Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades
Chapter 40 How To Be You
The night was dark and the moon was bright.The magic talisman array emitted a soft crystal blue light, and the Sanskrit characters below were slowly turning, and the little boy was trapped in the center, curled up and trembling.During the long night, the guards of the four families gathered together to talk nonsense.
"Tell me, what is this thing?"
"Who knows, Shenshan Humeizi?"
"Hey—no, the last time I saw it, the Great Elder caught one and brought it back. Tiao Zi is indeed more upright than a human woman."
"Hey, don't talk about this thing, Mr. Jiang today, have you seen it?"
"I've seen it if you're not blind." The man said with more interest than talking about Hu Meizi: "I said that Master Bai has had no one around for so many years. It turned out to be a good thing. If I had known, I would have gone to get close. I can't be sure. I can also come..."
"It's fine, you." The other person said disdainfully, "Look at how you lick a dog."
The man felt nothing at all. "Don't pretend to me. If Master Bai takes a fancy to you, won't you lick it?" Pointing to the people present, "You won't lick it?"
Everyone looked left and right and laughed, and answered unanimously. "lick."
Jiang Yu and Bai Yao hid in a dark alley not far away, listening to all this silently.Slightly sour: "Tsk tsk tsk, Lord Bai is really a peach blossom."
Bai Yao patted his head. "You heard me, I've been alone for so many years, and you still don't believe me. Huh?" He raised his leg and touched his waist.
The voice from over there came again. "A man should be a man, only a sissy should be a woman."
This is the rebellious logic of the new era.
"Back then, when Master Bai slashed thousands of fierce ghosts with Ming Hong, he was so majestic. Because of this, I also chose the knife when I used magic weapons."
"Me too, I also played the ghost feather pattern, but it's useless."
The people over there were discussing, very much like a sophomore in high school doing things around, blindly following the trend and worshiping the boss of the underworld.
Jiang Yu said again: "Tsk tsk tsk, Master Bai is so majestic, there are so many little fans."
Bai Yao stared at the four people who were talking about Dashan in the distance, but didn't answer his words, and suddenly lowered his voice, "Here we are."
As soon as the words fell, the magic talisman array emitting crystal blue light suddenly flickered and disappeared without warning.
"Who is it!" The four guards jumped up in unison.
It was dark all around, only the moonlight was still casting a faint radiance, but this made it difficult for people who were used to the strong lighting of the spirit talisman array to adjust for a while, and couldn't see their surroundings clearly.
"Boom boom boom boom!" In the darkness, Jiang Yu heard four muffled sounds, and it was the four people who fell down.
The sound of the wind passing by his ears made his face hurt, and he could clearly feel the people behind him rushing out.
"Clang—" There was a sharp sound of metal colliding in front of them, and there was an electric spark for a moment, but the distance was too far to see anything clearly, so we could only confirm that the two people had met.
He is well aware of his useless nature, and he is helping if he doesn't run out to make trouble at this time, squatting silently by the wall of the alley, the moon is just blocked by a cloud at this time, and the world loses its last light.
It was pitch black ahead and he couldn't see anything. He could only identify the positions of the two by their voices. He was a little emotional, why didn't God give him a pair of yin and yang eyes and not add a night vision function at the same time.
It can be said that it is difficult for the strong to make progress.
Soon he heard a muffled snort.That voice was not Bai Yao's, it was a little hoarse.
There was no combustible material on the ground, but out of thin air, a fire "boomed" and ignited, and the flames shot up to a height of one meter.His eyes finally adapted to the darkness, and the sudden glare almost blinded him from forcing himself to see.
Instinctively closing his eyes, he raised his arms to block them, frowning and took a long time before opening them.
The people who entered the village this time are all top Taoist masters, and the fight here cannot be hidden from them.
Jiang Yu buffered his two or five eyes, and there were already a lot of people gathered there.
He was a little worried about Bai Yao, and after opening his eyes, he hurriedly got up and ran over there. Just as he took a step, his knees buckled and he almost fell to his knees.Holding on to the wall, I couldn't laugh or cry, squatting for too long, my feet became numb.
This body is too weak, and I must practice more at night.
