Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Bai Yao: "..."

"Why do you like money so much?"

"Then take good care of yourself and live a good life. When I die, you can inherit all my inheritance, and then..."

"Bah, bah, bah——" Jiang Yu hurriedly said: "Don't be so crowed, if something happens to you, I will not only inherit your inheritance, but also all your pots. The ghost didn't dip me in soy sauce yet."

Bai Yao smiled and said nothing more.

He yawned, feeling drowsy with warmth, and after relaxing all over, he was overwhelmed with drowsiness. He was really tired these days, and he didn't even get a full night's sleep.

Bai Yao vacated his hand to put the car blanket on his body, and pulled it up. "Go to sleep."

Jiang Yu watched him drive with one hand, and reminded him with lowered eyelids: "Drive well and pay attention to safety." Then he folded his arms and shrunk into the soft cushion, like a lingering cat, with his head on his shoulder, slightly hanging , the bangs hanging down on his forehead, scratching the tip of his nose, he closed his eyes and rubbed impatiently, and fell into a deep sleep.

Suddenly, there was a vast expanse of whiteness in front of him.It was like this again, Jiang Yu knew that he was in a nightmare, but it was like a ghost pressing the bed, no matter how hard he struggled, he just couldn't open his eyes.I feel like I am falling from a high place, the whistling wind blows past my ears, and there is nothing under my feet.

Accepted.

I don't know how long it has been falling, the toes touched the ground, and slowly stood firm.He opened his eyes, and found that he was standing on a misty mountain top, surrounded by white mist, looking down at the thousands of miles of floating clouds below, his eyes could pass through the sea of ​​clouds.

It's like the high-definition lens is slowly being zoomed in, and the scenery is gradually clear.

The flood at the foot of the mountain flattened the ground, and the whole world was a vast ocean. People were swept away by the vortex of the flood, and countless people were crying and praying. The red-eyed beast swallowed water and killed a woman in one bite. The arm was bitten off, blood sprayed out, and the water under her body was instantly stained red. The woman's eyes widened, her wet black hair pressed against her face, and her face was forever frozen in horror.

In a blink of an eye, he saw thousands of miles of barren land, the river bed was dry and cracked into an abyss, no grass grew, the plague was rampant among the crowd, and the ground was full of naked people, lying on the ground, dying, those who moved, picked up the road Seeing the dead bodies of the same kind, he couldn't wait to stuff the half-rotted meat into his mouth and swallow it.

Jiang Yu had never seen hell, but he expected it to be nothing more than that.

Drought, flood, hunger, disease... corpses are everywhere.He saw people kneeling on the ground, desperate, cursing, begging, resenting, the world was full of emotions, heart-piercing...

Looking at these scenes, Jiang Yu felt sad from the bottom of his heart, and desolation and helplessness spread from the bottom of his heart, swallowing the whole person.

"Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu—wake up." Bai Yao's fingertips were condensed with a cluster of faint blue light, shining on his face, a little dazzling, Jiang Yu just opened a crack and was burned to tears, and raised his hand to block it. "what?"

Bai Yao breathed a sigh of relief, and withdrew Xuan Guang. "You are entangled by something again." She said, gently wiped away the tears hanging from the corners of his eyes with the pulp of her thumb.

Jiang Yu was startled to realize that he was crying again, and his chest was still uncomfortable, but it didn't affect him cursing, and said angrily, "Damn it! There's no end!"

He cried when he was riding the yellow last time, and this time he cried again. What does it sound like a big man is always crying.

"Next time I'm fascinated, can you have a comedy! Or you can have a dream, all Meng Jiangnu!" He cursed angrily into the air. "Neuropathy."

Bai Yao frowned: "What did you dream about this time?"

He wiped away his tears indiscriminately. "I don't know what's going on recently. I always have messy dreams. Before I dreamed of ghosts eating ghosts. This time I dreamed that I was standing on the top of the mountain watching the suffering in the world." Looking out the window, it turned out that the hospital had arrived, and explained He put on his seat belt and complained. "It's all Shifeng's fault for telling those messy fairy tales. You said that such a high mountain, you have such a good eye to see the mountain."

