Anecdotes about me and the civil servants of Hades

Bai Yao laughed, spread the stack of pathology reports on his lap, and flipped through them one by one. "Minor gastric ulcer, irregular heartbeat, scoliosis..."

"Okay." Jiang Yu waved his hands angrily. He knew the body he had created by himself over the years, and there were no major illnesses and no minor illnesses. "You're here to give me a critical illness notice. Just sign the family member's signature. Don't miss me. It's a headache."

Bai Yao originally wanted to tease him, so he changed hands and put the stack of papers on the table next to him, and calmly brushed aside the light-colored scar that exposed his collarbone under his neckline.

"It broke out so suddenly because I didn't pay attention to it on weekdays." He grabbed his hand that hadn't been injected and pressed it to his chest. "Did you hear that?"

Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, wondering what the hell he was doing again.

Bai Yao said seriously: "You scared my heart to a halt."

Jiang Yu probably didn't know whether to roll his eyes or push him away first, and finally saw his pretending face and burst out laughing. "Come on."

He lay heavily on the bed, his brain began to function in an orderly manner after being wound up normally, looked at the ceiling, and said abruptly: "You went to find Cang Ming."

He didn't use interrogative sentences, because he had already discovered the unusualness from Bai Yao's paranoia and Zhong Erli's sensitivity before he fell into a coma, and he was 80.00% sure that the masochism knew about his meeting with Cang Ming.

Bai Yao also understood the potential meaning of this sentence in his heart.

I don't know whether to say yes or no. There is a difference between revealing many things in the open and in the dark.

Just as he was hesitating, Jiang Yu had already made up his mind and let out a soft breath.

"I've been thinking these days whether I should retrieve the memory of my previous life."

"No." Bai Yao looked at him and clearly denied it: "Didn't you say that you don't want to be bound by your previous life?"

"Yes." Jiang Yu smiled, feeling a little bitter in his heart.He didn't want to, but Bai Yao has been obsessed with it, and if those things are not dealt with, they will always be stuck in the hearts of the two of them.

He doesn't want to.

Jiang Yu hooked his fingers and looked at the clean and white ceiling in the ward. "There's a question I've always wanted to know the correct answer to."

Bai Yao frowned.

Sure enough, Jiang Yu asked, "Why did Li Xia die?"

He didn't know why he had a strong premonition, all the concealment Bai Yao did - the identities of the two people, the relationship between the two people, the real reason for opening the moat, were actually just covering up one problem - Li Xia's death.

"I've said it before." Bai Yao lowered his eyes, took his hand back and put it on his knee. "blood sacrifice"

Jiang Yu asked again: "Why did Nuwa fall?"

Bai Yao said, "Mending the sky is exhausted."

"Where's Fuxi?"

"The deadline has come."

"what about me?"

Bai Yao raised his eyes and looked at him deeply, his dark pupils were slowly compressed, with a hint of cold sharpness. "Is this why you doubted me and went to Cang Ming to confirm?"

Jiang Yu sat up slowly, leaned against the back of the bed against the pillows, and looked at him impartially. "right."

His face was plain, without the slightest guilty conscience, and his eyes even showed a bit of perseverance. Bai Yao sat on the chair by the bed, with his slender legs crossed in front of him, and the clenched hands on his knees finally came under his gaze. Slowly let go, and smiled tiredly. "I did lie to you."

He never thought that a lie in front of this person could last to the end, and it was only a matter of time before he was exposed.He stood up, put his hands on the head of the bed, leaned over and kissed Jiang Yu gently on the forehead, and watched the long soft hair he had grown for himself hanging on his shoulders.He raised his hand and entangled strands of nostalgia around his fingertips.

"I'm sorry I lied to you. But can you forgive me?"

He has no more excuses and excuses, not even an excuse, and directly asks for forgiveness palely.

Jiang Yu sneered, and there was a bit of anger in his heart that was firmly grasped. The "I'm sorry" that covered his head and face was really like playing a rogue.What Bai Yao relied on was nothing but his feelings. He was so afraid of losing, but he lied to him again and again.

