[Zhongyingmei] When Chaoying became a paper man

"At the beginning, when I knew that the plot was going to develop in the direction of a horror movie, I refused."

"After all, my friends describe me like this: honest, simple, and kind. They all say that I'm a pretty little girl~"

Tony, who suddenly couldn't listen anymore: "...friends out of thin air, huh?"

Harley is even more uncertain about Emily's routine, what are these girls talking nonsense about?

A full 5 minutes have passed!

"Only 5 minutes?" Emily frowned, her mouth was dry!

No, no, she is really at a loss for words!

As a last resort, Emily chatted wildly with Harry for a while.

Harry watched helplessly as the countdown counted down to the last 3 seconds, 2, 1...

"Bang!" The sudden explosion startled her, and the clown girl who was splashed by something hot wiped her red blurred eyes, but when her vision gradually became clear, Emily was still intact. Stand in front of you.

The horrified Harry subconsciously looked at the countdown: 3, 2, 1... Boom!

Splashed in the face again.

"?" Harry wiped his eyes again, Emily was still intact... Boom!

F**k!

Emily, a player who has achieved the achievement of [The first annoying NPC in the whole server].

Even if she lost her memory, she couldn't stop her various coquettish routines.

The night before, when she learned about 80% of the hidden situation of the [Hospital Dungeon] through the [Anti-Surveillance System], she guessed the general plot based on years of experience in the game.Sure enough, eighty-nine are close to ten.

She asked Tony: "Will Friday write 'Hang'?"

Tony, who is not in the game circle and knows that "hanging" is not a good thing: "??!"

Tony Stark: Looking at the eyes ▼_▼

Emily added: "Just pause the game time for a repeating interval."

He didn't know the girl's specific purpose, but after some consideration, he still couldn't help but nodded curiously.

Friday: "Miss Emily, the repetition time period can only be set up to 3 seconds, the number of repetitions is less than 1 times, and the effective radius cannot exceed 5 meters."

"Very good." Emily clapped excitedly instead.

So there was a scene for everyone to see.

The frightened Tony directly forced himself into hibernation.

As for Harley, who was surprised by Emily's "self-explosion", she found it very exciting at first.

Until the other party mechanically repeated the self-explosion process hundreds of times, gradually, Harley, who was trapped in the operating room and saw the numbness, finally said, "Your mother...you are related to Dr. Strange." Mouth area!

Emily: ?

Clutching her little heart, Harry surrendered.

In addition to losing patience, the clown who was far away in the monitoring room but whose signal was cut off was yelling, "Harry, what's going on with you?"

"Pudin, we've encountered a psychopath!"

Taking advantage of Emily's suspension of the operation, Harley threw her a remote control directly. After rolling her huge eyes, she twisted her white buttocks and ran away in a hurry.

The wary Emily doesn't trust Harley Quinn at all.

She took out the only card, and a miniature mechanical hand stretched out from the two-dimensional world.

Tony, who draws inferences after writing "hanging": just want to use all bugs to the limit :)

Emily adjusted the recovery speed of her body to the highest value, and poured out a small number of small medicines from the system as a gift—you can't treat yourself badly.Then she yelled to the "little clumsy hand" righteously: "Come on!"

Clumsy's speed is extremely fast, and his time to enter the three-dimensional field is also very limited.

Emily felt a chill cut open her neck, and within a few seconds, she heard Tony's cooing: "Perfect!"

At the same time, countless clear pictures surged in his mind.

Her brain "exploded".

Emily did not expect that after the bomb was dismantled, she miraculously recovered her memory.

...then the system listened to his host swearing without repetition for 10 minutes.

"There are always bad people trying to harm me!"

Emily kicked the double-faced man off the operating bed. She sat cross-legged on the stained sheets, thinking about life.

Emily really wants to find out who the enemy who killed her is... After a brainstorm, well, there are countless gamers who hate her, and she really can't think of which one has the most motive for committing the crime.

She opened the character panel with ease.

Glancing at the countless zeros behind the rankings, she fixed her gaze on the popularity value of the live broadcast room. The single digits looked very eye-catching.Thinking of his peak popularity period, he could blow up the server several times in one night.

too difficult.Emily sighed, it was really difficult for a newcomer to get ahead.

It seems that she has a long way to go to return to the top from more than 9.

But it's not a big problem.

Emily thought to herself, after all, she has top-notch professional skills, superb life-saving skills, and cheap and coquettish customs clearance operations, and her handwritten game guides have won the best book award every year.

The system reminded her: [It is the cheapest game book award of the year. 】

Emily: "..."

Tony, who was lying in the card pool, listened with gusto, and the upright smart housekeeper also spoke for Emily in a serious way: "Friday thinks Miss Emily is very smart."

"Thank you, Friday..." Emily took another look at the popularity value in her live broadcast room, which had dropped from single digits, and suddenly had an idea.

At this time, the system reminded her again: [Host, your task has not been completed yet. 】

Emily squinted at the two-faced man lying on the ground, trying to escape but unable to move.

Harvey Dent is unlovable, thanks to the fact that he used the intern as a lifeline.It now appears that her degree of insanity is worse than that of Harley Quinn.

Harvey moved to the corner, trying to avoid Emily's eyes.

But the other party picked up the chainsaw again, and the sharp teeth almost plunged into Harvey's rotten face: "Do you want to die?"

The double-faced man didn't know for a moment whether Emily was an interrogative sentence or an imperative sentence, so he shook his head resolutely and in a panic.

Emily: "Give you a chance to survive, do you want?"

