On the Feasibility of Chefs Saving the World

The second-year students of the college live in the staff dormitory on the second floor of the izakaya. Panda and Goumaki share a room, and Zenyuan Maki shares a room. In addition to going outside to solve some wandering curses, they also help out in the izakaya.

After Portmafia and the detective agency learned of the latest speculation about "adults" and "eggs", they also began to conduct in-depth investigations, searching the entire city of Yokohama in a blanket manner.

Qinghuai once again ushered in his miserable training life, Dazai Osamu did what he said, not only increased the amount of previous training, but also began to tailor training methods for his abilities.

The man made a move himself, showing the intensity he used to train Akutagawa Ryunosuke - but the method has changed.

Qinghuai has to get up at 06:30 every morning, and is taken to the Dimensional Hunting Ground, where she spends an hour and a half doing warm-up exercises, and then performs step-by-step physical training and control.

"What are you going to practice today?" Qing Huai still had the injuries from yesterday's training on his face, and he grinned in pain when the wind blew.

The season of the dimensional hunting ground is opposite to the outside season. When the spring returns to the earth, the hunting ground begins to enter a cold period, and the wind is more cutting than a knife.

"Yeah, what are you practicing?" Osamu Dazai's kite eyes flashed a nasty light, and his gaze stayed on a big tree behind Qing Huai.

Qinghuai's back felt a chill, and she followed his gaze.

At the top of the branch hangs a huge hive, which is the hive of poisonous bees.

This kind of thing is recorded in the "Hunting Field Biological Guide". The poisonous bee, as its name suggests, is very poisonous. As long as it is stung once, it will definitely die within 5 minutes.In the eyes of Qinghuai, the greatest value of this thing is its honey. It is said that the taste is fresh and sweet, and it has extremely high medicinal value. It is the best material for cough and phlegm medicine.

But Qinghuai would definitely not do it if he went all out for that kind of thing.

Dazai Osamu is not necessarily a lunatic.

"Boss." A laughing voice sounded behind him, "How about a race against the poisonous bee? A five-kilometer sprint. If you use the ability before the task is completed, you will be fined to run again."

Qing Huai turned around in horror and looked at Osamu Dazai. This guy was so mad that he wanted to make him race against the poisonous bee. Did he want to usurp the throne and inherit his izakaya?

"Get ready~" Osamu Dazai aimed his gun at the hive, "Three, two, one, bang—"

After the gunshot, the man went through any door and disappeared.

"Dazai Osamu!" Qing Huai ran fast, scolding the man three thousand eight hundred times in his heart, the swarm of poisonous bees behind him chased after him, and the buzzing sound of fluttering wings made him concentrate on sprinting.

——Isn't this more exciting than training special forces?

According to Osamu Dazai's reasons, after Qing Huai's body awakened, all physiological functions have been greatly improved, so he should be held to a higher standard.

After Qing Huai ran five kilometers, there were still a few poisonous bees following behind him, almost catching up with him.

"My blade"!

The cold wind howled, and the vegetation within five meters around Qinghuai instantly shattered into ashes, and the poisonous bees were not spared. The huge destructive force formed a "field" outside the young man's body that no one could get close to.

Even the soil under his feet in the "field" was smashed, flying dust and the broken joints of earthworms in the soil, the wind engulfed the residue and cut the sunlight above his head into fine pieces, and stopped close to Qinghuai - he is now You can control the wind blade so that you won't be cut.

Qinghuai concentrated and took some time to take back the ability.Now after using the ability, he is only a little breathless, and the situation of being so tired and lethargic like before has never happened again.

"Yes, there is progress." Dazai Osamu suddenly appeared, and snapped his fingers awkwardly, "The control is still a little weaker, and it will take time to retract and release by itself."

The man is calm and relaxed, Qing Huai lives and dies at a fast speed, but he doesn't even have any wrinkles on the cuffs of his coat.

"Ah, is that so?" Qing Huai smiled slightly, and in the next second, directly rushed to the culprit, crushing him to the ground.

The crushed grass was scattered one after another, and Qinghuai put her knee against the man's waist and bumped inward.This is what Osamu Dazai taught him. Fighting and knocking here is painful but can't cause substantial damage.

