Grandpa is here!

Jiang Baifan felt that there was something going on, cleared his throat, and said loudly: "I! Is it your best friend?"

"Calculate!"

"It's almost there."

Jiang Baifan returned the water glass to him again, thought of his ultimate goal, sighed, and continued: "Okay, let's continue with the hypothesis. Suppose...my girlfriend cheated, I don't know, but you see How about you when we arrive?"

Pei Min was taken aback for a moment, looking at Jiang Baifan with a bitter face, he immediately frowned.

His expression was rarely struggling, and it took him a long time to turn around and remove a bed board, standing upright in front of Jiang Baifan, and said, "Do you know who the cheating partner is?"

"know."

"Then go."

Jiang Baifan was taken aback, "Why?"

"You vent your anger."

Jiang Baifan: "..."

Not really.

"Okay, don't assume anymore, let me tell you the truth." Jiang Baifan twitched his lips, "The one who was cheated by his girlfriend was not me, but Qi Xi."

"Qi Xi knows who it is?" Jiang Baifan said: "My former roommate."

"I know." Pei Min nodded while pushing the bed board back.

"His girlfriend cheated on him."

"Sure?"

"Sure." Jiang Baifan repeatedly recalled the scene of getting hot water just now, and said: "When I was getting hot water just now, I saw her with another boy, holding hands, and the movements were very intimate."

Pei Min nodded, touched Jiang Baifan's water glass with the back of his hand, and handed him the warm milk tea.

"Drink it! It's not hot anymore."

"Thank you." After Jiang Baifan thanked him, he took a sip and continued: "I'm sure that the girl I met while fetching water is Qi Xi's girlfriend, and I'm also sure that the guy she's holding hands with is not Qi Xi."

"There are three solutions." Pei Min drank the hot water in his cup, took Jiang Baifan's cup, and turned to the sink.

Jiang Baifan followed him nervously, watched him wash the cups and asked, "Which three?"

"First go to Qi Xi's girlfriend, second to that boy, and third to Qi Xi."

"What's the difference between the three?"

"Find Qi Xi's girlfriend and persuade her to change her mind."

"Huh?...I'm not familiar with his girlfriend, so skip this one."

"Find that boy and beat him up."

Jiang Baifan shook his head: "Uh... Let's forget it, if you want to fight, it's Qi Xi's fight, I'm not suitable, this one is also skipped."

Pei Min glanced at him, the corners of his lips slightly curled up like a smile but not a smile.

He paused, turned his head and continued to wash the milk stains in the cup in a strange way, and said casually: "Then go find the person involved, it's better than thinking about it here and doing it in a hurry."

"Makes sense."

Jiang Baifan nodded, did what he said, and immediately took out his mobile phone and sent Qi Xi a message.

[Brother, what color is the sky? 】

Qi Xi sent an emoji with a black question mark face.

Qi Xi: [What's the trouble? 】

Jiang Baifan: [Quickly answer me. 】

Qi Xi: [Blue. 】

Jiang Baifan: [Blood? 】

Qi Xi: [Red. 】

Jiang Baifan: [Eyes? 】

Qi Xi posted another emoticon package [Subway old man looking at his phone.jpg]

Jiang Baifan: [The last two questions are up, hurry up. 】

Qi Xi: [Black. 】

Jiang Baifan: [What color is the hair? 】

Qi Xi: [Black. 】

Jiang Baifan: [No, it's green! 】

Qi Xi: […]

Qi Xi: [Brother Fan, you are beating around the bush, do you want to ask me to dye my hair together?But the school rules of Yi Gao do not allow hair to be dyed. 】Jiang Baifan:【No, listen to my explanation. 】

Qi Xi: [hold back!After the winter vacation, my brother will accompany you to dye, no matter what color you choose. ] Jiang Baifan: […]

Jiang Baifan looked at the phone speechless, is Qi Xi's nerves a little too nervous?

He had no choice but to send a you coquettish emoji, and said: [Forget it, go to bed early, we'll see you tomorrow. ] Qi Xi: [Good night, my brother. 】

Jiang Baifan finally decided to treat Qi Xi to a meal.

