I became a group pet after dressing as nine elder brothers

Set up the panda.

In his heart, he was eager to try to pet a panda, but his rationality told him to be a role model for his younger brothers. Prince Yinreng personally poured a pot full of milk for Panda Mianmian, stared at Panda Mianmian and drank most of it before rushing to Qianqing Palace.

cough cough.

This is to prevent Yinzhen from saying that he abused pandas, so he did it on purpose.Prince Yinreng thought about how to explain why he went there for an hour and a half, and then stepped into Dongnuan Pavilion full of confidence.

He hadn't noticed Liang Jiugong's wink before.

After stepping into Dongnuan Pavilion, Prince Yinreng's body froze in place suddenly——what's going on here?

Kangxi and Yinzhen raised their heads together.

The deep eyes fell directly on Prince Yinreng's body, and Yinreng's sixth sense crazily issued an alarm, suggesting that he turn his head and run away immediately.

Prince Yinfeng did so without hesitation.

It's a pity that Kangxi and Yinzhen will let him go?Thinking about it, he knew it was impossible, and soon Yinfeng tasted the despair Yinzhen felt when he watched the door close.

All night passed.

Before Kangxi, who had been busy all night, his mind was blank.Go to court?I'm afraid it's not the most important thing right now for him to lie on the dragon bed and have a good rest.

Kangxi's expressionless thinking ended.

With a big wave of his hand, he ordered Liang Jiugong to announce the decree to invite all the courtiers of the clan to go back, and then took Yinzhen and Prince Yinfeng, who were asleep with the power off, to the inner room to rest-everything else, wait for him to sleep enough!

By the time they woke up it was time for dinner.

Liang Jiugong had been preparing for a long time. Seeing the emperor get up, he quickly ordered the palace servants to bring the meals warmed on the stove to the round table.The strong fragrance that hit their faces made them salivate involuntarily.Not to mention that Yinzhen swallowed his saliva and looked at the meal with bright eyes, even Kangxi and the crown prince also felt hungry.

Kangxi, who originally wanted to settle accounts with Yinzhen, smiled helplessly: "Sit down, sit down, eat first and then talk about other things."

Yinzhen let out a burst of cheers.

He sat down quickly, staring affectionately at the dishes on the table with round eyes, and when Kangxi ordered to sit down slowly, he immediately picked up a piece of rosy and bright Dongpo meat and threw it directly into his mouth.

Dongpo pork melts in the mouth, it is delicious and plump, and after taking a bite, it will leave a fragrance on the lips and teeth. With this Dongpo pork, Yinzhen ate a large bowl of rice in one go.He licked the corner of his lips, turned around and called out to the little eunuch: "One more bowl!"

Kangxi paid attention to health preservation, and so did Prince Yinreng who was raised by him.The two of them usually only eat half a bowl of rice. Seeing Yinzhen's appearance of being so absorbed in eating hard, and they were indeed hungry for three meals, so that Kangxi and Crown Prince Yinfeng also imitated Yinzhen's appearance, pawing at each other. After eating two big bowls of rice, he put down his chopsticks.

After standing up, Kangxi and Prince Yinreng realized that they had eaten too much.The two laughed dumbfounded, and walked outside the hall with Yinzhen who planned to lie down on the bed in the corner to digest food when he was full.

Wandering around the Qianqing Palace while thinking about business.At the beginning of the discussion, Kangxi couldn't help poking Yinzhen's forehead: "The concentration... potion? I told you not to use it indiscriminately."

"It's efficient."

"High efficiency will hurt your body." Kangxi glared at him.

The efficiency is indeed high.

Now that there is a unified plan, the question is who will do it.Regarding this point, Prince Yinreng, who has regained his energy, recommended a group of younger brothers with "enthusiasm": "When Erchen transported away the pandas yesterday, I found that several younger brothers really wanted to have close contact with pandas. If they can get along with pandas As a prize, Erchen thinks..."

"Hey... the panda belongs to my younger brother." Yinzhen raised his hands dissatisfied: "It's just being fostered by my second brother for the time being."

"Well...these jobs."

Prince Yinfeng smiled softly: "Yinzhen plans to bear it by himself?"

Yinzhen's pupils trembled.

He thought about the amount of work piled up on the imperial case, and thought about a question: Is it better to do it all by himself and let the brothers take care of the panda with the second brother and let the brothers have fun, or do the brothers work with him, and the pandas take turns touching it? ...

Yinzhen pondered for a long time.

The corner of Prince Yinfeng's mouth curled slightly—I think I also know that Yinzhen's next choice must be the latter...

