Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

"Don't talk nonsense in the future." Bai Yao put his hands on the back of the chair and dragged it out from under the table to sit down, with his slender fingers resting on his forehead and temples.

"I don't want you to mention women in that area, even if you talk about it."

Jiang Yu knew that for the sake of salary and life, he should silently agree and praise the boss for being wise and powerful.But I couldn't help muttering in my heart: sexuality is also human nature, even though he came out of the closet, he is still a man, there is nothing wrong with thinking this way.

Bai Yao had a cold face, and said in an emotionless tone: "Food and sex are sexual. Food refers to liking, and sex refers to beautiful things. This sentence means that it is human nature to like beautiful things. Glancing at him, he could not help but accentuate the words between his teeth. "It doesn't mean that it is a man's nature to vent his sexual desire."

Jiang Yu was shocked, he took several steps back and looked at Bai Yao with wide eyes as if he was an H7N9 pathogen.Several times in the past, this person answered his heartfelt thoughts and thought it was accidental, but this time——

"You're perverted!" Jiang Yu clasped his neckline tightly, trying to argue with reason. "Can you respect human rights and leave me some privacy." Reading his mind, he was really naked and nothing left in Bai Yao's place.

Bai Yao smiled. "I don't know how to read minds, I just happen to be able to guess what you're thinking." Because she was too familiar, her slender legs overlapped, and her calves were elongated by the dark suit pants without a trace of wrinkles. She looked at the dubious Jiang Yu mysteriously Raising the corners of her frivolous mouth: "I hugged you when you were young, do you know that?"

"Back then you were naked and didn't wear anything. I've seen every inch of your body."

Jiang Yu's back felt cold, and for some reason that picture could be clearly presented in his mind.Take a deep breath, this time from the heart.

"abnormal."

Bai Yao lowered his legs and opened his arms to him: "Come here."

Jiang Yu was vigilant. "What are you going to do again?"

Bai Yao said: "I want to hug you for a while, this month's salary will be doubled."

Jiang Yu dawdled, a little reluctant, but still bowed to the second half of the sentence, moved over and sat down on his lap as slowly as possible.

"Hiss—" But it was still involved somewhere, and he turned sideways uncomfortably.It was really not the fault of that night of tossing, my whole body was full of sequelae.

Bai Yao put his arms around the person in his arms, staring intently, using his gaze to trace the beautiful eyebrows and eyes, even though this appearance has been engraved in his heart long ago, he still can't get enough of it, as if he has obtained some uncommon rare treasure, The lingering nostalgia and satisfied smile on his face made Jiang Yu feel a little sad.

With her arms around his neck, she actively lowered her head and gently sucked her cool lips, the tip of her tongue twitched to accept a lingering kiss.

Hands fell down along the back of the head's silky hair, and halfway through, the fingers hooked the hair rope that tied the hair and pulled it down smoothly. Three thousand strands of hair dangled in the air and then scattered over the shoulders.

Jiang Yu pinched the hair rope in his hand, tilted his head from side to side proudly, then lifted his chin under Bai Yao's gaze, inserted his fingers into the hair for a few random strokes, and grabbed it at the back of his head. He combed his hair, skillfully tied a small braid with the rubber bands on his fingers, and said casually: "It will take several years before it grows as long as you, so let's keep it for now."

"Xiao Yu." Bai Yao's eyes moved slightly. Although this person refused on the surface, he always obeyed his wishes in the end.Gently remove the blindfolded Liu Hai for him. "It doesn't matter, I will accompany you for many years."

"That's necessary." Jiang Yu condemned: "You asked me to tie my mother's little pigtails, if you dare to run and cut me halfway, I will..."

"What are you?"

He choked for a long time, as if there was really nothing that could threaten Bai Yao, and he didn't know what to think, his mind became hot.

"I'll divorce you."

He was so cute when he said this, Bai Yao's heart seemed to be melted by hot liquid, and he pulled up his hand with the ring and kissed it. "No, you will only be widowed, not divorced."

