[Football] King Of Europe

August 8 will usher in the second round of the Portuguese Super League. After a long national team match day, the Porto training base is finally lively again.

This is probably after the "seafood poisoning" incident, the first time that Porto's team has adjusted to a good state, so that everyone is bluffing.

Mourinho called the whole team together for a meeting. Everyone was anxious at first, not knowing what the head coach was going to say.As a result, in the tactical training room, the first thing Porto's young marshal mentioned was to strictly prohibit everyone from having any "seafood feast".

He doesn't even want to see Porto "non-combat downsizing" for this reason one day!And then line up like the first game of the league-he must be crazy.

The second game will be against Amadoya in the away game. In consideration of the status of the players, Mourinho went to the away game one day in advance.After experiencing the fifa virus, he actually had some concerns about the state of the players in his heart. After all, a large part of the Porto team finished playing for the national team and came back non-stop.

In order to adjust the player's state, in the end, Mourinho chose an unconventional starting lineup, and it was this lineup that made him taste the bitter fruit.

1:1, Porto failed to win Amadoya in the away game.

South African striker McCarthy, new to the season this season, scored another goal for the team, but the score was leveled towards the end of the second half.

Everyone in Porto can imagine Mourinho's expression at that time-he has been leading for nearly 80 minutes, but he was turned over in the last 10 minutes!

The only thing that can be thankful is that this game was not lost anyway, but, you know, Porto's original goal was to take all three points!

The media came over excitedly like a shark who asked about the smell of blood. At first, they were still wondering when the defending champion would stop winning. wheel!

The South African striker McCarthy who scored a goal when passing through the mixed zone was unfortunately stopped by the reporters. As the only goal maker in Porto, he was obviously the captain, the midfielder and the coach when the team disappeared. , cannot escape.

"Mr. McCarthy! You scored your first goal in this game and your first goal in Porto... How do you feel?"

"Mr. McCarthy, although you scored a goal in this game, Porto did not win... What do you think of this result?"

"Mr. McCarthy..."

"Mr. McCarthy..."

The left-behind reporters rushed forward in a swarm, scrambling to pass the microphone in their hands to the South African.They urgently need an answer from the South Africans—whatever he says, as long as he speaks, they don't care so much about what he said!

As long as he speaks, after the game, he won't return empty-handed!

However, the reporters were doomed to be disappointed.

Because McCarthy's mouth was tightly closed and he didn't say a word.

This can't be done!

As the "uncrowned king", how could they let him pass by in such a silent manner?It is absolutely impossible not to answer.

So the reporters tried their best to get McCarthy to answer. Seeing that they couldn't escape, finally, the South African shooter spoke.

"Crack... Crack... Crack..."

This……

What did he say? !

The self-proclaimed "Uncrowned King" reporters looked at each other, none of them could understand what the string of "squeaky" that came out of McCarthy's mouth was like a bunch of gibberish codes, absolutely beyond the scope of their deciphering.

"Ahh... I remembered, there are eleven official languages ​​in South Africa!"

Suddenly, a reporter slapped his head and yelled out these few words.After his words, everyone's eyes were dull.

Yes, they are football journalists, they are omnipotent, gossip news is absolutely dug out, and the news is more sensitive than anyone else, and the speed is faster than anyone else. Some of them have mastered several languages. , However, it definitely does not include this kind of McCarthy's "cheeping"!

No one could understand what he was talking about.

God, he can't speak Portuguese yet!

This idea came out so suddenly, but it was very logical. McCarthy is a South African and played in Porto this season.Maybe it is even difficult for him to understand Portuguese now!

The reporters tried to communicate with the South African shooter and wanted him to change to English. After all, this is also one of the official languages ​​​​of South Africa, and they can understand English compared to the gibberish he speaks now.

But it was obvious that McCarthy didn't respond to them, and chattered about the bunch without interest, waved his hand, and was about to run away.

"Hi, McCarthy!"

A reporter tried to stop him, but the South African shooter acted as if he didn't hear him at all. He just answered the question just now, and left now. As for the reporters, they didn't understand?

What does that matter to him!

The Portuguese reporters wanted to cry in the back. Now, the interviewer was caught, but they didn't know what McCarthy said!

Could it be that in the Porto team, are they also communicating like this? !

This is absolutely not the case, but what is shown in front of the reporters is like this.They were all listless, and they were thinking in their hearts that they hadn't found any news from Porto, and they estimated that they could only start with Amadoya.

Hey, I don't know where Mourinho went. After the game, he slipped faster than anyone else, so they didn't catch him at all!

Of course, the poor reporters didn't know that in the Porto team, at this moment, McCarthy, who had made them extremely helpless just now, was talking excitedly with his teammates.

Moreover, if they were present at the scene, their eyeballs would definitely stand out—because what McCarthy was speaking now was the Portuguese that he refused to speak just now no matter what.

Although there is still some stuttering and slow speech, but if you want to understand, there is absolutely no problem!

"...Sebastian, the method you mentioned is really effective, and they really have nothing to do!"

The eyes of Sebastian who had a bunch of bad ideas were also shining: "I'll just say...as long as you choose a language they don't understand, they will definitely not be able to pester you!"

"Yeah, it feels really good to get rid of them like this!"

McCarthy chuckled, thinking it was a good move. Next time he didn’t want to talk to anyone, so he pretended that he didn’t understand what they said... But he still had to understand what the coach said, as well as what the teammates said, so he took it Deal with those reporters.

"I said man, what are you talking about? Why are you so excited..."

Suddenly someone chimed in, Captain Jorge Costa!The Portuguese snarled at them: "Can you tell me?"

"It's nothing, it's just about how to deal with reporters efficiently!"

Jorge Costa turned between the two of them suspiciously, and suddenly poked his head in one direction: "I said, why don't you two keep a low profile, you didn't win this game, everyone is not in a good mood..."

Following Costa's gaze, both of them trembled suddenly——

Not far away, Mourinho raised his eyebrows and was looking at them!

Why are you so cheating!

Both of them trembled, and immediately lowered their heads obediently.

Although both of them contributed to today's game-as the maker of this goal and the assister, but seeing Mourinho's swishing eyes, I really feel Alexander!

Sit down, sit down, just sit in your seat obediently, as if nothing happened!

As for what I just said... just use it again when you have a chance in the future!

Sebastian was sitting on his seat, sending text messages on his mobile phone, and suddenly remembered something——

Is the Super Bowl coming soon?

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