Yinzhen's eyes lit up.

He said decisively: "Brother, I think I can let the brothers work, and then I will touch the panda."

There are people doing this kind of work, and there are people masturbating pandas. Isn't it the best of both worlds?Yinzhen felt happy in his heart, and looked at Kangxi and Prince Yinfeng with bright eyes.

Prince Yinfeng: ...

Kangxi laughed angrily at Yinzhen's words, stretched out his hand and flicked his small forehead: "You are quite smart."

Yinzhen raised her head and chest proudly: "That's right, Erchenke"

Before he finished speaking, Kangxi directly refused: "No."

"Ugh???"

"Oh, what? I'll tell you brothers about this, and if everyone agrees, I will do as you say? How about it?" Kangxi stared at Yinzhen with a half-smile.

I haven't asked you to settle this overnight account.

You turn around and want to be lazy and not work?Is this a human being?

Yinzhen's face became solemn.

Discuss with brothers?If he said that in front of his brothers, Yinzhen felt that he would be ready to be beaten into a cake.

Thinking of this possibility, Yinzhen shuddered.

After careful consideration, he could only show a bitter face, and chose the second answer dejectedly - at least brothers need to share joys and sorrows together!

Kangxi nodded in satisfaction.

Then he began to arrange the work of the rest of the brothers.First of all, his work in the Department of General Affairs is like a fish in water, and the third elder brother Yinzhi, who has been praised by officials, was awarded a full-time job.Kangxi added a Department of Culture and Cleaning Officials under the Ministry of Rites, and moved the publication of books and the establishment of libraries in various universities to this department, and the third elder brother Yinzhi was in charge of handling the affairs.

The strict fourth elder brother Yinzhen was dispatched by Kangxi to the Ministry of Household Affairs, responsible for supervising and verifying the transportation and hoarding of grain and grass in the Northwest battlefield.

The kind-hearted fifth elder brother Yinqi was sent to the Ministry of Punishment to be responsible for the review and review of various cases, and at the same time, a large number of prisoners were assigned to work in various places.

The seventh prince and the eighth prince were sent to work on the rice record research.The tenth elder brother Yin'er was sent to help the third elder brother Yinzhi, and continued to be in charge of the production of illustrations.

As for the eleventh elder brother Yinxu...

Kangxi thought for a while about Yinhu, who was the size of a bean, and decided not to give him extra work for the time being, but to let him go to study agriculture and army with the students of the new Baqizizi School. We must keep in mind the spirit of hard work, hard work, thrift and thrift. .

Yinzhen: ...

Looking at Khan Ama, who was not blushing and heartbeating, he showed a pair of dead fish eyes.For such a young eleventh brother, Khan Ama is still regretting that he can't be caught as a cow or a horse, it's just...

Facing Kangxi's half-smiling eyes, Yinzhen silently swallowed the rest of his words—of course, even so, Kangxi would not let Yinzhen go.

Government-run research institute.

Kangxi rubbed these big characters with his fingers, feeling very complicated.If it wasn't for the potion that forced his brain to be active yesterday, he would jump out of all thoughts, and write this matter out - otherwise Kangxi would not have easily revealed this idea.

The Qing Dynasty has always come to implement the means of fooling the people. Except for the children of the Eight Banners and some gentry students, most Han people cannot accept culture at all-in short, let the Han people focus on the idea of ​​food and clothing. There is no time to think about rebellion at all.

Just seeing the momentum of Prince Yinreng and Yinzhen, Kangxi, who is Khan Ama, also has a cluster of flames in his heart.

This institute may be just a small attempt.

Kangxi closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, there was a trace of expectation in his eyes.

He turned his gaze to Yinzhen.

For the construction of the research institute, Yinzhen agreed a hundred times, and with his eyes shining, he rubbed his chubby hands and made a request: "Khan Ama~ Erchen will definitely not be able to support the entire institute by himself. Erchen wants Master Chen Come to help—no! I came to assist my son with his affairs."

Kangxi was silent for a moment: "...Are you trying to retaliate?"

Yinzhen said righteously: "Why did Khan Ama say this?! My son and Master Chen are both dedicated to serving the country and the people. It can be said that we have met each other so late. How could my son want to retaliate against Master Chen?"

"Oh." Kangxi nodded casually.

He didn't believe what Yinzhen said at all: "Chen Tingjing made his own arrangements. I saw that Zhang Ying, the head of the Imperial Academy, performed very well in his position, so I moved to the Ministry of Industry as Zuo Shilang to assist you. Zhang Ying's son Zhang Tingzan He has a correct personality and is sensible, but he is also a malleable talent, so let's go together with you."

