Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

The first reaction in Jiang Yu's heart turned out to be—it turns out that Mengpo soup is just a bowl of water that has no taste except salty, which is absurd and a bit ridiculous. "It doesn't look like this is a black shop, at least it really has Mengpo soup." Maybe it's because they have a good impression of the sincerity of this shop, and they suddenly become upset. Anyway, there are civil servants from the Hades here, and the big deal is death. After death, let Bai Yao go to the underworld to ask grandpa to sue grandma to retrieve his soul and revive it.

If I caused trouble, even if I cried, I would have to save it.Let's see if he dares next time.

"What will happen if a group of us living people drink it?"

Bai Yao said: "We will be fine."

"You moved your hands and feet while serving the soup?"

The twenty-five-eight-thousand-thousand-dollar uncle Bai is usually indiscriminate between humans and animals except for being nice to him. Yesterday he took the initiative to condescend and serve soup for everyone.

If things don't happen often, there must be demons, and there are demons.

Bai Yao responded with a "hmm".

Jiang Yu asked, "Are there other things mixed in?"

Bai Yao looked at his gentle side face and seemed a little incomprehensible.This person is really too smart, as if nothing can hide from that unrestrained mind, even that person is a bit too smart, and replied lightly: "My blood."

Jiang Yu was taken aback for a moment, then quickly touched his face, forced himself to be organized in a panic, and asked sincerely: "You have lived for 10 years, the blood has not expired, will it turn white like you? hair?"

"Will it affect my promotion and fortune?"

Bai Yao watched his exaggerated performance amusedly, and replied firmly and honestly: "No, it just makes you love me more."

Jiang Yu smiled badly, turned around, and kicked his firm and long calf.

"You are not in good shape, what should you do now?"

Seeing his slender legs being stretched out by the jeans, and the chaotic scenes of last night began to emerge before his eyes again, Bai Yao strangled him in his arms, bit his ear in this position and asked in a low voice: "Jiang Yu, what are you talking about?" It doesn't hurt anymore, does it?"

"It hurts!" Jiang Yu reacted faster than a rabbit with prolapsed anus. He pulled the arms on his shoulders, pushed the person away and stood up. He jumped forward five meters while talking. All the movements were done in one go, keeping a safe distance from the pathogen in panic .

Bai Yao evoked a smile, feeling a little disappointed: "I thought you were not in pain anymore."

Jiang Yu pointed at his face of a weasel greeting the New Year from afar and condemned him. "Beast, you are a beast."

"Ah—" There was a shrill scream from downstairs.

"Qiqi!" Jiang Yu recognized her sister's voice almost instantly, and rushed out the door in two or three steps.

His legs were still weak, halfway down the stairs, after the short-term excitement of the muscles due to adrenaline, his legs could no longer bear the momentum of the weight of the whole body under the impatient situation.Kneeling forward uncontrollably.He was about to roll downstairs.Bai Yao stretched out his arms and forcefully pulled him into his arms from behind, the old stairs creaked.

The two stood halfway up the stairs, and because there was no shelter, they had a panoramic view of the first floor.

Jiang Yu's pupils vibrated, and his eyes slowly widened.

"Brother——" Jiang Xiangqi raised his head when he heard the sound, and when he saw him, it was as if he was grabbing a life-saving straw.

Jiang Yu clearly heard his waist creak.

Her face was buried in Wen Nuan's chest, her whole body trembling with fear, she choked and said: "That person is dead."

Yang Yu's body was lying straight across the aisle, his death was miserable and strange.

Jiang Yu exhaled, as expected of the nerves that have been tempered since childhood, he had already recovered from the trembling of others, put his hands on Jiang Xiangqi's back, and habitually gave her comfort. "It's okay, it's okay, Qiqi, don't be afraid."

Lin Dandan hugged the pale-faced Qi Yueyue tightly and stood there. The two-dimensional cute girl was sobbing on the shoulders of the same weak person. Both girls buried their heads, not daring to watch the horrifying scene. Standing at the door, she was already lying on Lin Yi's shoulders. The big beauty closed her eyes tightly and frowned.Lin Yi put his arms around her waist, his face turned blue and white, very ugly.The little fat boy Qin Feng from the Academy of Fine Arts curled up in the corner at the back, muttering and chanting the Great Compassion Mantra like a fool.

Jiang Yu looked around in the death-like silence of the audience. In contrast, he who dared to look directly at the corpse without changing his face, and Bai Yao, whose eyes were indifferent as if he was blind, were so different and bold.

Jiang Yu exhaled, and dragged Jiang Xiangqi, who was like a koala, slowly towards the corpse that the others avoided for fear of not even daring to look at it.

Yang Yu, a talented student who was talking eloquently yesterday, is lying on the ground at this moment, bleeding from his seven orifices to death. His black-rimmed glasses fell to the side and were stained with dust on the ground. Two-thirds of the eye sockets have been stretched out, red and white are distinct, as if they will fall out in the next second.The mouth opened in an arc that ordinary people couldn't do, like a Japanese ghost, the roots of the teeth that could not be covered by the lips were stretched out, and a green turbid juice flowed from the corner of the tearing mouth, and his ten fingers twisted and gripped the ground tightly. , His fingernails were overturned with too much force, and the blood stains were messy on the floor below him. It seemed that he had struggled violently before his death. The last thing he wanted to do was to scratch the floor and embed himself in it...

In this situation, Jiang Yu frowned and couldn't help but click his tongue. The death scene was really vigorous. If he had to describe it, it would probably be Edvard Munch's famous oil painting "The Scream" Being able to penetrate three points, he had suspected before that if what the buddy drew was just a sketch of a ghost.

Fortunately, he has seen many ghosts over the years, so he just made a slight evaluation and emotion. This death can be ranked in the top three of the ghost list, but it is not enough to scare him.

Jiang Yu asked Bai Yao, who walked over and glanced at the corpse, who said nothing, "Little Ding Dong, what do you think?"

Bai Yao blinked, and acquiesced to his title of Tinker Bell, although he didn't know what it was.

"Scared to death." Pointing to his mouth, he added. "I'm scared out of my guts."

Jiang Yu's eyes rested on the pale green mucus around the corpse's mouth, feeling a bit stunned. "It turns out that this is bile." Patting Jiang Xiangqi on the back, he lowered his head and lowered his voice as much as possible while comforting him, and asked, "Qiqi, what's going on?"

Jiang Xiangqi knew that she was standing next to the corpse, holding him so tightly that she didn't even dare to open her eyes, trembling and organizing words in a messy manner. "I don't know... when the three of us went downstairs to prepare for dinner... we saw this person suddenly appearing at our feet..."

"Appeared suddenly?" Jiang Yu's intuition always allowed him to keenly capture small information. "Why do you say it appeared suddenly?"

Jiang Xiangqi said: "We...we didn't see him when we went downstairs...he just appeared at...foot when we sat down." After she finished speaking, she covered her ears and pressed her face tightly against Jiang Yu's chest.

"Okay, don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Jiang Yu continued to comfort her along the back.