Who said he was a bad guy? !

If I'm not mistaken, the person who is free to make small reports is probably Tibetan Mastiff and his non-mainstream brothers.

I don't know how many people Duanlang beat up, nor how ruthless he was, but like the Tibetan mastiff brothers, it is estimated that there are not many people who were beaten by Duanlang first and then rewarded by Teacher Xiongba.According to the characters of these people, if it can be done like this, I can only say that the sun is coming out in the west, and they must come back with revenge. After suffering such a big loss last time, he had no choice but to change his target.But the skill of breaking the waves is good. If there is a group fight, it is very likely that a group of people will be beaten by him, so it is better to make a small report.

My lungs were about to explode from running. I still remember the last time I ran like this, it was when I ran 800 meters in the physical education exam...

What?You ask me why I am in such a hurry, nonsense!I just heard from my aunt that Duanlang is charged with "stealing martial arts", and there will be rules in the world: when helping everyone practice martial arts together, the handymen have to get out of the way.Because handymen can't learn martial arts in the world. Last time he beat Brother Shamat and showed his martial arts. I was there at that time. If you guys owe me a confession, then I just didn't report it Yet?The gang rules said that those who know the truth and don't report it will be treated as an accomplice and beaten up together and then thrown to the dogs!

What?You ask me if I have seen Fengyun?You said that what Duan Lang practiced was not the martial arts of the Tianxiahui, but the kung fu handed down by his own family?nonsense!You act like I don't know!Then let me ask you again, do you think Duanlang, with his noble, glamorous, glamorous and pretentious personality, would he explain it?If you are in a hurry and then move your hands, won't you still wait to be chopped? !

...I am doing this for the lives of both of us! ! !

When I ran from the kitchen to Wen Chouchou's place, I was already out of breath. You know, I have crossed half of the world.

Wen Chouchou's purple-eyed, high-cold little maid was standing guard at the door again today. Seeing that I was as tired as a dog, she hurried over to help me.

"Miss Xiao, the manager is handling important affairs in the gang, please..."

Blood was coming out of my throat, and I didn't want the little oriole to talk, so I waved to her and opened the door to go in.

"Miss Xiao." The little maid tugged at me, widened her eyes, and raised her voice, "I have something to do, come back later!"

I swallowed, no, still speechless.I nodded "I know", shook my head again, and pointed to the door.

Now she was even more determined, she stood in front of the door, and said: "The manager ordered, no one... ah!"

As soon as I stretched out my hand to pull her away, I thought to myself why this bitch is so soft and hard! ! !

But this seemed to have exhausted all my strength, so I only heard the door "bang", and in the next second, I fell into the room perfectly.

...face down dear!

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.Five seconds later, someone finally spoke.

"...Ah, Xuan, why are you here?"

Shit, if I don't come, is there still work? !

I put my hands on the ground, and I wanted to poke my butt and stand up, but I ran too hard just now, my lower limbs were too soft, and I couldn't use any strength. I could only be like a mermaid who had just grown human legs. Sitting on the ground in a very ecstatic posture.

I looked around, and sure enough, as I expected, in front of me was Wen Chouchou sitting and drinking tea, a group of killers were kneeling on the left, and on the right was a future little boss with 1000 million U.S. dollars in his knees. real.The killer kitchen aunt, nicknamed "the handsome guy who comes to sweep the square every day", is a combination of pretense and handsomeness-off!wave!

……Hello!The surname is broken!I know that my way of playing is very frustrating, but please put away the disgust from your heart, please?

No charge, right? It's okay!

I copied the expression of disgust from the heart, then pasted it on my face, and slowly turned my face to Brother Kill Matt.

Brother Kill Matt: ⊙△⊙! ! ! !

I proudly turned my face back

Wen Chouchou didn't notice the flirting between us (), but saw that I ignored him, and asked me again: "You child, why did you come in like this? Hurry up!"

I flattened my mouth and looked at him, meaning "I'm not bad, my legs are weak."

