Who said he was a bad guy? !

Early in the morning, Brother Mingyue hurried out with a bow, while the old lady stood at the door waiting for him to come back.

In fact, I am a very kind person. I originally wanted to remind the old lady that it is not good to stand at the door all the time, and let the wind blow for a long time to make my face paralyzed. In fact, she herself seemed to have facial paralysis, so I resolutely chose to ignore her.

I have been practicing in the backyard these few days brother Mingyue's teaching of "Black Tiger Pulling Heart", "Monkey Stealing Peach", "Turtle Wagging Tail" and other nirvana skills, thinking in my mind whether to escape first or beat him first The old lady fled out after a pause.

Tired from practicing, I squatted in the toilet and imagined the scene of beating the old lady, and my mood became very, very good.

……

After coming out of the latrine, he strolled to the front yard, wanting to see if the old lady was blown into facial paralysis, but was surprised to find that the old lady was gone.

Instead of the door, there were two skinny men in black, and more than a dozen boxes tied with big red flowers on the ground.

Me?The old lady wants to do magic tricks?

It doesn't matter, the key is that the old lady is not here!

Seeing that the old lady was not there, I didn't care about anything else, so I pulled up my trousers and prepared to run away.Seeing that he was about to be free, he heard a call from hell behind him.

"Star, come here yet."

Ming your sister!Star you uncle!

At this moment, I can't wait to stab this old thing twenty or thirty dollars!But given her muscular body...

I gritted my teeth and showed a ferocious smile: "Yes, grandma! Grandma!"

When I turned around and saw the people in the hall clearly, I instantly felt that the blood supply to my brain was insufficient.

You see, let me just say it, I knew that when I came to Wushuang City, I would definitely meet Duanlang, a bastard!

Duan Lang stood there, holding the sword, arms folded, his original face froze when he saw me, then his eyes doubled, and he stared at me blankly.

It is easy to complete from dragging to staying in a second.

This stupid look made me want to laugh at him fiercely.

But what about me, what am I like now?She should... also be staring at him blankly, right?

I shook my head and suddenly panicked, what should I do now?He wanted to step forward and pat him on the shoulder, laughing, saying, buddy, long time no see, how are you doing?Did he rush up and punch and kick him, cursing while beating, asking him why he got out without farting?Or look away and pretend not to know?

But I don't have time to choose.

Because my strangeness was discovered by the old lady, she slapped the table and shouted: "Star! What are you doing standing there stupidly? Why don't you hurry up and meet the city lord?"

I hastily looked away, looked at the old lady and the Dugu bastard next to her, and Dugu acne.

Old Dugu looked at me as if he was looking at a cold dish, and then he kept staring at his hot dish—shit on the wall...the yellow Wushuang sword.

Dugu Xiaopi looked at me and kept winking, the look was exactly the same as in the Tianxiahui hall.

Seeing that I still didn't respond, the old lady patted the table again and said angrily: "Star!!!"

I gave her a blank look impatiently: "What are you shooting for?! Do you think I'm afraid of you? If you have the ability, you cracked the table!"

As soon as the words were finished, I caught a glimpse of Duan Lang who was standing beside me froze.

Well, that's what I want.

Urbanist, right?OK, you can.

After hearing this, the old lady clutched her chest and looked at me in disbelief: "You! What did you say?!"

I said, "Slapping the table is annoying, isn't it? Hey, why don't you smash the teacups and everything?"

The old lady stood up suddenly, very angry: "You you you you..."

"Me?" I blinked innocently, "What's wrong with me?"

"You're trying to piss me off!" The old lady swiped and pulled out the Wushuang sword on the wall, and stepped forward to cut me.

When Dugu old Wang Ba saw that someone had touched his hot dishes, he stopped doing it at that time, and quickly stopped the old lady: "Mrs. Ming! Mrs. Ming! Don't use force, Mrs. Ming!"

The old lady had a bad temper, so she couldn't control so much, she kicked Dugu Old Wang Ba in the crotch.

With a cry of "Oops", he lay down in pain and began to roll, probably the pain will be unforgettable in his life.

But the old lady acted as if she hadn't seen it, and slashed at me with her sword.

It was too late and then quickly, a figure quickly blocked in front of me.

"Mrs. Ming." Duanlang grabbed the old lady's wrist and said coldly, "Please calm down."

Hehe, I'm not touched at all, he should be, even Dugu bastard can come up to stop her, if Duanlang doesn't move, then he is simply too inhuman.

The old lady wanted to use the same foot to deal with Duanlang, but Duanlang moved to avoid her attack, and immediately kicked the old lady away.

Dugu Old Wang Ba clutched his crotch and was helped up by his son, he shouted to Duanlang angrily: "Lang'er, good kick!"

