[Zhongyingmei] When Chaoying became a paper man

"Why abuse the American team!"

Emily was aggrieved: "What's coming at me, don't bully me America's sweetheart!"

System: [...2077 does not think that the host can bear the physical pain of Captain America at the moment. After losing the "super serum", he is already in the physical condition of a seventy-year-old man, and it is still extremely bad. 】

Emily looked at the little Captain America with a gentle smile still on her face.

Woohoo, she felt even more distressed.

[If you break the copy record, I remember that there is an S-level reward related to strengthening physical fitness. 】

The system was still talking to itself, and a gust of wind passed by her eyes.

Emily has pressed the "Mission Start" button and set off.

[Host, there is one more thing I must remind you.This copy is forbidden to use any small medicine, but you can die infinitely.After resurrecting, the health bar will be refilled, and you will lose 20% of the goods. 】

Emily answered him confidently: "Don't worry, I won't take the dog easily."

System: [Are you sure you are not overconfident...]

OK, he shut up.

The dense BTs are like pitch-black liquid black dots distributed in the low air. If you can't avoid them with extreme care, you will touch them if you don't pay attention.As a result of sticking, countless liquid black hands protrude from the ground, dragging the player into the abyss.

Although not completely dead, the scene experienced when returning from the dead is still very disgusting.

According to previous records, no one can completely avoid BT.

Until the system looked at him incredulously at the host who "rided his beloved motorcycle", isn't your 100% dodge really a bug!

Seeing the lightning speed, the system almost dubbed: "Catch shrimp!"

But Emily is not as easy as it seems.She clearly felt that countless BTs in the air were grinning and staring at her.Even if it is the slightest mistake, she will be swallowed up by them.

Not to mention that the Millers on both sides of the road would throw a few bombs from time to time.

While avoiding BT, Emily used Batman's claw gun to hook the goods on the Mir.

Soon, the system panel showed that her load had reached [120 kg].

According to the analysis of 2077, as long as her number of deaths does not exceed 3 times, it is very possible to break the record.

Ah.Emily thought to herself, death is impossible, she still has to eat after finishing this copy.

Then she met the first boss.

It was a black monster with long legs of more than ten meters, which provided nourishment for countless BTs.Emily quickly switched to AWP, but was knocked out of 3/4 tube of blood by the opponent's skill.

[According to previous records, when facing the first boss, players died an average of 32 times, with a minimum of 2 deaths. 】

The death of the player will not refresh the boss' blood bar, even the best player can grind the boss to death slowly.

The system was still chattering and reporting, when the other party came with an unavoidable big move, and Emily was about to usher in her first [dog leash].

As a result, between the flashes of calcium carbide, she switched to [Angel's Healing Battle] at the speed of light, and after filling herself up, she switched to the sniper/shooter/gun again, and seamlessly switched to the big boss.

It's true that new players will go crazy after watching it, and old players will cry when they read it.

Even the system was silent for a while: [I was careless, I forgot that you are still a nanny. 】

There are very few players who are purely supporting the dungeon, because their attack panel is too weak, and it is a waste of time to fight the boss; there are almost no players who dual-cultivate two professions, which is too difficult.

Don't look at Emily's two weapons switching to 6, but they have different cooling times.Therefore, it is very important to grasp the rhythm of the battle. Once the rhythm is disrupted by the boss, there is only one dead end.

Few people can jump back and forth between ADC and nanny like Emily.

Often the boss beats her into a bloody skin with a big move, and in the next second she puts on herself full of blood.

Players who were lucky enough to watch watched the live broadcast room one after another.

[I remember that the cooldown time of Nanny's weapon is very long, how does she control her accuracy! 】

[Upstairs, isn't it scary that the anchor resists the boss's big move every time?Under normal circumstances, in order to reduce the number of deaths, players will avoid the range of the boss's ultimate move, at the cost of extending the mission time accordingly.But the host didn't waste any time on beating the boss! 】

[Yes, her calculation of damage is too accurate!This is an anchor playing math!Didn't you realize that her blood bar is full when there is only 1 drop left, and then a mouthful of the orange weapon's big move! 】

[Fuck!Orange Wu nanny!I ate lemons! 】

The endless rainbow farts in the live broadcast room continued, and Emily, who easily solved the No. 1 boss, calmly rode her beloved little motorcycle again.

System: 【Is your leisurely attitude still human? 】

Emily began to admire the scenery along the way: "That's why everyone calls me Dashen."

system:【……】

The same fairy scene was repeatedly shown in front of No. 2 and No. 3 bosses. Unbeknownst to Emily, her popularity in the live broadcast room once again soared to the peak in history.

After appreciating her "personal skills", many players aspire to get a double degree.

Seeing Emily's seamless switching between ADC and nanny, some viewers even called her affectionately - AD calcium milk.

God TMAD calcium milk!

Emily was handing over donuts to Mrs. Bessie, when she heard the system broadcast, she almost shut herself up.

Mrs. Bessie was whispering in her ear: "Oh, I love donuts so much! You are the most perfect delivery guy I have ever seen! I will definitely send you a five-star review!"

Emily couldn't hear a word.