When he limped and rushed over there, he saw Bai Yao standing in the crowd stepping on the chest of a little black man.
Immediately happy, it is to increase experience again - EXP+1000.
He thought that this kind of dark night clothes were only seen in martial arts movies, but he didn't expect that there were actually people wearing them in reality, so he limped around and watched happily.
Bai Yao's eyes fell on his legs. "What's the matter?" Taking a step forward, the foot that was stepping on the chest naturally fell down.
Jiang Yu waved his hands and Ling Ran said, "It's okay, my feet are numb." His expression and tone were as if he had lightly brought up a broken leg, and he was fearless and worthy of praise.
The hand that was outstretched in mid-air to help him stopped, his brow jumped uncontrollably, and he smiled helplessly.
Seeing that the foot that was subduing him was removed, the little black man turned over with a carp at the right time, sprinted at a speed that was enough to break the Guinness record, and rushed out of the encirclement through a gap in the onlookers.
All this happened so fast, everyone realized that he was already outside the circle.He seemed to have observed the situation long ago, rushed out and climbed up to the nearest door, followed by a gecko swimming on the wall, climbed a few times and climbed up to the eaves.
He stood there with a snort of disdain, thinking he was in power.
In the next second, an invisible force landed on him, directly blowing him off the roof, smashing him into a human-shaped pit on the ground, the stone slab broke, and dust flew up.
Jiang Yu felt pain just by looking at the depth of the pit. If it was him who suffered comminuted fractures all over his body, this person's bones were so hard.Facing Bai Yao who hadn't withdrawn his hand, he said, "Could you be too harsh in your strike, in case you fall to your death..."
Bai Yao said: "No, I have a sense of proportion."
Jiang Yu copied his sleeves, and suddenly felt that the punishment for the [-]-word work summary was really good.
Jiang Ling was the first to open his mouth to ask everyone's aspirations. "Master Bai, what's going on?"
Although Bai Yao's blow was measured, it almost killed half of the little black man. Until the other disciples dragged him out from the pit, there was no sign of resistance, his legs were drooping all the time, and he didn't know Whether it is broken or not, let people drag it.
The Patriarch of the Xie family stepped forward and tore off the scarf covering his face.
Surprised: "Why are you!"
"Tell me, what is this thing?"
"Who knows, Shenshan Humeizi?"
"Hey—no, the last time I saw it, the Great Elder caught one and brought it back. Tiao Zi is indeed more upright than a human woman."
"Hey, don't talk about this thing, Mr. Jiang today, have you seen it?"
"I've seen it if you're not blind." The man said with more interest than talking about Hu Meizi: "I said that Master Bai has had no one around for so many years. It turned out to be a good thing. If I had known, I would have gone to get close. I can't be sure. I can also come..."
"It's fine, you." The other person said disdainfully, "Look at how you lick a dog."
The man felt nothing at all. "Don't pretend to me. If Master Bai takes a fancy to you, won't you lick it?" Pointing to the people present, "You won't lick it?"
Everyone looked left and right and laughed, and answered unanimously. "lick."
Jiang Yu and Bai Yao hid in a dark alley not far away, listening to all this silently.Slightly sour: "Tsk tsk tsk, Lord Bai is really a peach blossom."
Bai Yao patted his head. "You heard me, I've been alone for so many years, and you still don't believe me. Huh?" He raised his leg and touched his waist.
The voice from over there came again. "A man should be a man, only a sissy should be a woman."
This is the rebellious logic of the new era.
"Back then, when Master Bai slashed thousands of fierce ghosts with Ming Hong, he was so majestic. Because of this, I also chose the knife when I used magic weapons."
"Me too, I also played the ghost feather pattern, but it's useless."
The people over there were discussing, very much like a sophomore in high school doing things around, blindly following the trend and worshiping the boss of the underworld.
Jiang Yu said again: "Tsk tsk tsk, Master Bai is so majestic, there are so many little fans."
Bai Yao stared at the four people who were talking about Dashan in the distance, but didn't answer his words, and suddenly lowered his voice, "Here we are."
As soon as the words fell, the magic talisman array emitting crystal blue light suddenly flickered and disappeared without warning.
