The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

There is such a bloody plot in TV dramas, the female lead is in trouble, physically and mentally exhausted or frustrated, and her relatives and friends want to call the male lead for comfort and help, but often the one who answers the phone at this time is always the man next to the lead The villain female No. [-], the female No. [-] concealed the call from the first female No. [-] from the first male No. [-], and connected the phone privately, and ridiculed the No. [-] woman and her relatives and friends. So far, there has been a misunderstanding between the first woman and the first man. That's it.

The current Ke Chu is exactly in this role of the second female villain.

"Hey, who are you looking for?" Ke Chu said as he walked towards the kitchen. He was afraid that he would answer the phone in the studio and be heard by Li Dahai who was taking a shower in the bathroom.

"Where's Li Dahai? Ask Li Dahai to answer the phone." Sure enough, Ke Xichen's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"The sea is not here, so I'll hang up if there's nothing else to do." Every time Ke Xichen uttered a word, it was a torment for Ke Chu.

"Xiao Chu? You are Xiao Chu, right?" Ke Xichen also heard Ke Chu's voice, and hurriedly said: "Don't make a fuss, let Li Dahai answer the phone quickly, I know he is by your side .”

I just won’t take care of you, Ke Chuke doesn’t buy Ke Xichen’s account at all, “I’ve already said, the sea is not here, if you have anything to tell me, I’ll pass it on to you.”

"Will you really convey it?" Ke Xichen didn't trust Ke Chu's character very much.

"Say it or not!" Of course he wouldn't convey it, he just wanted to send Ke Xichen away quickly.

"Okay," Ke Xichen had no choice but to say, "Hurry up and let Li Dahai come to Ren'ai Hospital, Xiaoran wants to see him."

Hearing this, Ke Chu sneered, "What does Lin Xiaoran think he is? The emperor? See you whenever you want? The sea has nothing to do with him, let him stop pestering the sea, okay?"

"Xiao Chu! How can you be so selfish! Xiao Ran is about to collapse." Ke Xichen has never seen such a ruthless person. Because of Ke Chu, Lin Xiaoran was hidden by "Xinghui", and now he couldn't stand the blow and was hospitalized. Lin Xiaoran was already haggard and out of shape, Lin Xiaoran was lying on the hospital bed, and the person who always talked about it was Li Dahai, saying that he liked him, betrayed him before, wanted to see him and so on, seeing the pitiful appearance of his beloved, Ke Xichen naturally stood up Come out and find Li Dahai for Lin Xiaoran!

Let alone collapse, death is better. Ke Chu wished that Lin Xiaoran would disappear forever in this world, but in order to prevent Ke Xichen from calling again, Ke Chu had no choice but to hold back the disgust in his heart, and agreed, "I see, I will tell you It’s for the sea, if it’s okay, I’ll hang up.”

Ke Xichen over there was still worried, and repeatedly said: "You must tell Li Dahai, or else...or Xiao Ran is really pitiful."

Ke Chu felt nauseous for a while, so he didn't say any more, just hung up the phone and asked him to notify Li Dahai?Do it, dream it!Then Ke Chu turned off the phone directly, still thinking about whether to hide it somewhere.

"Ke Chu?" At some point, Li Dahai came out of the bathroom wearing a pair of underpants.

"Ah——" Ke Chu was startled, the mobile phone was not steady, it crashed, and fell into the big soup bowl.

Li Dahai had just come out of the shower, and had no idea that Ke Chu was talking on the phone just now, "Why are you in a daze? Did something drop?" He heard the voice just now.

Ke Chu looked down, his face turned pale, and Li Dahai's phone was still half floating in the soup.Before Ke Chu could fish out the phone, Li Dahai had already stepped forward, glanced at the dining table, and asked suspiciously, "Did you throw my phone into the soup?"

"Uh...no...careless," Ke Chuqi explained with Ai Ai's forehead: "I slipped for a while, I... I'll buy a new one to compensate you."

If Li Dahai paid a little attention to the change of Ke Chu's expression, he would know that something was wrong, but he was so tired recently that he stumbled, and he was even hungrier after taking a bath, so he would take such small things to heart.Li Dahai pulled up a chair and sat down, "It's okay, just don't drink soup and water, baby, quickly make a bowl of rice for me, I'm almost starving to death."

"Oh... En." Seeing that Li Dahai didn't care, Ke Chu felt less uneasy, and took the soup bowl away from the dining table, and Li Dahai remembered again after a while, and then filled two bowls of rice, each of them I ate a bowl.

