The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

"Xiaochun..." Lin Xiaoran is still rational, but he is the protagonist of Suwen, with a pure heart and a body, so he is destined to be unable to become rational and unable to bear it.

Lin Xiaoran leaned on the sofa and looked at Liu Chun angrily. Is there something wrong with Liu Chun? Why is he so clueless?When he used to seduce Ke Xichen and the others like this, they couldn't hold back at all. They pulled him so and so, and couldn't get up the next day. One trick doesn't work on Liu Chun? !

Although Liu Chun and Lin Xiaoran have the same attributes, the things they experienced are completely different. Lin Xiaoran is the protagonist. Although he went through a "dark" period unwillingly, the direction of this original book is sweet and mutual love. There is no trend of deep sadomasochism, so Lin Xiaoran has always been held in the palm of his hand and pampered by his real cannon fodder.

And Liu Chun is just a blackened white lotus in the article, who later went to extremes to kill Lin Xiaoran. Of course, he will not win the favor of the original author, so his setting is terribly hard, just from Li Dahai After returning to the book, it gradually improved.What kind of medicine has Liu Chun never seen before?He knew that taking the medicine was painful and he couldn't help himself. He had been fed many times before.

Liu Chun understood Lin Xiaoran's pain of burning his body and having nowhere to vent it, and he couldn't bear to see Lin Xiaoran suffering like this, so he pulled Lin Xiaoran to the bathroom, "Lin Xiaoran, come with me."

"Let's... shall we go to the bedroom?" Lin Xiaoran thought Liu Chun was going to take her to the bedroom to do that.

Liu Chun didn't answer. After pulling Lin Xiaoran into the bathroom, he pushed him into the bathtub. Lin Xiaoran was stunned. Did he plan to do it in the bathtub?I didn't expect Liu Chun to have a lot of tricks.

Lin Xiaoran stretched his arms around Liu Chun's neck, wanting to do something with him, but Liu Chun didn't care about Lin Xiaoran's movements, he quickly removed the nozzle, turned on the cold water, and sprayed it on Lin Xiaoran's body.

"Ah—" Lin Xiaoran screamed, it's so cool!What is he doing!Lin Xiaoran pushed the nozzle over angrily, but Liu Chun couldn't hold it steady, and the water from the nozzle also splashed on Liu Chun's clothes, and his whole body was soaked.

"Why are you doing this to me?" Lin Xiaoran said aggrievedly, how could Liu Chun do this, he couldn't help himself.

"Do you feel better now?" Liu Chun said angrily, he was very depressed, he was obviously helping him, why did he act like a victim.

"What?" Lin Xiaoran was stunned for a moment, only then did he realize that his desire didn't seem so strong anymore.

"Taking a cold shower will relieve some pain." This is entirely from Liu Chun's experience.

"Thank you...thank you." Lin Xiaoran was very moved. He didn't expect Liu Chun to be so nice. Could it be that he was wrongly blamed before?I am really too small.

"Don't think about it, breathe more steadily, bear with it and it will pass." Liu Chun enlightened him.

"kindness."

No, the two little ones staged a picture of me helping you take a cold shower in the bathroom.

Before taking a cold bath for 5 minutes, I heard a knock on the door outside. Except for Li Dahai, there should be no one else. Liu Chun finally exhaled and handed the nozzle to Lin Xiaoran, "You wash first. Come on, I'll open the door for Brother Hai."

As soon as he heard that Li Dahai had returned, Lin Xiaoran's body, which was already cooling down, became hot again. He reluctantly took the nozzle, and the cold water could no longer dispel his fire.

Liu Chun got up and left the bathroom, and ran to the living room to open the door.

When Liu Chun opened the door, he was dumbfounded, because the person standing at the door knocking was not Li Dahai but Ke Yuan!Liu Chun wants to die now, this is too coincidental, Liu Chun has some doubts whether Ke Yuan has installed some tracking device on himself, otherwise why would he not come sooner or later? Come.

"Xiaochun? What's the matter?" Seeing Liu Chun standing still at the door, Ke Yuan had no intention of letting him in.

"Yuan...Brother Yuan, why are you here?" Liu Chun is definitely not the type of person who can lie, and his tongue tied up within a few words.

"I went abroad some time ago, and you didn't take the initiative to call me, so I came to see you." Ke Yuan smiled and said, "Why, don't you let me go in and have a sit?"

Liu Chun was surprised before, but Ke Yuan suddenly lost contact for a while, he thought it was because Ke Yuan was not interested in him, how could he take the initiative to call to say hello, he just burned incense and worshiped Buddha to the Bodhisattva to fulfill his wish.

After Ke Yuan said so, Liu Chun had to make a way for Ke Yuan to come in, so as not to make Ke Yuan suspicious.

Ke Yuan entered the room and saw that Liu Chun's clothes were all wet, and asked, "What's wrong with your clothes?"

"Huh?" Liu Chun thought of a reason and replied: "I... I just turned on the water to take a bath, but I didn't hold the nozzle firmly, and the water spilled out."

Ke Yuan heard that there seemed to be the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, so he didn't ask any more questions, but only instructed: "Go and change your clothes first, don't catch a cold."

"okay."

Liu Chun quickly changed his clothes, and went to the kitchen to pour a cup of tea for Ke Yuan.Ke Yuan just likes this kind of Liu Chun, who has winks, is well-behaved and sensible, never plays petty temper with himself, and is very obedient.In the past, Ke Yuan hired a starlet, or found a lover, and he said goodbye as soon as the freshness wore off, but Liu Chun never made him feel any freshness, and he always had that faint feeling of being at home. Yuan likes and enjoys it very much.