Unexpectedly, his IQ was flawed, he didn't understand my expression, but started to chatter: "Oh, you really don't know how to pick your time, just now I heard someone say Duanlang..."

A cold light flashed in Duan Lang's eyes.

"...Yu, actually practicing martial arts secretly, you see, Zang Ao and the others are all witnesses!" He shook his feather fan lightly, and continued to chatter, "Well, I won't bother the boss with such trivial matters, Duanlang, You! Abandon your martial arts, and then deal with it!"

Brother Shamate was overjoyed, and looked at Wen Chouchou with the eyes of God, and just opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

Duan Lang rolled his eyes, then clenched his sword tightly, raised his chin, and said, "Why?"

Wen Chouchou was shocked, and immediately knocked over the teacup angrily (scared): "You you you you you..."

Duanlang took a step forward, grabbed the hilt of the sword, and made a gesture to draw it out, while snorting coldly: "What's wrong with me? Wen, Zong, Guan?"

"you you you you you……"

"how?"

Seeing that he was about to lose control of his violent temper, he stepped forward and smashed Wen Chou... Uh, no, I beat him up violently, and I quickly reached out and grabbed his trouser leg.

He turned around and looked at me who was in the way. The word "dislike" appeared on his handsome face again. He bent down slightly and tried to pull my hand away with his sword.

Hehe, how could I let you succeed.

So I just hugged his whole leg.

Duan Lang was shocked, and then said angrily: "You are sick!"

"Damn... benefactor, think twice!" My hoarse voice sounded strange, and in addition to the fact that I ran almost to death just now, my nose couldn't stop flowing...

I was thinking about whether to use hoarse voice and snot to pretend to be sick and win his sympathy, but he suddenly frowned, and then whispered: "Why are you crying! He is him, you are you, I am not beaten He won't cover you anymore, what are you afraid of!"

"..."

What is your logic? !Also, which eye of yours saw me cry? !

"...don't let me go?"

"..."

Duanlang began to struggle continuously, because it was too embarrassing for him to bend down to break my hand, and he couldn't kick me away with one kick, so he just struggled needlessly...

I hugged his leg tightly, and was about to tell him the trick to kill Matt brothers with low IQ, but before I could speak, I heard Wen Chouchou snarl: "Xiao Xuan! Let go! You girl is holding this What did the stinky man's legs do!!!"

Duanlang, who didn't know how to get out of my hand, also reached an agreement with Wen Chouchou in an instant, wanting to cry but without tears, said: "That's right, let go!"

"..."

"Why are you guys still standing there?! Waiting for the bonus? Break her hand off!" Wen Chouchou ordered.

Hearing that, the Shamate brothers all rushed forward and prepared to separate Duanlang and me.

Oh shit!Don't let these bad guys touch me!

In a hurry, I let go of my hand, and the whole person fell on the ground with a "snap", and then used both hands and feet... In fact, only hands, crawling forward, crawling, crawling...

Climbing up to Wen Chouchou step by step, I raised my head and shouted loudly: "Boss Wen is clear! Duanlang is wronged!"

Brothers Wen Chou Chou & Sha Matt: "What?!!!!"

I didn't kill Matt and I nodded heavily to Wen Chouchou.

Looking back at Duanlang again, well, it looks like there are four words written on his face - "Many, management, leisure, things."

Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as this kid, I'm doing it to save myself, to clear up your grievances for you, if it wasn't for my short-sightedness at the time, I begged for the wrong one, who cares about you!

"Xiao Xuan! Please speak clearly! That little bastard Duanlang..."

[Broken Wave] used the skill [Cold Light Glare] on [Wen Chou Chou].

"...Yu, how could you be wronged?!"

I said: "Ah, that's right. I usually have a good personal relationship with Duanlang. One day, these elder brothers may have eaten too much Viagra and wanted to come over to tease me. Then Duanlang bumped into me, so Duanlang beat them up angrily. It may be that the elder brothers hold a grudge and come here to make a small report..."