"hiss--"

The man whispered, a trace of pain flashed across his iris-colored eyes, and his thin lips trembled a little, as if it was really in pain.Qinghuai thought that he was too ruthless, so he couldn't help but relax his strength. Unexpectedly, he was counterattacked in the next second. Osamu Dazai grabbed the young man's hands with a smile, and locked them on top of his head——

"Boss, let me teach you another truth." The man licked his lips, "After overpowering the enemy, remember to stab the knife at the first time, otherwise it will be an act of death."

Qinghuai: ...

——Remember, I will definitely kill you next time.

"Let me go." He moved his head uncomfortably, and the dirt behind him was very uncomfortable.

"Don't let it go." Osamu Dazai laughed more arrogantly, took out a piece of bandage from his coat, tied a knot on Qing Huai's wrist, and tied it to the thick bush next to him.

The young man had just sprinted for five kilometers and had no strength to resist at all. At this moment, his cheeks were flushed, and even his eyes were as wet as if soaked in water. It reminded people of black pearls, and he looked more innocent than the deer in Nara.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback for a moment, and pursed his lips, "If you can cut the bandage accurately with supernatural powers, today's training can end here—ah, remember, you can only cut the bandage, and not even a single leaf of the nearby bushes will fall off. Yo~"

— This guy just takes pleasure in torturing me!

Qing Huai was angry, "Then you get up from me first, if you don't leave, I won't be able to use my abilities."

"It's okay, as long as there is no skin-to-skin contact." The man didn't want to move at all, and Qing Huai suffocated for a while under the weight of an adult man of 70 kg.

He knew that this guy would not give up until he achieved his goal, so he had to close his eyes slightly, carefully feel the supernatural powers in his body, and keep peeling off the cocoon, letting the sharpest force go up his blood vessels, pass through the heart, arteries, and in the fingertips. Tip stays.

"My Blade"

The sharp supernatural power burst out, the bandage on the wrist made a small cracking sound, and the hands were released.

"Okay." Qing Huai opened his eyes, his pupils shrinking slightly.

Osamu Dazai bent down completely at some point, with his hands resting on Qinghuai's sides, so close that the tips of his hair fell on his face.

The delicate skin was a little unhealthy pale, the man's eyes were shining brightly, and the slender eyelashes seemed to blow a gust of wind.

Palpitations.

Qinghuai moved her fingertips, just about to push her away, when she was suddenly grabbed.

The man seemed to have thought about it for a long time, and the bandage on the palm of his hand rubbed against the side of the young man's face——

"Hey, boss, do you want to..." He paused, "Do you want to die for love with me?"

"Mr. Dazai, what's wrong with your face?" Zenyuan Maki came back from the outside, and saw the handsome Mr. Dazai with a gauze on his right cheek, and he was mixing drinks in front of the bar with a gloomy expression.

"I accidentally hit it." Dazai Osamu's tone was a little stiff, he picked up the glass, and drank the tequila he had just prepared.

Spicy, not only the wine is spicy, but also the wound on the face.

He just accidentally let go of Qing Huai's hand. Who knew that the young man would run away with supernatural powers at that time. If he didn't react quickly, he probably lost his head.

Zenyuan Maki shrugged, respecting his privacy, and didn't ask any more questions.

"Gojuan and Panda went to deal with the curse of the abandoned building, and I'm the only one to help tonight." Chanyuan Maki asked, "Where's the boss? I'll go and fight."

"In the kitchen." Osamu Dazai said sullenly.

——Why is Mr. Dazai so dull today, as if he has lost his love?

Zenyuan Maki entered the back kitchen with doubts.

Qinghuai was squatting on the ground, feeding the kitten named Wangcai with dried fish. On the surface, it seemed to be the same as usual, but Chanyuan Maki didn't respond to calling him three times in a row.

——What happened to these people today?

The girl turned her head in confusion, the kitten had already eaten the dried fish, and her little pink tongue began to lick the fishy smell left by Qinghuai's fingertips, but the young man squatted on the ground and wandered away as if he hadn't noticed anything.

"Boss?" Chanyuan Maki called again, and Qinghuai turned her head as if she had just woken up from a dream.

"What's the matter, Zen Academy student?"

"No, I just want to ask, is there anything I can help here." She hesitated, "Boss, you don't look very energetic today."

