[Football] King Of Europe

Alenichev looked left and right, and finally went into the bathroom by himself.Basically all the big men in Porto went in, except for Jorge Costa, who didn't play at all, and a few fast-moving players.

Although the smell in the locker room is really unflattering, they still don't plan to go out by themselves first, what if they encounter extreme Bayern fans? !

This game can be described as unexpected, so what those Bayern fans will do, they will never guess!To be on the safe side, it is better to act together with a large force, lest you get caught if you are alone!

Once bitten, twice shy!

Fortunately, everyone is in the rhythm of taking a battle shower, and it doesn't take long. After a while, people come out one after another, and the first to bear the brunt is the Russian striker Alenichev!He licked his upper body and came out wearing only a pair of shorts, revealing the strikingly colored hair on his chest and thighs.Sebastian privately thought that if Alenichev went out like this hairy, those female fans who liked him would be shattered!But the Russian striker obviously didn't think so, humming a little tune and looking for his jersey in his closet, while looking for the words in his mouth, he didn't stop.

"Hey, Sebastian, how did you wash the jersey, did you just rinse it with water? Why didn't I find it!"

Sebastian didn't change his face: "I picked up a piece of soap from the shelf, of course I've used it up!"

Alenichev thumped the cabinet when he heard the words, and the poor cabinet door made a "bang bang bang bang" sound due to his violence. It was as pitiful as it could be, but the Russian striker didn't even notice it. His mouth There was a complaint in: "Damn! Bayern is too stingy, there is only a bar of soap in the locker room!"

Sebastian: ...

Jorge Costa: ...

Is his brain full of sweet cream cakes or strong vodka, or is it a terrible mixture of both-so that it squeezes all his IQ out of his brain? !

Honest Jorge Costa certainly wouldn't laugh, but that didn't stop his teammate Sebastian.The green-eyed boy raised his eyebrows, and said lazily: "I thought you should get used to it... You know, in the past season, we went to many stadiums, but we didn't even have a bathroom!"

Of course, that is also a means for the home team to use against the visiting team.

In your own stadium, the home locker room is of course as comfortable as possible, and you must ensure that the combat effectiveness of the players is maximized.But for the away locker room, that's not sure. Although it won't be a deliberate trip, the conditions will be more or less inferior to the home team!For example, in the bathroom, there are some that the home team has and the visiting team does not!Some home team locker rooms have spacious and bright bathrooms, while those of visiting teams are comparable to public bathhouses in slums.The Olympic Arena in Munich has much better hardware facilities than many Portuguese Super League stadiums!

Jorge Costa touched his chin: "Hey, man, have you heard of that English club, Chelsea?"

Alenichev turned around and responded exaggeratedly: "Wow, of course I know. Is it the one that was acquired this summer? I remember that the one who bought it was a Russian!"

Jorge Costa nodded: "Yes, like you, the Russians..."

"A proper local tyrant." Sebastian commented, "It really makes people want to 'beat the local tyrants and divide the fields'."

If they didn't know this English club before, then now, it can be said that there is no fan who has never heard of Chelsea.This mid-level club in the Premier League unfortunately bears a debt of up to 8000 million pounds. It can be said that it is struggling to support it, but the Russian rich bought it for a staggering 6000 million pounds!Even if her market value is only £930 million!

Moreover, the Russian billionaire vowed to turn Chelsea into a top club and is waving his checkbook to make a splash in the European transfer market.Although his claws have not reached the Portuguese Super League yet, everyone has already heard of his name!

"It is said that he is a Russian oligarch who bought the team in order to avoid domestic investigation... He wants to enter the upper class in England!" Alenichev was mysterious, as if he was talking about some exclusive news.

But Porto's captain said that this summer's bloody club was not for their rich boss, but for their dressing room: "I heard that in the middle of the visiting team's dressing room at Stamford Bridge, there are two A massage chair. But there's a square pattern under that chair..."

Everyone in the locker room was aroused, what happened to the square pattern?

"It is said that it is a mechanism! When the head coach of the visiting team is standing next to the massage chair, as long as someone presses the button, it will open and become a trap for the head coach of the visiting team to fall!"

"Shut down?"

"Little black house?"

"A spooky dungeon?"

"Come on!" Sebastian couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted loudly, breaking everyone's extremely absurd conjectures, "If so, they would have become public enemies of England long ago!"

Everyone... all turned their heads silently, pretending that nothing happened.

"Although we know it's impossible...but it doesn't mean we can't guess!" Ferreira said with a smile.

Sebastian touched his nose: "It seems to be right? If we have a chance to go next time, we can take a look."

Right back Carvalho came over and patted him on the head: "Sebastian, I don't know what year it will be! They are in England, but we are in Portugal!"

Such two clubs belonging to different leagues basically have no chance to meet each other!You know, until now, none of them went to that island country to play even a game!

Sebastian curled his lips: "I'm just kidding, if there is a chance, let my husband stand on it and try..."

He suddenly noticed that his teammates all silenced and looked back with strange expressions.

Jorge Costa carefully reminded him: "Sebastian... look behind you."

Sebastian quickly changed his face, and said righteously: "I haven't finished talking just now, if you have any problems, you should jump off and use them as a mat first, even if the skin is scratched, Chelsea will lose everything..."

Mourinho has always had nothing to do with his lawlessness, but this kid's ability to pretend to be stupid is still top-notch.As soon as I came in, I heard him open his eyes and talk nonsense, is there any law for the king!

The Porto marshal said coolly from the side: "Are you just pulling teammates?"

Sebastian was startled, and immediately turned around and hugged his thighs and laughed: "That's impossible! You must take the lead and fight in person!"

The author has something to say: Duan Xiaojun looked at Mr. Slow Heat and couldn't help but shed sad tears

A short me, and a slow you, how can I win the heart of the plot master/(tot)/~~

#Suspected 3P Failure#

#Author did not take medicine today, I feel cute#