The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

Ke Chu rummaged through his luggage for a while, and finally found the black gift bag containing the sausages. Ke Chu picked it up and opened it with great interest, then stood there motionless, as if possessed by an evil spirit.

Seeing Ke Chu standing there for half a minute, Li Dahai called out strangely, "Ke Chu?"

Ke Chu came back to his senses after hearing Li Dahai calling him. He turned around, put the bag behind him, and said with an incomparably bright smile, "Dahai, let's order some noodles, sausages...we'll bake it tomorrow."

"Huh?" Li Dahai raised his eyebrows, and it seemed that Ke Chu had something to hide from him.

In fact, this is not to say that Ke Chu can't tell lies, it's just that the target is Li Dahai. Every time Ke Chu sees him, he immediately loses track of him, and his words don't pass through his brain. "That..." Ke Chu said hesitantly: "That... I eat western food every day outside, and I'm tired of sausages. Give me a break tonight. Let's order some noodles."

Ke Chu didn't realize that the more he talked and explained, the more problems there were.He only knew that Li Dahai must not see the contents of the bag, otherwise he would be considered a pervert, what if Dahai didn't like him because of this? !Ke Chu silently scolded his elder brother Ke Yuan no less than 120 times in his heart.

"What are you hiding behind?" The more Ke Chu hid, the more Li Dahai wanted to know.

"No...it's nothing." Ke Chu took two steps back.

"Really?" Li Dahai was not so easy to dismiss, he stood up quickly, and approached Ke Chu with lightning speed, "What is it, let me take a look." Li Dahai stretched out his hand to take it. come and see.

"No!" Ke Chu hurriedly moved the bag back, but his speed was still half a beat slower. When he realized it, Li Dahai was already pulling one handle of the bag, no, one to the left, one to the left. Pulling to the right, and this gift bag is made of paper, so without any effort, the bag was torn in half, and all the things in the bag spilled out and fell all over the floor.

Although everyone is an adult, the things that fall out are still a bit hard to tell.When Ke Chu saw the things that had been scattered all over the ground, his face turned red like a ripe apple, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

Li Dahai was also shocked by the "items" all over the floor, but he quickly accepted it. This is the background of the meaty world. It's normal for these things to come out, isn't it? Even in a normal world, there are three or five bars Is there a store selling health care products on the street?Li Dahai rubbed his chin, looked at Ke Chu thoughtfully and said, "Ke Chu, we've known each other for so long, I didn't know you have this hobby."

"Uh..." Ke Chu was a little dazed and didn't realize what "this hobby" was for a while.

"Do you like to play with uniforms?" Li Dahai said, then picked up a female version of a pink maid outfit on the ground, and gestured to Ke Chu, and it fit quite well.

"..."

"And shame PLAY?" Li Dahai found that the clothes were not just lace maids and the like, but also very exposed black leather, leather whips, chains and so on. If the shorts were worn on Ke Chu, Ke Chu The little butt is definitely more upright than before.

"..."

Li Dahai looked at a few exquisite small boxes that fell out, thinking that it was all like this anyway, so he could see all of them. Thinking of this, Li Dahai bent down to pick up the box, and when he opened it, the contents inside really made him so excited. startled.Li Dahai asked in disbelief: "Are you still interested in S's play?"

"..." Ke Chu didn't know what to say anymore, he is very innocent, these are not his things!

"Are you...M?" Li Dahai asked tentatively.Although he always complained about Ke Chu's brain damage and being abused, but in fact, after getting along with him, Li Dahai felt that except for a little bit at times, he usually looked normal.

"Of course not!" Ke Chu quickly denied.

"You're not M," Li Dahai thought about it, but suddenly he felt something was wrong. What are these things used for? Li Dahai suddenly had a chill in his heart, "You are not M, are you S? You should You don't want to use these props on me, do you? You are..."

Before Li Dahai finished speaking, Ke Chu interrupted him and hurriedly explained: "I'm not a pervert, this...these things are not mine, they are my elder brother..." Ke Chu said "Brother "The word has a final sound, and he immediately changed his words, "Yes...it belongs to an outsider, yes, it belongs to an outsider, I must have taken it wrong at the airport, Dahai, don't get me wrong." Ke Chu was afraid of Li Dahai Knowing Ke Yuan's little hobby, and mistakenly thinking that he is a good guy, it's not good, so he just changed his mouth and pushed it away.

"Okay, I got it." Li Dahai felt relieved at this moment, he heard the word "big brother" just now.Is that right? If these things belonged to that ghost Ke Yuan, he would understand.Li Dahai silently mourned for Ke Yuan's "toy" for three seconds.

"Da... Dahai, you have to believe me, this has nothing to do with me." Seeing that Li Dahai believed it so easily, Ke Chu thought he was just trying to put it off, and his tongue got stuck in a hurry.

"I believe you, I know you're normal." Seeing Ke Chu's anxious look, Li Dahai couldn't help smiling and patting him on the head, "You go to bed later, I'll go to the next article, do you want to add an egg or an egg? Luncheon meat?"