Yinzhen was stupefied for a moment.

Kangxi and Prince Yinreng had no intention of caring about him, and now there is still a job that has not been released in front of the three of them.

To rectify the sanitation of the capital and other cities, to collect excrement, water and kitchen waste for disposal - this task is not easy to say, difficult to say, but the more annoying problem is: dirty!

The manure workers who transport the manure in the city to the outside of the city can be said to be the most unpopular in the cities everywhere. It’s not that there is no way to make a living at home, no one is willing to do this, and it will be a bit strange in all likelihood Weird problem, who would be willing to let the officials take charge of this matter?

Even if Kangxi could forcibly order someone to do it, he was afraid of leaving a psychological shadow on the ministers of the DPRK and China.He lightly tapped the table with his fingertips, and looked at Prince Yinreng and Yinzhen with a bit of embarrassment: "Tell me, who will handle this matter?"

Prince Yinreng looked at the excrement and was shocked all over.He searched all the people around him, but couldn't think of any official who could do such a thing, and finally shook his head.

Yinzhen didn't look too good looking either.

It's just that he came up with this idea, and Yinzhen always had a fear of whether Khan Ama would let him do it if he really couldn't find a candidate.Thinking of this, he racked his brains, unable to figure out a candidate and refused to give up.

A flash of inspiration flashed by.

Yinzhen's eyes lit up: "If it's not an official...can a eunuch do it?"

"... Eunuch?" Prince Yinreng glanced at Li Yuanliang.

"Eunuch?" Kangxi also subconsciously glanced at Liang Jiugong and Wei Zhu.

The three eunuchs in charge, who were used to being pampered, trembled all over.They did suffer when they were young, not to mention that this happened more than [-] years ago, and more importantly, if they had tossed about this dung, would they still be eligible to return to serve the emperor?The three of them slid and knelt on the ground along the corner of the wall with weak knees, their pitiful appearance was heinous.

The other one with trembling knees was Xu Sheng.

He knelt down on the ground respectfully: "This servant is willing to serve the emperor."

"...? Not you." Yinzhen looked at a group of eunuchs in charge with an inexplicable expression.Xu Sheng is very useful, Yinzhen has no plans to change people for the time being, he explained earnestly and kindly: "It's the old eunuchs from the goose farm."

"The old eunuchs from the goose farm?"

"The old eunuchs in the goose farm are all from Enjizhuang, Yangletang and other places outside the capital. There are poor people there, and there are people who do anything to make a living. Erchen's experience in looking for geese at that time was from Found it inside."

Yinzhen said it lightly: "Other people may dislike these dirty jobs, but I feel that these old eunuchs can play their roles again and live a life full of food and clothing. They will definitely be happy."

It turned out to be an old eunuch who had quit the palace.

For a moment, Liang Jiugong and the others heaved a sigh of relief.

Kangxi suddenly realized: "Then the matter of contacting Enjizhuang and Anletang is left to...Wei Zhu, you are in charge. The candidates selected must be capable and capable, and they must be honest and stable."

Wei Zhu responded.

This eunuch who has fallen down to Enjizhuang and Anletang - either he was out of luck and met an unlucky master, or he is honestly someone who would not even be praised by Shangfeng.It is difficult to find someone who is quick-witted and intelligent, but it is very easy to find someone who is honest and prudent.

Kangxi thought about it again.

It was not a problem for the eunuchs to run around outside, so they immediately ordered: "I will pass on my will, order... order Shuntian Prefecture Yin Liu Yuanhui to assist in handling it."

Yinzhen and Prince Yinfeng were taken aback at the same time.

He couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "If this is the case, what did the old eunuchs do just now?"

Prince Yinreng's voice was even softer: "Sounds nice, it's not about managing but assisting?"

The capital has been suffering for a long time.

It is a good thing to introduce a policy, but Liu Yuanhui, Yin of Shuntian Prefecture, who was ordered by the emperor to handle this matter, is very depressed.

Even though he is a governor by name, there are countless clan courtiers who are higher than him in the Zhili area of ​​the capital, but Shuntian governor can not stand in front of the emperor directly, ordinary officials and eight-banners are caught by him. Honestly accept the punishment, there are not many Eight Banners disciples in Zhili territory who come and go to see Shuntian Fu Yin who is not pleasing to the eye.

So that it didn't take long for the emperor's decree to be delivered.

The name of Liu Yuanhui's "Poop House Governor" spread throughout the capital.