On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

"What are you doing here?" As soon as the two arrived at Luo Ying Residence, Qing Huai was dragged into the staff locker room by Osamu Dazai.

It's not even show time yet, and the place is empty.

Osamu Dazai took out a kappa mask from nowhere, and handed it to Qing Huai, "I got two places in the Oiran Road, take them with you, and we will sneak into the team."

Qinghuai looked at the Kappa's bare Mediterranean and pointed mouth, and reluctantly put it on his head. He didn't need to look at it to imagine that he must be as funny as a circus clown.

"Why don't you make something better—" The young man turned around, and his voice stopped abruptly.

He looked coldly at the man in front of him wearing a handsome white fox mask, "Are you kidding me?"

Osamu Dazai smiled softly behind the mask, and then became more presumptuous, "No, hahaha, boss, you look so cute hahahaha."

"Fuck off."

The two put on the prepared clothes, and Qing Huai asked curiously, "How did you get such a complete set of equipment, where are the original staff?"

"Ah, that." The man grabbed Qinghuai's shoulders and walked towards the team, "I was knocked unconscious and tied up in the abandoned warehouse behind."

Qing Huai:? ? ?

"Don't worry, the mouth is also blocked, and an injection was given for anesthesia."

Qing Huai:? ? ?This guy definitely did illegal business before, otherwise how could he be so proficient!

The parade in Huakui Road was very long and moved slowly. As a performance, Lily only needed to start from Luoying Residence, circle around South Street, and then return to Luoying Residence.

"Would you like something to eat?" Mom pushed open the door of the dressing room. She still remembered that when Lily was an oiran, she had to drink a glass of 35-degree honey syrup and eat a small plate of pears before performing. Set off.

Lily shook her head. She hasn't had much appetite recently. She will feel sick if she eats too much greasy meat. Honey water and pears are too sweet.

"That's right, you still remember our rules." Mom lowered her voice a bit, "Although the Oiran Road is an elegant performance now, you know that our rules in Luoyingju can't be broken, and the boss will come after the performance Pick you up, just go with the other party—remember, don’t forget to ask for something back, we Younv’s house don’t count on the rich people’s whoring money to live…”

Lily nodded impatiently. She knew the rules, and this place has remained unchanged for several years.As an oiran, she can be pursued by countless men, but those rich men must show their sincerity in exchange for the qualification to meet her once. If the first meeting is successful, they will have a second meeting.

The difference between an oiran and ordinary wandering girls is that an oiran can date many men at the same time, but once those rich men recognize her in Luo Yingju, they can no longer touch other girls.

From now on, if the man gets bored, he will pay a high escape fee according to the rules. ①

After my mother ordered the chores, she walked out, but the door was not closed.

Lily could hear her noisy voice through the crack of the door, as if she was chatting with someone outside——

"...Yeah, she has changed a lot since she left Luoying Residence. Some people said that she was a street girl on North Street and lived in the basement. That's not a plummet... Yes, men are always unreliable. Only when you are abandoned can you understand the reality, these little girls are like this..."

"So staying honestly in Luoyingju is the best way out. You have to stumble and suffer outside to understand..." Mom sighed, "If it wasn't for Lily's pretty face——I did My mother has never seen such a beautiful face for the second time in my life - I will not let her white-eyed wolf come back... You must know that she is in her 30s, and she cannot be an oiran..."

Lily listened, suddenly felt nauseated, and supported the dressing table.

"What's wrong?" the makeup artist asked concerned.

The woman covered her thumping chest and shook her head. Nothing could happen today. She closed her eyes slightly and decided to take a nap and rest.

Qinghuai and Osamu Dazai walked side by side at the front of the team, behind was Oiran Lily, who walked slowly with the support of Mr. Gui.

"Boss, her clothes are so gorgeous!" Osamu Dazai whispered to Qing Huai secretly, his envious eyes almost pierced through the fox mask.

"Do you want to wear it?"

"Can I?"

"Of course not!" Qing Huai lowered her voice, "What the hell is going on in your mind all day long?"

"You."

"..." Qinghuai sighed in the kappa mask, and decided not to say a word to Osamu Dazai in the next journey.

The short distance seemed boring and long because of the oiran's slow steps, Qinghuai walked while observing the surroundings for any suspicious situations.

He glanced at the samurai's Nodachi props, but he didn't see anything unusual. He needed to inspect it after the end to see if there was a luminol reaction on the blade, so as to judge whether the sword inside had killed someone.

After finally returning to Luoying Residence, the team dispersed, and all the staff went back to the lounge to change clothes. Osamu Dazai and Qing Huai slipped out of the team into the bathroom and locked the door for fear of being discovered.

"It's so hot." The plastic mask is not breathable at all. Except for the two nostrils and eyes pierced on the kappa's sharp mouth, there is no other place for ventilation. In the April sky, Qing Huai covered her face with sweat.

The result of sweating is that the mask sticks to the head and cannot be removed.

