Grandpa is here!

"How to chase?" Jiang Baifan blinked his eyes, and said with a confused expression: "I, I don't know."

"I don't know?" Pei Min was taken aback for a moment, the method of empty-handed military intelligence didn't work, and he made a mistake.

He was a little worried and said, "Why don't you know? No one has chased you before? Impossible!"

"Of course it's impossible!" After hearing what he said, Jiang Baifan choked. He lived such a big life and no one had chased him before. How cowardly he was.

Jiang Baifan subconsciously defended himself and said: "There are too many people chasing me, so many that I don't know which one to choose."

"A lot of people are chasing you?" Pei Min froze, his expression became more serious.

Anyway, boasting and not breaking the law, Jiang Baifan straightened his waist, and said brazenly and arrogantly: "Of course, there are so many things."

Pei Min tentatively asked, "How much is it?"

Jiang Baifan was afraid that the cowhide would not be broken, so the lion opened his mouth and said, "A train."

"Oh, I see." Pei Min nodded heartbroken, only feeling that the road ahead will be long and difficult.

He didn't speak, and Jiang Baifan didn't know what to say at all. The main reason was that one of them boasted too much guilt, and the other had too much rival in love.

The two fell into silence, and the atmosphere was a bit strange.

It took a long time to say good night to each other, then turned and left absent-mindedly.

Jiang Baifan returned home, took off his clothes and climbed onto the bed, closed his eyes, but couldn't fall asleep, his mind was always inexplicably thinking about what happened just now, and Pei Min's words were played in a loop.

In a fit of anger, Jiang Baifan simply got up again, picked up his mobile phone and logged on to Baidu, and searched for a few methods on how to chase people.

As a result, he found nothing after reading it for a long time. He was just about to quit when he accidentally saw a promotional message.

Information content: [Teach you how to deal with the gods and goddesses. 】

The following is a brief introduction: I am an old-fashioned emotional master. I have made countless pairs of strangers successfully hold hands and step into the palace of marriage. It can be said that this master is a matchmaker at the moon-level level.

This master is dedicated to solving all kinds of unrequited love / open love / crazy love / unrequited love / cracks in the relationship, etc..., all kinds of relationship-related problems for all friends.

Now add me on Q/Q, I will teach you one hundred and eight ways of chasing people. There are eight lessons in the whole process. No need 99, no [-], only [-], only [-]...

Nine yuan, if you can't buy it, you will suffer a loss, if you can't buy it, you will be fooled...

Nine dollars, you can buy opportunities, you can buy love...

Genuine goods at a fair price, guaranteed not to roll over.

Emotional master, online teaching, you are worth having!

……

"Is this a lie?" Jiang Baifan glanced at it, muttered in a low voice and retreated, thought for a while and clicked in again.

"Anyway, it's only nine yuan, and you can't cheat much. Go and see."

He took a screenshot and added the Q/Q of the emotional master with a small account, and after a while, the other party agreed.

After chatting about some things, Jiang Baifan felt that he seemed to have some skills, so he simply paid nine yuan.

As soon as the money was collected, the emotional master suddenly stopped talking.

Jiang Baifan poked the opponent several times, but the opponent didn't reply.

This……

is a liar!

Hey!

Jiang Baifan was so angry that his chest was tight and short of breath. He was just about to report the other party, but the other party popped up again.

"These days, there are quite a lot of people who are secretly in love. You little whites in love have to be rescued by this master."

"Little friend, my master has recruited a junior for you, do you have any objections to studying together?"

Jiang Baifan sent a question mark, "What?"

"Someone added me just now. I'm from the same city as you, and I have the same problem as you."

The emotional master explained it again, and then said: "This master formed a group, you two learn together, I save time, and you can exchange ideas with each other, kill two birds with one stone, do you think it will work?"

"Huh?" Jiang Baifan was still hesitating.

The emotional master said again: "Originally there were only eight lessons for nine yuan, but now you two are together, and I will give you twelve lessons. You still make money, right?"

Jiang Baifan scratched his head and said indifferently: "Then... let's do it!"

Anyway, he didn't have a crush or a crush, and he added this emotional master just to gain some experience. At least the next time he was asked, he wouldn't be as shameless as an emotional idiot like today.