Wen Chouchou: "Well, I just remembered that you guys did the molesting of Xiao Xuan..."

Brother Kill Matt: "..."

Zang Ao deserves to be the eldest brother, and immediately stood up: "Miss Xiao, don't change the concept secretly, we are talking about Duanlang secretly practicing martial arts in private!"

Seeing his greasy bangs made me sick to my stomach, so I ignored him, lowered my voice, and explained to Wen Chouchou: "Mr. The world will be a disciple!"

Wen Chouchou suddenly realized: "Oh! I remembered!"

I continued to whisper: "I was so anxious just now, because I was afraid that you would report to the leader of the gang. The leader of the gang must remember this matter! But once you forget, you still bother the boss with such trivial matters, tsk tsk tsk, the leader will... ..."

Wen Chouchou covered his face in pain: "Let me serve him for a month..."

I was shocked, and suddenly felt sorry for the manager's sister. It was really an unknown hardship.

"Boss, look..."

Seeing Wen Chouchou and I whispering for a long time, the Tibetan Mastiff wanted to remind me, but as soon as I said four words, Wen Chouchou waved his fan.

"All right, all right, this is the end of this matter, you all go away!" Then he patted my shoulder with lingering fear, "Xiao Xuan, thanks to you, my good sister..."

This time I covered my face: "Don't call me that!"

It seemed that the four aunts in the kitchen appeared in front of me, and the ones who Nima recognized as my younger sister were all...

"Okay, okay, anyway, thanks to you, go back quickly..."

I nodded, thinking how resourceful and brave I had escaped.

Just as I was about to stand up, I realized...

...the legs are still weak.

I immediately wanted to cry but had no tears. Could it be that I was going to be paralyzed?God!I am really a talent to paralyze myself after running two steps!I thumped my leg, but it was okay, I was still feeling, but I was weak.

"Boss Wen, my little legs are weak, I can't stand up..."

Before I could say the word "come", I felt like someone was picking me up by the back collar, picking me up like a chicken.

Duanlang looked unhappy, looked at me, then at Wen Chouchou, finally gave a "cut" and dragged me away.

As soon as he came out of Wen Chou Chou, Duanlang snorted coldly: "Trash."

"..."

I! ! !Depend on! ! !

Is it true that good intentions are regarded as the liver and lungs of donkeys?

Is there a hot face attached to someone's cold buttocks?

I felt aggrieved in my heart, and the nameless evil fire was ignited instantly, and I didn't care about me being his little brother, he was my benefactor, etc. I started to struggle hard, and said while struggling, "Damn, Anyway, I helped you just now. Do you know that I ran over from the kitchen? My hip shaft was about to be worn out after such a long journey. What’s wrong with my weak legs?! You don’t care, you beat Wen Chou Chou Dun, can Xiongba spare you! Do you have some brains! You don’t say thank you, but you still..."

He was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "I'm talking about them."

"..."

"A trash who only makes small reports."

"……Uh."

OK, you did it.

But I'm so embarrassed! ! !

I lowered my head in embarrassment and said nothing.

"puff……"

I don't need to look at me to know that the future little boss with bright eyes and white teeth and world-class martial arts, the handsome little brother Duanlangduanzi, is smiling very happily now.

"cough……"

No need to hide it, just laugh, I don't care, it's not that I haven't been laughed at before, hum!

"I'm hungry."

I was just about to say that I haven’t cooked yet, you have to wait if you’re hungry, when I suddenly remembered the soy sauce, cabbage and eggs that I stole in the kitchen.

"Hurry up, go to the kitchen first!"

He wondered, "Why are you going to the kitchen?"

I replied, "I have something in there."

I looked at the killer kitchen aunt next to me, and thought: Hehe, maybe I don’t have to cook today, and I can get some delicious food.

Of course, he didn't know my dirty thoughts, nodded, let go of my back collar, and helped me walk to the kitchen...