Grandpa is here!
Chapter 47
When being directed by his grandfather to pick up people, Jiang Chenyu gritted his teeth on an electric tricycle and moaned, "Maybe there's something wrong with this guy Ye Gui, I'm just saying he's really here."
After arriving at Baishui Town, Jiang Chenyu immediately saw the person with the backpack on the bridge.
The man's appearance was unusually handsome, and there seemed to be a stream of autumn water in the slightly raised peach eyes, seeing him, the corners of his lips immediately turned up, and his mouth curled up in a smile.
"Hi, long time no see!"
Ye Gui waved his hand to greet him, and with one stride of straight long legs, three steps in parallel, he stepped beside his electric tricycle.
Jiang Chenyu looked him up and down, saw that he was only carrying a flat bag, and asked, "Where's your suitcase?"
"In the hotel, I'm afraid it's inconvenient to carry it to your house."
"It's quite inconvenient."
"It doesn't matter if it's inconvenient, I'll just go back to the hotel at night."
"Yeah." Jiang Chenyu didn't bother to talk to him any more, he only nodded with his chin on the back seat of the tricycle, and said, "Get in the car."
"Do you want to take this car?" Ye Gui was taken aback, looking at the light blue tricycle with the rainproof cloth in front of him, lost in thought.
"Otherwise." Jiang Chenyu shrugged, "I borrowed this car from someone else. If you don't like it, you can walk if you don't want to do it."
"I don't mind it, I'll sit." After Ye Gui lifted off the blue rainproof cloth, he threw the backpack on it, and after climbing up from the back, he realized that there was nothing in the compartment.
He froze for a moment, then asked again: "Where's the seat? Where should I sit?"
"No seats."
"why?"
"When I went to borrow a car today, the aunt next door said that she removed the seat yesterday and went to the market to pull two pigs. I haven't had time to install it today. Or... are you squatting?"
Ye Gui: ...
No wonder, when I got in, I smelled a strange smell.
He frowned, then got out of the car in a smooth manner, and squeezed his ass next to Jiang Chenyu.
"Range."
"What are you doing?" Jiang Chenyu was pushed aside by him, his hand holding the wheel could hardly reach the gas handle: "You squeezed me, I can't ride like this, you sit in the back."
"No! The back is too smelly. You can still sit if you squeeze the front. It's really not good. You sit on me."
Jiang Chenyu: "??"
Ye Gui patted his slender legs, raised his eyebrows and said, "The leather chair is soft and warm, it's provided for free, do you want to try it?"
Jiang Chenyu spat, and scolded angrily, "Go to hell."
"I don't have a master." Ye Gui sat in front of him flawlessly, as if he couldn't see Jiang Chenyu's stinky face.
"Don't you really want to sit? Ordinary people don't have this opportunity."
"This opportunity is for you, do you want it?" Jiang Chenyu glared at him.
"Yes." Ye Gui smiled and said, "Is your leg for me to sit on?"
Jiang Chenyu: "..."
Jiang Chenyu: "Are you sick?"
"Do you have any medicine?"
Jiang Chenyu didn't bother to talk to him anymore, he turned the key and turned back on the accelerator.
Along the way, Ye Gui was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, everything seemed so new to him.
"There's so much snow, it's so beautiful, let's have a snowball fight later!"
"Yeah." Jiang Chenyu rolled his eyes and answered him lazily.
"Tsk tsk tsk! Look at that, it's snowing, why are there still trees full of fruit?"
"That's a persimmon tree." Jiang Chenyu rolled his eyes to the sky.
Finally arrived home, just as he got out of the car, Ye Gui became interested in the cooing hen squatting in the corner of the yard.
"What is it doing here?"
"lay egg."
"Eggs?" Ye Gui's eyes lit up, and he asked enthusiastically, "Where did they come from?"
"Chicken ass/butt."
"So that's how it is." Ye Gui stopped there, as if interested, he was really reluctant to leave.
Jiang Chenyu frowned and waited for him for a while, "Are you still in the house?"