Jiang Yu raised his eyelashes and asked Bai Yao, "You really don't want to say it?"

Bai Yao said, "I don't want to."

"Okay." He suppressed all the dark doubts in his heart again, as if forgiveness was always the only way for him.

I don't know when I will be able to stop the boiling water, but I know that the outbreak is not far away.

"I want to go back." Jiang Yu tore off the tape that fixed the needle on his hand, and slowly pulled out the silver needle.Even so, a few drops of blood were brought out and splashed on the back of the hand.

Bai Yao knew that he had a quarrel in his heart, so he didn't dare to refuse, so he could only carefully stretch out his thumb to hold him down, rub his fingertips slowly twice, so that the pinhole would heal and disappear, and took out a tissue to wipe off the blood on the back of his hand.

The whole journey was silent. After returning home, Jiang Yu put on slippers and sat on the sofa and took out his mobile phone, not knowing who he was chatting with.

Bai Yaochu didn't sit down beside him, wanted to explore but didn't dare.When Jiang Yu noticed that there was a "telephone pole" around him and glanced at him suspiciously, the man looked around and asked teasingly, "Can I sit next to you?"

Jiang Yu sneered. "Sit down." I don't understand why this obsessive-compulsive disorder suddenly cares so much about his opinion, it's a gentleman's illness.

Bai Yao sat down, Jiang Yu continued to poke the phone to ask the school committee to make up for the leave slip. Originally, he only asked for two days, but the three-day trip to the hospital led to such a week of missed classes. He really should bribe the school committee adult who mastered the class handbook up.

The other party said that such a long vacation is a little difficult, but if you can invite a hot pot meal, it will be no problem at all.

Jiang Yu chuckled, and replied neatly: "Okay." He turned off the phone, took a long breath and fell on the sofa. It may be the reason for the collective outbreak of minor illnesses a few days ago. He always felt heavy all over his body, and his hands were always Can't get warm.

"Fatty, fatt—" he called into the open kitchen. "Bring me a pot of hot water."

Drinking more hot water is straight, but it is indeed a panacea.

He yelled at the sewer for a long time and there was still no movement. "Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Yu stood up in doubt, walked to the kitchen and looked down through the clean sink.

It was pitch black, and it was impossible to see the sewer after going through countless pipes with nine twists and eighteen bends.

Bai Yao followed in. "He's not here."

"What?" Jiang Yu was puzzled. "Where would he go if he wasn't in the sewer? It's broad daylight." After the two lived together, Chu Yunfei would never dare to drill into the bathroom mirror again.

Bai Yao closed his eyes, and all the surrounding scenery flashed through his mind quickly. There was a lot of traffic on the street, and there was a car rear-end dispute on the East Fifth Ring Road.The children jumping and playing in the snow on the side of the road, the housewives who bought vegetables and went home to cook, and even the men upstairs in the community who were soaking in the bathtub while watching movies clearly felt it clearly.

"No." He opened his eyes, thick eyelashes parted. "He's gone."

"What?" Jiang Yu was surprised, the words were very ambiguous.His first reaction was that some short-sighted bull-nosed man heard about his haunted house and would do a good deed in the future and take it away.

Bai Yao said: "He left the city. When I sensed it just now, I noticed that several people had its residual Yin Qi. He left by relying on the body of an ordinary person. He went--" Mei Feng frowned, and noticed that the breath gradually Stretching to the airport: "It is the direction of Kunlun."

"Kunlun Mountains?" Jiang Yu stood there gesticulating and asked, "Kekexil, yak jerky, the Tibetan antelope?"

Bai Yao knew that he was making jokes on purpose, and blamed himself for concealing and deceiving Mingli and secretly teasing, walked over and raised his chin and kissed it hard, a little helplessly admit defeat: "It's the one you guarded."

He backed up with the person in his arms, leaning against the cold cooking table.There are some things that Jiang Yu should know.

