Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

When Jiang Yu went back, Jiang Xiangqi and Qi Yueyue sat on the sofa watching TV and eating potato chips. The two girls kept their sense of existence to a minimum, and the TV sound only had one sound.

Chu Yunfei didn't know why he was willing to come out of the sewer, floating in the air leisurely nibbling on the incense candle hidden in his slippers.

I don't know what it smells like?

Jiang Yu originally wanted to kindly ask him how his body was, and care about his emotional life by the way.It's okay to open your mouth, after all, those two girls can't see A Piao, and they will think they are sick if they talk to themselves here.

Bai Yao was stewing mutton in the kitchen, and the aroma of Dangshen's thick soup wafted through the room.

Jiang Yu gradually felt that the atmosphere was a little strange.Chu Yunfei kept his voice muffled and said nothing, while the two girls watched TV timidly.

Why is there such a weirdness in all of this that there is an illusion of peace and prosperity floating on the surface under the rule and suppression?

He walked into the kitchen with the bag.Bai Yao was using a spoon to skim off the froth.

Jiang Yu put the bag on the cooking table and asked, "What did you tell them?"

Otherwise, how could those two children watch the news broadcast there with relish.

What about their Oppa?Where is the male god?Where is the husband?What about Oni sauce?

"It's nothing." Bai Yao put the lid on the casserole, walked over to open the mouth of the bag, took out the vegetables wrapped in plastic wrap, and unwrapped them in an orderly manner. "I just said that the TV is pretty good, and the host has a first-class level of Mandarin. I asked them if they want to take a qualification certificate in the future?"

Jiang Yu looked confused. "It's all a mess."

Bai Yao washed the green cabbage with the old leaves removed in the basin, rubbed his snow-white fingers against his face with water, and asked with a smile: "Otherwise, what do you think, do you think I came out with them? "

This person was telling the truth as a joke, but Jiang Yu didn't realize it, and subconsciously refuted it. "No."

The subordinates helped to dump the remaining eggplants and green peppers in the bag, and muttered, "You shouldn't be so unreliable."

Even though he said that, he really didn't know what to do.So far, I haven't seen Bai Yao do any personnel work.

Bai Yao didn't know what to say and smiled, and put his hands on the top of the water basin twice, the mutton was already stewed, and the vegetables were washed, so he just waited a while and fried them directly.

Amidst the beeping and the splashing of the faucet.He walked over lightly and closed the kitchen door.

Jiang Yu snapped the green pepper's hand: "???"

Sure enough, Bai Yao turned around and said inexplicably, "Let's continue."

Jiang Yu clicked his mouth, and his back molars were grinding loudly. How could this man be worse than Teddy.Finally, he couldn't bear the uprising, raised his foot and put it on his calf, then ducked down when Bai Yaoxiong came to hug him, "wow—" opened the kitchen door, dragged his arm and pushed and kicked him out In the kitchen, a set of movements flows smoothly.

Before closing the door, he thoughtfully took a cucumber from the bag and smashed it into his arms.

"You have a knife, repair it to a suitable size and use it well, come on! I like you!"

Boom!The kitchen door was slammed shut.

Bai Yao didn't know when he became so naughty, so he decided to punish him next time.He didn't go to pick it up, and the top-quality cucumber with thorns on the top fell on the clean and shiny floor and spun around.

Qi Yueyue looked at the expressionless Bai Yao in shock, her mind was full of thoughts, is that so?So it turns out that Brother Bai Yao is the one?Doesn't it look like this anyway?Have you been knocking against yourself all the time?

Should not be ah.

Jiang Xiangqi still doesn't have as much experience as her, so she asked doubtfully, "What size?"

Qi Yueyue quickly covered her mouth, and said in a low voice, "Don't ask, the amount of information is too much."

Jiang Xiangqi blinked his eyes, indicating that he knew.

In fact, Bai Yao's cooking skills are much better than Jiang Yu's, but Jiang Yu really didn't dare to put hungry wolves in the sheep pen for fun, so he could only fry the next few vegetarian dishes by himself. Fortunately, the mutton as the protagonist The soup is already simmering.

When he finished his work and opened the door to serve food, Bai Yao was no longer in the living room.

The two girls finally nestled on the sofa as usual, giggling and licking the screen. The new head of a certain satellite TV, Qi Yueyue yelled: "From now on, when I have money, I will keep him as a child, and arrange to turn over the cards on Tuesday." .”

Jiang Yu brought the dishes to the table without a word and put them down, thinking: This girl is so fierce.

Chu Yunfei floated leisurely by his side, kindly explaining the confusion: "Master Bai answered the phone and went out." He stared at the Codonopsis ginseng and wolfberry mutton soup and salivated. "Can you save me a bowl later?"

Jiang Yu opened and closed his mouth and asked silently: Is one bowl enough?Where is your daughter-in-law?

Chu Yunfei said: "She was hurt too badly, and she won't wake up until two days later." Even though she was asleep, they were finally able to be together, and there was a serene look on that perennially obsessed face.

Jiang Yu looked at his gray face and thought to himself: They are both ghosts, so how can there be such a big difference in appearance?

Bai Yao is at the UR level, and Chu Yunfei is at the R level and has to give someone some change.

Tsk tsk tsk, sure enough, the pinching is different, eccentric, eccentric.

Bai Yao left in a hurry, Jiang Yu was a little worried, and immediately called him after eating, but the ring kept ringing but no one answered.Bai Yao didn't go back to Hades, so where did he go and why didn't he answer the phone.