The place to eat is the hot pot restaurant outside the school.

Qi Xi came on time, he was sitting opposite Jiang Baifan, still unconscious, with a smile on his face.

Seeing him like this, Jiang Baifan didn't know how to speak, he hesitated for a long time before saying: "Brother, I want to ask you something."

"ask."

"For example, for example, your friend's girlfriend cheated on you and you saw it. What should you do? Say it or not?"

"Of course, it must be said."

"But it's definitely not good to say it directly, how embarrassing it is!"

"That's right." Qi Xi nodded. He stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a lamb chop into the pot. After thinking for a while, he said, "Why don't you hint at him."

"hint?"

"Yes, a hint." Qi Xi carefully put a circle of spicy sauce on the lamb chops.

The deep-fried lamb chops are burnt yellow, and they are even more attractive when dipped in a layer of spicy sauce and shallots.

Qi Xi stared at this piece of lamb chops, his eyes were shining, he swallowed, and said casually: "Tell the client clearly that he is green! It must be very hurtful, so you just need to hint him."

"Understood," Jiang Baifan nodded, and stretched out his chopsticks to grab the lamb chops that made Qi Xi's mouth water.

"What kind of lamb chops are you eating? The Pleasant Goat family is already living on your head."

"What?"

Under Qi Xi's bewildered expression, Jiang Baifan quickly scalded a handful of green Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum for him.

"Eat some Chrysanthemum chrysanthemum! This dish is so green and fresh!"

He still waved his hand and said to the waiter: "Add vegetables! Cucumber, beans, Shanghai greens, lettuce... All the green vegetables in your store will be served, and I will add a bottle of green tea for my friend by the way."

After he finished speaking, he boiled another handful of green vegetables for Qi Xi.

"Brother, green and healthy, eat more."

Qi Xi: "..."

Qi Xi's hands trembled a little: "Brother, be normal, I'm afraid!"

"Don't be afraid." Jiang Baifan picked up another hot spinach with chopsticks for him, and comforted him: "If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head."

The next day, after class, Qi Xi rushed to find Jiang Baifan with two cups of milk tea.

"Lime-flavored or mango-flavored, which cup do you like?"

Jiang Baifan glanced at it, then pointed casually, "It's mango-flavored."

"Here." Qi Xi handed Jiang Baifan a glass, poked open the glass of lime water in his hand and took a deep sip, then said: "Brother Fan, I have something to ask you, and I want to ask you for a favor."

"You said."

Jiang Baifan poked open the milk tea and took a sip slowly. The aroma of milk mixed with a strong mango smell came out. He took a sip slowly, and the mango smell gradually filled the whole mouth, and even his throat was sweet and greasy. the taste of.

Jiang Baifan squinted his eyes contentedly, and glanced at his former roommate who was not in a good state of mind. Thinking of what happened after yesterday, he couldn't bear it.

Qi Xi howled for half an hour after knowing that his girlfriend was cheating on her, and finally paid homage to his lost love with two bottles of beer and half a roll of toilet paper.

Jiang Baifan didn't ask what was going on, so he patted his chest and said, "I will help you if you can."

"I want to break up with Li Yi'an." Qi Xi bit the straw and said a little embarrassedly: "Then... I want a temporary girlfriend."

"What?" Jiang Baifan was taken aback, not quite understanding what he meant.

"I want a girlfriend who is prettier than Li Yi'an." Qi Xi gritted her teeth and said, "She cheated, I want to break up with her, remember! It wasn't she who broke up with me, but I who broke up with her."

Li Yi'an is Qi Xi's girlfriend, no!To be precise, it was his ex-girlfriend.

"Do you know why she broke up with me and found that boy?" When Qi Xi said this, she was obviously angry, "It turned out to be because that boy is more handsome than me. Day, what look? Obviously I am more handsome. "

"So, what does this have to do with you looking for a temporary girlfriend?"

"I can't get enough of it!" Qi Xi bit the milk tea straw viciously, leaving teeth marks on the brown straw, "She will find a handsome boy, wouldn't I find a girl who is prettier than her? In terms of momentum, I will win her, who looks down on whom?"