"Actually, when I went to look for Cang Ming that day, I discovered that he set up the so-called reincarnation at the foot of Kunlun Mountain." He smiled sarcastically. "Above is the cool wind that you and the gods desperately guarded, but below is the reincarnation he dug out to destroy the world. I don't know who he is trying to mock."

"Bai Yao." Jiang Yu turned his face away, looking at the snow-white face close at hand, the slender eyelashes like swan feathers seemed to poke his face, the brows were raised, and there was a hint of evil in his eyes.

"You said we're going to blow up the toy of that rebellious kid in Secondary School, will he cry?" Cang Ming's intentionally ambiguous words before hanging up the phone last time, now that he thinks about it, he said it deliberately to the other side Bai Yao listened.

This kid who deserves a beating dares to scheme against him, so of course he has to deal with it well - instead, he will be treated with someone else.

There was a smile on Bai Yao's face, very well-behaved. "I always listen to my wife."

Chu Yunfei probably knew that Samsara was there, and Xie Yuhua was there, so he hurried over.

After thinking about it, Jiang Yu decided to go by plane. Yes, instead of choosing Baiyao's Mingdi plug-in, which can change venues at any time and travel [-] miles a day, he will take a leisurely plane transfer to the bus to Kunlun Mountains in the human way.

Because judging from the speed at which Chu Yunfei kept changing his upper body, they would have to be late for a three-day trip to the Grand Canyon of Death after arriving in Kunlun.Besides, as Bai Yao said, a lonely soul can't rest on his body endlessly, and the yang energy of a living person can do great damage to him. It can be done up to three times a day, and each time should not exceed three hours.

Absolutely in time.

After finalizing, Jiang Yu won the one-month vacation from the school committee with five hot pot meals and two Disney tickets.

Turning his head to Bai Yao, who was peeking at his chat behind his back, he said, "Should I directly transfer the money for reimbursement or I will write an application for your signature and approval to go through the process."

Bai Yao squeezed the corners of his eyes, with a half-smile and a half-smile, he pressed the shoulders where he was packing his luggage, picked him up and put him on the soft bed covered with piles of clothes behind him, his hands uneasily reached into his jacket along the waistband of his trousers and touched up.

"You want me to reimburse you when you accompany others to eat and go to the amusement park, Assistant Jiang, you want to give me a green hat because it's cold?"

Jiang Yu was tickled by him, giggling and rolling on the bed arched his waist to resist. "Don't, don't, don't make trouble."

"The clothes are crumpled."

Bai Yao didn't let go. "Then are you still going?"

"No." Jiang Yu finally surrendered and hugged him tightly to his body so that he couldn't reach in anymore. "I didn't plan to go, I just said hot pot and tickets."

"I just need to be in charge of ordering food and delivering tickets, don't worry." Holding his firm arm, he carefully took out the cold hand.

"I remember that I signed the deed of selling my life. Life is yours, and death is yours."

Bai Yao was finally satisfied. "That's about the same."

The white clouds outside the window brushed against the soft cotton candy. On the plane, Bai Yao held Jiang Yu's hand and kissed it close to his mouth, and asked in a low voice, "Are we counting this as a wedding leave?"

"It doesn't count." Jiang Yu said: "We have accepted the dungeon mission this time - beat up the kid." In his mind, things like marriage leave shouldn't be a sweet and sweet running around with nothing to do.

This time they are going to Zamalong Phoenix Mountain, which is the remnant of East Kunlun Mountain, and there should be no follow-up now, and they have to rely on Bai Yao's living map to lead them.

The broadcast is introducing the origin of Zamalong Phoenix Mountain, the root dojo of the God of the Eastern War, the ancestor of the Nine Heavens Xuannv, Balabala...

Bai Yao said lightly: "Fake."

"Xuanniao is a spirit beast that only appeared during the period of the Xuanyuan clan. Like Chenghuang, it is a creature of heaven and earth. Although it is revered, it is not qualified enough to be assigned to the ancient sacred mountain Kunlun as a dojo, but there happened to be some people worshiping her there. Kunlun has nothing to do with it."

Jiang Yu looked taught.

"Thank you, Tinker Bell."