Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Qi Yueyue woke up again in that cave sheltering from the rain.The rain at the entrance of the cave has stopped, and a few withered and yellow vines are scattered from above.She shook her head, looking at Jiang Xiangqi who was still sleeping beside her in a daze for a moment.

Jiang Yu was sitting not far from her, fiddling with grilled eggplants on the stone slab, holding a tong made of peeled rattan in one hand, and fanning under the improvised stove made of stones with a stack of broken tree leaves in the other. Hearing the noise, he turned his head and glanced. "you're awake."

Qi Yueyue nodded, got up, looked at Jiang Yu with a dull look, and said in a daze, "I remember we came in to hide from the rain, and then warmed up..." She clutched her temples, struggling to recall. "Why did I fall asleep?" My mind was a mess, like someone who woke up after a hangover, and there was a big blank in the middle of the memory.

"Later it rained non-stop. You and Xiang Qi felt bored and fell asleep." Bai Yao came out of the dark hole with a bundle of broken wooden boards and put them beside Jiang Yu. He picked up one and broke it with his hands and threw it away. Under the simple stove, the flames swallowed the dry firewood.

Ever since Bai Yao thought he was forgiven for telling everything, this man has always had an unconcealable smile on his face. Dyed golden and soft.

It was as if his heart was being pinched, Jiang Yu decided to suppress all the estrangement and unhappiness, continue to pretend that he didn't notice anything, and let the two of them get along peacefully like this.As if nothing had happened, he looked at the raging fire and complained. "You are burning the boiler. It is so hot that it will burn."

Xuebai made a false move with his hands calmly, the tongue of fire weakened obviously, Bai Yao carefully asked: "Do you think this is okay?"

Jiang Yu didn't know why, as long as he saw this person showing weakness, his heart would melt away, he couldn't care about anything, and smiled: "Yes."

"Oh..." Listening to Bai Yao's words, Qi Yueyue murmured, and the blank memory began to extend to both ends, slowly connecting the front and back and running through it completely. "That's right, I forgot."

She shook her dazed head, and then noticed that Jiang Yu was making food, her eyes lit up and she got up happily: "Ah, Brother Jiang Yu, you are making barbecue, I will help you."

She jumped to Jiang Yu's side in one stride and two strides, helping to turn over the barbecue on the slate.

Because the barbecue grill was not available, Bai Yao temporarily found a piece of shale to wash it clean instead, and found some pepper star anise on the mountain road. They said it was ground with stones, but in fact, Bai Yao kneaded it with his hands and made it into a fine powder. .

Thinly sliced ​​rabbit meat, Chinese caterpillar fungus, wild eggplant and dried peppers from the mountains, and unknown dry but very sweet fruits.All these edible foods were found by Bai Yao from this barren mountain.

High-end ingredients often only need low-end processing. All materials come from nature, which is really authentic. The high-end version of survival in the wilderness is like a cave on the tip of the tongue with low configuration.

Jiang Xiangqi also woke up soon, and just like Qi Yueyue, she couldn't remember anything, and only remembered what happened under Bai Yao's "guidance".

The time in the enchantment is still compared to the outside world. It was only afternoon at this time, and the four of them were busy grilling, eating and drinking until the evening, when the things in the bag were almost consumed, and then they took advantage of the afterglow to go down the mountain.

The warm air in the car was fully turned on. Jiang Xiangqi and Qi Yueyue were exhausted all day. Although the memory was lost, those physical and psychological fatigues did exist. Surrounded by all-pervasive comfort, the two leaned against each other on the back seat fell asleep.

Jiang Yu confirmed through the rearview mirror that the two were fast asleep, and asked in a low voice, "When do you plan to go there?"

This time it was Meng Po and Meng Po Tang again. The ten palaces and emperors who stole their souls could be said to be shitting on his head. Bai Yao would be too stupid to care about this Underworld Emperor.

Bai Yao held the car firmly and drove, staring at the vast darkness beyond the dipped headlights ahead, and said expressionlessly, "After sending you back, I'll go and reason with them."

Jiang Yu: "Huh?" Looking at the people around him in surprise, he said in disbelief, "You can still be reasonable?"

Shouldn't it be direct.

"En." Bai Yao twitched the corners of his lips. "Tell me my reasoning."

Jiang Yu didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd, but it definitely wouldn't be a good thing. The person behind the Ten Palace was Cang Ming.

"I am with you."

Bai Yao didn't answer right away, but lowered his eyes. After he got out of the cave, he put on the sunglasses again, covering half of his face, so that people couldn't see his expression clearly.After a moment of silence, he spoke. "Um."

Jiang Yu leaned heavily on the soft backrest. He had exhausted both his physical strength and his mental strength these days. Being warmed by the warm wind, his body slowly relaxed and retracted into the soft backrest. I don't know if Bai Yao is On purpose, the seats in every car are so comfortable.

Bai Yao drove very steadily, and it didn't take long for Jiang Yu to yawn in this comfortable environment, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and finally they touched each other heavily.

When he opened his eyes again, what he saw was Chu Yunfei's big gray face that was almost pressed against his face.

How about just waking up to see a grimace in front of his eyes, the horror of the scene is comparable to the midnight bell doubled to the power of [-], Jiang Yu's nerves are also "bang" broken at this moment after thousands of trials!

