The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack
Chapter 70 The So-Called Couple Necklace
After Li Dahai dismissed Lin Xiao, he went to the vegetable market to buy some fresh vegetables and meat to get some food reserves. After all, Ke Chu came back, and there was an extra mouth in the house, so he couldn't mess around like before. Mix it up right.Li Dahai knew that Ke Chu had a tricky mouth and was very picky about food. Although Ke Chu hid it well to win his favor, he still noticed it. People's habits cannot be changed in a day or two.
Li Dahai, who relied on Ke Chu's preference to pick ingredients in the vegetable market, didn't realize that he had completely adapted to Ke Chu's existence.
Carrying a bunch of plastic bags and humming a little song, Li Dahai walked home leisurely and contentedly, but saw a messy scene in the house, all the cabinets were opened, the things inside were tossed everywhere, and the sofa was crumbling. , Even the pillows on the sofa were not spared, the zippers of the pillows were unzipped, and the cotton inside was scattered all over the floor.Li Dahai was stunned for a moment, shit!The house was burglarized? !Who is so bold to steal Li Dahai's house? !
Li Dahai quickly threw down the bag in his hand and rushed into the house, "Ke Chu? Where are you, Ke Chu?" He didn't forget that Ke Chu was still sleeping at home. After being woken up, the current thieves are all desperate. Li Dahai was very worried, and Ke Chu should not be surprised.
Fortunately, when Li Dahai called, Ke Chu emerged from the study in the back room, and ran to Li Dahai anxiously with red eyes, "What should I do, Dahai, the house has been burglarized..."
The house was in such a mess. Apart from being ransacked by thieves, Li Dahai couldn't think of any other reason. He pulled Ke Chu to look left and right, and he didn't seem to be injured, so he felt relieved, "You're fine. That's good, there is nothing valuable at home, so if you steal it, just steal it."
"How can I just steal it? I lost the ring I wanted to give you." Ke Chu said, tears streaming down his face. Ke Chu never felt that he was a sentimental person, but he lost it and planned to give it to you. Li Dahai's ring felt as if his heart had been hollowed out, "After I woke up in the afternoon, I found that the ring was gone. I thought it was confiscated by myself yesterday, but I searched all over the house, but I couldn't find it..."
"..." Wait a minute, listening to this tone, it seems that the scene of being robbed at home is all Ke Chu's own masterpiece. Anything else?"
"Probably... not." Ke Chu himself was not sure. When he got up, he found that the ring on the bedside was missing. lost……"
"Did you mean this?" Li Dahai said, shaking the red string around his neck with two fingers, and the ring that Ke Chu lost in his mouth swayed along with the red string.
"You..." When Ke Chu saw the ring hanging on Li Dahai's neck, his tears stopped suddenly, and he couldn't believe it.
"Didn't it be given to me? Or do you want to go back?" Li Dahai stretched out his hand and deliberately made a movement intending to tear off the ring.Ke Chu was so surprised that he quickly stopped, "Don't, wear it, wear it well." Ke Chu took Li Dahai's hand and said nothing to make him take off the ring.
"You can't take it off if you wear it." Ke Chu touched the grain of the ring, and said seriously: "I'll take it as you promised me that you will be with me forever."
"I thought we were already together." Li Dahai squinted and touched the bridge of his nose. He admitted that he was tempted. Although Ke Chu's sudden marriage proposal last night made him at a loss, if Ke Chu said it again, he might agree.
"Huh?" Ke Chu didn't quite understand the meaning of Li Dahai's words.
"You broke through the wall, crawled on my bed every night, and lived in my house for a while, we can be regarded as semi-cohabitation, and you are always on the phone every day when you go abroad, and..."
Before Li Dahai could finish speaking, Ke Chu couldn't bear it long ago. He poked his head over to cover Li Dahai's mouth, sucked fiercely, pried open Li Dahai's teeth, and stuck his tongue into the opponent's mouth. , keep asking for it.