Her mind is full of: who gave her the nickname!What a fool!

The little superheroes in the [Experimental Base] were happy, and Xiao Jiju and Xiao Shan even laughed so much that they hugged their bellies and rolled on the floor.

The angry Emily calmed down after receiving the task reward.

Not surprisingly, she broke the record with a full [150 kg, 300 lb] data and became the far-leading climber.

The mission rewards are a large number of weapon upgrades and strengthening materials.

Emily used them all in 【Healing Battle】.

[Your Healing Battle has been upgraded to the highest level currently, and you have unlocked its new skill—Dispel. 】

——Sure enough, it was in Emily's expectation.

She quickly removed the debuff from Captain America.

Steve felt that the pain disappeared in an instant, and his old body was gradually regaining its youth.

However, the quadruple power given to him by the "Super Soldier Serum" still hasn't returned.

Steve was already very satisfied: "Thank you, Emily." If possible, he really wanted to return to his body and express his gratitude solemnly.

——But wouldn't that bother the girl too much?

Emily looked at Steve's tangled expression, and thought he was still immersed in the "sadness" of losing his superpowers. She was just about to rack her brains to comfort her, but the system reminded her:

【Congratulations, you have obtained 1 item card and 2 item enhancement cards. 】

She opened it, [props card: Batman's muscular temptation.Using this card can double the physical energy of the opponent, and the duration is permanent. 】

[Enhancement card*2: Use this card to double the effect of a prop card. 】

Then the effect of the superposition of 3 cards is: 8 times the physical strength!

Earned earned!

Emily wanted to give all three cards to Captain America, but he shook his head and gently rejected Emily's kindness.

It was only when Emily repeatedly emphasized that the captain must recover his superpowers intact, and she felt at ease, Steve nodded solemnly.

"In fact, twice the physical strength is enough..." Steve's voice was weak, how much he wanted to say that he was already very satisfied with the body of an ordinary person!

But Emily insisted: "Four times, it's my last stubbornness!"

Standing aside and staring at the two of them silently, Batman: "..."

Although he didn't make a sound, he didn't agree with Emily using all the enhancement cards on Captain America.

In the end, he was able to keep one, and he was satisfied.

Tony, who has a panoramic view of Batman's hidden psychological activities: "..."

He held back his complaints, and stared nervously at Captain America's majestic strength recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Relief, he thought.

Until he saw Steve's muscular pectoralis major, abdominal muscles and biceps appearing at a speed visible to the naked eye, Tony: "..."

Everyone is a cardboard man, why is his muscle not so stylish!

Batman who also sees through Tony's mental activities: Why don't you have AC numbers in your heart because your muscles are not in shape?

……

Emily's flushed shy expression came online again as she watched America's Sweetheart suddenly transform into America's Big Boobs.

Emily suppressed her surging mood, and went to look through another pile of [Prop Cards] that seemed useless, trying to find the missing ones.

——She really picked one up!

[My World Simulator: Players can build their own cities, turn over serfs and sing. 】

[Please enter the account number and password. 】

Emily skipped the "registration button" on the lower right and entered the two strings of characters in memory.

【login successful! 】

As soon as the screen turned, she finally saw the extremely familiar scene again - the beautiful city she had built brick by brick, her private server.

The time here is still stuck in 2027.

Realistic NPCs converge into the busy traffic of this world.Unlike the doomsday instance they just experienced, this place looks like a real city, a peaceful place without zombies, monsters, and struggles.

Emily doesn't like the cyberpunk society in 2077. Compared with it, she yearns for a happy and ordinary life with backward technology 50 years ago.

So she took New York in 2027 as a model and perfected her ideal utopia bit by bit.

Emily also built herself a cozy little apartment.

At this moment, she is paralyzed on the small bed in the apartment, enjoying the daily time that has finally calmed down.

Xiao Shan and Xiao Jie couldn't hold back their curiosity, and Emily "rescued" them from the card pool.Now Xiao Shan is holding Xiao Jiju, running back and forth on the city streets with superhuman speed.

Emily, who was so exhausted, finally relaxed her tense nerves, and she fell asleep quickly.

When she wakes up...

Wrong, so wrong!

What's going on with this spotless apartment?What's the matter with the gluttonous aroma that fills the room?And what about her growling stomach?

"Ah! Captain Snail!"

Emily looked at Captain America holding a spatula and wearing an apron in the kitchen, clutching her little heart in shock.

Steve, who took off his hood, smiled so handsomely!Oh my god, this apron, the captain is so gentle!

The smile of the American team was still like a spring rain: "I think I need to do something within my ability to express my gratitude." His voice was warm, with the solemnity unique to veteran cadres, "Thank you, Emily."

Emily quickly waved to Steve.

Captain, please don't launch Caution again.

Can't stand it, who can stand it!

Fortunately, the actual time of the US team is only 30 minutes.Otherwise, if he stayed in the small apartment for an extra second, Tony would press him down and return to the [base] with his head pressed.

……

However, Tony can guard against Steve, but he can't guard against the two big guys Arthur and Saul.

In the dead of night, he was indulging in experimental research, and he turned his head inadvertently: "...who brought his Emily to the nightclub again!"

