Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Bai Yao said gloomyly: "Don't talk to me like that with his face."

"Hahahahaha." A cheerful laugh came from the other end of the phone, jokingly said, "You can't see."

The footsteps stopped abruptly in the dim fire escape, and Bai Yao's voice froze. "Remember, you are Li Xia who protects the common people, put away your charming and lewd aura. Next time, I will peel off your skin."

"Hey, hey, I'm joking." The other end of the phone finally begged for mercy, and said seriously: "The other side has noticed me, what should I do now?"

Bai Yao frowned. "Wait where you are, I'll pick you up." He said and turned off the screen, and the black figure disappeared into the corridor in a flash.

The winter solstice will be two days away, and many stores on the street have started to launch limited-edition activities for winter solstice dumplings. There are all kinds of dumplings, and human beings can always pack a plain festival with great commercial value. Some stores even launched a variety of beautifully packaged boxes. The dumplings are wrapped in a gift box of 24k gold-plated paper.Bai Yao hurried past the huge poster in front of a store, glanced at it inadvertently, and then stopped.In the center of the poster, the mouth-watering vegetarian shrimp dumpling comes into view—white and tender shrimp, green leeks and pale yellow eggs. The picture is still shining with crystal oil, which makes people salivate Three feet.The corners of the cold eyes could not help but droop, his face softened, and he walked into the shop.

That person must like it.

After Bai Yao left, Chu Yunfei looked at Jiang Yu, looked at Jiang Yu, looked at Jiang Yu...

Jiang Yu felt uncomfortable being stared at by his shameless gaze, picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it over. "You've fallen in love with brother! Do you want to check your brand tonight!"

Chu Yunfei lowered his waist and easily dodged, folded his arms in a pretentious gesture to evade: "Don't dare, give me ten guts and don't dare to snatch someone from Master Bai." With his feet floating closer to the ground, lying on his stomach On the back of the sofa, he said meanly: "Honestly, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it if I was killed. Master Bai would laugh, and still laugh so...so..." He really couldn't use the word gentle With Bai Yao, he could only shut up resentfully.

Jiang Yu rolled his eyes, and heheed twice in a speechless voice.

"Hey." Chu Yunfei stretched his neck over his big face, his expression gradually greasy and wretched.

Jiang Yu's back felt cold and moved aside while hugging the pillow.

"Have you..." Before Chu Yunfei finished speaking, Jiang Yu knew that his dog's mouth was about to vomit something, so he swung the pillow, pinned him on the sofa, and smashed him on the head. "What the hell are you thinking! Go wash your brain with toilet cleaner."

Chu Yunfei broke free, hurriedly floated to the ceiling, repeated his old tricks and swished his long tongue, and said cheaply: "I can't hit it, I can't hit it~"

Jiang Yu stepped on the sofa with bare feet, picked up the pillow and smashed his feet against the ceiling. "Come down, come down for me if you have the ability."

Chu Yunfei floated out of his reach, laughing loudly. "It must have been done. Look at you, you are so angry. Hahahahahaha, you bitch, you will be fucked one day. Are you happy?"

"Shut up!" Jiang Yu bounced on the sofa, but still couldn't reach it, picked up one pillow after another on the sofa and smashed it like a pea shooter at Chu Yunfei.

Chu Yunfei floated all over the room, pillows came one after another, vases, and photo frames all failed to escape the fate of being smashed, and he did not forget to provoke while fleeing. "It's so fierce, so fierce, there is a comrade here who is so fierce~"

"Fuck you!" Jiang Yu was in a hurry. I really don't know where he learned these modern words, and he chased him all over the room with a pillow, just like the third world war between ghosts and ghosts. "Fatty man, it's over if I catch you!"

When Bai Yao came back with the dumpling gift box, he was stunned for a moment when he saw the mess in the house.Then I saw Jiang Yu lying on the sofa facing him exhaustedly, his head fell from the sofa cushion, his hair drooped, and now the length seemed to hang down to the ground.

He walked over to put the dumplings on the messy tea table, and couldn't help lowering his head and stabbing his tender lips. "What's wrong? Do you want to change houses?"

Seeing that pretty face fell into sight, Jiang Yu sat up abruptly, with his messy hair on his head, and said fiercely: "Give me a talisman, I'm going to shoot that bitch in the sewer to death!"

Chu Yunfei sensed Bai Yao's return from a long distance away, and quickly ran back to the sewer to avoid disaster.So-and-so is now the big brother's heart, and he doesn't want to try Ming Hong's happiness at all.

Bai Yao could see that he was in a good mood, otherwise the people who pick and search on weekdays would not have smashed so many things at once, so he trimmed his hair with his fingers, and took out a small bag from his inner pocket. The black hair circle tied it for him in twos and outs, and pushed Liu Hai aside.Changed the subject abruptly: "Where's Qiqi? Why haven't I seen her?"

Since he left before, there has been no smell of Jiang Xiangqi in the house.

Jiang Yu sat up and wiped the mess on his feet with a paper towel. Just now he accidentally stepped on the glass of the photo frame and cut a small hole, and red blood leaked out. Wet wipes, tearing open the package with his mouth, pulling out and pressing on the wound, took the time to answer: "I went to her classmate's house, and I won't be back tonight."

"Oh." Bai Yao responded casually, his eyes stopped on the wet wipe soaked with blood, and he frowned slightly, holding his hand pressing the wound and picking it up. "Why are you so careless." As he spoke, he knelt down in front of the sofa with one knee, his hand was covered with crystal blue light, and the small wound disappeared together with the pain.

Jiang Yu saw his rare soft face, with distressed eyes, couldn't help wrapping his arms around his neck and kissed his snow-white face, and said obediently: "Isn't there my little Ding Dong?"

