Grandpa is here!

Jiang Baifan was a little anxious, but everyone in class three was so shocked that they couldn't extricate themselves.

At this moment, only Qi Xi looked excitedly at the photo.

"Oops! Now I have a kind of right atrium that collects blood from the whole body and pumps it from the pulmonary artery to the right ventricle. At this time, the pulmonary artery is filled with venous blood. Through the gas exchange in the lungs, it becomes oxygen-rich arterial blood, which is sent by the pulmonary vein. to the left atrium, and then through the aorta of the left ventricle to pump sensation throughout the body."

"..." Jiang Baifan looked at him like a fool.

"Can you speak human language?"

"I'm tempted!"

"Get lost!" Jiang Baifan kicked him.

"Just kidding! Although you are good-looking, I still like women." Qi Xi easily dodged.

"If you are serious, you will die?"

"You will die." Qi Xi said with a hippie smile: "Back to the point! Brother Fan, I said from the beginning that your women's clothing is unique, you still don't believe it, do you believe it now? School girl! Hehehehe∽Brother Fan is awesome! My vision is also awesome!"

"This isn't a school girl, it's a fucking joke." Jiang Baifan threw away his phone and scratched his hair annoyedly: "Why did things go astray like this? My mentality has collapsed, and TM is... outrageous! They Can't you see my Adam's apple?"

Qi Xi shook her head: "I can't see it."

"When I first shouted the slogan, couldn't they hear my duck voice?"

Qi Xi continued to shake her head: "I can't hear you."

Jiang Baifan stared at him: "Qi Xi, you are enough! Can you stop making sarcastic remarks? I'm already bored to death."

Qi Xi blinked innocently: "Brother Fan, what's there to worry about? It's a good thing to look good! Only people who are not good-looking like me should worry."

"You worry about a woolen yarn!"

Qi Xi spread her hands: "I'm worried that no one will chase me."

Jiang Baifan snorted: "It sounds like someone is chasing me."

"You haven't?"

"No."

"Damn! How is it possible?" Qi Xi didn't believe it at all: "I didn't say it, as long as you say "Say", the people chasing you will line up from here to France, okay?"

"Say!...Say, say!" Jiang Baifan wrinkled his nose, shrugged and said, "I have said three times, where is the person chasing me?"

Qi Xi: "..."

Qi Xi: "Stop making trouble."

"I didn't make a fuss."

"I'm serious, when you came out today, not to mention girls, even boys looked at you with dick-like expressions. The real beauty is the indistinguishable male and female."

"fart."

Qi Xi said seriously: "Not to mention anything else, the students in our class clearly know that you are a man disguised as a woman, and you still have a frightened face, so you know how attractive you are."

"Who in our class is excited?"

"Everyone is moving."

"How do I not notice?"

"That's because you missed the point."

"What's the point?"

"The point is..." Qi Xi squinted her eyes and smiled wickedly, leaning into Jiang Baifan's ear and whispering: "It's a chicken or not, this chicken is not the other! Understand?"

Jiang Baifan: "..."

After a long time, with a dark face, he kicked Qi Xi viciously.

"You old pervert! I don't want to talk to you anymore. By the way, Qi Xi, I'll leave this matter to you."

"It's not my business?"

"If you hadn't asked me to wear women's clothes, things would have turned out like this? In the end, you have the most credit, so you find a way to solve it."

"How can I solve it?"

"Did you move your head too much, the adrenaline soared, and your brain didn't work?"

Qi Xi nodded shamelessly: "It's a bit."

Jiang Baifan glared at him, wishing he could knock open his head and see what was inside.

"How can I solve it! You go to the post bar and leave a message, saying that I am a man, and let them cancel the ticket."

"That's good, why do you want to withdraw the vote?"

"You fucking say a little more, I will break up with you, and I will never communicate with you."

Qi Xi was reluctant in every possible way, but seeing Jiang Baifan's fierce look, he was really afraid that he would break up with him, so he could only nod reluctantly.

"Oh! I'll take a screenshot and go."

"Cut a ghost!"

"You are the first school belle in the history of Chengnan No. [-] High School, and even from ancient times to the present, so why don't you cut a video to commemorate it?" Qi Xi said proudly: "In the future, I can be very proud to share with others Say, look! My brother is amazing, he is the school belle of No. [-] High School, the unique school belle."

Jiang Baifan: "..."

Gan!

It's not very harmful and very insulting...

At this moment, I don't know why, but I really have the urge to strangle him to death. How could he be friends with such wisdom.