Ke Chu's craftsmanship is naturally inferior to Li Dahai's, but he can't kill anyone. Li Dahai is fine with eating, and while eating, he puts fish and meat into Ke Chu's bowl, "Don't move your chopsticks, you can eat it too." Eat more, don't worry, it tastes good."

Ke Chu nodded and put the rice in his mouth. He felt that he had done nothing wrong. He couldn't tell Dahai that Lin Xiaoran was looking for him. Dahai belonged to him and he must not be taken away.

But Li Dahai didn't know that Ke Chu had such small things in his heart, he just thought that he had less time to accompany Ke Chu in the past few days, and the other party made a small twist.

Li Dahai didn't care about the phone at all. After eating, he turned on the computer, watched two movies with Ke Chu in his arms, and then continued to lie down and sleep.

For the next two days, Li Dahai stayed with Ke Chu in the same way. Ke Chu painted while he surfed the Internet, slept, and acted as a free model.On the third day, Li Dahai thought that it would not be a problem if his mobile phone broke, so he planned to go to the store to buy a new one and reissue a phone card.

No, Ke Chu woke up early in the morning, curled up beside her, and fell asleep docilely like a cat.Li Dahai didn't wake him up either. Ke Chu's biological clock was definitely not in the five-to-nine mode, so he just let him sleep until he woke up naturally.Li Dahai got up slowly, after washing, changed his clothes and shoes, and drove to the city.

Li Dahai's purpose in coming to the city was very clear, to buy a mobile phone and get a card. It took less than an hour for everything to be settled. When Li Dahai was about to drive back the same way with his new mobile phone, his car was stopped by someone.

The person who blocked the car was naturally Ke Xichen who had been foolishly waiting for Li Dahai for two days.

When Li Dahai saw Ke Xichen blocking himself aggressively, he felt bad. He guessed that Ke Xichen might have noticed the matter of the land, but the first sentence Ke Xichen said clearly told Li Dahai that his It's unnecessary to think, "Li Dahai! Where have you disappeared recently?! Do you know that Xiaoran needs you very much! How can you turn a blind eye!"

"Uh..." Li Dahai only wanted to treat the other party as a passerby when he was asked so vehemently.

"Don't go!" Ke Xichen stood in front of Li Dahai, preventing him from opening the car door, "Speak clearly!"

Make it clear you bastard!This is the city center, okay? People come and go, you brought a group of bodyguards, and you are not afraid of passers-by calling the police! "I have nothing to say to you," the other party came for Lin Xiaoran, Li Dahai remembered that he had made it clear to Lin Xiaoran, why did he bother, "I haven't seen Lin Xiaoran for a long time, and I didn't bother him at all. Did you find the wrong person?"

"How can you not go to him?!" Hearing this, Ke Xichen looked disappointed, and reprimanded him in a reproachful tone: "Do you know how miserable Xiaoran's life has been recently, all he thinks about is you, How can you act like a normal person?!"

Being accused by Ke Xichen, Li Dahai wanted to vomit on the spot and give him a mouthful of sticky and salty food. Is there something wrong with not disturbing the protagonist's sex life as a villain? !Didn't Lin Xiaoran wish that she would not appear in front of him in this life? !Li Dahai swallowed his breath, and said, "Why did I go to him? I have nothing to do with him. Don't get me wrong, okay?"

"How come you have nothing to do with Xiaoran?!" Ke Xichen was heartbroken when he heard Li Dahai ruthlessly separated his relationship with Lin Xiaoran. The person he was talking about, he would bring Li Dahai to Lin Xiaoran no matter what, "You are Xiaoran's father, you once..."

"Stop!" Li Dahai immediately interrupted Ke Xichen, unwilling to continue listening, "Lin Li and I have divorced a long time ago, don't press me with father or anything, and if it's because of what happened four years ago, Didn’t I go to jail and pay off Lin Xiaoran’s debt, why don’t you let me go? I don’t want to see him again, lest Ke Chu misunderstand.”

As soon as Li Dahai said Ke Chu, Ke Xichen didn't even call him. Ke Chu clearly answered his call and said he would notify Li Dahai. It can be seen that Li Dahai not only didn't notify, but also said Xiao Ran has a lot of bad things to say, "Do you think you know Xiao Chu very well? You don't know what kind of person he is! He framed Xiao Ran not once or twice!"

Li Dahai took out his earwax, of course he knows this, he is also someone who has read the original work, "So what?"

Seeing that Li Dahai was unmoved, Ke Xichen directly dragged out everything. Although he knew that he was like a gossip, and it was not good to speak ill of others, but for Lin Xiaoran, he didn't care so much, "You think Xiao Chu's feelings for you How deep is it? How much do you know about Xiao Chu? Do you know that Xiao Chu has liked me for more than ten years? Can the relationship of more than ten years change casually?!"

