The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

Li Dahai went out on the pretext of buying vegetables, but in fact he went to buy medicine.But for some reason, with such bad luck, all pharmacies near the community are closed today.

Just as he was about to walk two more streets to find the next pharmacy, he saw Punk walking towards him.The two stopped to say hello.

"Brother Hai, where are you going?" Punk stopped and said with a smile.

"I have to buy some medicine." Li Dahai replied smoothly.

"What kind of medicine should I buy?"

"It's just to make people calm and obedient..." Sleeping pills.Li Dahai hadn't said the word "sleeping pills", but Punk seemed to understand something, and said with a wicked smile: "What are you going to buy? I have it right now, I'm sure it will work."

Li Dahai remembered that Punk lived nearby, and it was better to go with him to get it than to run two more streets, "You have? Give me two." He wanted to give Lin Xiaoran sleeping pills, too many are useless, so he asked Two are enough.At this time, Li Dahai didn't know that the thoughts of the two were not on the same circuit at all.

"No problem," Punk said, took out a medicine bottle from his pants pocket, opened the bottle cap and gave Li Dahai two pills.Li Dahai said in surprise, "You still carry this medicine with you?"

"No, I'm also keeping it for someone else, so it shouldn't be noticeable if there are two missing." Punk replied.

Sleeping pills have to be kept for others?Li Dahai didn't quite understand what Punk was talking about, but it didn't matter, as long as he got the sleeping pills.

"Brother Hai," Punk still reminded, "This medicine is very powerful, so take it easy when you use it."

"Okay, I see." Sleeping pills should not be taken too much, it will kill people.

Seeing Li Dahai's anxious look, Punk smiled and said, "It is said that there is no cat in the world that doesn't eat fishy fish. Brother Hai, I understand you. Don't worry, I won't tell Xiao Chu."

The punk's words made Li Dahai's two-foot-tall monk puzzled, but he didn't think too much about it, Lin Xiaoran was the real business, wasn't he?

After parting from Punk, Li Dahai went to the vegetable market again, bought a few fresh vegetables and a fish, and returned to Liu Chun's home with big and small bags.

In Liu Chun's house, Li Dahai was busy with Liu Chun in the kitchen. Lin Xiaoran wanted to come in to help, but Li Dahai stopped him, saying that Lin Xiaoran was a guest, and he could just sit on the sofa and watch TV.

Sitting on the sofa, Lin Xiaoran listened to the sound of cooking in the kitchen resentfully, feeling uncomfortable and entangled in his heart, because in his opinion, Li Dahai and Liu Chun looked like an old couple who had lived together for a long time, while he was just an outsider .Lin Xiaoran thought depressingly, originally Liu Chun's current position belonged to him, and even the original occupant of this house was also him, he thought Liu Chun was too bad and terrible, and unexpectedly robbed him of so many things.

Liu Chun and Li Dahai, who were cooking in the kitchen, didn't feel Lin Xiaoran's sad aura at all, and the two of them enjoyed cutting and cooking vegetables like their elder brother and younger brother.

Li Dahai noticed that Liu Chun's complexion was very bad, and asked with concern: "Xiaochun, are you very busy recently?"

"It's okay," Liu Chun replied while tossing the shredded potatoes in the pot, "Why does Brother Hai ask such a question?"

"It's just that you've lost all your weight recently."

"Maybe it's because the studies are a bit heavy recently." Liu Chun casually found an excuse.

"That's right, then you have to make up for it quickly." Li Dahai is sincere. Liu Chun is in pain as his younger brother. "I just bought a fish today, and I will cook it for you. Eating fish is the most nourishing."

"Okay, thank you Brother Hai."

When the meal was almost done, Li Dahai opened the cupboard, looking for some cups. He remembered that the cups had always been placed in the cupboard, why are they gone now, "Xiaochun, where are the glasses?"

"It's in the cabinet below." Liu Chun said as he opened the cabinet under the stove and took out three glasses. "It's not easy to hold on top."

Li Dahai took out the few bottles of beer he had just bought from the refrigerator, opened the caps of the beer bottles with a bottle opener, and filled three glasses.Then he took out the medicine Punk had given him from his pocket and put it into one of the glasses. After a while, the medicine melted and merged with the beer.

Liu Chun saw what Li Dahai was doing, and exclaimed, "Brother Hai, you..."

Li Dahai quickly covered Liu Chun's mouth with his hand, put his index finger on his lips with the other hand, and made a "shh" gesture, which made Liu Chun blink, "Hush your voice, don't let Lin Xiaoran hear you!" .”

Liu Chun also realized that his voice was a bit loud just now, so he quickly lowered his voice and asked, "Brother Hai, did you drug him?"

"It's just sleeping pills. It won't kill you. I just want him to sleep well tonight." Li Dahai took out another tray, put three glasses of beer on the tray, and handed it to Liu Chun. Give the cup to Lin Xiaoran."

"oh oh."