"Right now." Ye Gui glanced at the hen, and followed Jiang Chenyu into the house.
After greeting the old man and Jiang Chenyu's family members for a while.
Ye Gui sneaked out again, bent his long legs, and squatted next to the chicken coop, staring at the chicken's butt with piercing eyes.
Jiang Chenyu leaned against the door, frowned and said, "What are you doing? Have you never seen a hen laying eggs?"
Ye Gui didn't raise his head: "I really haven't seen it before."
Jiang Chenyu sneered, didn't bother to talk to him anymore, turned around and left as if he had completed his task.
After returning to the room to play a game, he subconsciously turned his head and glanced out the window. The guy was actually still watching the hen lay eggs.
And next to that guy, there were two more people at some point.
Jiang Baifan and Pei Min didn't know when they came, but now they followed Ye Gui to surround the chicken coop.
Jiang Chenyu twitched the corner of his mouth, and shouted at Jiang Baifan, "What are you doing around the chicken? The chicken is almost scared to death by you."
Jiang Baifan squatted next to Pei Min, a little amused and said: "Pei Min has never seen a chicken lay an egg. I heard Ye Guiyi say that I also want to see how it is born."
Jiang Chenyu: "..."
Where the hell are these city people from?
He twitched the corners of his mouth, brushed a handful of hair irritably, and finally went downstairs.
From a distance, I heard the hen crowing more and more impatiently, and a snow-white egg was slowly exposed. Ye Gui and Pei Min squatted one behind the other, facing the half-baked egg full of eggs. The face is novel.
Jiang Baifan's squatting feet were a little numb, so he went back to the main room to move a low stool.
As soon as he came out, he saw Ye Gui bow his head and say something to Pei Min, Pei Min nodded in agreement.
Then I saw Ye Gui roll up his sleeves, stretch out his index finger to touch the egg, and then he pushed the half-baked egg inside.
Press!up!Enter!go!
Jiang Baifan: "..."
Jiang Chenyu saw this scene just as he went downstairs: "..."
"The hen has worked so hard to lay an egg, but you still have to push it back. You have to lose it?"
Ye Gui was stunned for a moment, and said with some embarrassment: "I just tried to see if I could press it in, but it really did."
Jiang Chenyu: "You are retarded."
Ye Gui looked at the hen feeling guilty, and said, "It should be able to give birth later, right?"
"I can't give birth."
"Eh? What should I do then?"
The two of them asked and answered, and Jiang Baifan, who came to his senses, laughed.
"Pfft hahaha..."
He laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and said to Jiang Chenyu, "You and Ye Gui are really the same."
At the beginning, Jiang Chenyu also did the vile thing of pushing back the hen's eggs that had been laying hard for a long time. At that time, he was driven around by the third brother with a stick.
"Let me tell you, Jiang Chenyu also..."
Of course, Jiang Chenyu didn't want him to reveal this old story, so he quickly picked up the snow on the ground and threw it at Jiang Baifan.
Jiang Baifan didn't check for a while, and was hit on the head and face by the fluffy snow, and the snow fell to his neck, making him shiver from the cold.
"Jiang Chenyu, you bastard..."
In a rage, Jiang Baifan also bent down and rolled up the snow.
Compact the fluffy snow until it is bigger than a fist.
Seeing the fun, Ye Gui also bent down to roll up the snow.
Only Pei Min was still watching the hens lay eggs.
Jiang Baifan stared at Jiang Chenyu, aiming at the opportunity to throw the huge snowball at him, Ye Gui, who was in the snowball, suddenly stood up.
Seeing the snowball falling towards Jiang Chenyu, it was like a conditioned reflex, and he stopped it with a quick move.
"Can't hit me?" Jiang Chenyu froze for a moment, rolled his eyes, and took the opportunity to hide behind Ye Gui.
Ye Gui was tall and big, and when he stood there, he directly protected Jiang Chenyu from the air.
After Jiang Chenyu had a human-shaped shield, he still stuck out half of his head and stuck out his tongue towards Jiang Baifan, "Slightly slightly..."