Ke Yuan put the tea on the coffee table, took out a black handbag from his side, and handed it to Liu Chun, "It's a gift, it's for you."

"Uh...thank you." Liu Chun said very politely, and took the bag from Ke Yuan.

"Don't you see what I gave you?"

Hearing what Ke Yuan had said, Liu Chun had no choice but to open the bag to have a look, then was speechless, this is... sausage?This seems to be very inconsistent with Ke Yuan's image.

Liu Chun reached into the bag, took out the two super big sausages on the top of the bag, and then looked at Ke Yuan very puzzled: "This is... a gift?"

Now it's Ke Yuan's turn to be speechless, why did the tools he bought abroad turn into big Frankfurt sausages? !Could it be an exchange of gift bags with Ke Chu?

It is said that Ke Yuan was on a business trip to Europe, met Ke Chu and Qiu Xuexin who were relaxing in Europe, and was dragged together by them. Ke Yuan remembered that Ke Chu almost ran all over France to buy Frankfurt sausages, and found a private The workshop is said to be the purest one. When Ke Yuan and Qiu Xuexin saw Ke Chu carrying a big bag of sausages as souvenirs back home to give away, their jaws almost dropped.They all wondered if the person in front of him was Ke Chu, maybe an alien possessed.

It is said that the sausage was to be given to Li Dahai, and Ke Yuan knew Ke Chu's concern for Li Dahai, and if he found out that the gift he was going to give had been dropped, he would have to make a fuss.

"This gift is wrong, this is what Xiao Chu wants to give to Li Dahai." Ke Yuan hurriedly disregarded the relationship, such a stupid gift has nothing to do with him.

"Oh...oh." In fact, Liu Chun was a little afraid of the gift Ke Yuan was talking about, because generally if Ke Yuan gave him any "normal" things, they would be sent by someone, unless it was something "abnormal". Ke Yuan will give him something with his own hands.As for those "abnormal" things, Liu Chun really couldn't stand them.

"But I still have something to give you." As he spoke, Ke Yuan took out a delicate little gift box from his pocket, with a dark black packaging, "Give me your key."

Hearing this, Liu Chun looked around, saw his key on the shoe cabinet at the door, took it and handed it to Ke Yuan. Ke Yuan opened the gift box in his hand, and there was a small saber-style key chain inside. The workmanship of the small saber is very fine, the carving patterns are extremely exquisite, and there are several small gemstones inlaid on the scabbard.

Ke Yuan hung the key chain on Liu Chun's key, took off the scabbard after finishing, and showed Liu Chun that the knife was opened and looked extremely sharp. The length of the knife was about three centimeters. Less than one centimeter wide, it looks like a small toy, not even qualified as a fruit knife.

After reconciling the scabbard, Ke Yuan returned the key to Liu Chun, "Don't look at the smallness of the knife. It is said that it cuts iron like mud. It is a decoration on the surface. You can use it for self-defense."

"..." Self-defense?Who else can I guard against but you?

Liu Chun was worried about Lin Xiaoran in the bathroom, but he couldn't let Ke Yuan see it. After thinking about it, he said: "Brother Yuan, you have just returned to China, you must be very tired, I won't keep you, I have to take a bath Reading a book."

"Taking a shower?" Ke Yuan felt that this proposal was good, "It happens that I'm also sweating all over, let's take a bath together." He said and pulled Liu Chun towards the bathroom.

"..." Why did things become like this? !

Liu Chun only felt that his mind was blank, and the disgusting feeling when touching the body of outsiders disappeared without a trace, replaced by a wave of fear. He didn't know Ke Yuan well, but he also knew that Ke Yuan looked similar to him on the surface. Ordinary people are no different, but they are ruthless in their bones.If he saw Lin Xiaoran taking a bath in his own bathroom with disheveled clothes, he would really be unable to wash himself well even if he jumped into the Yellow River!

"Wait a minute, Brother Yuan." Liu Chun pulled Ke Yuan back, just as Ke Yuan turned his head, Liu Chun didn't care about anything, went up and hugged Ke Yuan, kissed his lips, and began to grope dishonestly with his hands.

This is the first time that Liu Chun is so active, and he is usually the one who is in the leading position. Ke Yuan smiled and hugged Liu Chun by the waist, "Baby, you are really hot today."

And then...then the crab crawled over...

At the same time, Lin Xiaoran was still taking a cold shower in the bathroom.

Lin Xiaoran waited for a long time, why didn't Liu Chun and his father come in to look for him, don't they know that taking a cold bath for a long time will cause a cold?Lin Xiaoran felt depressed for a while.

Not long after, Lin Xiaoran began to hear noises coming from the living room, the main character of the voice was Liu Chun, oh my god, did he have something to do with his father? !Lin Xiaoran couldn't believe her ears, they were too shameless!

Lin Xiaoran gradually turned down the nozzle, and then simply turned it off. There was no sound of water in the bathroom, and he could hear the sounds in the living room more clearly.He didn't expect Liu Chun, who was so obedient on the surface, to be able to call so and so.For Lin Xiaoran, the current situation is simply a world of ice and fire!

He was drugged, and now he is still listening to the live version of Nasha, how can this make him bear it? !Lin Xiaoran stood up abruptly, and walked out of the bathtub wet all over. He was going to find Li Dahai, and his father would definitely help him.

The author has something to say: let’s eat vegetarian food together this summer. I’m sorry dears. I don’t have meat anymore. Let’s lose weight together~ But please rest assured dear friends, there will be time to eat river crabs~

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