The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

Li Dahai woke up in a daze on the bed, looked around and felt unfamiliar, and then remembered that this was Ke Chu's studio. Today Ke Chu was discharged from the hospital, and he sent Ke Chu to his studio. We had a good chat in the studio, but somehow we talked on the bed and rolled the sheets.

Li Dahai doesn't care about this kind of thing, he doesn't eat the fat that is brought to his mouth for nothing, and among the people he has met, there are very few people who can match Ke Chu, they are very compatible in bed.

Li Dahai was lying on his side, the sheet next to him was not warm at all, it seemed that Ke Chu left very early.

Ke Chu was standing less than two meters away from Li Dahai. He was wearing a white shirt with no ties, showing a chest with a pink mark, bare legs and bare feet, but he didn't feel cold at all. The heater is on full blast.Ke Chu faced Li Dahai, with an easel in front of him, holding a charcoal pencil, as if he was drawing something.

Ke Chu raised his head inadvertently, and happened to meet Li Dahai's eyes, and smiled. The sunlight came through the floor-to-ceiling windows, sprinkled on the floor and Ke Chu's body, coupled with Ke Chu's smile, Li Dahai felt so beautiful at that moment, Ke Chu asked: "Are you awake? Do you want to sleep again?"

"No." Li Dahai immediately sat up, stretched, and got out of bed.

He walked to Ke Chu's side, and could smell the faint smell of bath liquid on his body. Ke Chu's hair was still a little damp. Li Dahai always felt that the back of the head was not suitable for Ke Chu, because Ke Chu did not have Liang Xwei's temperament, like now It is more in line with Ke Chu's style to let the hair down casually and leave a sea on the forehead.

"What are you doing?" Li Dahai asked casually, looking at Ke Chu's drawing board.

There is a drawing on the drawing board of a person, who is lying on his side, sleeping soundly, with a quilt covering his waist, and his upper limbs are bare. It is a sketch with very graceful lines.

Apart from looking in the mirror and taking pictures, this is the first time for Li Dahai to see his own face. Ke Chu is indeed a person who studied painting abroad.Although the character in the painting is himself, Li Dahai feels that Ke Chu is drawing another person, because this sketch is so beautiful, but his appearance cannot be described with the word "beautiful".

Seeing Li Dahai staring blankly at his painting, Ke Chu knew that he liked it very much, so he deliberately showed off: "How is it? Not bad? Did I draw your sleeping face very 'sexy'?"

"Sexy?" Li Dahai thought that he had nothing to do with the word "sexy", but he looked at the painting again, that's what happened.

"Well, it's super sexy, it's just that you didn't realize it," Ke Chu said, adding shadows to the characters in the painting, "I try to finish this painting during the Chinese New Year."

"What's wrong?" Why did it have to be finished at that time?Li Dahai asked curiously.

"After the next year, I will hold a private exhibition in the spring of next year." Ke Chu turned to look at Li Dahai and said with a smile, "I have decided to exhibit this painting as my exhibition painting."

"Thank you very much," said Ke Chu, thanks to Ke Chu, it was not Li Dahai who attacked him. Holding a painting exhibition is a waste of money, and you have to rent a venue, do publicity, and hire some The staff explained that unless you are very famous, you will lose money for moving and so on. If you can sell two or three paintings, it is very good.But after thinking about it again, Ke Chu, who is set by the author's golden finger halo, is not short of money. I guess he holds the art exhibition for fun. Maybe his family's old uncles and uncles will save face and spend a little money. Maybe buy one or two.Li Dahai said jokingly: "Remember, you must hang this painting in the center of the hall, so that everyone who sees the painting exhibition can see it. After buying a good price, we will split the bill. Anyway, I am also your mannequin."

"This painting will be exhibited for a while." Ke Chu didn't intend to sell it. "I won't sell it for any amount. After the exhibition is over, I will take it back to the studio and hang it on the wall."

"Why?" If you don't make money, is Ke Chu stupid?Li Dahai rubbed his chin and asked, "Why do you have to hang it on the wall of the studio?" Li Dahai looked at the surrounding walls, there were no paintings hanging on them.

Ke Chu glanced at Li Dahai, smiled wickedly and said, "Hang the painting with you on the wall, to ward off evil spirits~"

"What?" To ward off evil spirits?Does Li Dahai look good enough to ward off evil spirits? !Li Dahai was not happy: "Who said that I have warded off evil spirits?; I am much more handsome than Zhang Fei, isn't it!"

"Okay, okay, I know you are handsome, so I just said, you still have to compare with Zhang Fei?" Ke Chu said, pushing Li Dahai to the bed: "Didn't you mean to be my model? Hurry up and lie down on the bed in the same position as before."

"No, it's so boring to lie down." Li Dahai still hated the matter of "warding off evil spirits", so he won't be your model!Actually say that labor and management are exorcising evil spirits? !

Ke Chu was only halfway through the painting, and didn't want to give up halfway: "Just close your eyes and squint for a while when you're bored." Ke Chu didn't give up, and pushed Li Dahai onto the bed vigorously.