Bai Yao lowered his head and picked up the sunglasses on the bridge and put them on, his dark pupils moved in the snow-white eye sockets, and the exposed half of his face was tight, as cold as a knife.

There was still a smell of disinfectant in the hospital. It was four o'clock in the morning, and the corridor was still quiet. There were only a few nurses going to change the dressings. They couldn't help but look twice when they saw two people passing by.After walking over, one lowered their voices to the other: "This is the boss and the boss's wife."

Bai Yao raised his eyebrows. Before the relationship was confirmed, he didn't openly come out in the hospital and looked at Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu: "..." I almost forgot the joke I made with the old aunts in the hospital.

"Ahem...then what." He rubbed oil on the soles of his feet. "I'll go see Qiqi first."

As soon as he lifted his foot, an obscure smell rushed into his breath.

He and Bai Yao looked towards the corner at the same time.A black shadow flashed across the white wall.

Jiang Yu jumped back subconsciously, leaned behind him and asked, "What is that?"

Places like hospitals have the most unclean things, and he doesn't want to mess with these things.

Bai Yao said: "A puppet with resentment attached."

When Jiang Yu's eyes were blank, he saw him hunting in the windbreaker, and ran after him.

Hospitals are indeed easy to gather resentful spirits. After all, most people who can be carried to the hospital and then die are not happy.

But this thing shouldn't be here.

The black shadow moved extremely fast, like a shadow, "brushing" across the wall.

Bai Yao only moved one step and then stopped abruptly, looked back at Jiang Yu behind him, suddenly gave up, retracted his feet and stood where he was.

Jiang Yu followed. "Why don't you chase after me?"

Bai Yao said, "It's not necessary."

"I don't need to do this kind of thing."

Yo~ Jiang Yu thought to himself, she is quite airy, and she dares to pick and choose when it comes to work.

Bai Yao wrapped his arms around his waist, and pinched one side restlessly. "Let's go and see Xiangqi."

Jiang Yu pulled it twice, but didn't pull it off. He looked at the red camera above and said, "Pay attention to the occasion, it's a public place."

Bai Yao raised the corners of his mouth indifferently, leaned closer to him and asked, "So what's the matter, huh? Madam Boss."

"I didn't expect you to take the initiative so early and make me chase so hard." She squeezed his thigh. "Tell me, how can I punish you?"

Jiang Yu was just about to hide.

Bai Yao suddenly said, "Deduct your salary."

The owner's wife Jiang buried her face silently, and endured the oppression from the capitalists on her legs. "Don't mind..."

The two of them came to Jiang Xiangqi's ward with this ambiguous posture, and Bai Yao finally put down his hand reluctantly, with undisguised desire and dissatisfaction, and his desire was still unfinished.

Jiang Yu finally rolled Thomas's full-spinning eyes, gritted his back molars, and said unbearably: "When brother is ready, I will let you make out enough at once. If it is less than twelve hours, you can cut it yourself with a knife." Bar."

Bai Yao raised his eyebrows and his eyes lit up. "Is twelve hours a little short, how about 72?"

Jiang Yu frowned, teasing him without any doubt about his execution ability. "I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously."

"No." Bai Yao came over sticky and pushed him against the door. "It's agreed, 72 hours, not less than a second." She rubbed the tip of his nose lightly. "My husband will do the strategy for those necessities, and you can just wait and eat in peace."

"Woods, mountains, hot springs, hotels, cars, towers, temples, where do you want to go?"

Jiang Yu: "..."

in the temple? ? ? ! ! !

Did he want to be slapped to death by Sakyamuni?He raised his head and turned away, avoiding the kissing lips, and struggled: "Can't we find a more normal place!"

That kiss landed on the neck, leaving a pink mark, Bai Yao still couldn't get enough of it and said, "Of course, let's go to the bathroom, what do you think?"

Jiang Yu—I think you are crazy.