"You..." Being so dependent on him, Bai Yao felt helpless and wanted to laugh, so he picked up the slippers and put them on for him. "Even without me, you have to take good care of yourself."

"I know." Jiang Yu responded casually, his eyes drawn away by the exquisite gift box on the coffee table. "I'll go." Holding the heavy gift box, he stared at the golden logo on it, dumbfounded. "Shangpinjia's limited edition three delicacies dumplings, this one is very expensive."

Bai Yao said: "It's not expensive, if you like it, I'll send someone to send two more copies tomorrow."

Jiang Yu couldn't put it down, he loves the food of this restaurant the most, the seafood is amazing, holding the box and reluctant to let go, pretending to refuse and welcome. "This is not good, what a luxury."

But in fact, for a person like Bai Yao who is going to buy a Mediterranean island to build a ski resort in the Arctic and Antarctic Circles, it is a slap in the face for his wife to eat two meals of dumplings as luxury.

"It's okay." Bai Yao unbuttoned his suit jacket and put it on the sofa. He unbuttoned the cuffs of his shirt and rolled them up twice to reveal his snow-white and firm forearms. He looked around at the mess and seemed to be thinking about where to start cleaning it up.

Jiang Yu thought that he would say sweetly next time: "As long as you like it" or "It's worth the money you spend on the food you like."

As a result, Bai Yao picked up the pillow closest to his feet and patted it, and said lightly, "The owner of this store is named Bai."

Jiang Yu was keenly aware that these words seemed familiar, as expected.

Bai Yao's next sentence was: "It's called Bai Yao."

Jiang Yu: "..." He has had a wish since a long time ago. When he has money, he will eat the food from this store every day. Three meals a day will be abalone rice and Buddha jumping over the wall. Now this wish is about to come true suddenly. up.Looking at Bai Yao's eyes is more pious than looking at dumplings, and he has never felt the pleasure of hugging his thigh so intimately like this moment.

Ceng stood up and stomped the gift box on the tea table, took Bai Yao's arm and turned around to press him on the sofa. It was a familiar and long-lost dogleg life, and he couldn't help feeling a little nostalgic. He stared at that snow-white face and said sincerely: "Boss Sit down, I will do the rough work, you rest."

Bai Yao tilted his head, looking at this man with a funny face,

Jiang Yu settled down with the boss, walked into the kitchen and put his hands on the clean surface of the sink, took a deep breath and roared at the water outlet. "Don't hide, fat man, come out and clean up quickly."

Will he do it himself?Wrong, that culprit should not try to escape.

Chu Yunfei pretended not to hear in the dark, damp and even rotten-smelling sewer, smelling the smell of rotten food and escaping the coercion of the great magician.

Jiang Yu had expected it a long time ago, and just after the first sentence, he howled: "If you don't come out again, I will replace the incense candles you eat with cheap ones from the farmer's market."

As soon as Comrade A Piao heard it, he became energetic for a moment, and roared out from the water outlet, with a majestic momentum like a dragon going out to sea!

He rushed to the living room, crying and howling: "Get out of the way, let me do it. I love cleaning, don't fight with me!" While howling, he walked out of the bathroom and began to wave the broom proficiently, and the garbage was picked up They were tidied up in a hurry, the movements were quick, the hands and feet were agile, and the cleaning was in place——amazing.

Jiang Yu leaned on the kitchen door frame with his arms folded, watching him do his homework in high spirits, it was hard to imagine that this man was the King of Duo Luo, who was under one man and above ten thousand people.

Just a few hundred years can change a person beyond recognition.Bai Yao said that the only constant in this world is change, but there is another thing that may be eternal, just like Chu Yunfei and Bai Pingwei, Bai Yao waited for 10 years.

Loess dry bones, only love is immortal.

Bai Yao picked up the box amidst the flying trash, walked to the kitchen and pushed Jiang Yu in to close the door.

Jiang Yu was still watching A Piao's juggling with great interest, when suddenly someone pushed in and hugged his waist, his lower abdomen was tightly pressed against Bai Yao's... He raised his head to look at the handsome smiling face.

"That..." Jiang Yu said awkwardly, "I haven't eaten yet."

"Okay." Bai Yao bit his lips lightly, and let go of his arm. "You eat dumplings, I eat you."

Bai Yao started the fire proficiently, made a soup base with shallots, took out the box of overpacked dumplings and threw them into the pot one by one, picked up the small bamboo spatula on the wall and stirred slowly clockwise, the rising steam touched his white eyelashes.Jiang Yu leaned against the pool and watched his movements quietly.Bai Yao is always very relaxed when cooking, and there is even a faint smile on the corners of his lips, as if he is enjoying the process.

Jiang Yu looked at the ring on his fingertip.

He has been wandering alone and helpless for so many years, his body and mind are almost numb, but he did not expect to be warmed into his heart by a cold person in the end.

What is happiness, probably is to have a home, someone to wait for, and a meal to eat.

Jiang Yu raised his feet and walked around behind Bai Yao, who had a straight body, slowly stretched out his arms from behind and gradually wrapped them around his waist, leaning his head lightly on his firm back.

Holding the spoon in his hand, Bai Yao turned his head and asked with a chuckle, "What's wrong?"

How could this rambunctious person be so obedient all of a sudden.

"Bai Yao." Jiang Yu had a very clear idea at the moment, he suddenly felt that he had been consuming this person's feelings for so long, and he didn't even say a serious word of encouragement, She leaned on his back and said softly: "It's natural for rivers to flow into the sea, and I'll only tell you if I'm determined."

Slowly close your eyes. "So, I love you."