"Ah, this, it's okay, I'm fine..." Qinghuai's words had already reached the point where he didn't make sense of what he said, and now his mind was in a mess, as if he had been forced into a ball and tied a knot Balls of yarn, nothing can be straightened out.

——The boss looks like the reaction after being confessed by Shrek.

Chanyuan Maki frowned, it was weird, it was so weird!

She took out her mobile phone and was going to consult Pang Da, who had the highest EQ among the three——

[Pang Da, the atmosphere in the izakaya is weird, come back soon! 】

Soon it was displayed as read, and Pang Da replied with an emoji of Panda OK.

It seems that the curse over there is not difficult to deal with, and Panda still has time to reply to the text message.

Chanyuan Maki put her phone back into her pocket and helped prepare the vegetables to be used in the evening. She was good with the knife and quickly cut the carrots into long and even strips.

Qinghuai finally adjusted her state before opening, nestled in the kitchen and began to prepare dishes.

When Panda came back, he brought a lot of chocolates. It seemed that he accidentally blew up the chocolate vending machine next to him while exorcising the curse, and bought all the chocolates back at a huge price.

"What's so weird?" Fat Dara lived in Zenyuan Maki, and there were people coming and going in the izakaya, and the atmosphere was in full swing. It looked the same as usual.

The dog Curly Thorn was holding a piece of chocolate in his mouth, and his voice was vague, "Golden Choke Fish Ball Sauce?"

"Look at Mr. Dazai." The girl pointed to the man in front of the bar who was silently mixing drinks and had not fished for more than an hour but was working hard.

Pan Da observed for a long time, "There is indeed something wrong..."

— Mr. Dazai seems to be taking too seriously today.

Zenyuan Maki spread her hands, seemingly ignorant of it, so Pang Da asked the pink-haired boy at the cash register, "Student Saiki, do you know what happened to Mr. Dazai?"

"..." Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, his mind had already passively circulated the inner entanglement of the man at the bar many times, but he still decided to pretend that he didn't know anything, "Maybe it's spring."

"Eh?" What does this have to do with spring?Does Mr. Dazai have pollen allergies?

"Ah, panda!" A child suddenly jumped up, lying on Pang Da's chubby belly, turned around and said in surprise, "Mom, pandas are so soft!"

In fact, Pang Da has appeared in the izakaya for many days, but people thought he was a staff member in a doll costume, and Qinghuai was happy to let him promote the image of the izakaya outside.

The Japanese seem to have a special fondness for pandas. Even puddings with panda faces printed on them sell faster in convenience stores.

After Panda appeared, it was obvious that the number of children in the izakaya had increased dramatically.

"Ji," Chanyuan Maki watched Pang Da concentrating on coaxing the child, and helplessly called to the dog Juan Ji, "you can go to the back kitchen to help, and I will do it in front."

"Salmon roe." The silver-haired boy nodded and went to the back kitchen.

As the only second-year student who is both human and can speak the human language, Zenyuan Maki took the initiative to take on the job of waiter. After all, she was a little embarrassed to live and eat in an izakaya all the time.

Today's Monday, the business is actually not very good. After the reserved tables are received, there are no people.

"Student from the Zen Academy." The man who had been silent all night suddenly spoke, looking at the girl with heavy eyes.

"What is it, Mr. Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai paused, "Have you ever been in love?"

"Ah?" Chanyuan Maki was taken aback, "I've never been in a relationship."

"Then... when you were confessed, would you subconsciously beat up the boy who liked you?"

The girl looked confused, "Even if you don't like it, you won't do it. Unless..."

"Unless what?" Osamu Dazai asked quickly.

"Unless it's the kind that's extremely annoying."

"...I hate it to the extreme?"

"That's right." Chanyuan Maki said in detail, "For example, if you are a big man, you will act like a baby, and you will be more unmotivated than a soft bone."

"..."

"It's also like taking pleasure in bullying girls, and implementing the bullshit principle that if you like you, you have to tease you."

"..."

"Another example is the kind of person who is often sexually harassed and claims to be my boyfriend outside, but has never established a relationship with him."

"..."

——Oops, he seems to have done all these rubbish things...

Zenyuan Maki looked at the man's more solemn expression, combined with the comparison of the wound on his face and the boss's distraught state in the afternoon, and made a grassy voice.

——So the Shrek who confessed to the boss turned out to be Mr. Dazai? !