Ten minutes later, Qi Xi's post on the school forum broke the news, and then it became breaking news again!

Immediately after the rosy post about the school flower to be selected, several other rosy posts popped up, and the number of clicks and comments kept increasing.

【shock!The new school beauty turned out to be a boy! 】

[Little cutie from class one and three in high school looks over. 】

[True beauty is indisputable!Can be salty or salty, handsome or beautiful! 】

[Why can boys look so good-looking?Where do you want me to put my face as a girl? 】What's even more incredible is that Jiang Baifan's ranking did not drop because everyone found out that he was a boy, but rose even higher. Even some people who don't play Tieba registered an account just for him to come in and vote .

The comments below the post are even more amazing.

"If there is a rank in disguise as a man, he is definitely at the level of a king."

"Ahhh! I've seen him in person, and after I've seen him, I will feel a huge gap when I look at other people! Why does a boy look so good, his face is so small! He has pink skin, and his smile is super healing , Ahhh! I feel like I can do it again..."

"Gongzhen! If a man wants to be flamboyant, there's nothing wrong with a woman."

"There is a saying that is true! Boys, either wear military uniforms and guard one side; or wear suits and plan strategies; or wear medical uniforms to save lives and heal the wounded; if it is not possible, wear women's clothing and harm one side."

"I used to think that I only like good-looking women, but then I found out that I only like good-looking people! I'm so superficial!"

"Do they still need sweepers in class three? I want to be a transfer student!"

"..."

In the message, some students are holding the mentality of watching the excitement and not thinking it is a big deal, while some students are afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

"My sexual orientation has somewhat changed."

"Brother, I really don't blame you, who can stand up to this!"

"In this troubled world, I am willing to put down my body and do one for you!"

"The phantom limb stiffens, showing a little respect."

"..."

At the same time, the waiting list for the school grass has also changed. Jiang Baifan's vote ranking has risen wildly, from the original thirteen to the third in an instant.

"We, Jiangjiang, never bow down to others. The school's flower list is the same! The school's draft list is also the same!"

"Sisters, I'll go first."

"..."

After the unremitting efforts of all the students, after half an hour, Jiang Baifan's ranking climbed from the third to the second, and quickly narrowed the distance with Ye Gui.

"It's... outrageous."

For this unexpected result, Jiang Baifan's nose was almost crooked when he returned to the dormitory. He threw away his mobile phone and lay down on the bed in despair.

When Pei Min came back, he saw Jiang Baifan paralyzed by salted fish.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Jiang Baifan glanced at the door and said weakly, "You're back."

"Yeah." Pei Min walked over silently, his face darkened, he stood by the bed for a long while before he spoke: "You..."

Jiang Baifan was irritated by conditioned reflex.

Pei Min won't be the same as before, saying that he looks good in women's clothing!Or praise him like Qi Xi?

I'm really tired of it.

"You don't want to wear women's clothing anymore, it's not good."

Unexpectedly, Pei Min did not praise him for his good looks like the last two times.

Jiang Baifan was taken aback, and looked up, Pei Min was also looking at him, but his eyes were no longer pure surprise, but there were some other things he couldn't understand, dark as if he was trying to suppress wearing something.

But no matter what, Jiang Baifan felt relieved instantly, and his little grandson was still sensible.

Without thinking about it, he nodded, "I won't wear it anymore, it's annoying me to death."

After hearing this, Pei Min's dark face improved, and he seemed to think of something, and said slowly: "I remember you still have a game this afternoon, so don't worry about these things."

Jiang Baifan glanced at his phone, his ranking in the post is still rising rapidly.

Looking at the rapidly increasing numbers, Jiang Baifan felt a little headache. He rolled around, covered his head under the quilt, and said sullenly: "How can you not be annoying? These people really don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, lest the world will not chaos."

"It's okay, leave the rest to me."

Pei Min took off his coat and took out his computer.

"What do you mean by giving it to you? Do you have a solution?"

"Ah."

Seeing his confident appearance, Jiang Baifan immediately regained his energy, quickly got up, and sat obediently beside him.

Pei Min opened some program, his fingers danced on the keyboard, and dense characters began to appear on the black web page.

"What are you doing?"

"Hacking the school's forum." Pei Min didn't hide it.

Jiang Baifan wasn't surprised either, he knew Pei Min would do this a long time ago, when he first moved in, he was still surprised for a long time when he saw such a magical thing.

Later, I got used to it, but I didn't expect this to come in handy.

The bedroom was very quiet, only the sound of fingers tapping the keyboard quickly.

