The gorgeous counterattack of the cannon fodder attack

A burst of noise woke me up, and I dimly picked up the phone to look, fuck, it's not even six o'clock in the morning.I wanted to sleep with my head covered, but the noise in the living room was too loud. I heard someone wearing 8cm high heels walking back and forth on the floor tiles in the living room. I lifted the quilt and rushed to the living room. Look what that man is doing!

The eldest sister Xia Junyan in the living room was wearing a flight attendant outfit and was packing her luggage. When I walked out with a black line on my face and an ugly face, she knew that I had disturbed my younger brother. She knew that I was angry at getting up, and she immediately pretended to be innocent, and said coyly : "Yangyang~, I'm sorry, did someone wake you up?"

The elder sister's "Yang Yang" and "other" made my hair stand on end. After all, my sister is obviously a royal fan, but she is shaking her 36D cup to look like a lolita.The eldest sister explained: "I'm going to fly to Paris in three hours, why don't you just pack up and go to sleep."

I scratched my head, and sat down on the sofa carelessly, with an obviously unhappy tone: "You have woken me up so much, how can I let people sleep?"

The elder sister threw the book to me, and said with a sinister smile: "Then take a look at the new book written by my sister. This is my painstaking effort in the past three months. It's a new erotic beauty. It's super eclectic. Please give me some advice after reading it."

That's right, apart from being a flight attendant, the eldest sister is also a very popular online writer who specializes in writing Tanmei articles. The plot of her articles is bloody, the content is eclectic, and the love scenes in it are very well described. To put it bluntly, it is 90 % are meat, and fat but not greasy, delicious taste, won the pursuit of the majority of rotten people.She is determined to train her younger brother to be a Tanmei wolf, so she often forces me to read her masterpiece.

The articles written by the eldest sister are serialized on the Internet first, and then printed and published after the completion, and the sales volume is very large.This time, the editor discussed with the eldest sister, asking her not to post it on the Internet, but to publish it directly. According to the popularity, it will be a big hit, so the eldest sister finally completed this new book after three months of shutting down. She is confident that this This new book is sure to smash previous sales records.

I took the book, glanced at the cover of the book, and couldn’t help complaining, okay, why don’t you be so explicit, the cover is four Two-dimensional nude men, the middle one looks like a small subject, with a pure An innocent face, especially those big watery eyes can arouse people's infinite desire for protection.The other three naked men have sword-browed star-eyed eyes and a heroic air. The one is called handsome, and he has those **** muscles. I believe the little girls will get nosebleeds when they see it.

I think that even if you don’t need to read the content of the book, you can guess what it’s about just by looking at the cover. It’s probably a story about a top-notch shou and three tall, rich and handsome little gongs.

After the elder sister packed her luggage, a colleague from the company called and said they were waiting downstairs.

Before leaving, the eldest sister picked me up and kissed me on the face as if she was doting on her younger brother, leaving a pink lip gloss mark, "Yangyang wait for my sister to come back at home obediently, and my sister will bring you Paris specialties."

In fact, I am very annoyed by this sister who treats me like a three-year-old child, but I still nodded reluctantly, and still pretended to be a good baby in front of the elder sister.

After the eldest sister left, I breathed a sigh of relief, and lay on the sofa with my legs crossed lazily, completely without the posture of a good brother just now. I looked at the empty ceiling, counting the days, he has been in this world for 18 years up.

My original name was Li Dahai. I don’t know why I possessed this body named “Xia Junyang”. I suddenly woke up in the hospital 18 years ago. I wanted to talk, but I could only cry.It is said that after a person dies, he drinks Mengpo soup, forgets the past life and then reincarnates.I probably forgot to drink that soup and reincarnated with the memory.

I was not a good person in my previous life, I didn’t know who my mother was, and my father was an old gangster, who died when I was very young, and I was left as a rascal, fighting and killing all day long. He committed all kinds of crimes, and he was imprisoned, and finally he was revenged by his enemies and died tragically.But in this life, I can be regarded as falling into a honey pot. My parents love my mother and my eldest sister. Even if I want to learn to be bad, I have no chance. My parents gave me a good education. No, but now I have actually become a new student of K University, a top-ranking university in China. This is something I never dreamed of in my previous life.

I closed my eyes and couldn't fall asleep. When I was bored, I picked up the new book that my elder sister threw to me.

I lay on the sofa, opened the first page of the book, and the name of the hero, Lin Xiaoran, was introduced at the beginning.Damn, bad luck!My brows frowned, because the culprit who caused my tragic death in my previous life was called Lin Xiaoran, even seeing this name made me feel extremely disgusted.