In the empty [Experimental Base], the chattering Tattoo King and Hammer God have long since disappeared.

Just a few minutes ago, Arthur chatted with Saul for some reason. Although they were of the same size and the same type of handsome guy, their frequencies were not on the same line.

Until they talked about their respective brothers.

Sol: "I have a brother who is not worried."

Arthur: "Fuck me too."

Saul: "He's always at odds with me."

Arthur: "Fuck me too..."

Saul: "He even tried to kill me qaq!"

Arthur: "Fuck me!"

Saul: "But I still miss him so much!"

Arthur: "Fuck...? It seems that this one doesn't exist."

In short, the two of them suddenly found a common topic, chatting more and more happily, and exchanged the brands of beer they like to drink with each other.

Then the two met for a drink.

Emily, who had never witnessed Thor and Aquaman's fight for alcohol, followed immediately.

Arthur greeted the bartender: "Give the little girl a cup of hot milk!"

Bartender whose career took a huge hit: 'Sorry, no... no milk.'

Arthur was angry, and put his big flowery arm full of tattoos on the bar.

Emily said quickly: "Mojito...then have a Mojito."

Just like that, when Tony flew out of the card pool, he immediately saw Emily sitting on the seat blushing and about to pour on Arthur's chest like a chicken pecking rice.

Leaning on one side, muttering words at the same time.

"Hi everyone, I'm Batman. I'm going to fight Darkseid in a few hours. I'm in a panic now. Before the big battle, I want to drink a cup of milk tea to calm down the shock. I hope everyone will transfer me 200 yuan in PayPal. Don't Ask why 200 is so expensive, because they also want to drink Wonder Woman."

Tony slammed on the brakes in the air:? ?

It's okay to start stand-up comics when you're drunk!

"I'm not drunk!" Emily hummed to Tony with a tacit understanding.

Staring at the girl's unfocused eyes, Tony was sure she didn't see him.

Emily continued to talk to herself: "One day I was drunk and shouted 'I want to marry Captain America'! At this time, my husband kissed my forehead and leaned into my ear and said, 'Marry me Iron Man is wronged You'? Hiccup~~"

Tony & Arthur & Saul: "..."

This time, she was really about to fall on Arthur as soon as she covered her head.

Arthur hooked his lips helplessly: "If you eat one more French fries, you won't be so drunk."

When he stretched out his stiff chest muscles and subconsciously caught Emily's forehead, a mechanical hand lay between them.

Tony picked Emily up very skillfully: "I'll take her away first."

After speaking, before Arthur and Thor could react, he spit fire and disappeared in front of them.

The two straight male representatives looked at each other, and exchanged a bewildered look of "how does it feel like the little sheep has fallen into the hands of the big bad wolf".

……

Tony, who took off his armor, supported Emily's leg with one hand and her back with the other, and hugged her in front of him.

"You can't drink..." He shook his head and kicked open the door of the apartment.

A dazed Emily hung on Tony, still happily saying hello: "Nonsense, I can drink a full glass!"

Tony: "That's right, that's right, it can't be more than one cup."

He tried to put the girl to bed.

But Emily was like an octopus, sucking on him, and she couldn't get it off.

Tony took a deep breath and coaxed her: "Good boy, go to sleep."

As a result, Emily clasped even tighter: "You don't sleep, I don't sleep, look how good we are!"

Tony: "..." Does this girl know what she is doing now?

He was amused by Emily: "If you don't come down...after 30 minutes, your ass will fall apart."

Having said that, his hands took advantage of the opportunity to lift Emily up so that she could lean on him more comfortably.

Tony simply gave up and put her down.

Emily, who was in a comfortable posture, continued to whisper in his ear.

Tony:? ?

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, Emily put her arms around his neck and said loudly, "Soldier! Stand at attention!"

Well, the span of this stand-up comedy is quite wide.

"What's the matter with you soldier?" Emily said and slapped him twice without any strength, "Why are you still stumbling around when you are told to stand upright! Slap your ass!"

Tony, whose body part was "violated" again: "..."

With a hiss, he turned off the system panel and changed his posture. He pushed Emily against the wall, supported the back of her head with one hand, and raised her wrists with the other.

What's up with the sudden "soldier and officer" roleplay, Tony wondered gloomily?Could it be that he was Captain America? After all, he was the "Captain Snail" who had been studying for a day.

"Who am I?" Tony stared into Emily's eyes, forcing her to look at herself.

"You are...Tonini!" Emily blushed, instinctively hooped her legs to keep her balance, but the tip of her nose brushed against Tony's stubbled cheeks from time to time, "Tonini, the duty of a soldier is to obey the commander in everything Order! I say, stand at attention!"

She was panting, and Tony felt like he was holding a milk dumpling, and the delicious milk smell was rushing directly to his heavenly cap.

It's good that you don't misunderstand the person.He breathed a sigh of relief and let go of the hands that imprisoned the girl.

Damn, what else can I do besides obediently cooperate?He could only support the girl to stand firmly.

As a result, Emily's claws once again probed her familiar parts with ease.

pinch~~~

Tony couldn't bear it anymore: "!!!"