Jiang Baifan was so angry that his teeth itched, and he threw a few more snowballs in a fit of anger, but Ye Gui stopped him after smashing them a few times.
Jiang Baifan hummed angrily, then subconsciously called out "Pei Min."
Pei Min, who was still watching the chicken lay eggs, was stunned when he heard his voice, stood up and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Baifan pouted, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn Jiang Chenyu just hit me, look, he hit me on the head."
The voice clearly sounded angrily, but it sounded inexplicably aggrieved in Pei Min's ears.
Pei Min hummed, and reached out to brush the broken snow off Jiang Baifan's head with light and gentle movements.
"Then we smash it back."
As soon as Jiang Baifan's eyes lit up, he was waiting for his words.
Jiang Chenyu on the opposite side was still stunned, standing three or four steps behind Ye Gui.
Ye Gui was a head taller than him.
Thinking that Jiang Baifan's snowball would never hit him on the head, he said arrogantly: "Come on, come on, hit me..."
Pei Min bent down, made a big snowball, took aim, and jumped...
He is used to playing basketball, his movements are smooth and smooth, and he is as accurate as he is playing basketball when he hits a snowball.
On the opposite side, Jiang Chenyu was still flustered, but a snowball fell from the sky, hitting his head and face with precision.
Jiang Chenyu: "..."
This grudge is on the record.
Immediately afterwards, the four of them started a scuffle.
Jiang Baifan and Pei Min cooperated very well. Jiang Baifan was only in charge of throwing snowballs, while Pei Min was in charge of throwing and defending.
Pei Min could easily stop the snowball thrown by the other party, and the snowball he threw was so accurate that the people on the other side couldn't dodge it.
Anyway, in this scuffle, Jiang Chenyu and Ye Gui were hit with shards of snow. In the end, the old man told them to have lunch, and this one-sided battle ended.
Jiang Chenyu bent down to shake off the snow from his head, and sat down at the dinner table, still a little unconvinced, glared at Jiang Baifan, then at Pei Min, and finally at Ye Gui beside him.
They are also two people, how come the two people on the opposite side have such a tacit understanding?
Why is Ye Gui so stupid?There was no tacit understanding with him, and the two of them were thrown into a panic by the two opposite people, and they ran away with their heads in their arms.
Ahhhhh... so annoying.
Damn, I can't swallow this breath.
When the food was served, the third brother politely yelled: "Eat, eat, eat with vegetables, please don't be polite, just treat it like you are at home."
After finishing speaking, he still didn't forget to push Jiang Chenyu with his elbow, "Don't patronize eating by yourself, bring food to your friend."
Jiang Chenyu was still angry, picked up a chopstick of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and said intentionally, "Eat it! These eggs are fresh, they were just laid, and when they came out, the shells were still clinging to chicken feces!"
Ye Gui: "..."
Pei Min: "..."
"???" Jiang Baifan: "Are you disgusting?"
"What's disgusting? Let's just eat these grown ones." Jiang Chenyu continued: "And these tomatoes, all drenched in feces, no chemical fertilizers, no pesticides, big and crunchy, delicious."
While talking, he pinched Ye Gui.
But Ye Gui was quite normal, stretched out the bowl to take the food he picked up, ate it with big mouthfuls, and praised: "It's quite delicious."
"Don't just eat vegetables." The old man greeted warmly: "Come here... eat chicken, the old hen that was killed just now."
As he spoke, he stuffed chicken into their bowls.
Pei Min looked at the chicken thighs in the bowl, and subconsciously glanced into the yard.
Ye Gui also seemed to have thought of something, and also took a look into the yard.
After hesitating for a while, he asked, "Where's the hen laying eggs in the corner of the yard?"
The old man pointed to the big plate of stewed chicken in the middle of the dining table, and said with a smile: "Here."
Ye Gui: "..."
Pei Min: "..."
After being silent for a while, Ye Gui asked again: "Did that egg come out?"