Duan Lang nodded to Dugu Old Wang Ba, said "offended" to the old lady who was lying on the ground, and then went back to stand in the corner like a normal person.

I thought it was almost done, and hurriedly helped the old lady who was vomiting blood who was kicked by Duanlang, and said distressedly: "Oh, grandma, I was just joking with you, you are in a hurry..."

Old lady: "$%%&^&*@&*..."

Dugu Laowangba picked up the excrement on the ground... Huang Wushuangjian wiped it with his sleeve very preciously, and echoed: "That's right, Mrs. Ming, the star girl is so lively and humorous, it's the puppy's blessing!"

I laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, what the city lord said is that in the future, I will definitely raise your puppy for nothing!"

Dugu Laowangba: "Ah?! Puppy?!"

I blinked and wondered: "Yes, didn't you praise me and say that it is the blessing of your puppy?"

At this time, Dugu Pox was forced to quit, stood up, and said dissatisfiedly: "My father just said that it is my blessing!"

"Tsk! Oh, young city lord, isn't it inappropriate to snatch things from your dog?"

"No, what my dad just said is that I'm not a dog!"

"Yeah, of course you're not a dog! What? You have questions?"

"..."

Dugu Pox was forced to defeat, and Dugu Laowang looked at his little dog with hatred.

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Duanlang standing in the corner, with his head lowered, shaking uncontrollably.

He loves that when he's holding back a smile.

Seeing him smile, I froze for a moment, feeling very proud for no reason.But at the same time, I was inexplicably very upset, and wanted to slap them both, saying you still have a smile? !LOL! !

I thought about it, or forget it.

The old lady came up slowly, and said to me with blood dripping from the corner of her mouth: "Xingxing, the city master and the young city master are here to propose marriage, and I agree."

Your mother forced me to marry you if you agreed?Why! ! !

I gritted my teeth with hatred, but pretended to be very happy on the face, and said: "Then congratulations to grandma and the city lord, I wish you a happy life and a precious son!"

The old lady sprayed blood on the ceiling with a puff.

Looking at Old Dugu again, the veins on his head were bulging, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he explained: "No! It's you... and my Ming'er."

Then Dugu Pox looked at me resentfully, probably still wondering if he was a dog or not.

Dugu Old Wang Ba asked: "Your grandma has already agreed."

I pointed at the old lady who was still bleeding, and said seriously: "The words of those who are dying don't count."

"Okay, do you agree?"

"Well, of course not."

As soon as the words fell, Dugu Pox suddenly prepared to violently hurt others.

I yelled loudly, ran away, and hid behind Duanlang.

It should be when the old lady said that they came to propose marriage, Duanlang stopped shaking... stopped laughing, but kept watching me and Dugu father and son talking nonsense.

I said, "Your young master is suffering from rabies, so he didn't get an injection, right? Brother, you are good at martial arts, stop him quickly!"

Duanlang didn't move and didn't speak.

Pox ran over and yelled at him: "Get out of the way!!!!"

Duanlang remained motionless.

I said again: "Listen, listen! Start barking!"

"..."

Not knowing what Duan Lang was thinking, he clasped his fists at Dugu Old Wang Ba, and said, "City Master, I think this celebrity girl seems to have been stimulated by something, and her consciousness seems to be not so clear, why don't we come back in two days?"

Dugu Lao Wangba was already trembling with anger, turned around and waved his sleeves: "Okay, okay! Ming'er, let's go! Anyway, they can't run away!"

After all, he walked out in big strides.

Zuo forced to see his father go, and planned to follow, but unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step, he fell to the ground with a slap.

Duan Lang walked over: "Hehe, be careful, Young City Master."

After speaking, he left.

"Which bastard messes with me! Hey! Duanlang! You should give me a hand! Hey!"

……

Looking at the old lady who was still vomiting blood, and the big red box left by Dugu and his son, I suddenly felt very annoyed.Although I just made them go crazy, I don't feel happy at all.If I had to say something, it might be when he was made to laugh by me...

Hmm...Actually, I was quite happy when he rushed over to block the sword for me.

No, no, and when he interrupted Dugu Pharaoh, saying that I was out of my mind.

...Forget it, I was very happy to see him today.

but! Yes!

No matter how happy I am, I can't ignore the fact that he abandoned me and became the godson of Dugu Pharaoh!

I kicked over a big red box, walked into the back room angrily, rummaged through the box and found a bottle of Jinchuang medicine, went back to the hall, opened the old lady's mouth and spilled the whole bottle of medicine in it.

Let me marry you!OK!If I don't turn the wedding day into a Spring Festival Gala, I will just use your last name! ! !

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