Li Dahai didn't care, and admitted openly, "I'm not afraid to tell you, the reason I got entangled with Ke Chu at the beginning was because he wanted me to play a scene in front of you and snatch you back from Lin Xiaoran. I like you, I know that."

Ke Xichen was a little moved, and was silent for a while. Thinking of the actions Ke Chu had done for him in the past, he felt naive and boring at the time, but now that he thought about it, he felt a little disappointed again, "Now that you know, then you still..."

"It's two different things." Li Dahai knew that he would not be able to take off his body for a while, so he took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit one and took a puff, and said, "I have also liked Lin Xiaoran for many years. Ke Chu is considered a tie, and besides, everyone is an adult, who has no past." After speaking, Li Dahai took another deep breath of cigarettes, and said to Ke Xichen mockingly: "As for you saying that Ke Chu likes you very much. A few years, why don't you think about it, this is equivalent to you cheating Ke Chu for more than ten years, we all know Ke Chu's temperament, how much he loved you back then, and now he hates you, you are in front of me now If you are so provocative, aren't you afraid that I will tell Ke Chu and make him hate you even more?"

Ke Xichen was left speechless by Li Dahai's words, but all this was obviously Ke Chu's self-indulgence, okay? Ke Xichen didn't give up. Didn't Li Dahai like Xiaoran at the beginning? How could he change his mind? !It must be that Xiao Chu pretended well in front of Li Dahai, so Ke Xichen continued to throw out Ke Chu's black history, "Maybe Ke Chu pretended well in front of you, but do you know how much he likes to play? He came back from country F After that, go to nightclubs every day, take drugs, drink alcohol, race cars, stay out all night, play 419, and sleep with many people. Do you know how he framed Xiaoran, how pitiful Xiaoran is, do you know?!"

This is the pissing nature of dog blood stems again. In Mary Su's meat articles, there will always be a group of relatives and friends assisting, exposing the true face of cannon fodder in front of the real attack. Cannon fodder is generally low. All kinds of uncleanness have always set off Mary Su Shou's nobility, simplicity and cuteness.Then the real card broke my heart again, thinking that I was sorry for Mary Su Shou, so I immediately drew a line with Cannon Fodder, knelt and licked in front of Mary Su Shou, and humiliated him severely when Cannon Fodder came to pester me pause.

Of course, this is just a theoretical route, which is applicable to the real attack. However, Li Dahai is a cannon fodder, and he should have been PK'd long ago. The cannon fodder that Mary Su hated to the bone, so it will not Play as usual.

After Ke Xichen finished talking about Ke Chu's black history, Li Dahai also finished his cigarette. He threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stomped it out with his foot, and asked coolly, "Is it finished?"

"..." Ke Xichen looked at Li Dahai in horror, how could this happen?Shouldn't Li Dahai weep bitterly, be so remorseful, and beg himself to bring him to Lin Xiaoran to admit his mistake, shouldn't Li Dahai change his mind?Did he hear what he just said? !

"You've finished speaking, and I've finished listening. Make way, I have to go." Li Dahai looked at his watch. It's time for Ke Chu to get up at this point.

"Li Dahai! Do you know what you are doing?!" Seeing Li Dahai ignoring him so much, Ke Xichen couldn't help being angry. He stepped forward and grabbed Li Dahai's collar, and said loudly, "You are doing Xiao Ran a favor. What?!"

"Why should I be sorry for him?" Li Dahai was unmoved, let Ke Xichen grab him, and said slowly: "If I go to the hospital to see him, I will be sorry for Ke Chu."

"You..." Ke Xichen was so blocked that he couldn't speak, and he was very angry. Although he was a black-bellied real attack, he had to add an adjective in front of it, that is "kneeling and licking", so the full name should be "kneeling and licking the belly" Black True Attack".Seeing his beloved kneeling and licking object being underestimated by Li Dahai again and again, Ke Xichen couldn't bear it any longer, and punched Li Dahai hard on the cheek, "I'll beat you to death!" Heartbreaker!"

Li Dahai was punched by Ke Xichen for real. It wasn't because he was clumsy or unable to dodge, but because of the words that came out of Ke Xichen's mouth when he hit him, what do you mean by "I'll kill you!" Heartbroken man" huh?This rhythm is not right, okay? !When did Li Dahai lose his heart?Even if he really betrayed his heart, Ke Xichen shouldn't have said that!

Li Dahai's face was full of black lines, and he muttered in his heart: Fuck!Ke Xichen, your design is broken!

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