Jiang Baifan: "..."

Jiang Baifan silently shook the warm paper teacup in his hand, and then asked, "So why did you come to me? How can I help?"

"Then what..." Qi Xi chuckled, and said a little embarrassedly, "Do you know Jiang Chenchen from class one?"

"Why?" Jiang Baifan looked at him warily.

"I know you, right? I remember you know her very well."

"I know, so what?"

"She's prettier than Li Yi'an, and she's an acquaintance of yours. Tell her, let her be my girlfriend for half an hour, and then I'll treat her to milk tea for a month."

"Don't even think about it, you find another one." Jiang Baifan shook his head directly with a dark face. This guy had a bad idea to hit someone, and he hit his little granddaughter.

"No," Qi Xi hurriedly explained: "I don't know the key points and beautiful ones, so please help me, buddy!"

Jiang Baifan still shook his head: "Everything else is fine, but Chenchen can't, don't covet her."

"No, no, then you can introduce me to a more beautiful one."

"My circle of friends is smaller than yours, where can I meet more beautiful people?"

Qi Xi cried and said: "Then what should I do? I really can't swallow this breath. The only person I trust in the whole first grade is you. You said that I was your first friend, and you also said that you would help me no matter what. Yes, you can’t say nothing.”

"But..." Jiang Baifan was a little embarrassed: "I am familiar with all the girls in the first high school, and only Chenchen is the only one. But I don't want her to go through this muddy water. How do you ask me to help you?"

"Jiang Chenchen can't do it, or..." Qi Xi's eyes fixed on Jiang Baifan's outstanding face, and there was a light of hope in his dejected eyes.

"or……"

"Why not?"

"How about...hehe..."

Looking at his wolf-like eyes, Jiang Baifan suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Or you..."

"Don't even think about it."

"I beg you!"

"Impossible."

"One month's milk tea."

"No."

"Will you wash the dishes for half a month?"

"make a deal."

Last time, Jiang Baifan lost his morals because of a cup of Haagen-Dazs. This time, he chose not to have morals because of a month's milk tea and half a month's less work.

What are you going to do with integrity?It can't be drunk as milk tea, and it can't wash dishes.

On Saturday, Jiang Baifan stood downstairs in the girls' dormitory early. After a while, Jiang Chenchen carried a bag of things and ran down quickly.

"Have you brought anything?"

Jiang Baifan waved at her.

"Bring it." Jiang Chenchen smiled and handed him the things in his hand. "I have everything ready! Wig, skirt, high heels, liquid foundation, lipstick..."

Her eyes were full of ridicule, "Master, there are only one and countless times of women's clothing, right? Just because you opened up your new world last time, are you addicted?"

"Fart!" Jiang Baifan blushed, "I'm going to help, help, understand?"

"Understood." Jiang Chenchen nodded his head superficially, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes, "I'm a big man, I don't like women's clothes, I just go to help."

"Go away, brat." Jiang Baifan left with a dark face, carrying his things and cursing.

I have to say that really good-looking people are indeed indistinguishable from male and female beauty.

Jiang Baifan wore women's clothing, and he was not even half inferior to those female stars on TV. He didn't have to do anything, just sat next to Qi Xi, held hands and drank a sip of tea. Li Yi'an was so angry that his nose was crooked. The boyfriend looked at Jiang Baifan without blinking.

Anyway, no matter what, Qi Xi seemed happy on the surface.

Of course, it is only limited to the surface.

When he came back, Qi Xi was still in a bad mood, and his whole body was mournful. He said that he wanted to go to be alone quietly, and smoke a cigarette to commemorate his first love that died without a problem.

Before leaving, he patted Jiang Baifan's shoulder sadly: "So...Brother Fan...life advice: Don't give your true feelings in the first relationship."

Jiang Baifan froze for a moment, then laughed: "Life advice: Don't give others life advice easily."

"Believe it or not, the first relationship will never end, because first love! It's for memories."

"Who said that?"

"Shakespeare."

Jiang Baifan: "..."

Shakespeare: "???"