Qinghuai: ...

Just when the young man was furiously trying to cut the mask into pieces with the wind blade, the white fox face that needed a beating suddenly approached.

The mask paint was a bit pungent, but it was immediately broken by the soap locust scent on the man.

Osamu Dazai suddenly held Qinghuai's kappa face in his hands, and his protruding fox nose knocked against the pointed mouth of his mask.

Qing Huai was stunned, and the soft plastic touched his lips lightly as he approached so suddenly, it was like a kiss.

The sound of springs sounded in his ears, and the refreshing air filled his nostrils instantly.

"Silly, there is a buckle on the back." Osamu Dazai took off Qinghuai's mask, as if he was really just looking for the button on the back of his head seriously.

Qinghuai's Adam's apple twitched.

"Boss, you look really hot." The man smiled, "Your face is blushing."

"Oh." The black-haired young man buried his head under the faucet, letting the cold water dissipate the heat on his cheeks.

——Kissing or something, it is absolutely impossible, no one can put his mouth on that Mediterranean Kappa face just now, he himself feels terrible when he thinks about it...

The two quickly changed their clothes and mixed into the auditorium outside.

The performance started on the stage of Luoyingju, and there were performances of piano, dance and tea ceremony in front of it, and the oiran had to wait until the finale.

Mom lifted the curtain and glanced outside, with a smile on her lips.She knew that her decision to make Lily the oiran was a wise decision. This kind of grand event hadn't happened for several years——

Those bosses sitting in the special seats of the auditorium have a minimum net worth of no less than one billion. This is a big deal!

According to the rules of Luoyingju, the oiran usually chooses three men, this way of bidding is enough for her to get a big share of the money.

"Mother."

The soft voice sounded, and the woman in her fifties was taken aback. At some point, Lily stood behind her, walking without moving.

"What's the matter?" Mom smiled obsequiously. "Backstage has prepared Dafu and tea. You can fill your stomach first. You won't be able to eat for a long time."

Lily nodded, her face pale as hell, her heart was beating extremely fast from just now, she thought it was because she was too excited today, but after she sat down, she realized that something was wrong, she was so uncomfortable, she was so uncomfortable that she could hardly breathe.

She originally wanted to ask her mother to call a doctor, but she flinched after seeing the grand occasion at the front desk. This is her only chance to be a beautiful and mature oiran and earn enough money—if she waits until next year, the new There will always be someone who is more beautiful than her. Just look at that little girl, Nana, and she will know that if she misses this year, it may not be her next year.

Lily let everyone out of her rest room, sat on the sofa alone and took a deep breath, endured for half an hour, and everything was fine.

She snorted in pain, and suddenly felt a swelling in her shoulder blades, followed by a burst of tearing pain, as if something was about to break open from her back.

"Lily, get ready to go on stage..." A summons came from outside the lounge.

The woman raised her head slightly, and there was a moment of emptiness in her eyes, and then she skillfully raised her eyebrows and smiled.

"Lily?"

"coming."

Qing Huai clasped her hands tightly, her mind was not on the stage performance at all, until now her ears are still unbearably dry, and her mind is full of that deceptive fox face - no wonder in ancient myths and legends, foxes can always be associated with ambiguity .

He sighed secretly, and unconsciously glanced at the man beside him.

Osamu Dazai seemed to enjoy watching, every time the dancers danced on the stage, the short skirts would be lifted up, revealing layers of lace drawers.

Qing Huai felt a little upset and turned her head away.

This guy is obviously teasing himself all day long, like a coquettish fox, and now it's not the girls in the stands who are staring at him intently.

Qinghuai didn't notice that his emotions were a little strange, and he wouldn't care about these things in the usual way, and maybe he would watch girls with Osamu Dazai, but now his heart felt like a fire was burning, and he was flustered.

"Tsk, why didn't you watch it?" Dazai Osamu's voice was leisurely, as if whispering in his ear.

"Who's looking at you!" The young man retorted in a panic, in exchange for the man's playful look——

The iris-colored pupils swept across his face slowly, and their owner couldn't help laughing.

"Boss, I'm asking why you don't watch the show anymore."

"..."

#Do you know what social death embarrassment is? #

——Laxatives, this is the situation now, I am already looking for a crack in which floor tile, if I don’t get into it today, I will commit seppuku.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing for a long time, his deep voice kept echoing in Qing Huai's ears, it was more scorching than a pile of burning firewood.

The young man covered his face, and the blush climbed from his neck to his ears, like a piece of chocolate that had been exposed to the sun, and it was so hot that he was about to melt.

——I can't stay on this planet for a second anyway...

Just when Qinghuai was thinking about how he could persuade the system to let him leave this world, the top of his head sank, and he felt a familiar touch.

Osamu Dazai rubbed Qinghuai's hair, and pulled his hand from his face.

Climb into the fingers, buckle.

"Let's watch the performance, Mr. Qing Huai."