"It's born." The old man pointed to the scrambled eggs with tomatoes on the table and said, "Here."
Ye Gui: "..."
Pei Min: "..."
After arriving at Baishui Town, Jiang Chenyu immediately saw the person with the backpack on the bridge.
The man's appearance was unusually handsome, and there seemed to be a stream of autumn water in the slightly raised peach eyes, seeing him, the corners of his lips immediately turned up, and his mouth curled up in a smile.
"Hi, long time no see!"
Ye Gui waved his hand to greet him, and with one stride of straight long legs, three steps in parallel, he stepped beside his electric tricycle.
Jiang Chenyu looked him up and down, saw that he was only carrying a flat bag, and asked, "Where's your suitcase?"
"In the hotel, I'm afraid it's inconvenient to carry it to your house."
"It's quite inconvenient."
"It doesn't matter if it's inconvenient, I'll just go back to the hotel at night."
"Yeah." Jiang Chenyu didn't bother to talk to him any more, he only nodded with his chin on the back seat of the tricycle, and said, "Get in the car."
"Do you want to take this car?" Ye Gui was taken aback, looking at the light blue tricycle with the rainproof cloth in front of him, lost in thought.
"Otherwise." Jiang Chenyu shrugged, "I borrowed this car from someone else. If you don't like it, you can walk if you don't want to do it."
"I don't mind it, I'll sit." After Ye Gui lifted off the blue rainproof cloth, he threw the backpack on it, and after climbing up from the back, he realized that there was nothing in the compartment.
He froze for a moment, then asked again: "Where's the seat? Where should I sit?"
"No seats."
"why?"
"When I went to borrow a car today, the aunt next door said that she removed the seat yesterday and went to the market to pull two pigs. I haven't had time to install it today. Or... are you squatting?"
Ye Gui: ...
No wonder, when I got in, I smelled a strange smell.
He frowned, then got out of the car in a smooth manner, and squeezed his ass next to Jiang Chenyu.
"Range."
"What are you doing?" Jiang Chenyu was pushed aside by him, his hand holding the wheel could hardly reach the gas handle: "You squeezed me, I can't ride like this, you sit in the back."
"No! The back is too smelly. You can still sit if you squeeze the front. It's really not good. You sit on me."
Jiang Chenyu: "??"
Ye Gui patted his slender legs, raised his eyebrows and said, "The leather chair is soft and warm, it's provided for free, do you want to try it?"
Jiang Chenyu spat, and scolded angrily, "Go to hell."
"I don't have a master." Ye Gui sat in front of him flawlessly, as if he couldn't see Jiang Chenyu's stinky face.
"Don't you really want to sit? Ordinary people don't have this opportunity."
"This opportunity is for you, do you want it?" Jiang Chenyu glared at him.
"Yes." Ye Gui smiled and said, "Is your leg for me to sit on?"
Jiang Chenyu: "..."
Jiang Chenyu: "Are you sick?"
"Do you have any medicine?"
Jiang Chenyu didn't bother to talk to him anymore, he turned the key and turned back on the accelerator.
Along the way, Ye Gui was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, everything seemed so new to him.
"There's so much snow, it's so beautiful, let's have a snowball fight later!"
"Yeah." Jiang Chenyu rolled his eyes and answered him lazily.
"Tsk tsk tsk! Look at that, it's snowing, why are there still trees full of fruit?"
"That's a persimmon tree." Jiang Chenyu rolled his eyes to the sky.
Finally arrived home, just as he got out of the car, Ye Gui became interested in the cooing hen squatting in the corner of the yard.
"What is it doing here?"
"lay egg."
"Eggs?" Ye Gui's eyes lit up, and he asked enthusiastically, "Where did they come from?"
"Chicken ass/butt."
"So that's how it is." Ye Gui stopped there, as if interested, he was really reluctant to leave.
Jiang Chenyu frowned and waited for him for a while, "Are you still in the house?"
"Right now." Ye Gui glanced at the hen, and followed Jiang Chenyu into the house.