Ke Chu is definitely not a tactful person when it comes to love affairs, he knows what he wants, he likes Li Dahai, and he wants him right now.Stumbling, Ke Chu pushed Li Dahai to the sofa and sat on him.
Li Dahai looked at Ke Chu who was sitting on top of him, he was extremely enchanting, his purple pupils shone seductively, Ke Chu was wearing a white loose shirt, that shirt belonged to Li Dahai, Ke Chu's frame It can't stand up at all, and the beautiful collarbone is exposed from the neckline, which is simply a crime.
"Dahai, let's do it." Ke Chu smiled lightly, and took off his shirt, his flawless white body was dazzling.He leaned down and pressed against Li Dahai's chest, kissing his neck, chin, and the back of his ears, while his hands kept groping for the person below him.
Counting the days, Ke Chu has been abroad for more than a month, and the two of them haven't done anything for such a long time. Of course, they should do what they should do.Li Dahai fully cooperated with Ke Chu's movements, and didn't do much foreplay. When it was time to raise his gun and go into battle, Ke Chu's stomach made a "cuckoo—" sound.
Is this hungry?Li Dahai's face was covered with black lines.But Ke Chu didn't take it seriously, "Don't worry about it, let's continue..." We've come to this point, and it would be too violent if we don't come here once.
It seems that Ke Chu's stomach can understand human language. After Ke Chu said this, his stomach began to protest again, and there was another burst of "cuckoo--" screams.
The stomach is already screaming like this, how can we continue with the atmosphere?Ke Chu got off Li Dahai very angrily, sat aside, lowered his head in frustration, almost buried his head in the crack of the sofa.
Li Dahai also sat up, looking at Ke Chu who was just in the shape of an ostrich, couldn't help feeling amused, stretched out his hands to rub his messy hair and asked, "How long has it been since you ate?"
"Two days..." Ke Chu replied in a low voice.It's really not his fault, he never eats airplane meals, and went to bed last night because of a failed marriage proposal. He didn't even touch the noodles cooked by Li Dahai. Today, he found that the ring was gone, so how could he even think about eating? Not counting the time, almost two days.
After hearing this, Li Dahai didn't know whether he should be angry or laugh. Is there anyone who tormented his body so much? He stood up, walked to the door and mentioned the vegetables he bought at the vegetable market, "Then let's cook first."
"But I..." Originally Ke Chu wanted to say "I can do it", but he couldn't live up to his stomach and cried out again.
Li Dahai burst out laughing, "I don't want to send you to the hospital half way through," he said, bowing his head and kissing Ke Chu's cheek, "Go on after eating, be good."
In the face of the person he likes, Ke Chu is definitely a super easy-to-compromise type of person. No, after being coaxed by Li Dahai, his face immediately turned red and his head bobbed up and down like garlic, "En."
Li Dahai first boiled an egg custard and asked Ke Chu to put it on first, and then started to work in the kitchen by himself.Li Dahai's culinary skills are getting better recently. Before that, his cooking skills belonged to the level of eating undead people, but because there is always a Ke Chu who comes to make money by his side, Li Dahai has to do a few more things. After a long time, cooking The more meals I have, the more I tend to become a chef.
Ke Chu ate two mouthfuls of egg custard, and then helped Li Dahai from the sidelines, washing vegetables, washing rice, stirring garlic and other basic kitchen cooking skills. Ke Chu still mastered them, no, it should be said that they were honed by Li Dahai. All in all, the two of them are just grinding each other through life.
After working in the kitchen for more than an hour, he cooked four home-cooked dishes, eggplant with minced meat, stir-fried tofu with shrimps, etc. Ke Chu likes to eat. Li Dahai ordered, "Ke Chu, serve rice."
"Okay." Ke Chu ordered, took two bowls from the cupboard, filled them with rice, and served them in the living room.
Newspapers were spread on the tea table in the living room, the two of them put the prepared dishes on the top, turned on the TV, each had a bowl of rice in their hands, and watched TV while eating, quite in the rhythm of old men and old men.
