Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Chu Yunfei jumped out of the mirror and pointed at him angrily, "I warned you before, don't get too close to him. I can't protect you when you get into trouble."

Jiang Yu waved his hand and said fearlessly: "Don't worry, I'm already mentally prepared. The worst thing is death, or life is worse than death, it's nothing."

Chu Yunfei gritted his teeth, eager to pry his head open to see if it contained cabbage stewed tofu, and made a vicious sound from his teeth. "Jiang Yu, are you naive or short-sighted? Life is better than death, life is better than death. You said it lightly. You have read too many romantic fairy tales. You, a person who has never died, of course don't know what death is like."

That kind of emptiness where everything in the world has nothing to do with you, you are alone with the world, you don’t know where you are going, where you can go, relatives, lovers, people who get along day and night are clearly close at hand, but they will never see each other again .

Jiang Yu smiled, not as silly as usual. He wiped off the water stains on his body with a soft bath towel, his eyelashes fluttered, and he looked very soft under the warm yellow light in the bathroom.

"Fatty." He said, "Life is precious, but love is more expensive." He paused. "In the past, I have been living in a muddle-headed way, with no pursuit. The only thought is to take good care of Qiqi, so that she can live like other children. Love is something I never thought about, nor did I think about looking for it. Let's live together for a lifetime." It seemed that he let out a very light breath, Jiang Yu raised his head, and put the towel on his shoulders. "But after I met him, I realized that no matter whether you want it or not, when that person is by your side, your heart will beat with him, you will be easily teased, and you can't control it at all."

"I know what he's doing is dangerous, and I also know that if you want to live a safe life, you shouldn't get involved, but I." He changed the subject, and his beautiful Adam's apple rolled down. "I don't want to leave him alone anymore."

"I want to stay with him, even if I die, I will stay with him. The road to Huangquan is cold, and the two of us can be warmer."

He spoke lightly, even with a half-serious smile on his face, but Chu Yunfei clearly realized that Jiang Yu was serious this time.From the very beginning of his acquaintance, he knew that this idiot had no obsessions. Except for Jiang Xiangqi, the bottom line was close to zero, and he could solve any matter in any way.This is the first time he has made such a firm choice.

It's useless to say anything now, and those who can't escape will eventually be unable to escape.Youyou sighed non-existent breath, raised her eyelids and glanced at him listlessly: "Just think about it clearly."

Jiang Yu put down the towel and changed into pajamas, looked up and saw that Chu Yunfei was still in mourning, couldn't help but picked up the soap and threw it at it. "That's all right, all right, I'm not afraid of your worries. It's not suitable for you to have a deep face."

He went out of the bathroom, turned off the light and kicked on his slippers and went back to his room. "By the way, where did you hide today?"

Chu Yunfei originally followed behind him leisurely, but when he heard about this, he immediately exploded. He flashed a big pie face in front of him, and Jiang Yu hurriedly stopped.

Chu Yunfei pointed at him, his face distorted with pain, and he condemned angrily: "You have the guts to say it! You even brought such a big ghost hunter to your house on your own initiative, and didn't tell me, I feel When I arrived, I was almost scared out of my mind, Jiang Yu, can you not be so fucking crazy when you do things in the future!"

"Eh..." Jiang Yu walked around him and smiled awkwardly. His brain was really tired these days, and he confessed his mistake: "Sorry, sorry, I forgot at that time. I will add incense candles for you tomorrow, and I will buy 20 yuan this time." One piece of money." He stretched out his hand generously and waved it in front of his eyes. "Five, how about it?"

Chu Yunfei, no, the only advantage of this ghost is that he is easy to coax, he snorted and said, "It's not bad, the boss has to do it all by hand, don't buy cheap machine-produced ones to pass them off as good ones, I'll smell them as soon as I smell them." Come out." In the past, Jiang Yu would often take 50 yuan from the farmer's market and come back with a large box to fool him.

"Yes, yes, yes." Jiang Yu was wronged, coaxing the old man nicely.

Chu Yunfei was still beeping. "If it wasn't for my quick reaction, today would really be over."

Jiang Yu sat by the bed, the soft mattress collapsed, and asked curiously, "Then where did you hide?"

Chu Yunfei floated in the air with his legs crossed like a wolf with a big tail, and proudly said: "In the sewer."

"Huh?" Jiang Yu was suspicious.

Chu Yunfei rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily, "You think I am willing, the sewer itself is very dark and filthy, and this is the only place where I can escape the perception of a great magician like Master Bai."

"Yes, yes." Jiang Yu curled his lips, put his hands on the bed and moved towards the head of the bed, keeping a distance from him calmly. "Have you come back to take a shower?"

Chu Yunfei clearly felt his dislike, and was about to explode.

The bedside mobile phone suddenly started ringing "Mou Mou—" and the screen lit up with the ringing, impressively displaying the three characters "Bai Boss" and a profile photo secretly taken by Jiang Yu while he was driving. The bottom image.

Chu Yunfei immediately ran away like a prolapsed rabbit, with his back pressed against the crack of the ceiling and wall, staring in horror. "You take..."

Jiang Yu didn't know what Bai Yao had done, a name was so lethal.

Swipe on the screen casually, lie on the bed and pick up the phone. "Hey, what's the matter?"

Bai Yao's voice came from the phone, sounding hoarse and tired. "Haven't you slept yet?"

Jiang Yu said: "Just lay down, where are you, why do you sound tired."

A chuckle came from the other side of the hand: "I'm dealing with some things here in the underworld."

Jiang Yu frowned, and asked with a toothache: "Hell—is there a signal?"

Now that the communication industry is so developed, even dead money is starting to be made?

Bai Yao said, "No. I want to call you myself."

Well, Jiang Yu is used to his excellence, so he doesn't struggle with it. Anyway, this person can do anything except have children—maybe he can also have children.

"It's getting late, you should rest quickly."

Bai Yao let out a "hmm". "What are you going to do tomorrow?"

Jiang Yu raised his hand and pushed his long hair back. The soft hair was wrapped around his fingers and fell loosely on the white and soft bed. "Accompany Qiqi and one of her classmates to have a picnic."

Bai Yao said: "Okay, then I'll pick you up tomorrow, you should rest early."

Jiang Yu hurriedly said, "No—" Before he could finish his words, there was a beeping sound from the phone—the phone had already hung up.

Dial again, and the mechanical female voice prompts: The number you dialed is temporarily out of service area.

"..." Jiang Yu dropped the phone dumbfounded, this person is really obsessed with paranoia.

Bai Yao took the phone from his ear, his dark eyes slowly drooping.

The palace of Hades is dark, and the steps are empty. Only the Prison River glows with a dark red streamer below the palace. Occasionally, lonely souls climb up, stick their heads out in the spray and are quickly submerged, and the green flames in the stone lamps on both sides sway and radiate It was chilly, and the silence seemed to have never changed.

He was the only one sitting high above.His pupils were like blood, his black hair was like waterfalls, and his face was even paler against the dark robe. He folded his hands together and rubbed them slowly while exhaling, trying to gain a little warmth, but rubbing for a long time was in vain.

A few sounds like the sound of a watchman's clapper came, and all his expressions were swept away in an instant, and a chill of chilling and chilling surrounded his body with blue flames.

The blood-colored pupils raised viciously, and said in a deep voice, "Get out!"