Copper dialects are full of lies

Copper dialects are full of lies

Author: Flimsy Illusion

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There is a copper coin in Qi Zheng's family, which is said to be a family heirloom, which can help the wearer find the marriage destined by heaven.However, when Qi Zheng wore this copper coin, he inexplicably touched his ass|ass and became a lingering pervert. Wait a minute, this opening method is not right!Is this the so-called marriage?What happened to such a bad start?More importantly, the other party is a killer!

Note 1: This article is purely fictitious, all content is nonsense and cannot withstand any scrutiny.

Note 2: Thanks to friends for their inspiration, title and cover! 【Hey, what did I do? !

Note 3: Gao Fushuai Gong X Kill Matt Shou

Content tags: Sweet Wen Tianzuo: Joyful Joy, Enemy, Urban Love

Search keywords: Protagonist: Qi Zheng, Sun Fang┃Supporting role: Chen Niannian, Luo Yan┃Others: Sweet text, Copper money

The phone rang, Qi Zheng glanced at the caller ID, it was my mother, he didn't answer, let the ring rang until the other party hung up impatiently.After a while, a text message came - "go home for dinner tonight".

Qi Zheng sighed, he couldn't hide what should come.

Qi Zheng lingered in the company until eight o'clock in the evening. Seeing that it was getting dark and everyone had left, the phone rang countless times. He knew that he couldn't procrastinate any longer, so he packed up slowly and drove home.He usually lives in a duplex apartment in the urban area, and what his elders call home is a villa in the suburbs.He knocked on the steering wheel, thinking absently, what reason should he use this time?

As soon as Qi Zheng's car stopped, the butler came out to meet him and bowed to him.

Qi Zheng asked: "Uncle Wang, who is here today?"

Uncle Wang said: "Madam, the old man and the old lady are here, and some of your aunts and uncles are also here."

Qi Zheng covered his face in pain, it's over.

Uncle Wang said: "Master, you are getting old, so you should listen more to what your elders say."

Uncle Wang has been the housekeeper of the Qi family for decades, and he watched Qi Zheng grow up. The relationship between the two has always been good, so he dared to talk to Qi Zheng like this.

"Why am I so old?" Qi Zheng said helplessly, "I'm only 25 years old, other people's children are still playing like crazy, and they haven't finished reading some books."

Uncle Wang smiled and said, "Master is young and promising."

Qi Zheng said: "Uncle Wang, I don't want to hear your flattery."

Uncle Wang smiled and didn't answer.

As soon as Qi Zheng entered, the whole family gathered in the living room. He scanned the room full of people and suddenly felt a great pressure.

The old lady said, "What? I've grown up and my wings are hardened, so I'll push you back when I ask you to go home for dinner."

Qi Zheng said with a smile: "What did grandma say, I'm busy."

Qi Zheng obediently sat next to the old lady, and affectionately held grandma's arm.

The old lady was very helpful, and there was a smile on her serious face. She patted Qi Zheng's hand that was afraid of Qi Zheng, and said, "Okay, since we're here, let's have dinner."

The whole family was seated in order of priority, and Qi Zheng was the eldest son and grandson, and the next head of the family, so he sat next to the old man.

Although Qi Zheng's family is a big family, there is no rule of keeping silent. Both the old man and the master asked Qi Zheng about the company, and Qi Zheng answered them one by one. Both of them were quite satisfied with him.After all, Qi Zheng has been in charge of Qiming Entertainment Company for less than a year, and the company has been thriving, and the artists under his banner rarely have scandals, so it can be said that he has done quite well.

After dinner, all the seven aunts and eight aunts gathered around, and Qi Zheng knew that the main event was coming.

The old lady said, "Xiao Zheng, I'm 25 this year."

Qi Zheng bit the bullet and said, "Yes."

"I'm not too young anymore. In the past few decades, there were several children at this age." The old lady said, "It's said to start a family and start a business. You're good, the business is established, but the family has not yet been established. Isn't it just putting the cart before the horse? Well."

Qi Zheng didn't reply.

The old lady said: "Last year, I told you that it was time to find someone. At that time, I introduced you to the daughter of the Sun family. She is good-looking, capable, and has a good personality. You just said that you don't like it. The fate has not come. Now, Ms. Sun is married and pregnant, and you haven't found anyone you like."

"Fate doesn't mean that there is something." Qi Zheng said.

"Oh, that's because you didn't look for it yourself!" Madam slapped Qi Zheng on the back of the head and said bitterly, "Madam and old man got married when they were 19, and your father and I got married when we were 20. You are 21 years old, the average age of marriage in our family is 23, it is a failure for you to be 25 years old!"