In fact, the content of this story is very simple. A young man named Lin Xiaoran grew up in a poor family. His father died early and his mother was seriously ill. But he is very beautiful. According to Su Wen's law, any man who sees Lin Xiaoran wants to suppress him. Lin Xiaoran had to compromise in order to survive, and lived a very painful life, but finally there were a few tall, rich and handsome real players who escorted him, who doted on him in every possible way and were willing to share Lin Xiaoran's body, and then everyone made feelings as they did it, and they really fell in love with Lin Xiaoran.There are a lot of cannon fodder and cannon fodder in the article. They either want to get Lin Xiaoran, or they want to destroy Lin Xiaoran, but the end is not good. The ending of the story is that Lin Xiaoran and his three genuine second-generation attackers have sex. Blessed and happy Life.

After reading the whole book, I couldn't believe my eyes, because my previous life seemed to be the character in Dajie's latest novel.However, I'm not a genuine attack, but a cannon fodder, and it's the wretched cannon fodder who appeared first, and I was dropped by the cannon fodder after less than 30% of the game.

In the big sister's article, I, this wretched cannon fodder Li Dahai, was the first man of Bailianhua Xiaoshou Lin Xiaoran. What happened was like this. After Lin Xiaoran's father died, the family life was difficult, and his mother had to remarry. I am Lin Xiaoran's stepfather , don't ask why a strong rogue in his early twenties would fall in love with a half-mature lady who is nearly forty years old, and finally get married with a book, this is all set by the author! !And these are not the point!The point is that after I married a 20-year-old woman at the age of 40, I raped the old woman's son Lin Xiaoran!And strengthened him for five years in a row, until Lin Xiaoran started to work in a nightclub after he went to college, met the real attackers during his part-time job, and developed many unsuitable scenes with the real attackers, Lin Xiaoran finally said with tears in his eyes I suffered all kinds of atrocities at home, so the real attackers were angry. They framed me for hiding drugs and sent me to prison for three years. During my imprisonment, they tricked me into signing a divorce agreement in prison. In this way, Lin Xiaoran's family was finally free.But I am not a vegetarian anymore, my brothers outside the prison quickly found out that it was framed by Lin Xiaoran's new backer, so after I was released from prison, I immediately went to arrest Lin Xiaoran, the white-eyed wolf, for revenge. □□The law, Lin Xiaoran must be strong, strong, and all kinds of strong by me and my brothers, and then the real attackers will find Lin Xiaoran, and then torture me, cruelly, all kinds of abuse, my ending That is, my brothers and I were all killed by the real attackers.So I withdrew from the first stage.

In order to highlight the innocence, kindness, harmlessness, and simplicity of the leading actor Lin Xiaoran, this article deeply portrays how wretched I am as a stepfather, and how wretched and wretched I can be. With wretched eyes, he does all kinds of evil, and enjoys eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.

The more I read it, the more angry I am. Do you think it was the author's setting and cheating that I died so miserably in my previous life? !I just said, why did I fall in love with a 40-year-old woman with a brain damage?I admit that I am a scum, and I am indeed better than Lin Xiaoran, but Lin Xiaoran also enjoys being under me. Well, this is also the author's setting. With a pure heart, she cried and said "Don't...don't...", but her legs clamped tightly around the waist of others.

When I thought about the fact that before I died in my previous life, I was kicked out of my life by those real attacking players, and I just bled to death. , I took advantage of the trend and touched the crotch. Well, it’s okay, the lifeline is still there, although it is a few sizes smaller than in the previous life, it is better than nothing.

After reading the whole book, I was extremely depressed. The person who caused me to die unexpectedly lived such a happy life?I really don't understand how the big sister's cute head came up with such a plot. Although I was not educated in the previous life, he also knew that there are some things that cannot be shared with others. I saved him when he was pestered by teachers at school, or dragged into the savings room by strong students for exercise. I admit that I did have special feelings for Lin Xiaoran at that time. If he really loves someone, he must be reluctant to part with his beloved The chrysanthemum was inserted by others, how could there be a 4P ending in which three real cards are full of love words and won Xiaoshou's heart? !

Anyway, these things have nothing to do with me. I am no longer the wretched stepfather in the book, but Xia Junyang, the author’s younger brother in reality. I closed the book and threw it out casually. I wanted to throw a gorgeous parabola , but it is a pity that this book is a hardcover deluxe edition, the cover is shiny and slippery, I couldn't hold it firmly, so the book was thrown in a straight line, and I threw it with a lot of strength, the book just hit the ceiling, and then the gorgeous It fell straight down, and before I could react, it hit my head directly, so I was crushed to death by the book I threw out.

Yes, please don't doubt, this is the author's setting and tricks again. I was crushed to death by a book by Mr. Su.

The author has something to say: cooperate with the crackdown! !This article is overhauled~