Two-faced man: chick nods.gif

Emily: "Then will you betray me?"

Two-faced man: rattle shaking his head.gif

Emily: "Okay, let's make a final choice, do you want to be my first little brother?"

After hesitating for 1 second, the two-faced man nodded like a big wave washing the sand.gif

Emily is very satisfied with her "psychotherapy": "What choice phobia? Look, does this look like a person with choice phobia? Damn, I'm so good!"

Tony lying in the card pool watching a play & the double-faced man with tears in his stomach:? ? ?

【...The task is successful, and the host gets a chance to draw a card. 】

Emily can be sure that she heard the voice of "What kind of stupid host is this" from the plain mechanical sound of the system.

"2077, you have changed." Emily sighed again, "I often miss the intimacy between us when you were not formatted...and collusion."

[…] System, [Stop blah host, draw a card quickly! 】

Still calmer than Emily, the lonely paper man Tony can't wait to lick the card, with caramel-colored bright round eyes, blinking and blinking at a pile of transparent color cards lying quietly in the card pool Card.

Nervous, excited, and a little excited.

Will Steve be next? ...Haha, if it was him, he would definitely be pissed off by the girl's various tricks.

God, don't be that big guy Saul!He suspected that Sol's cards would be several times thicker than others'.

Or Xiaojiju? ...

The result... [Drip!Draw card successfully! 】

"Iambatman!"

A hoarse bass sounded, and Tony, whose eyes were darkened, heard a "clang", which was the sound of his dream shattering.

Emily watched with interest the paper man Iron Man and the paper man Batman hanging in the air. Without saying a word, the two pieces of paper started hammering each other seriously. sound.

The two of them fought each other for 10 minutes before they slowly floated down and landed on Emily's palms one left and one right.

"Childish." The Q version of Batman, who also had a big head on his head, snorted expressionlessly while touching the buckle on his waist.

Emily, who is familiar with superhero plots after recovering her memory: she has a pot in her left hand, a bat in her right hand, and a fat doll living in her head.My God, what a fatal contrast is this!

The system of forcing "fat dolls": […]

Emily tried her best to resist the urge to get a nosebleed at the paper man... No, she saw Batman's eight-pack hidden under the paper!

——Who can stand this!

"Cough..." Tony stared dissatisfiedly at Emily, whose cheeks were blushing and Batman took all her eyes, "I have no other intention, just to remind you—you have a new mission, girl!"

[Think of a way and leave the hospital. 】

Emily, who came back to her senses, remembered the closed hospital door.What else can I do, it's over in one blast.

She was confident.

But before that, there is one more thing to do.

— "Thanks to Mr. Howard for the ten spaceships!"

——"Thank you Mr. Howard for 999 super rockets!"

[Live], an eternal rule of survival: where there are local tyrants, there must be popularity.If not, it must be that this local tyrant is not strong enough.

Emily slowly moved to the task point, and while watching her live broadcast room's crazy rise in popularity with satisfaction, she introduced to the audience: "Next, I will invite a mysterious boss to assist in the task."

With the popularity value of a superhero, Emily fell into distress: It is too difficult for me to return to the peak of the dirty air that has not yet felt the bottom of life.

system:【……】

Watching the bullet screen brush a series of question marks, exclamation marks, 666, and "Shen Hao knelt down" and other rainbow farts...

Batman, who was almost blinded by Tony's money offensive before he could figure out the situation after he appeared on the stage: Huh~

Isn't it just money, who doesn't have...

...The communicator is broken, he can't contact Ah Fu, and he really has no money.

Batman: Deadpan.jpg

Just when Emily was about to summon Iron Man's body, a bullet fell from the sky. If she hadn't dodged it quickly, there would have been a huge bloody hole in her temple at this moment.

Emily: Scared the baby!

Seeing that the bullet missed, the sharpshooter in the dark looked terrified, but put a pair of pale hands on his shoulders, signaling to be safe and not to be impatient.

"Well! Well! Well!" There was a sound of leather shoes kicking the floor from far to near.

oh!Here he is, here he is, here he comes with green hair!

Emily looked at the villain, the clown, who had fallen in love with her hundreds of times in the old RGP game "Batman Arkham Series", which was reset to version 10!

She also strongly felt that Batman in the card pool was shooting his claws into the three-dimensional world time and time again.

And Tony was lying on the side, watching the various attempts of the "friend" in a leisurely manner.

"We finally meet, sweetheart!" The clown opened his arms to Emily, "I've been looking forward to this moment for so long!"

As he spoke, he took a deep breath of the air, as if he was smelling the dangerous and sweet breath of Emily.

"?" Why does it seem to smell Batman?

he...tui!

Not only the clown, even the Harley Quinn around him and a group of younger brothers behind him also felt the terrible low-temperature magnetic field nearby.

Little brother No. 1 was trembling, and asked cautiously: "Is...it's Batman?!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" The annoyed clown directly shot brother No. 1, "Batman? What Batman? He's dead..."

Emily quickly changed her mind.

A second later, the temperature suddenly dropped by another five degrees.The dark knight who made the villains of Arkham fearful descended from the sky. His voice was cold and his eyes were even more piercing:

"Batman is watching you!"

Batman, who was staring at the clown, didn't notice that Emily behind her was so happy that she was about to faint.

The powerful male hormone breath completely enveloped Emily, the black cloak close at hand, the solid arms, the broad and stalwart back... She only needs to lie down 1 cm forward, and the whole person can lie on the strong back of Batman. superior.

Emily with an "awsl" face: Damn it, this game is too real!