This was Liu Chun's first time doing something bad. He went to the living room to spread newspapers on the tea table, and brought up the fried dishes back and forth, until finally he left the kitchen with the tray.He put the drugged glass of beer in front of Lin Xiaoran, his hands visibly shaking.Lin Xiaoran looked at Liu Chun who was so afraid of facing him, and felt a little proud. He felt that Liu Chun was afraid of him, and he had a guilty conscience. After all, Liu Chun "robbed" his father to have a good life today. .

In the end, Li Dahai came out with the prepared braised fish. There were four dishes and one soup in total, which was very rich. Li Dahai raised the beer glass in front of him and suggested, "Let's have a drink before eating."

"Okay." Lin Xiaoran agreed happily.

"The first cup must be drunk in one go."

In order to win Li Dahai's favor, Lin Xiaoran naturally had to cooperate, "No problem." As he said that, he drank it down without leaving a single drop.

"Xiao Ran, I didn't expect you to be able to drink." Li Dahai said exaggeratedly.

"Hehe, I can't help it. I just practiced." Lin Xiaoran is an entertainer, no matter how well protected he is, he still has to attend some chamber of commerce receptions, no, over time, he has practiced his drinking capacity.

"Is that so?" Li Dahai watched Lin Xiaoran drink the beer with medicine, and then he felt relieved, and finished the beer in the glass himself.

It has to be said that the effect of Punk's medicine is too fast, after only drinking a glass of beer, Lin Xiaoran fell down on the sofa and became unconscious.

"Hai...Brother Hai." Liu Chun didn't take the initiative to speak since he started eating. He was a little scared when he saw Lin Xiaoran just collapsed on the sofa. He didn't know why Li Dahai did this.

"It's okay, he just fell asleep." Li Dahai said indifferently, then picked up his chopsticks to pick up vegetables, and added a chicken leg to Liu Chun by the way, "Xiaochun, you can eat too, don't worry about him."

Seeing that Li Dahai said so, Liu Chun didn't ask any more questions, and ate together.

Liu Chun's appetite was very bad, so he put down the bowl and chopsticks before eating two mouthfuls.Li Dahai was a little puzzled and said, "Xiaochun, why don't you eat it? Is it because Brother Hai's cooking is not delicious?"

"No, it's delicious," Liu Chun explained, "It's because I have lost my appetite recently."

"You're so thin, don't eat more, and be careful to become a bamboo pole." Li Dahai said, and put two pieces of fish into Liu Chun's bowl, "Then don't eat the staple food, eat fish, to nourish your body."

Everyone put the fish in his bowl, so Liu Chun had no reason to refuse, so he put the fish in the bowl into his mouth.

After eating and drinking enough, Liu Chun cleared the dining table, Li Dahai picked a toothpick to pick his teeth, then walked to Lin Xiaoran, reached out his hand to grope in the pocket of his clothes, and finally found Lin Xiaoran's cell phone.

Li Dahai checked Lin Xiaoran's communication records. There were 23 missed calls, all of which were from Chen Jiarui. The last call was 30 minutes ago. It is estimated that Chen Jiarui will call again soon.

"Xiaochun," Li Dahai walked towards the kitchen, Liu Chun was finishing washing, he said to Liu Chun, "I'll go first, Lin Xiaoran is staying with you, probably for one night, and I'll send him back tomorrow .”

"Okay," Liu Chun wiped his hands, and followed Li Dahai back to the living room. He saw that Lin Xiaoran was lying on the sofa like this, and it was not a problem, "Brother Hai, why don't we help him into the bedroom to sleep, so that we don't have to worry about it?" Catch cold at night."

"No need." For Lin Xiaoran, Li Dahai would not be sympathetic, "Just find him a blanket to cover him." It's better to be sick.

Then Li Dahai explained a few words to Lin Xiaoran, then opened the door and left.

Li Dahai had just walked downstairs when Lin Xiaoran's cell phone rang in his hand. He glanced at the caller ID and it was indeed Chen Jiarui.

Li Dahai got through the phone and was about to speak, but unexpectedly, a bunch of love words came out.

"Xiaoran! Xiaoran, that's great. You are finally willing to listen to my call. Does this mean that you are not angry with me anymore? Don't be angry with me, okay? I did something wrong. Uncle has already I have scolded me, I shouldn't make you angry, I don't listen to your explanation and go my own way to destroy Li Dahai, I know I'm wrong, please, let's not break up, okay, I can't break up with you, I'm used to it Your existence, if you disappear suddenly, I will suffocate to death, do you have the heart to treat me like this? I really like you, and it will never change in this life, and will haunt you forever, Xiao Ran, please don’t answer My phone, don't hide from me anymore, you don't know how worried I am, let's start from the beginning..."

Li Dahai absolutely didn't think that Chen Jiarui had a character setting of "Talking for You", but he really talked for a full 5 minutes without changing the content. After expressing his feelings, Li Dahai had a chance to speak up.

"Uh..." Li Dahai was full of threats at first, but he was coaxed away by Chen Jiarui's explosive confession just now. He thought for a while before he said: "I'm not Xiaoran."

The author has something to say: Everyone should know what kind of medicine is being given~, in fact, this can only be blamed for the evil punk thinking, and Dahai’s expressive ability needs to be improved ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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