After he agreed, the emotional master quickly pulled a group, and there were only three people in that group.

One is a master of emotions, one is Jiang Baifan, and the other is a person named Feiyi on Q/Q.

Jiang Baifan poked it open subconsciously and took a look. This account called Feiyi was only a first-level account, and it looked like a trumpet at first glance.

Jiang Baifan scratched his head, inexplicably feeling like laughing.

Emotional Master: "Let's start our first class, are you ready?"

Jiang Baifan sent a "OK."

Feiyi also slowly sent a "OK."

"The first one of the [-] strokes of chasing people is to send charcoal in the snow! This is the most obvious one, but it is also the most difficult one to grasp. Let me briefly explain it. For example... the other party has a stomachache, and the first person you have a crush on sends a WeChat message Telling him to drink more hot water or remember to take medicine is the stupidest way, and it is completely insincere. The second crush took the medicine and sent it to his house. This method is okay, but it is too vulgar and not outstanding. The three cooked porridge by themselves and brought medicine to the door. It is the most advisable to impress each other with careful thinking..."

The emotional master spoke vigorously, but Jiang Baifan felt drowsy.

This……

That's it...

Jiang Baifan simply threw his phone away and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

After getting up the next day, after washing, Jiang Baifan touched his throat and found that it didn't seem to hurt so much.

He took a look at the loquat cream that Pei Min gave him yesterday, hesitating whether to drink more.

But Jiang Min came with a bowl of stewed pears with rock sugar, "Drink this, it's just stewed, drink it to moisten your throat."

After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "It's no worse than your medicines."

Jiang Baifan put down the loquat paste in his hand, took the bowl of rock sugar pears, and the sweet and delicate pear smell hit his face.

Jiang Baifan took a deep breath and praised: "This is good, it looks delicious."

"of course."

After eating rock candy pears, Jiang Baifan was about to go to school. He was sitting on the bus and playing with his mobile phone. Wechat rang, and Jiang Baifan clicked on it. It was Jiang Chenyu who sent it.

【Are you up?where? 】

【get up. 】Jiang Baifan replied: 【On the bus. 】

【When will you arrive at school? 】

【Soon. 】Jiang Baifan said:【Why? 】

[What not to do, I'll wait for you at the gate of Yigao, come quickly. 】

When Jiang Baifan arrived at the school gate, Jiang Chenyu was leaning against the sign and waiting for him.

Jiang Baifan quickly walked over with his schoolbag on his back, wondering: "Why are you waiting for me so early in the morning?"

Jiang Chenyu glanced at him and asked, "Sore throat?"

"Well, how do you know?"

"You have already posted on Moments, and you still ask me how I know?"

Jiang Chenyu rolled his eyes, took out a thermos cup from his pocket and handed it to him, and said irritably, "Drink it, freshly squeezed pear juice, it clears the lungs and moistens the throat."

Jiang Baifan reached out to take it, and smelling the sweet and sweet pear smell, he was moved and said, "Why are you so filial?"

"Cut!" Jiang Chenyu snorted, and said irritably, "My dad saw the Moments you posted, and called me in the middle of the night to ask me to squeeze pear juice for you..."

Jiang Baifan choked, and was about to say that he would never bully him again, but swallowed it back.

Jiang Chenyu glared at him: "What are you looking at? Drink quickly, and return the glass to me after drinking."

Jiang Baifan glared back at him, scolded his unfilial children, unscrewed the bottle cap, gulped down all the pear juice, and then burped for a long time.

As soon as he entered the classroom, Jiang Baifan's buttocks were still warm, Qi Xi also brought a thermos over, handed it to him and said, "You have a sore throat? Jiang Chenchen asked me to bring pear juice early in the morning, hey! Here it is."

"..." Jiang Baifan was speechless, his head ached just looking at the cup.

Qi Xi helped him unscrew the lid, "Drink it soon."

"Can I stop drinking?" Jiang Baifan touched his bulging stomach, subconsciously wanting to refuse.

"That won't work." Qi Xi stubbornly put the cup into his hand, "Being entrusted by others is a matter of life, this is the first time Jiang Chenchen entrusts me to do something, of course I have to do it."

