bath for the general?"

Maybe Jiao didn’t understand, so I took it through the process and taught it how to use it, and took out all the shampoos to be used and put them next to the pet bathtub.

"That's it. After the water is ready, put the general in it, then squeeze out the shampoo and spread it evenly."

Among Jiao's talents, there is a talent for imitation, and he has a strong learning ability, so he can get used to it very quickly.

Everything went smoothly, except that the general was a little restless when he was rubbed by the invisible eagle claws, but this is not a problem, and he will get used to it after washing it a few times in the future.

"Well, it seems that I have discovered a new way to be lazy..." I nodded with satisfaction, "It seems that the curse spirit is also a good labor force. If it is used well, it may be able to promote social development."

I thought about it, shifted my eyes slightly, and saw that in the newly taken out fish tank containing the small pink fish, the small pink fish that had been sinking against the bottom of the fish tank just now was swimming quietly at some point Turning around, a pair of bead eyes secretly looked at me humanly.

Interestingly, I tapped the fish face on the fish tank with my fingertips, and asked Xia You casually, "How about it, do you think this fish is cute? Do you want to put you in the same fish tank? The fish should not Will eat brains."

Baxun Ningning:! ! !

Baxun Ningning: No, no, no, no, no! ! !

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[Didn't I tell you before that in the town where you live, there is a place that smells like a special magic spirit. ] Xiayou's voice sounded.

——Actually, at first I thought that the way the brain communicates should be through brainwaves, but that's not the case.Xia Youjie's voice is said to be directly produced by simulating the vocal organs with mantra.I don't know what the simulated vocal organ looks like. After all, it is made by mantra, so I can't see it.

"Well, I remember." I replied, noticing that the peas-eyed little fish also seemed to understand Xia Youjie's words, turning his head slightly from side to side.

[This fish has the filth of a super-level curse spirit on it. ]

"Is it?" I heard the words and looked into the fish tank, and saw the flesh pink fish looking up in a daze, "It doesn't look like it, and if it's a super magic spirit, how can I see it."

[It’s not it, it’s just been with that super curse spirit for a long time, so it’s stained with the filth of that super curse spirit. ] Xia Youjie brought up this topic again with great ambition, [Do you want to try to subdue it? ]

This time it was my turn to be silent. After a moment of silence, I held up the fish tank containing the Brain Flower to my eyes, and sincerely looked at Xia Youjie (Brain Flower), "Xia Youjun, you must be very powerful, right? What is your winning rate compared to that special magic spirit based on your current combat power?"

I've tried to be as tactful as possible, at least I didn't say something like 'do you have the strength to fight with your own brain'.So it is said that only one brain is left, why do you still talk about going to subdue some powerful curse spirit somewhere, using the grooves of the cerebral cortex to create a maze to make the curse spirit get lost?

Otherwise, would it be possible to let the second-level curse spirit reef with no attack power be on it?Give me a break.

I suspect that he just wants to trick me into dying.

After I finished asking, Xia Youjie seemed to suddenly realize that he has no fighting power at all, or that he occasionally forgets what state he is in... Anyway, after realizing this, the house fell into an awkward silence .

Silence is the best answer, I put the fish tank back, and added a sentence to appease, "So, let's find out the weak person's position and stick to it, don't just go up there rashly."

After a while, Xia Youjie, who came to his senses, stopped talking about subduing the super-level curse spirit, [Then, in order to prevent that super-level curse spirit from coming to the door through the filth, we have to get rid of this fish. ]

Baxun Ningning, who was listening intently: Wait, wait? !Why do you suddenly fast-forward to Destruction of Fish and Destruction? !

After Xia Youjie finished saying that, Chou Bao, who had been nestling around the fish tank lazily and not moving, opened his eyes bewilderedly, and under Xia Youjie's urging, he climbed onto the fish tank filled with small fleshy pink fish, and his mouth gradually opened. It opened to a width larger than the diameter of the body, and the inside of the mouth was black, as if it was connected to some wonderful different dimension.

The little pink fish was stunned.

Seeing this ugly worm opened its mouth wide and was about to swallow the fish in the fish tank, Baxun Ningning finally couldn't hold it back any longer. He thumped desperately in the fish tank, making an astonishing scream with the body of a small fish , "Wait, wait, don't eat me!!!"

Also broken.

Of course we could hear such a loud voice. I looked sideways at the fish who suddenly spoke human words. Driven by Xia Youjie, Chou Bao, who was about to swallow the fish tank containing the fish, also stopped—because originally After the paper attached to it dried, I replaced it with cloth, so I can see the general shape and movement.

I heard the little fish in the fish tank say something like this, "I...I am Yaxun Ningning, sister Yibuki, do you remember me, we met once before... woo..."

The wonderful creature that was picked up suddenly spoke human words. This kind of plot... always seems familiar.

The image of a girl who still has some impressions quickly appeared in my mind.

The flesh-pink hair, the cyan-colored hair ends, and the skull jewelry on the clothes are actually quite similar to the features after turning into a fish?

"Ah, I remember you." I replied, looking in from the top of the fish tank, "How did you become like this?"

"Because it touched water..." Baxun Ningning lowered her voice unconsciously, and explained in a low voice the reason why she would turn into a fish. After explaining, she looked at me eagerly and said, "Just, just wipe it dry and you can change back." Already!"

"That's it..." I thought about it, and smiled at her under the expectant eyes, deliberately teasing her, "I think Ningning's fishy appearance is also very cute."

Baxun Ningning was stunned: "...huh?"

"Speaking of which, fish is my favorite food." I said casually, "But relatively, fish bones are what I hate the most, so I prefer fish with fewer bones."

"But with fish soup, it doesn't matter how many thorns there are."

Seeing the small fleshy pink fish gradually sluggish and petrified, Doudou's eyes were about to burst into tears, I stopped scaring the fish, and stretched my hand into the fish tank to fish out Baxun Ningning, "Okay, teasing you For play."

[Bad taste. ]

"Not really." I replied slowly, took out a paper towel and wiped the water off Baxun Ningning Yu's body, then put her on the floor, and waited for her to say, "Wipe it dry." will return to human form'.

however.

A long time has passed, and Ningningyu, who was dry and short of water, has collapsed on the ground and vomited his soul, and has not changed back to the appearance of a human girl.

I squatted down, picked up the dying Ningning fish and put it in my hand, guessing that she might not be able to hold on anymore, so I dipped her in some water and continued the wave, "As a result, the magic seems to have failed. "