Suddenly, Li Dahai turned around, pressed Ke Chu under him, and pressed him on the bed. Looking at Ke Chu's stunned expression, he deliberately said wretchedly: "I can't sleep, why don't you coax me to sleep?"

"Who cares about you?" Ke Chu put his hands on Li Dahai's chest, trying to push Li Dahai away: "Let me get up, I want to draw."

The two pinched each other on the bed for a while like cats and dogs fighting. Ke Chu was not as strong as Li Dahai, and he was subdued after a while.

The shirt that Ke Chu was wearing was not tied at all, but now it was opened wide, revealing her two nipples.Li Dahai provoked him and said, "Ke Chu, your pubic hair is so coquettish, it was still pink the size of soybeans in the morning, why now it has turned into two small candied dates?"

"I'm flirting?" Ke Chu was not annoyed, but responded back: "Is it because you lack hobbies? I'm not a woman, and I don't produce milk. It's because you suck too hard."

"Really?" Li Dahai lowered his head with a smile, and closed his mouth: "Then I will continue to work hard, and it is best to suck the little candied dates into red cherries."

"Ah... Let go, bastard... Take it easy..." Ke Chu was held down by Li Dahai with both hands, and his legs were also suppressed by him, so he could only be teased by Li Dahai, "Don't be so hard... Hiss...don't bite..."

And then...then the crab crawled over...

Li Dahai thought they could wave goodbye after Ke Chu was discharged from the hospital, but he didn't expect Ke Chu to wrap up around him like a dog's skin plaster. Although he didn't say that he was around him 24 hours a day, he would be there every two or three days. There is Ke Chu haunted.Li Dahai's attitude towards Ke Chu is not affectionate, but Ke Chu calls "Dahai Dahai" affectionately all day long.

Ke Chu's sticky skills can be considered relaxed, which prevents Li Dahai from getting angry.Every time, Ke Chu took the initiative to come to Li Dahai, and found the bed after looking for it. Ke Chu's seduction is naturally not a problem, but Li Dahai is not a master with strong self-control, after all, he is under 30 years old. Grown men have strong desires.So the two people made all kinds of sauces for three days and two.

Because Ke Chu often came to look for Li Dahai, and even became familiar with the people around Li Dahai, Wang Qiang, Zheng Gang, Liu Chun and the others were no problem, even Punk, who had plans for Ke Chu before, hooked up with Ke Chu Back to back, Ke Chu and Punk can chat quite well, from time to time, they exchange experience of playing 18. Forbidden girl stand-alone games, just like two-dimensional.

Li Dahai has thought about his relationship with Ke Chu, not so much as a friend, but as a gun. Friends, no, it should be said that Li Dahai is Ke Chu’s humanoid electric. Bang Bang, ordinary electric. Bang Bang is a plastic penis One, and the human-shaped electric stick is obviously much more advanced. In addition to having temperature, it also includes multiple functions such as caressing, licking and biting, and spraying.Ke Chu seems to be obsessed with the physical relationship with Li Dahai, but Li Dahai is a hooligan and simply treats Ke Chu as a free dating partner.

Years ago, Ke Chu came to find Li Dahai again. It happened that Li Dahai was collecting bills at the corner chess and card room. The chess and card room was a place where retired old men and women in their seventies and eighties played mahjong and cards. It was similar to an activity center for the elderly.

When Ke Chu appeared in the chess and card room and pestered Li Dahai again, it really aroused the old men and women to watch. They said that Li Dahai had a rich friend who drove a Ferrari, and now he finally saw the real person.

Seeing the handsome young man, the old ladies insisted on dragging Ke Chu to play mahjong and talk about family affairs. Li Dahai thought that Ke Chu was unwilling, or would not know how to do it at all, but he immediately sat down on the chair and followed the old ladies. Rub up mahjong.

Sitting behind Ke Chu, Li Dahai watched him touch and touch the mahjong familiarly, and said in surprise: "I never thought you could play mahjong."

Ke Chu took it for granted and boasted: "I must. I have watched my mother play mahjong with her poker friends since I was five years old. I have been playing mahjong for twenty years." He was not lying. My mother played mahjong with other ladies, and he also acted as a poker buddy when the three were missing one.

One of the old ladies on the side, Grandma Zhang smiled and said: "Young man, don't talk big, grandma has been playing mahjong for decades."

"Grandma Zhang, let's see the outcome in the mahjong field."

So Ke Chu followed the three old ladies and started playing mahjong. Li Dahai sat behind and watched Ke Chu play cards. Mahjong went out, and then I wanted to beat Dongfeng out.

"Wait, don't hit this one," Li Dahai stopped Ke Chu's movement: "You should hit the whiteboard, and this one will play..." It's a blast.Before Li Dahai could finish speaking, he was stepped on by Ke Chu, and forced to hold back his words. Ke Chu gave Li Dahai a wink, told him to stop talking, and beat Dongfeng out.

"It's all the same, it's blurred." Grandma Zhang was very happy when she saw the last Dongfeng was played, she stretched out her hand to Ke Chu and said with a smile: "Young man, you are still young, give me the money."

"Grandma Zhang is lucky, I am convinced of the loss." Ke Chu said and took out his wallet.