Those black characters dazzled Jiang Baifan, and he turned his eyes to Pei Min's hand typing on the keyboard.

I have to say that Pei Min's hands are really good-looking, with perfect proportions, slender knuckles, full of youthful air.

Jiang Baifan clicked his tongue softly, it's a pity that such a beautiful hand is not used to play the piano!

wrong!It's good to type on the keyboard, and it's even better to help yourself with homework.

After a long time, Pei Min said: "It's ok, you can go to the forum and have a look."

Jiang Baifan turned on the phone obediently, clicked in and took a look, only to find that the few red posts had been set to prohibit reply by the administrator.

The most important thing is that the original deadline for voting for the school flower and school grass election was three days away, but it was closed early.

Jiang Baifan is second, and Ye Gui narrowly wins!

And Jiang Baifan is no longer in the school flower list, and No.1 is still Lan Lili.

Sure enough, there was an uproar in the post.

"Damn it! How come the time has expired?"

"I haven't voted my Jiang to be No. 1 in the school draft yet. My Jiang Jiang is only number one, not number two."

"That's it."

"Wait! What's going on with the school belle list? Where's Jiang?"

"He's obviously already ranked first, why should he be removed?"

"It's Lan Lili again, did you make a mistake?"

Administrator 008: [Boys are boys, girls are girls, why is there a boy in the school flower list, can gender be used as a joke? ] There are still people who are not convinced and are ready to protest.

Administrator 008 is at it again.

[This post is forbidden to post!It is also not allowed to make a fuss about the version and slaughter the version, and the account of the offender will be blacked out forever. 】The administrator on the other side of the network looked confused, why can't he control his account?Will it reply automatically?Had a supernatural event happen?

But it's good to settle this matter like this. I've been making trouble for several days because of this matter, and it's been messed up.

This side of bedroom 304.

Jiang Baifan watched the farce end, and asked happily and worriedly: "Is this all right?"

"Okay, I'll make two more breaking news, and everyone's attention will be diverted. The Internet has no memory. At most, the day after tomorrow, this matter will be forgotten."

"But now, won't they have any objections?" Jiang Baifan asked hesitantly.

"It doesn't matter, the public opinion is made by followers. The administrator issued a warning, and they dare not make trouble on the forum. I will post another post, and then just hack a few accounts and come out with rhythm."

"Okay, thank you." Jiang Baifan breathed a sigh of relief. In order to thank him, he poured a cup of hot coffee for Pei Min graciously.

Although it was late autumn at this time, the sun at noon was still quite strong. The sun came in through the window and scattered all over the floor like gold, adding a lot of heat to the dormitory.

Pei Min took off his school uniform early, and now he was wearing a T-shirt, probably because he was a little hot after drinking a cup of hot coffee, so he rolled up the T-shirt a little.

Jiang Baifan sat on the side boredly, waiting for him to deal with the follow-up matters, while his eyes were darting aimlessly, after he glanced at his hands, he glanced at the keyboard, after he glanced at the keyboard, he glanced at the table, after he glanced at the table,... accidentally He caught a glimpse of the abdominal muscles under Pei Min's lifted T-shirt.

"Not bad! You actually have abdominal muscles?" Jiang Baifan was stunned for a while, then took a look at his clothes, and was disappointed at his white belly.

Pei Min paused when he was typing on the keyboard, and reflexively wanted to cover up his clothes, but looked back at Jiang Baifan, endured this action again, and continued typing on the keyboard with a blank expression.

Jiang Baifan didn't care about him, looked at him again and again, poked his abdominal muscles with his fingers enviously, and then exclaimed: "Wow! It's quite hard."

Pei Min's expressionless face finally collapsed, with a helpless expression.

"It feels good!"

"Don't make trouble."

Pei Min's voice was obviously serious, but it was subconsciously tinged with indulgence in people's ears.

"I'm not making trouble, I'm just a little envious." Jiang Baifan reached out and poked again.

Warm fingers gently poked at the waist, like a cat's tail scratching, and the scratcher felt itchy.

Pei Min's eyebrows trembled, her voice was low and hoarse: "Don't poke, something will happen."

"Tsk! You're stingy, if you don't poke it, you won't poke it! By the way, how much do you have? One, two, three, four, five, six? Huh..."

While counting, Jiang Baifan asked in surprise, "You actually have six-pack abs?"

"It's eight yuan!" Pei Min paused, and said in a hoarse voice: "There are two yuan under the trousers, do you want to see it?"

Jiang Baifan: "???"