Copper dialects are full of lies

elder brother! "Qi Ronglian called Brother Sisheng, every word with a coquettish nasal voice, "If you don't come back, I will be sent to the zoo. "

Qi Zheng was amused by Qi Rong, "Where is that exaggeration."

Qi Rong said: "I'm telling the truth, okay! You said these people in my family are really strange. One or two caught me and asked me if I had a girlfriend. It's none of their business! Besides, the person I like is my brother." , I want to spend my whole life with my brother."

"Your brother control should be enough." Qi Zheng said embarrassingly, "I won't spend my whole life with you."

Qi Rong shouted: "Brother, you are so heartless!"

Qi Zheng said: "Okay, stop arguing, I will go back later. You have been away for so many years, and your parents and grandparents miss you, so you should talk to them well."

Qi Rong said: "The generation gap is too big to communicate."

Qi Zheng said: "Then use your owed IQ to fill in the generation gap."

Qi Rong: "..."

Qi Rong couldn't ask for help, and Qi Zheng hung up the phone, feeling like there were a hundred thousand ants crawling around in his heart, and he wanted to cry a lot.

Ni Jiang doesn't love him anymore!Qi Rong angrily tapped on the phone screen, it must be that Sun Fang's fault!

Sun Fang stared at the bottle of cleansing oil in a daze after taking off his makeup. He suddenly came up with a question, why does Qi Zheng, a guy who doesn't wear makeup, have cleansing oil at home?

He rolled his eyes, could it be that Qi Zheng is actually his real fan, who has a heart that kills Matt, but is afraid to show his true self because of the constraints of the world?The more he thought about it, the more reasonable he became, just like some Shamate lovers in his group would not know how to dress up as Shamate in real life, because they were not strong enough in heart and were afraid of being criticized by others.

Sun Fang thought, he is the boss of Shamate circle, and he has the obligation and responsibility to guide the newcomers in the circle to better adapt to this circle, even if this newcomer is a pervert, he cannot be treated differently!Moreover, this newcomer might be perverted because he likes him too much.

Thinking about it this way, Sun Fang is full of sense of responsibility and full of strength.

Qi Zheng sometimes feels that Sun Fang is really a different person, and his brain circuits are never on the same line as ordinary people.No, after Sun Fang took off his make-up, he was full of energy again, and he was a sunny boy.Moreover, Sun Fang's attitude towards him has undergone a 180-degree change. He no longer calls him a pervert, but calls him a small dispute.

Qi Zheng's temples twitched when he heard this nasty address. Was Sun Fang captured and brainwashed by aliens when he was taking off his makeup?

Sun Fang said: "Small disputes, human nature cannot be suppressed, and if suppressed for a long time, it will become abnormal!"

Qi Zheng: "?"

Sun Fang said earnestly: "Xiao Zhengzheng, don't take my words as wind on your ears, I'm telling you very seriously."

"Okay, you tell me, I'll listen." Qi Zheng was used to Sun Fang's thinking, so he poured warm water on himself and Sun respectively, which seemed to mean slowly listening to Sun Fang's "teaching".

"Everyone has two sides. On the surface, a polite person may have a violent demon in his heart. On the surface, an honest and honest person may have criminal fantasies in his heart. By analogy, the person who appears to be a domineering president Maybe there’s a killer in my heart.” Sun Fang looked at Qi Zheng squarely, his eyes sparkling, “That’s right Xiao Zheng, I’m talking about you!”

Qi Zheng asked inexplicably, "How did you come to this conclusion?"

"Isn't this obvious?" Sun Da took a sip of water to moisten his throat, "Two-dimensional you use the ID "strive for the top" to get close to me in the Shamate circle, and you in three dimensions always touch me... um Hmph, that is to say, you want to get close to me no matter in two-dimensional or three-dimensional. I am not close to you, why do you have to get close to me?" He put on Conan's pose, "The truth There is only one! I am the leader of the Shamate circle, and you want to get close to me to understand the Shamate circle in all aspects, so as to satisfy your vision and yearning for the Shamate circle."

Qi Zheng was dumbfounded, almost applauding Sun Fang's association ability, "Then why do I always mock your killer makeup?"

"It's simple. It's the same reason that elementary school boys always bully the girls they like. You mock me because you don't want to face your inner killer!" Sun Fang stepped on the coffee table, leaned forward, He took the initiative to hold Qi Zheng's hand, "Don't be afraid, boy, everyone who has stepped into the killing circle has experienced inner struggles, don't worry, give yourself to me, I will help you face your own truth honestly. !"

Qi Zheng: "..." He was convinced.

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Qi Zheng, who was deeply impressed by Sun Fang's imagination, pulled Sun Fang's T-shirt towards him, and gnawed on Sun Fang's mouth.

Sun Fang was stunned for a moment, and just about to explode, Qi Zheng let Sun Fang go again.

Sun Fang said: "Why do you always use hands and feet!"

Qi Zheng said: "I'm more interested in you now than in the Shamate circle."