"If one day I lose you, it must be because I died."

Jiang Yu withdrew his hand. "Okay, I'm [-] years old, and I still look like a non-mainstream, LSP."

He didn't want to hear Bai Yao always talk about death, as if he was confident that he would die before him.

Jiang Yu's sense is always very keen, and it is rare that he said in a serious and threatening way: "If you don't want me to die with you, then protect yourself and live well. What power, status, money, don't arrange for me to have those who have nothing. things." Many times he knew that Bai Yao's casual promises were not just words.

"I don't know what Li Xia was like in my previous life, but now I'm just Jiang Yu. If something happens to you one day, I will definitely be with you. Did you hear that?" He said calmly and firmly, even A trace of unhappiness and irritability was inside.

"Okay." Bai Yao's lips moved. "I see."

"Yeah." Jiang Yu leaned in his arms, nodding with satisfaction like a wolf with a big tail. "Also." He rolled his eyes and maintained the aggressive tone just now, but his momentum was obviously weakened due to guilty conscience.

"It's the end of the month. Hurry up and send me my salary. I can't afford to lose even one cent as agreed."

"Heh." Bai Yao chuckled, a little helpless at his greed for money, took out the black card that was rejected last time from his inner pocket, handed it to him, looked at him seriously and said solemnly: "Assistant Jiang, Boss Bai is very fond of you, and wants to hire you as a lifelong partner at ten times the original negotiated price.

Jiang Yu raised his brows, and Fox asked, "How much money do you have in this card?" If the original price was agreed, one hundred and ten times a month would be 100 million, and twelve months a year would be 200 million. Calculated in 50 years in the future, it would be - [-] million!

He has no doubts about Bai Yao's financial resources. If a person has lived for 10 years without saving hundreds of millions, then this person is worse than a pile of shit that can turn into ambergris.

But he sold himself for [-] million, and he didn't want to accept it.

Bai Yao pressed the back of his head and pressed a deep kiss on his lips, making a firm statement: "Okay, you agree." Without any explanation, he stuffed the card into his hand. "Don't think about it, you are priceless in my eyes. My husband will support you in the future."

"This is just the key. All the property in my account is at your disposal. From now on, you can buy whatever car, clothes, bag, storefront, or store you like." Yao Qi calmly continued: "If you like Sumatra, Madagascar, and those messy islands near the Mediterranean Sea, you can also buy one. We will build a private villa. Don't you like fish? We will buy the nearby sea area and raise whales for you to play with." .”

"If you want to ski, build a ski resort on the Antarctic Circle. We can also see penguins. If you like polar bears, we will build another one in the North Pole. There is a Cleveland volcano in the Aleutian Islands. You can go there for barbecue."

Jiang Yu had an expression of "Brother, you are living in a dream" all over his face.

He took a breath, smiled, and said in a friendly tone like a Taobao customer service: "Can we still perform a striptease on Lake Baikal, smash walnut baskets with Qin Shihuang's Jade Seal, and use Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd?" How about peeling an apple, and finally taking Zhou Gongjin's soul from the underworld for us to flick Dongfengpo with a high-voltage wire?"

"Puff——" Bai Yao was amused by him, his eyes were slightly bent, his face that had been frozen three feet for a long time was as warm as a spring breeze at that moment, and he hugged him fondly.

"Yes, it can be."

Jiang Yu looked at him and smiled, the gentleness and elegance all over his body was completely opposite to the usual cold and lifeless people, without a trace of coldness and darkness.

My heart skipped a beat.I don't know why the name Bai Fengxiao came to mind, that's what the godly praying teacher who was capable of supernatural powers back then must have looked like.

Since the god servant turned into a ghost official, he changed his face and changed his real name, walking against the light without seeing the sun.

What has this person been through?That made him take the exact opposite path.

Shi Feng said that he was once thrown down from Kunlun Mountain, bloody and bloody.

Did God abandon him?Then what kind of role was he in those days?

The silent heart couldn't help but began to loosen, giving birth to a seed that wanted to explore the memory of the previous life.