He stared at Jiang Baifan with piercing eyes: "Drink quickly! I will complete the task only if I drink it while watching you."

"What if I don't drink?"

"Then I'll feed you! If it doesn't work, I'll use irrigation."

"..." Jiang Baifan: "Are you going too far?"

"You're too much. It's the first time Chenchen asked me to do something, but you didn't cooperate and wanted me to break my promise. Are we still good brothers?"

Jiang Baifan wrinkled his nose, and said angrily, "You're a little bit more serious than your friends!"

"Don't change the subject." Qi Xi stared at him, and said anxiously, "Just ask if you want to drink?"

"Why don't you drink it?" Jiang Baifan said stiffly: "I've had two drinks early in the morning, and this is your third. I really don't want to drink it anymore."

"Where did you get the two cups?" Qi Xi was taken aback.

"Early in the morning, Jiang Min gave me a bowl of stewed Sydney with rock sugar, and Jiang Chenyu just gave me another cup at the school gate. I really can't drink it now."

"I don't care, they are them, I am me, I advise you to be sensible, drink it quickly, don't be ignorant, if you don't drink..." Qi Xi put down the glass, squatted on the ground and grabbed Jiang Baifan's trousers, "If you don't drink, I'll kneel down and beg you... woo woo woo..."

Jiang Baifan felt a little headache, took a cup and smelled it, the pear smell was very fragrant, but for some reason now, it smelled a little nauseous.

"Drink quickly! Please!" Qi Xi raised her head, pretending to be pitiful, and looked at him eagerly.

Jiang Baifan was funny and annoyed, but seeing his pitiful appearance, he swallowed the glass of pear juice while holding back his nausea.

After drinking a glass of pear juice, he could only feel the sound of water in his stomach. As long as he moved, it would gurgling non-stop. The pear juice almost filled his throat, and his mouth was full of pear flavor.

Qi Xi: "Have you finished drinking?"

Jiang Baifan burped for a long time: "It's over."

Qi Xi patted him on the shoulder gratefully: "Thank you, brother, I can go to work after class."

After morning self-study, Jiang Baifan ran to the toilet before going to the cafeteria happily. Early in the morning, he ate a cup of pear stewed with rock sugar and drank two cups of freshly squeezed pear juice. His stomach was filled with water and hiccups It's all Sydney flavor, and now I can finally eat something.

Jiang Baifan happily ordered fried dough sticks and noodles, and then he and Qi Xi went to find a seat with the breakfast.

Pei Min had already secured a seat for him, and waved to him when he saw it from a distance.

Pei Min's appearance was outstanding, and he stood out among the crowd. Even though he was far away, Jiang Baifan saw him at a glance, his eyes lit up, and he immediately wanted to pull Qi Xi over.

"Qi Xi, hurry up, someone has reserved a seat for us."

"where?"

"There."

Jiang Baifan carried the plate and passed without thinking. Just as he sat down, Pei Min took out a thermos from somewhere and handed it to him.

"Don't eat breakfast, drink this first."

"What?" Jiang Baifan was taken aback, suddenly feeling bad.

Sure enough, in the next second, Pei Min opened the lid, and the sweet and greasy pear juice instantly filled the air.

Jiang Baifan felt uncomfortable when he smelled this smell. Now his tongue was sharp and his teeth were cracked, and even his throat smelled of pears. He touched his swollen belly and felt it was full of pear juice, and stood up abruptly.

Pei Min looked at him puzzled, and said, "Does your throat still hurt? I squeezed pear juice, you can drink some first."

Jiang Baifan: "..."

Uh?

Is it too late to leave now with breakfast?

Qi Xi who was sitting by the side was stunned for a moment, her eyes were full of doubts and smiles.

Ah...is this already the fourth glass of pear juice?

He looked sideways at Jiang Baifan with a disheveled face, and laughed outright, not knowing whether to envy or feel sorry for him.

Jiang Baifan didn't look at Pei Min's expectant expression, didn't even think about it, subconsciously refused: "I won't drink it, and I won't drink it even if I die."

The author has something to say: one hundred and eight moves in chasing a wife, the first move is to take the lead before making a move.