Li Dahai picked up a chopstick and threw it into Ke Chu's bowl. He inadvertently saw Ke Chu's neck, and found that there was also a red string hanging around his neck. The ring that should have been worn on the ring finger was now used as a necklace. , worn vulgarly on Ke Chu's neck.
"What's wrong?" Ke Chu noticed that Li Dahai was staring at him, he turned his head and saw Li Dahai was staring at the ring on his chest, he smiled and held the ring in front of Li Dahai, "I also wear it with a rope He, this is also a couple, do we count as wearing couple necklaces?"
Ke Chu always likes to do such nonsense things, the tenderloin that was supposed to be put into Ke Chu's bowl was simply stuffed into Li Dahai's mouth, Li Dahai turned his face away, "You talk a lot of nonsense, eat it Can rice not stop your mouth?"
"Woo..." Ke Chu swallowed the tenderloin in two or three mouthfuls, and wanted to continue the topic just now, but saw Li Dahai silently picking up vegetables there, looking as if on the surface it was the same as usual, To Ke Chu’s confession, the left ear went in and the right ear came out more, but unfortunately his ears betrayed him, Li Dahai’s ears were red, how could the sharp-eyed Ke Chu not notice it, and exclaimed excitedly: “Dahai, you’re shy right?"
"..." Ke Chu, please don't speak so loudly!Who told you I'm shy?Don't guess.Li Dahai will never admit it.
"Oh, don't be embarrassed, I knew you liked me," Ke Chu was definitely cheap and obedient, he obediently rubbed against Li Dahai, like a cat, and then said affectionately Said: "You know it, I like you too, I like you very much." After speaking, he smacked Li Dahai's face, and then quickly retreated before Li Dahai could react, and licked the corner of his mouth in satisfaction. Looking at the greasy lip marks left by himself, he buried his head in satisfaction and continued to eat.
The author has something to say: Today’s update is late, I’m sorry~, I ran to update before I became the emperor again, Xiaoyu found that the feeling of writing the era of becoming the emperor again was too strong, so that when I started writing cannon fodder counterattack, I always thought about it It's abusive [picking nose], fortunately Xiao Yu held back and said [shoot away~]
Please collect~, please comment~, please recommend~
Li Dahai, who relied on Ke Chu's preference to pick ingredients in the vegetable market, didn't realize that he had completely adapted to Ke Chu's existence.
Carrying a bunch of plastic bags and humming a little song, Li Dahai walked home leisurely and contentedly, but saw a messy scene in the house, all the cabinets were opened, the things inside were tossed everywhere, and the sofa was crumbling. , Even the pillows on the sofa were not spared, the zippers of the pillows were unzipped, and the cotton inside was scattered all over the floor.Li Dahai was stunned for a moment, shit!The house was burglarized? !Who is so bold to steal Li Dahai's house? !
Li Dahai quickly threw down the bag in his hand and rushed into the house, "Ke Chu? Where are you, Ke Chu?" He didn't forget that Ke Chu was still sleeping at home. After being woken up, the current thieves are all desperate. Li Dahai was very worried, and Ke Chu should not be surprised.
Fortunately, when Li Dahai called, Ke Chu emerged from the study in the back room, and ran to Li Dahai anxiously with red eyes, "What should I do, Dahai, the house has been burglarized..."
The house was in such a mess. Apart from being ransacked by thieves, Li Dahai couldn't think of any other reason. He pulled Ke Chu to look left and right, and he didn't seem to be injured, so he felt relieved, "You're fine. That's good, there is nothing valuable at home, so if you steal it, just steal it."
"How can I just steal it? I lost the ring I wanted to give you." Ke Chu said, tears streaming down his face. Ke Chu never felt that he was a sentimental person, but he lost it and planned to give it to you. Li Dahai's ring felt as if his heart had been hollowed out, "After I woke up in the afternoon, I found that the ring was gone. I thought it was confiscated by myself yesterday, but I searched all over the house, but I couldn't find it..."