"It's only natural that you are interested in me." Sun Fang proudly puffed out his chest, "I have a status in the Shamate circle, okay? If you can get my favor, you will soon be promoted to become a big one."

Qi Zheng shattered Sun Fang's sweet dreams with one word, "You've retired."

Sun Fang's stupidity disappeared in an instant.

Sun Fang, who had lost his dull hair, looked pitiful, pouted and looked at Qi Zheng, like a Chihuahua who wanted to gnaw a dog's bone but got a mouthful of cat food, which made people sympathetic.

Qi Zheng couldn't help laughing, and stroked Sun Fang's hair, "You are in the entertainment industry now. According to you, I am the big brother in this circle. You want to curry favor with me, understand?"

"Fuck you." Sun Fang is very backbone, "I think back then when I was in the Shamate circle, I grew from being transparent and working hard to become a big one. Gold always shines, so I don't need to curry favor with you."

Qi Zheng said, "Well, I have ambition."

Sun Fang said: "Look at it, sooner or later I will become a great star in the entertainment industry!"

"Well, I have confidence in you." Qi Zheng pinched Sun Fang's cheek, and he found that he gradually liked the physical contact with Sun Fang. Although this brat always wears heavy makeup, his skin is quite good , white and tender, many female stars in the entertainment circle can't match it.

Sun Fang wiped his face with the back of his hand, and said, "Xiao Zhengzheng, you can't be so flirtatious, even if I am your idol, you have to restrain yourself properly."

Qi Zheng raised his forehead, "I can't keep up with your jumping thinking."

Sun Fang said: "This is called the generation gap."

Qi Zheng: "..." He just taught his younger brother that the generation gap is not a problem, but now he was hurt when Sun Fang said that there is a generation gap with him, obviously there is no difference in age!

In order to prove that he was young and young, Qi Zheng overwhelmed Sun Fang with a wet kiss. The so-called first-time birth and second-time acquaintance, Qi Zheng's strike this time can be said to be fast and accurate. Zheng enjoyed it under his body.

It wasn't until Sun Fang was kissed that his face was red and his ears were flushed, and Qi Zheng was panting before he let Sun Fang go, and got Sun Fang's exclusive supercilious eyes.

Qi Zheng said: "This is to make it easier for us to separate, so that you don't have to run away like a thief every time."

Sun Fang said, "You are the thief."

"Hehe." Qi Zheng replied to Sun Fang with a half-smile.

Sun Fang kicked Qi Zheng hummingly, and Qi Zheng treated him like a kitten scratching him.

Although Qi Zheng really wanted to hang out with Sun Fang for a while before having dinner together, but today is the day when Qi Rong returns home, and the whole family must gather together for dinner, so Qi Zheng sent Sun Fang back to the film and television city first. Hotel, then turn around and drive to the villa.

As soon as he entered the house, Qi Rong flew towards him like a big dog, Qi Zheng couldn't dodge, was caught straight, and backed up again and again, if he hadn't held on to the door frame tenaciously, he might have fallen indecently .

Qi Zheng tore Qi Rong, "Get out."

Qi Rong grabbed Qi Zheng's sleeve tightly, "No, I'm Ni Jiang's back pendant."

Qi Zheng said: "You carry a 130-jin pendant with you, are you trying to crush me to death?"

"Wow, Ni-chan knows my weight!" Qi Rong said happily, "This shows that Ni-chan has always paid attention to me! Oh, but I have gained two catties recently, 130 two catties. Ni-chan's database requires Update."

"I don't remember useless things in my brain." Qi Zheng sneered, "Get lost!"

As soon as Qi Zheng exerted his strength, he threw Qi Rong over his shoulder abruptly and flew away. Qi Rong did a fancy somersault and stood firmly. Dogs eat shit.

The Qi family roared with laughter.

Qi Rong is buried in the soil and doesn't want to move, it's so embarrassing, but it's also a kind of happiness to be beaten by his brother's love!

The whole family gathered around the dining table, and the atmosphere was harmonious and harmonious.Everyone's topic basically revolved around Qi Rong's life abroad. Qi's father, mother, grandpa, and grandma Qi all scrambled to get food for Qi Rong. Shut up.

Qi Rong said: "Don't pinch me, even though I went abroad, I haven't cultivated the appetite of foreigners."

Mother Qi said: "Look at you, you are as thin as a monkey."

Qi Rong wanted to cry, "Mom, I am your own son, if I were a monkey, what would you be?"

Qi's mother said: "You are a genetic mutation, it has nothing to do with me and your father."

Qi Rong: "..."

Grandma Qi asked: "Xiao Rong, have you found a girlfriend abroad? Foreign girls are very open, have you made more girlfriends?"

"Grandma, are you encouraging me to step on a few boats?" Qi Rong said, "I'm not in a relationship. Besides, I'm so poor, which girl would want to fall in love with me."

Papa Qi said, "You did it yourself!"

Qi Rong: "..."

Now that the topic of girlfriend is mentioned, the family