Li Dahai watched Ke Chu greet him with a smile on the side, and he was very contemptuous. He deliberately fired a cannon to please the old man! ?

On the way back after collecting the bill, Ke Chu pitifully pulled Li Dahai by the corner of his clothes and said, "Dahai, invite me to dinner."

"what happened?"

Ke Chu took out his wallet, opened it, and waved it deliberately in front of Li Dahai: "I lost all my cash, and I have no money to eat."

Li Dahai glanced at the wallet: "Don't you still have the card?"

Ke Chu pouted and said, "Is there any restaurant near here that accepts credit cards?"

Li Dahai squinted and snorted coldly when he heard the words: "Then you deliberately lost the money to Grandma Zhang and the others?"

"They are old people, how can you be jealous of them?" Ke Chu pouted and said, "Majong playing for old ladies is just for entertainment. Isn't it nice to lose to them to make them happy?" He usually knows how to play mahjong Fired to the elders.

"Hey, you are quite respectful." Li Dahai looked at his watch as he said, and it was time for dinner. "I plan to eat at home."

"You cook it yourself?" Ke Chu's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he decided that he must go to Li Dahai's house for dinner tonight: "I haven't eaten the food you cooked, is it delicious?"

"You can't eat people to death."

An individual can cook, there is only a difference between delicious and unpalatable, even if Li Dahai lives alone, it is impossible to go to restaurants every day, it is very expensive, so he sometimes cooks at home, anyway, it can be swallowed up.

It’s almost Chinese New Year, and every family has to make dumplings. When Li Dahai got married, Lin Lilin and Xiaoran did it. This year, he lived alone. I always feel that there is no Chinese New Year’s atmosphere without dumplings, so I thought about making more dumplings tonight. Some dumplings are frozen, and I will eat them slowly in the future. Now that Ke Chu has an extra mouth, I can buy half a catty of meat stuffing at most.

Making dumplings is very simple, adjust the stuffing, keep the noodles alive, and make another bag. Li Dahai's requirements are very low, as long as the dumplings are not broken when boiled in water, it is considered successful.

Compared with Li Dahai, Ke Chu is 100% someone who has never been in the kitchen. For example, the simple kitchen in his studio. There are only some snacks, ice cream, beer, various beverages and mineral water in the refrigerator, and there is no trace of meat or vegetables.Li Dahai once asked Ke Chu what to do if he was hungry while painting and wanted to eat. Ke Chu only answered three words, ordering takeaway.

Li Dahai was making noodles in the kitchen, Ke Chu came in and wanted to help, Li Dahai didn’t want to say anything, he really didn’t believe in Ke Chu’s ability, but Ke Chu always dangling in front of him was not a problem, so he threw a hair Garlic, let him dial garlic, if he doesn't know how to cook, he should know how to dial garlic, there is no need to learn at all.

But Li Dahai overestimated Ke Chu's ability and underestimated the author's old sister's setting. Ke Chu didn't pick a few cloves of garlic, but his hand was cut by the garlic skin.

Ke Chu pitifully stretched out his index finger in front of Li Dahai, and said in a slightly wronged tone, "Dahai, it's bleeding."

Li Dahai suddenly had the urge to criticize the sky, as for it!In ancient and modern China and abroad, in the romance of beauty, in the story of cooking in the kitchen, you may accidentally cut your hands, or the hot oil will collapse on your hands, or pick vegetables and chop your nails. of? !Ke Chu's setting is so pampered and precious!Are his hands made of tofu?Or the garlic skin is made of blades!

Li Dahai saw that the cut on Ke Chu's index finger was not short, and the red blood was very conspicuous on the white finger. Li Dahai sighed, grabbed Ke Chu's injured finger, put it in his mouth, and sucked the blood away.

Ke Chu was taken aback by Li Dahai's action. He hadn't suffered any injuries. It was the first time he was treated like this. His fingers were connected to his heart. After being sucked twice by Li Dahai, he became happy.

Li Dahai didn't know what was going on in Ke Chu's mind. Seeing that the bleeding had stopped, he let go, looked at Ke Chu's wound, and said, "Stand still, I'll just get you a Band-Aid bag."

"Wait a minute," Ke Chu grabbed Li Dahai's arm, looked up at him and said, "We can go to the bedroom first."

"What?" Li Dahai didn't understand what Ke Chu said, what did he do in the bedroom?

Ke Chu said without hesitation, "I will feel pleasure when my fingers are sucked by you."

"..." Li Dahai was speechless, did Ke Chu have a brain?After a while, Li Dahai took Ke Chu by the arm, threw him out of the kitchen, and said only one word to him: "Get lost."

At night, Ke Chu tried his best to hold Li Dahai's index finger, and sucked it like eating a lollipop. After sucking for a long time, he let it go. Ke Chu glanced at Li Dahai's wet fingers, and asked with concern: "Is it right?" Very pleasant?"

"..." Did Li Dahai really feel the pleasure of being sucked on his finger, but the way Ke Chu's rosy lips opened and closed on his finger was really fascinated.Apart from anything else, what should I do while pressing Ke Chu?

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