"Mom, a person's success or failure cannot be defined by how soon he or she gets married." Qi Zheng protested.

Madam said: "It is in our house."

Qi Zheng: "..."

Next, all the women in the family were preaching to Qi Zheng, telling him the importance of marriage, when a man is working hard outside, he needs a woman at home to greet him, take care of his daily life and so on.Qi Zheng heard one head and two big ones, if the people here were not all elders, he really wanted to throw the table and leave.

Qi Zheng sometimes doesn't understand why his family wants him to get married so early. After all, for a man, he is still half a boy at 25 years old. Among his friends of the same age, which one of them is not in the world, and marriage is not at all important. Children are not in the scope of consideration.Later, his mother told him that the Qi family had a tradition of early marriage. Since the generation when they made their fortune, no one in the family was over 25 and unmarried.For a long time, there has been a superstition in their family, that is, members of the family must marry early in order to continue the family's fortune.

After the new year, Qi Zheng will be 26, and the whole family is very anxious, and they keep recommending girls to him, Qi Zheng is very annoyed.There are two reasons: one, he feels that he is still young and does not want to start a family too early; two, he is gay.

Qi Zheng is a crook by nature, he figured out his sexual orientation in high school, and since then he has kept girls at arm's length, but in order not to irritate his family members, he has never dated boys.In this way, he got mixed up until he was 25 years old. At the age of being forced to marry, he looked at the pictures of the girls his elders found for him, and he felt extremely irritated.Sometimes Qi Zheng wanted to just break the can and come out, but he didn't even have a boyfriend, and he came out unreasonably, and most of the elders would think that he was talking nonsense to avoid getting married.

Qi Zheng listened silently to the nagging of the elders, and he was fascinated to think that his hair must be full of saliva. When he was lost in thought, the old lady coughed, and the whole family stopped talking.

The old lady asked: "Zhenger, what do you think?"

"What do you think?" Qi Zheng was at a loss.

The old lady opened her almond-shaped eyes and said, "You didn't hear a word of what we said just now, did you? I said the Liu family's daughter..."

"Grandma." Qi Zheng interrupted the old lady's words impolitely, and said, "I remembered something, maybe it can help me solve my life-long affairs well."

The old lady asked, "What's the matter?"

Qi Zheng said: "Our family's ancestral marriage token!"

According to legend, the first-generation head of the Qi family dug out a copper coin while digging the soil. He wore the copper coin and found his destined partner. Since then, his business has flourished, and he has transformed from a poor boy to a A rich man, and the relationship between him and his wife has been like a day for ten years, like glue, and they live very happily.Later, the first-generation family head passed down the copper coin as a family heirloom, and made a will. In the future, if any child in the parents fails to find the other half, they can rely on the power of the copper coin, and other members of the family must not object.Even so, there are not two people in the Qi family who really use copper coins to find a partner. A big family like them pays more attention to the vested interests that marriage can bring, and it doesn't matter if the person you marry is someone you really like. up.

In Qi Zheng's generation, few people in his family believed in copper coins. His aunts all said that Qi Zheng was too naive, and that copper coins were like a symbol. How could they really help him find a sweetheart?

Qi Zheng said flatly: "It is said in the ancestor's instruction that when someone wants to use copper coins, other people can't intervene, otherwise it will damage the luck of the Qi family."

After Qi Zheng said this, everyone fell silent.

When it comes to business matters, the Qi family is very superstitious, and no one dares to gamble with the Qi family's luck.

The old lady glanced at Qi Zheng and said, "Go and ask your grandpa."

In the corridor on the second floor, the old man on crutches heard Qi Zheng's words a long time ago, waved his hand indifferently, and said, "Let him go."

The old lady said: "He has to set a limit. We don't know whether this copper coin is effective or not. There is no record of how to use it. We have to set a time limit. If there is no movement of this copper coin during the New Year, you have to listen to it." My arrangement."

Qi Zheng did the math, and there are still seven months until the new year, he gritted his teeth and agreed, "Good grandma."

The copper coins were in the corner of the Qi family's collection room, and Qi Zheng searched for a long time before he found the box containing the copper coins, which was covered with a thick layer of dust.Qi Zheng breathed out, the flying dust choked him so that he sneezed.

Open the lid of the box, and the copper coin lay quietly in it. It was a severely worn copper coin, and the year name engraved on it could no longer be seen clearly.

Qi Zheng groped for the copper coin with his fingertips. It was cold and nothing special. He couldn't help wondering, could this copper coin really help him find the person who would spend his life with him?After he was puzzled, he laughed. He didn't believe in the so-called marriage with copper coins. The reason why he said that was just to find a reason.