Being distracted by Li Dahai's topic, Ke Chu said without even thinking about it: "Add all of them."

"Okay, add them all." Li Dahai said casually, "Aren't you afraid of growing fat?"

"Uh..." Ke Chu's complexion changed, and he couldn't help touching his belly. He shouldn't have gotten fat, did he become fat and Dahai doesn't like him anymore?After replenishing the brain, Ke Chu immediately changed the recipe, "Then don't add anything, let's boil the noodles."

When Li Dahai finished cooking the noodles and came out of the kitchen, Ke Chu was packing his luggage. Li Dahai found it hard to see that the young master had made enough food and clothing by himself, although the living room seemed to be more messy than before.

Li Dahai put the noodles on the tea table, then beckoned to Ke Chu to come over, "Ke Chu come and eat the noodles, I'll pack your things tomorrow."

"Okay." Ke Chu answered obediently, stopped what he was doing and sat on the sofa with Li Dahai. Li Dahai's noodles contained eggs, luncheon meat, and some seaweed mustard. .Ke Chu looked at the sea bowl in front of him and frowned a little, "I won't say everything, I don't add anything, I just eat boiled noodles."

Whoever responded to Ke Chu's little request was ignored. Li Dahai took a sip of the Dahai bowl he held in his hand, and then said, "You're the one who has a lot to do."

"It's not too many things." Ke Chu pouted, and put all the eggs and luncheon meat in his bowl into Li Dahai's bowl, "Don't try to fatten me up and get rid of me." He absolutely can't change fat.

Li Dahai was amused by Ke Chu's words, he bought these things specially for Ke Chu, wouldn't it be a waste if he didn't eat them?Then he put the eggs and lunch meat that he picked up just now back into Ke Chu's bowl, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, even if you become a little fat pig, I won't get rid of you."

"You're a little fat pig!" Ke Chu immediately frowned when he heard that. With his appearance and figure, he was often pulled by talent scouts to be a model when he walked on the street. Well, why is he a little fat pig? !After the fried hair, he reacted again, as if Dahai had said another sentence. Ke Chu's eyes lit up, and he carefully stretched out his salty pig's claws to grab Li Dahai's arm and asked, "Dahai, if one day, I really change I've become a little fat pig... No, I mean if one day I become ugly and poor, you won't get rid of me, right?"

"Well, no," Li Dahai didn't look at Ke Chu's sincere eyes at all, but focused on the noodles in his bowl, and after swallowing the noodles in his mouth, he joked: "I'll turn around I'll raise you, and I'll make sure you'll grow fat and fat, and then cook and eat." As he spoke, another large chopsticks of noodles fell into his mouth.

Li Dahai's words made Ke Chu's eyes turn red, and then he said in a strange way, "Why don't we get married."

"..." This must be an auditory hallucination, it must be an auditory hallucination, just now Li Dahai babbled too much, he absolutely did not think that Ke Chu would propose to him again.

"Dahai, shall we get married?" Ke Chu asked again unwillingly.

"...cough cough cough...cough cough cough..." This time a mouthful of noodles got stuck in his throat, Li Dahai coughed violently, shit!What was going on in Ke Chu's mind? !Why did such a sentence pop up all of a sudden.

Ke Chu also found that he was frightening Li Dahai, so he quickly patted him on the back, made him cough up the noodles in his throat, then poured him a glass of water, and asked with great self-reproach: "Dahai, are you okay?" ?” It should be done after eating the noodles, I am too impatient.

Li Dahai took the water and drank it, and then he calmed down a bit. After the relaxation, he looked at Ke Chu with the eyes of an alien. Now he confirmed for the N+1 time that Ke Chu's thinking is absolutely different from that of ordinary people. Not from the same dimension, "You...are... are you proposing marriage?" It took Li Dahai half a minute to complete the sentence intermittently.

"En." Ke Chu nodded seriously, "Strike while the iron is hot." After speaking, Ke Chu stood up and got into his pile of luggage, and began to unpack things again.

"Strike while the iron is hot"?Where did you get the iron?Who is hot with you?If you can't speak, don't use idioms indiscriminately, okay? !Li Dahai was already unable to complain.Ke Chu's emotional line has always been the trajectory of a roller coaster, and Li Dahai has ridden it for countless times, so he understands that Ke Chu is for real.

Ke Chu didn't notice the changeable expression on Li Dahai's face behind him at all. He had been concentrating on finding the things he bought in country F.Soon, he found it in the innermost layer of the suitcase.

Then Ke Chu sat back beside Li Dahai, but there was an extra small and delicate box in his hand, everyone could tell that it was a box for rings.Ke Chu solemnly opened the box, put it in the palm of his hand, spread it in front of Li Dahai, and said very formally and seriously: "Dahai, let's get married."

The author has something to say: This time, Xiao Chu's end in filling his brain is to propose directly~ Dahai, please do it yourself~ ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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