"..." Wait a minute, listening to this tone, it seems that the scene of being robbed at home is all Ke Chu's own masterpiece. Anything else?"
"Probably... not." Ke Chu himself was not sure. When he got up, he found that the ring on the bedside was missing. lost……"
"Did you mean this?" Li Dahai said, shaking the red string around his neck with two fingers, and the ring that Ke Chu lost in his mouth swayed along with the red string.
"You..." When Ke Chu saw the ring hanging on Li Dahai's neck, his tears stopped suddenly, and he couldn't believe it.
"Didn't it be given to me? Or do you want to go back?" Li Dahai stretched out his hand and deliberately made a movement intending to tear off the ring.Ke Chu was so surprised that he quickly stopped, "Don't, wear it, wear it well." Ke Chu took Li Dahai's hand and said nothing to make him take off the ring.
"You can't take it off if you wear it." Ke Chu touched the grain of the ring, and said seriously: "I'll take it as you promised me that you will be with me forever."
"I thought we were already together." Li Dahai squinted and touched the bridge of his nose. He admitted that he was tempted. Although Ke Chu's sudden marriage proposal last night made him at a loss, if Ke Chu said it again, he might agree.
"Huh?" Ke Chu didn't quite understand the meaning of Li Dahai's words.
"You broke through the wall, crawled on my bed every night, and lived in my house for a while, we can be regarded as semi-cohabitation, and you are always on the phone every day when you go abroad, and..."
Before Li Dahai could finish speaking, Ke Chu couldn't bear it long ago. He poked his head over to cover Li Dahai's mouth, sucked fiercely, pried open Li Dahai's teeth, and stuck his tongue into the opponent's mouth. , keep asking for it.
Ke Chu is definitely not a tactful person when it comes to love affairs, he knows what he wants, he likes Li Dahai, and he wants him right now.Stumbling, Ke Chu pushed Li Dahai to the sofa and sat on him.
Li Dahai looked at Ke Chu who was sitting on top of him, he was extremely enchanting, his purple pupils shone seductively, Ke Chu was wearing a white loose shirt, that shirt belonged to Li Dahai, Ke Chu's frame It can't stand up at all, and the beautiful collarbone is exposed from the neckline, which is simply a crime.
"Dahai, let's do it." Ke Chu smiled lightly, and took off his shirt, his flawless white body was dazzling.He leaned down and pressed against Li Dahai's chest, kissing his neck, chin, and the back of his ears, while his hands kept groping for the person below him.
Counting the days, Ke Chu has been abroad for more than a month, and the two of them haven't done anything for such a long time. Of course, they should do what they should do.Li Dahai fully cooperated with Ke Chu's movements, and didn't do much foreplay. When it was time to raise his gun and go into battle, Ke Chu's stomach made a "cuckoo—" sound.
Is this hungry?Li Dahai's face was covered with black lines.But Ke Chu didn't take it seriously, "Don't worry about it, let's continue..." We've come to this point, and it would be too violent if we don't come here once.
It seems that Ke Chu's stomach can understand human language. After Ke Chu said this, his stomach began to protest again, and there was another burst of "cuckoo--" screams.
The stomach is already screaming like this, how can we continue with the atmosphere?Ke Chu got off Li Dahai very angrily, sat aside, lowered his head in frustration, almost buried his head in the crack of the sofa.
Li Dahai also sat up, looking at Ke Chu who was just in the shape of an ostrich, couldn't help feeling amused, stretched out his hands to rub his messy hair and asked, "How long has it been since you ate?"
"Two days..." Ke Chu replied in a low voice.It's really not his fault, he never eats airplane meals, and went to bed last night because of a failed marriage proposal. He didn't even touch the noodles cooked by Li Dahai. Today, he found that the ring was gone, so how could he even think about eating? Not counting the time, almost two days.
After hearing this, Li Dahai didn't know whether he should be angry or laugh. Is there anyone who tormented his body so much? He stood up, walked to the door and mentioned the vegetables he bought at the vegetable market, "Then let's cook first."