"Who is it!" The four guards jumped up in unison.
It was dark all around, only the moonlight was still casting a faint radiance, but this made it difficult for people who were used to the strong lighting of the spirit talisman array to adjust for a while, and couldn't see their surroundings clearly.
"Boom boom boom boom!" In the darkness, Jiang Yu heard four muffled sounds, and it was the four people who fell down.
The sound of the wind passing by his ears made his face hurt, and he could clearly feel the people behind him rushing out.
"Clang—" There was a sharp sound of metal colliding in front of them, and there was an electric spark for a moment, but the distance was too far to see anything clearly, so we could only confirm that the two people had met.
He is well aware of his useless nature, and he is helping if he doesn't run out to make trouble at this time, squatting silently by the wall of the alley, the moon is just blocked by a cloud at this time, and the world loses its last light.
It was pitch black ahead and he couldn't see anything. He could only identify the positions of the two by their voices. He was a little emotional, why didn't God give him a pair of yin and yang eyes and not add a night vision function at the same time.
It can be said that it is difficult for the strong to make progress.
Soon he heard a muffled snort.That voice was not Bai Yao's, it was a little hoarse.
There was no combustible material on the ground, but out of thin air, a fire "boomed" and ignited, and the flames shot up to a height of one meter.His eyes finally adapted to the darkness, and the sudden glare almost blinded him from forcing himself to see.
Instinctively closing his eyes, he raised his arms to block them, frowning and took a long time before opening them.
The people who entered the village this time are all top Taoist masters, and the fight here cannot be hidden from them.
Jiang Yu buffered his two or five eyes, and there were already a lot of people gathered there.
He was a little worried about Bai Yao, and after opening his eyes, he hurriedly got up and ran over there. Just as he took a step, his knees buckled and he almost fell to his knees.Holding on to the wall, I couldn't laugh or cry, squatting for too long, my feet became numb.
This body is too weak, and I must practice more at night.
When he limped and rushed over there, he saw Bai Yao standing in the crowd stepping on the chest of a little black man.
Immediately happy, it is to increase experience again - EXP+1000.
He thought that this kind of dark night clothes were only seen in martial arts movies, but he didn't expect that there were actually people wearing them in reality, so he limped around and watched happily.
Bai Yao's eyes fell on his legs. "What's the matter?" Taking a step forward, the foot that was stepping on the chest naturally fell down.
Jiang Yu waved his hands and Ling Ran said, "It's okay, my feet are numb." His expression and tone were as if he had lightly brought up a broken leg, and he was fearless and worthy of praise.
The hand that was outstretched in mid-air to help him stopped, his brow jumped uncontrollably, and he smiled helplessly.
Seeing that the foot that was subduing him was removed, the little black man turned over with a carp at the right time, sprinted at a speed that was enough to break the Guinness record, and rushed out of the encirclement through a gap in the onlookers.
All this happened so fast, everyone realized that he was already outside the circle.He seemed to have observed the situation long ago, rushed out and climbed up to the nearest door, followed by a gecko swimming on the wall, climbed a few times and climbed up to the eaves.
He stood there with a snort of disdain, thinking he was in power.
In the next second, an invisible force landed on him, directly blowing him off the roof, smashing him into a human-shaped pit on the ground, the stone slab broke, and dust flew up.
Jiang Yu felt pain just by looking at the depth of the pit. If it was him who suffered comminuted fractures all over his body, this person's bones were so hard.Facing Bai Yao who hadn't withdrawn his hand, he said, "Could you be too harsh in your strike, in case you fall to your death..."
Bai Yao said: "No, I have a sense of proportion."
Jiang Yu copied his sleeves, and suddenly felt that the punishment for the [-]-word work summary was really good.
Jiang Ling was the first to open his mouth to ask everyone's aspirations. "Master Bai, what's going on?"
Although Bai Yao's blow was measured, it almost killed half of the little black man. Until the other disciples dragged him out from the pit, there was no sign of resistance, his legs were drooping all the time, and he didn't know Whether it is broken or not, let people drag it.
The Patriarch of the Xie family stepped forward and tore off the scarf covering his face.
Surprised: "Why are you!"
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