Mr. He, please respect yourself

That night.

Shen Shiwen really came to Mo Shaoshi's bar.

The lights are feasting, the world is drunk, the music is deafening, the lights are full of illusions, and there is a hint of mental retardation about youth and indulgence in the confusing environment.

In the middle of the night, how could this large group of people not sleep?What time is it?

Shen Shiwen looked at his watch, it was 10:38 in the evening.

Normally, at this hour, if there was no case to follow up, he would have gone home and dreamed.

Sitting on the bar in a daze, Mo Shaoshi ran over.

"Why did you come so early? My friend hasn't arrived yet." Mo Shaoshi was wearing a coquettish red flower shirt and a pair of blinding purple flared pants. The scales are the same as the fish scales that the owner of the fish stall in the vegetable market digs out.

Skull pain.

Shen Shiwen couldn't bear to look directly at Mo Shaoshi's outfit, and took a big sip of his drink to suppress his shock, but the pants were really dazzling, so he couldn't help asking, "Your pants..."

"Have you noticed? You know the goods! You have a good eye!" Before he finished speaking, when Mo Shaoshi heard that Shen Shiwen's focus was on his pants, he was so excited that he almost took off his pants, and held them up with both hands for Master Shen Shiwen to admire .He raised the two sides of the trousers with his orchid fingers, shyly and excitedly twirled in a circle of love, his mouth was like a river, and his eyes were like copper bells, "Look at my trousers, aren't they very flamboyant and eye-catching? The temperament of the pants, as soon as I enter the dance floor, the row of faces and the bombardment can make me the focus of everyone, the pulse of the trend, the pinnacle of the era..."

The skull hurts even more.

Shen Shiwen covered his head and listened dumbly to Mo Shaoshi's boasting and nonsense around the shiny pants.Half an hour later, Mo Shaoshi was suddenly quiet. Shen Shiwen thought he could finally be liberated, but unexpectedly, it turned out that the main event was coming.

"My friends are coming."

Mo Shaoshi stared at the door, stretched out his hand and grabbed Shen Shiwen's collar, and took him away, pulling and shoving him to the corner.

"Your friend is here, why should I hide?"

Shen Shiwen was extremely upset, especially when he was asked to hide in front of the bathroom.

What's going on in this man's head?Such a big bar, why do you have to hide in front of the bathroom, the picture here is particularly smelly?

Mo Shaoshi didn't notice anything wrong, he pressed Shen Shiwen's shoulders, squatted down with him, and kept motioning Shen Shiwen to look in the direction of the door.

"Did you see it, did you see it?" Mo Shaoshi was even more excited than Shen Shiwen, pointing at the group of people coming in at the door, shouting: "That kid in white is tall and thin, like a bamboo pole, look No, how is it, how do you feel? Are you excited? Is there any strange feeling of falling in love at first sight and seeing you goodbye?"

Shen Shiwen: "..."

How do you get excited before going to the bathroom?

Get smoked?

Shen Shiwen shook his head helplessly.

"Don't like it?" Mo Shaoshi frowned, "It's because you have too high a vision that you can't find a partner. My mother said that when it comes to talking about a partner, you have to get along with them to know whether it's good or bad. You can't just look at the surface so superficially." , Sometimes just look at the surface, you will miss a lot of things, focus on the inside, we need to pay more attention to the inside..."

Shen Shiwen: "..."

"Where's the one next to him." Mo Shaoshi pointed to the slightly shorter guy next to 'Bamboo Pole'.

Shen Shiwen looked over, the boy had a round face, fair skin, and a chubby figure.

Shen Shiwen: "That's right, I look very blessed."

Mo Shaoshi was excited when he heard it, "Not bad? Does that mean you like it?"

"That's not really a liking." Shen Shiwen shook his head, "At most it's a good eye."

"It's already very good to be able to close eyes, maybe it will become like after co-authoring."

Mo Shaoshi's tone became more and more excited, inexplicably excited, as if before him was the scene of Shen Shiwen and the young man entering the church and into the wedding hall, he pulled Shen Shiwen to stand up, with a happy face, "Go, there is no delay."

Shen Shiwen: "Where are you going?"

"If you like it, you have to go. Pretend to meet by chance, get contact information, chat more often, go on a date for dinner, watch a movie, and drive on the road. This is the process. Let's take it step by step. Don't be in a hurry. The important thing is to be fast."

Shen Shiwen's head hurts again.

Mo Shaoshi's action is much stronger than his brain. In the blink of an eye, Shen Shiwen was already sitting next to the round-faced young man just now, got his WeChat account, and knew his name and home address. The only difference is height, weight, native place, education and political background.

Of course, relying on Shen Shiwen's own professional inventory gossip, as soon as he heard the name, he immediately knew the family business behind the young man.

The young man is pragmatic, and his family is engaged in logistics.

If you don't carry goods well, come here to eat, drink and drink, the young people nowadays are really.

"Brother Shiwen." The young man brought the freshly served French fries to Shen Shiwen, and beckoned him to eat.

What a polite guy, Shen Shiwen was moved and ate most of the plate at once.

The main thing is for the hungry, who don’t sleep at night, and have to eat something to replenish the energy consumed.

But when he was just eating, Mo Shaoshi stared at him suddenly, and when he was done staring, he came over and pulled him aside, whispering to him, "What are you doing just eating French fries?"

Shen Shiwen: "Otherwise, is there anything else to eat?"

Mo Shaoshi was taken aback, "Did I ask you to come to eat French fries? I asked you to come to communicate with Yang Yangduo. The two of you should communicate more and cultivate mutual feelings so that some sparks of love can be sparked." Come."

Yang Yang was that young man, Shen Shiwen chewed a piece of French fries, and nodded with half understanding.

The spark of love is easy to say, but also difficult to say.

"What's the use of nodding your head? Take action." Mo Shao began to punch his fist.

"How to act?" Shen Shiwen decided to pretend to be a beautiful straight man who everyone loves, "I don't know much about this, think about it, if I knew how to pursue others, I wouldn't be single at this age gone."

When Mo Shaoshi heard it, he felt that it made sense. His surprised eyes were full of sympathy and pride, "I didn't expect this to be the bottleneck of your life. It doesn't matter. No one is perfect. I understand. Don't worry." , I'll take care of your affairs, and I promise to push you into the grave of marriage and the cage of love."

Shen Shiwen's heart was not disturbed, and his facial expression was moved. After nodding wildly, he picked up another French fries and gnawed on it.

"Don't eat it!" Mo Shaoshi hated iron and steel, "What kind of French fries come to the bar to eat, they don't look handsome."

Shen Shiwen: "Then what should I eat to be handsome?"

Mo Shaoshi: "Don't eat anything!"

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