After greeting the old man and Jiang Chenyu's family members for a while.
Ye Gui sneaked out again, bent his long legs, and squatted next to the chicken coop, staring at the chicken's butt with piercing eyes.
Jiang Chenyu leaned against the door, frowned and said, "What are you doing? Have you never seen a hen laying eggs?"
Ye Gui didn't raise his head: "I really haven't seen it before."
Jiang Chenyu sneered, didn't bother to talk to him anymore, turned around and left as if he had completed his task.
After returning to the room to play a game, he subconsciously turned his head and glanced out the window. The guy was actually still watching the hen lay eggs.
And next to that guy, there were two more people at some point.
Jiang Baifan and Pei Min didn't know when they came, but now they followed Ye Gui to surround the chicken coop.
Jiang Chenyu twitched the corner of his mouth, and shouted at Jiang Baifan, "What are you doing around the chicken? The chicken is almost scared to death by you."
Jiang Baifan squatted next to Pei Min, a little amused and said: "Pei Min has never seen a chicken lay an egg. I heard Ye Guiyi say that I also want to see how it is born."
Jiang Chenyu: "..."
Where the hell are these city people from?
He twitched the corners of his mouth, brushed a handful of hair irritably, and finally went downstairs.
From a distance, I heard the hen crowing more and more impatiently, and a snow-white egg was slowly exposed. Ye Gui and Pei Min squatted one behind the other, facing the half-baked egg full of eggs. The face is novel.
Jiang Baifan's squatting feet were a little numb, so he went back to the main room to move a low stool.
As soon as he came out, he saw Ye Gui bow his head and say something to Pei Min, Pei Min nodded in agreement.
Then I saw Ye Gui roll up his sleeves, stretch out his index finger to touch the egg, and then he pushed the half-baked egg inside.
Press!up!Enter!go!
Jiang Baifan: "..."
Jiang Chenyu saw this scene just as he went downstairs: "..."
"The hen has worked so hard to lay an egg, but you still have to push it back. You have to lose it?"
Ye Gui was stunned for a moment, and said with some embarrassment: "I just tried to see if I could press it in, but it really did."
Jiang Chenyu: "You are retarded."
Ye Gui looked at the hen feeling guilty, and said, "It should be able to give birth later, right?"
"I can't give birth."
"Eh? What should I do then?"
The two of them asked and answered, and Jiang Baifan, who came to his senses, laughed.
"Pfft hahaha..."
He laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and said to Jiang Chenyu, "You and Ye Gui are really the same."
At the beginning, Jiang Chenyu also did the vile thing of pushing back the hen's eggs that had been laying hard for a long time. At that time, he was driven around by the third brother with a stick.
"Let me tell you, Jiang Chenyu also..."
Of course, Jiang Chenyu didn't want him to reveal this old story, so he quickly picked up the snow on the ground and threw it at Jiang Baifan.
Jiang Baifan didn't check for a while, and was hit on the head and face by the fluffy snow, and the snow fell to his neck, making him shiver from the cold.
"Jiang Chenyu, you bastard..."
In a rage, Jiang Baifan also bent down and rolled up the snow.
Compact the fluffy snow until it is bigger than a fist.
Seeing the fun, Ye Gui also bent down to roll up the snow.
Only Pei Min was still watching the hens lay eggs.
Jiang Baifan stared at Jiang Chenyu, aiming at the opportunity to throw the huge snowball at him, Ye Gui, who was in the snowball, suddenly stood up.
Seeing the snowball falling towards Jiang Chenyu, it was like a conditioned reflex, and he stopped it with a quick move.
"Can't hit me?" Jiang Chenyu froze for a moment, rolled his eyes, and took the opportunity to hide behind Ye Gui.
Ye Gui was tall and big, and when he stood there, he directly protected Jiang Chenyu from the air.
After Jiang Chenyu had a human-shaped shield, he still stuck out half of his head and stuck out his tongue towards Jiang Baifan, "Slightly slightly..."