Jiang Yu was sitting on the sofa, holding the remote control and changing channels absently.I lowered my head several times to look at the time on the phone. It has been two hours. Is there something wrong with Ding Dong? After all, he still has injuries on his body.

The door to the room behind him snapped open.Jiang Xiangqi and Qi Yueyue came out timidly hugging the pillows.Qi Yueyue's parents went on a business trip this week, so this girl naturally came to their house to eat and live.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Yu turned his head, exited the interface where the phone was about to be dialed out, and looked at his watch, it was almost twelve o'clock. "What are you doing out of bed in the middle of the night?"

"Brother." Jiang Xiangqi was wearing a pink HolleKitty pajamas chosen by Jiang Yu straight men, and sat down beside him with a pillow in his arms, and asked timidly, "Can you see ghosts?"

Jiang Yu paused when he pressed the hand of the remote control, a trace of seriousness flashed in his eyes but was quickly covered up by a smile, and said with a smile: "There is no such thing as a ghost in the world."

Did Jiang Xiangqi discover something?Not appropriate.

I have always been very careful, and no one knows about "being able to see".Except for crying and screaming when he was ignorant and frightened when he was a child, when he grew up he understood the seriousness and never mentioned it to anyone.

No one knows this except Bai Yao.

Jiang Xiangqi hugged the pillow tightly, eyes full of fear, leaned forward and whispered: "Yes, I've seen it, many times." She turned pale with fright, not as if she was joking, and Qi Yueyue also echoed nod. "I've seen it too, many times. Not only us, but many people in the whole building have seen it."

Jiang Yu believed that this was another midnight bell triggered by some urban strange talk.Put down the remote control and patiently unlock the frightened little sister. "It must be that your eyes are wrong."

"Absolutely not!" Qi Yueyue was determined. "At night, there are dark shadows running through the corridors, and sometimes inexplicable footsteps can be heard, and there is no one to look outside." She clutched the pillow tightly, her nails getting stuck inside. "Our school also suddenly gave us a holiday because of this, because too many people saw it."

"Huh?" Jiang Yu felt that it was strange that the two of them came back suddenly. This week is not a school holiday.But because of the embarrassing scene at that time, I was not in the mood to ask more questions.

It's unbelievable, it's because of this?

"He didn't lie." Chu Yunfei didn't know when he was floating behind, and his dark voice suddenly sounded.Jiang Yu almost couldn't hold back the "Fuck" that blurted out.

Couldn't help covering his mouth.

Jiang Xiangqi asked in horror, "What's wrong, brother?"

Did Jiang Yu see something?

"It's nothing." Jiang Yu continued to cover his mouth and yawned. "I'm just sleepy."

Chu Yunfei floated by his side, looked at Qi Yueyue and said cautiously: "Before, I thought this girl was very yin, and I thought it was something like an aunt." Girls have yin during menstruation Heavier than usual, lack of qi and blood, easy to provoke unclean things.

Chu Yunfei originally thought that her Mercury was retrograde regularly, but if she stayed in the private house for a long time, it would be another story.

When he said this, Jiang Yu finally realized the seriousness of the problem. If something was really in their school, then this group of children would be in danger.I still remember the innocent girl Lin Jizi killed tragically at school last time.

"Tell me, how did you see it?"

Qi Yueyue said: "We didn't see the specific appearance, we could only see black shadows running by, there were always strange sounds in the corridor in the middle of the night, the sound of water, footsteps, and sometimes the sound of a man's breathing. Thick and heavy. Lock the door at night and leave it open for no reason the next morning.”

Qi Yueyue herself is a courageous child, the last time Piaomiao Village was curious and unusual, thinking of that scene, she couldn't help getting goosebumps, she bit her lip and curled up on the sofa.

"Okay, okay, don't scare yourself." Jiang Yu comforted him against his will: "Maybe it's just a prank by my classmates."

"No brother." Jiang Xiangqi continued: "Our housekeeper aunt is also very strange these days. She used to be very kind to me and loved to smile. But this time when I go back, she always keeps a straight face and even avoids me. .”

She is weak, and the warm-hearted and kind dormitory auntie has always brought her eggs and hot milk since she first started school, and even called her over alone to stuff small cakes and snacks.

Jiang Yu laughed and couldn't help but patted her head. "You still don't allow people to be in a bad mood."

"No." Jiang Xiangqi continued to refute. "Her face is ugly. Once I accidentally touched her and felt her body was hard, with bruises on both arms." Jiang Xiangqi rolled up his sleeves and gestured to him.

Jiang Yu didn't know why, but subconsciously thought of it - Shiban.

Jiang Xiangqi said sadly: "Auntie Guan used to love me the most. Now she leaves when she sees me from a distance, and she looks at me very...very fiercely."

Chu Yunfei lay down on the back of the sofa and said, "Qiqi has an exquisite heart with seven apertures on her body. It is a fetish, and evil spirits should not dare to approach it."

Jiang Yu especially wanted to ask: Then why aren't you afraid?

However, Jiang Xiangqi and Qi Yueyue were here, especially in the current situation, he couldn't talk to the air.

Chu Yunfei was like a roundworm in his stomach, proudly said: "I'm a kind-hearted house-bred kid, I don't have any evil intentions, so I just make trouble or something."

Jiang Yu was disdainful, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes, wondering what he was so proud of.

While everyone was talking about this supernatural event vividly, the door suddenly opened without warning.