"But I..." Originally Ke Chu wanted to say "I can do it", but he couldn't live up to his stomach and cried out again.
Li Dahai burst out laughing, "I don't want to send you to the hospital half way through," he said, bowing his head and kissing Ke Chu's cheek, "Go on after eating, be good."
In the face of the person he likes, Ke Chu is definitely a super easy-to-compromise type of person. No, after being coaxed by Li Dahai, his face immediately turned red and his head bobbed up and down like garlic, "En."
Li Dahai first boiled an egg custard and asked Ke Chu to put it on first, and then started to work in the kitchen by himself.Li Dahai's culinary skills are getting better recently. Before that, his cooking skills belonged to the level of eating undead people, but because there is always a Ke Chu who comes to make money by his side, Li Dahai has to do a few more things. After a long time, cooking The more meals I have, the more I tend to become a chef.
Ke Chu ate two mouthfuls of egg custard, and then helped Li Dahai from the sidelines, washing vegetables, washing rice, stirring garlic and other basic kitchen cooking skills. Ke Chu still mastered them, no, it should be said that they were honed by Li Dahai. All in all, the two of them are just grinding each other through life.
After working in the kitchen for more than an hour, he cooked four home-cooked dishes, eggplant with minced meat, stir-fried tofu with shrimps, etc. Ke Chu likes to eat. Li Dahai ordered, "Ke Chu, serve rice."
"Okay." Ke Chu ordered, took two bowls from the cupboard, filled them with rice, and served them in the living room.
Newspapers were spread on the tea table in the living room, the two of them put the prepared dishes on the top, turned on the TV, each had a bowl of rice in their hands, and watched TV while eating, quite in the rhythm of old men and old men.
Li Dahai picked up a chopstick and threw it into Ke Chu's bowl. He inadvertently saw Ke Chu's neck, and found that there was also a red string hanging around his neck. The ring that should have been worn on the ring finger was now used as a necklace. , worn vulgarly on Ke Chu's neck.
"What's wrong?" Ke Chu noticed that Li Dahai was staring at him, he turned his head and saw Li Dahai was staring at the ring on his chest, he smiled and held the ring in front of Li Dahai, "I also wear it with a rope He, this is also a couple, do we count as wearing couple necklaces?"
Ke Chu always likes to do such nonsense things, the tenderloin that was supposed to be put into Ke Chu's bowl was simply stuffed into Li Dahai's mouth, Li Dahai turned his face away, "You talk a lot of nonsense, eat it Can rice not stop your mouth?"
"Woo..." Ke Chu swallowed the tenderloin in two or three mouthfuls, and wanted to continue the topic just now, but saw Li Dahai silently picking up vegetables there, looking as if on the surface it was the same as usual, To Ke Chu’s confession, the left ear went in and the right ear came out more, but unfortunately his ears betrayed him, Li Dahai’s ears were red, how could the sharp-eyed Ke Chu not notice it, and exclaimed excitedly: “Dahai, you’re shy right?"
"..." Ke Chu, please don't speak so loudly!Who told you I'm shy?Don't guess.Li Dahai will never admit it.
"Oh, don't be embarrassed, I knew you liked me," Ke Chu was definitely cheap and obedient, he obediently rubbed against Li Dahai, like a cat, and then said affectionately Said: "You know it, I like you too, I like you very much." After speaking, he smacked Li Dahai's face, and then quickly retreated before Li Dahai could react, and licked the corner of his mouth in satisfaction. Looking at the greasy lip marks left by himself, he buried his head in satisfaction and continued to eat.
The author has something to say: Today’s update is late, I’m sorry~, I ran to update before I became the emperor again, Xiaoyu found that the feeling of writing the era of becoming the emperor again was too strong, so that when I started writing cannon fodder counterattack, I always thought about it It's abusive [picking nose], fortunately Xiao Yu held back and said [shoot away~]
Please collect~, please comment~, please recommend~
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