"Damn it!" Jiang he howled in shock, his body reacted several times faster than his brain. Before the ending of the first word fell and the second word was pronounced, Comrade A Piao had already been decisively kicked by him. It flew to the opposite wall and became an abstract New Year painting.

Chu Yunfei was like a piece of paper, falling off the wall lightly, and then like inflating a balloon, it slowly bulged up and returned to its human form.

He floated over angrily and pointed at the tip of Jiang Yu's nose and complained bitterly: "Jiang Yu, do you still want to be in love with me forever!"

"Get lost!" Jiang Yu was still in shock, and he put his hand on his chest and yelled back angrily: "I'm sleeping, what the hell are you doing so close to me, I have flowers on my face!"

Chu Yunfei crossed his legs in mid-air, glanced at his collarbone, and hummed, "You have it on your neck."

Jiang Yu was choked directly in the throat, and the choking hurt.After waiting for a long time, I could only swear, "You fucking..."

Then there is no text.

Chu Yunfei drifted closer, and cheaply asked: "Where did you go this time, you played so wildly, tsk tsk tsk... You were hurt." Da Ting looked at the two rows of bruises formed by blood congealing on the collarbone Tooth marks, tut tut: "I really can't tell, you're still a jerk."

Jiang Yu: "..." His face turned red, and he picked up the pillow behind his back and smashed it with all his might.

Chu Yunfei dodged as expected.

"Don't run away! I will let you know what the real shaking M is."

Jiang Yu chased after him, and Chu Yunfei lifted into the air in an instant, with his back pressed against the ceiling, sticking out the long scarlet tongue of the ghost. "Can't, can't. You fag can't."

Jiang Yu jumped up and threw the pillow up. "If you have a kind, come down for me, come down!"

A familiar smell rushed into the tip of his nose, although it was very faint, it was still caught by Chu Yunfei, he drew back his tongue and sucked his nose vigorously.The soul seemed to be shaken by something, and there was an indescribable sense of familiarity and desolation. He frowned and asked, "Where did you go? Why do you have a familiar smell on your body?"

"Heh!" Jiang Yu was tired from jumping around, sat back on the bed heavily, and said sarcastically, "Did I step on shit recently? Why does every ghost say that I have a familiar smell?"

Chu Yunfei floated over and did not forget to twirl coquettishly in the air, and asked curiously, "Who else?"

Jiang Yu sneered, deliberately whetting his appetite, kicked on the bedside slippers, turned around the living room and came to the kitchen, Chu Yunfei floated after him.

Seeing that he was quite active, Jiang Yu rummaged through the refrigerator looking for something to eat, while playing a bit of a mean thing: "Call me Grandpa, I'll tell you when I call Grandpa."

Chu Yunfei: "Grandpa."

Jiang Yu wrinkled his eyebrows and looked at the unscrupulous grimace in a strange and distorted manner, obviously surprised by his straightforwardness—this kind of feudal and pedantic old ghost in the late Qing Dynasty should use "just principles and ethics" "disloyalty and disfilial piety" " and so on, let's fight against it, or say "disgrace my dignity" to express my arrogance, and glance at it contemptuously, this ghost is really cheap and has no morals.

Chu Yunfei looked back with a black question mark on his face—didn't you ask me to call you?

Jiang Yu suddenly felt bored, and continued to rummage through the refrigerator.

"A female ghost. She looks pretty good and has a decent figure. Like you, she seems to be from the late Qing Dynasty."

He suddenly had a toothache, feeling that the way he was judging the age of ghosts was so much like the master judges in the appraising column judging vases.

When Chu Yunfei heard that it was a beauty in the late Qing Dynasty, he immediately became interested. He rubbed his hands happily and asked, "Do you know the name, where are you now, do you remember brother, I am still single now? We have been in the same room for so many years May I have a chance to book in advance for a nearby building?"

Jiang Yu finally found a small bag of mushroom power in the corner of the refrigerator, which was out of ammunition and food. After opening it, he rolled up his eyes slightly with chocolate in his mouth, and slowly recalled it for a while, and finally said vaguely: "It seems... what is it called, Bai Pingwei , Xie Yuhua or something. But if you want to match your in-laws, you are out of the game. She seems to already have a master, and she is still a big shot. That King Doro, yes, Aixinjueluo Yiwei, you should have heard of it. "

"Hey... what's wrong with you?" After Jiang Yu talked endlessly, he stuffed two more biscuits into his mouth, and when he turned around, he found Chu Yunfei hanging upright in the air like a hanged ghost, his pale face turned into ashes.The ghost's face was originally ugly, but at this moment, Chu Yunfei reminded people of the blue-headed ghost in Japanese dramas. His face was ashen, and his shiny fangs would be exposed when he opened his mouth.

Jiang Yu cautiously waved his fingers in front of him. "Don't scare me, have you lost your soul?" He took out his phone while talking. "Wait a minute, I'll find a solution with Bai Yao. Hold on, don't die."

"It's okay." Chu Yunfei pressed his hand and said lightly, "Don't disturb Master Bai. Tell me how you met Xie Yuhua and where she went now."