Jiang Baifan was so angry that his teeth itched, and he threw a few more snowballs in a fit of anger, but Ye Gui stopped him after smashing them a few times.
Jiang Baifan hummed angrily, then subconsciously called out "Pei Min."
Pei Min, who was still watching the chicken lay eggs, was stunned when he heard his voice, stood up and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Baifan pouted, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn Jiang Chenyu just hit me, look, he hit me on the head."
The voice clearly sounded angrily, but it sounded inexplicably aggrieved in Pei Min's ears.
Pei Min hummed, and reached out to brush the broken snow off Jiang Baifan's head with light and gentle movements.
"Then we smash it back."
As soon as Jiang Baifan's eyes lit up, he was waiting for his words.
Jiang Chenyu on the opposite side was still stunned, standing three or four steps behind Ye Gui.
Ye Gui was a head taller than him.
Thinking that Jiang Baifan's snowball would never hit him on the head, he said arrogantly: "Come on, come on, hit me..."
Pei Min bent down, made a big snowball, took aim, and jumped...
He is used to playing basketball, his movements are smooth and smooth, and he is as accurate as he is playing basketball when he hits a snowball.
On the opposite side, Jiang Chenyu was still flustered, but a snowball fell from the sky, hitting his head and face with precision.
Jiang Chenyu: "..."
This grudge is on the record.
Immediately afterwards, the four of them started a scuffle.
Jiang Baifan and Pei Min cooperated very well. Jiang Baifan was only in charge of throwing snowballs, while Pei Min was in charge of throwing and defending.
Pei Min could easily stop the snowball thrown by the other party, and the snowball he threw was so accurate that the people on the other side couldn't dodge it.
Anyway, in this scuffle, Jiang Chenyu and Ye Gui were hit with shards of snow. In the end, the old man told them to have lunch, and this one-sided battle ended.
Jiang Chenyu bent down to shake off the snow from his head, and sat down at the dinner table, still a little unconvinced, glared at Jiang Baifan, then at Pei Min, and finally at Ye Gui beside him.
They are also two people, how come the two people on the opposite side have such a tacit understanding?
Why is Ye Gui so stupid?There was no tacit understanding with him, and the two of them were thrown into a panic by the two opposite people, and they ran away with their heads in their arms.
Ahhhhh... so annoying.
Damn, I can't swallow this breath.
When the food was served, the third brother politely yelled: "Eat, eat, eat with vegetables, please don't be polite, just treat it like you are at home."
After finishing speaking, he still didn't forget to push Jiang Chenyu with his elbow, "Don't patronize eating by yourself, bring food to your friend."
Jiang Chenyu was still angry, picked up a chopstick of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and said intentionally, "Eat it! These eggs are fresh, they were just laid, and when they came out, the shells were still clinging to chicken feces!"
Ye Gui: "..."
Pei Min: "..."
"???" Jiang Baifan: "Are you disgusting?"
"What's disgusting? Let's just eat these grown ones." Jiang Chenyu continued: "And these tomatoes, all drenched in feces, no chemical fertilizers, no pesticides, big and crunchy, delicious."
While talking, he pinched Ye Gui.
But Ye Gui was quite normal, stretched out the bowl to take the food he picked up, ate it with big mouthfuls, and praised: "It's quite delicious."
"Don't just eat vegetables." The old man greeted warmly: "Come here... eat chicken, the old hen that was killed just now."
As he spoke, he stuffed chicken into their bowls.
Pei Min looked at the chicken thighs in the bowl, and subconsciously glanced into the yard.
Ye Gui also seemed to have thought of something, and also took a look into the yard.
After hesitating for a while, he asked, "Where's the hen laying eggs in the corner of the yard?"
The old man pointed to the big plate of stewed chicken in the middle of the dining table, and said with a smile: "Here."
Ye Gui: "..."
Pei Min: "..."
After being silent for a while, Ye Gui asked again: "Did that egg come out?"
"It's born." The old man pointed to the scrambled eggs with tomatoes on the table and said, "Here."
Ye Gui: "..."
Pei Min: "..."
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