How to break the author's bad taste

7. Xiaobai's IQ is not enough, how can he break it?

Speaking of which, recently there was someone who looked very rich on Weibo.

Su Qiao narrowed her eyes, showing a bit of evil spirit.It seems to be a newcomer named Bai Huasi. If I remember correctly, it is the role of Mr. Bai in "Allure" that this guy got...

snort!

"Ah-choo—" Bai Lianhua covered her nose, and sat on the cushion pitifully, "Master Xiaoqiu, how many more times do we have to come? I'm sleepy."

The girl called "Master Xiaoqiu" wears a shoulder-length black single ponytail and a black exercise uniform. She looks delicate and heroic. She is slightly taller than Bai Lianhua and thinner. look.She looked at Bai Lianhua's cute and silly look with a serious face, and frowned tightly.

"It's unscientific. Why do you, a cute boy, still have such a setting that your force value explodes? Is there still a small attack that can overthrow you?! In essence, you are a bear! Not my cute point , why am I still so cute!?" Master Xiaoqiu howled in confusion.

Thinking about her personal disciple who has learned martial arts for more than ten years and a soft and cute boy who has learned martial arts for less than a month, it sounds like a joke, doesn't it? !Isn't this the inner world of Mary Sue?

"...Why don't I push him down..." Bai Lianhua waved his hand casually and said smoothly.

"How can it be?! Is it not my cutest thing to be attacked by body and mind!?" Master Xiaoqiu looked terrified, "Thinking about it, I feel so scary!"

"...Then I can't help it..." Bai Lianhua helplessly spread her hands.He's just pretty and cute, doesn't that mean he's good?A man would have the idea of ​​overthrowing others to take the initiative to attack, okay?

"..." Master Xiaoqiu stroked his chin and stared at Bai Lianhua for a moment, then put his hands together and asked expectantly, "Xiaobai, don't you want to go home too early?"

"That's right." Bai Lianhua nodded.Because if you go back too early, you will be arrested by your brother who has been so idle recently to learn how to handle company affairs.Give him back his rice bug life!

"And it's boring to stay in the martial arts hall, right? After all, I know everything."

"Hmm." Nod.

"Actually, Xiaobai, you haven't gone out alone, have you?"

"Hmm." Nod.

"I don't know what a coser is, do I?"

"Hmm." Nod.

"So you really want to go with me, right?"

"Hmm." Nod.

"Then it's better to hit the sun than choose another day, just today! Let's go!"

"Huh... huh?!" Bai Lianhua nodded reflexively, and the next second, the excited Master Xiaoqiu pulled her out of the martial arts gym and ran to the nearest bus stop.

At this moment, it's not time for Bai Yue to pick him up.

Standing on the bustling street, Bai Lianhua blankly watched all kinds of people with hair color and eye color in strange clothes come and go in front of her, couldn't help but raised her peaked cap, wanting to take a closer look.

"Nah, you're not good!" Qiu Ziqiu, also known as Master Xiaoqiu, dressed in a pink sports girl's attire, stared at Bai Lianhua with his hips on his hips, "It's agreed not to show your face!" Although I really want to show them off!

"Okay." Bai Lianhua lowered the brim of her hat obediently, covering most of her face.

"That's good!" Qiu Ziqiu nodded in satisfaction, and led Bai Lianhua inside.

"This is the largest two-dimensional communication center in the city. You can often see comic book signings, cos performances, and comic exhibitions here. Of course, ordinary small organizations can't take up any good venues. Therefore, in Here, you can also see the survival of the fittest among them. Most of the remaining ones are worthy of the stage."

"So, Master Xiaoqiu, are you also a member here?" Bai Lianhua was dazzled and asked in bewilderment.

"Yes! Xiaobai, follow up!" Qiu Ziqiu called back, reminding Bai Lianhua who was already blind.

Bai Lianhua responded, and quickly walked a few steps to keep up.

After wandering left and right for a while, Qiu Ziqiu walked to the back of an exquisitely decorated stage, and said hello to the boy guarding the door, "Xiao Hai, are you guarding today?"

"That's right! Sister Qiu, why are you free today? Didn't you say you've been busy lately?" Xiao Hai smiled cheerfully.

"Hush—don't say anything! I skipped work!" Qiu Ziqiu said in a half-true way.

"Eh?!" Xiao Hai looked at Qiu Ziqiu in surprise, and smiled, "Sister Qiu is joking again!" As he spoke, he looked at Bai Lianhua, who had lowered the brim of his hat to the side of Qiu Ziqiu, "Who is this?"

"Oh, he is the newcomer I abducted!" Qiu Ziqiu smiled proudly: "Maybe he will become a pillar in the club in the future, not necessarily!"

"Sister Qiu, you have always had a good eye!" Seeing that Qiu Ziqiu didn't intend to introduce him, Xiao Hai casually agreed.

"Stop talking, the president is inside! I have something to ask him!" Qiu Ziqiu smiled and said seriously.

"Well, in the props room."

"Then I'll go in first! Bye!" Qiu Ziqiu pulled Bai Lianhua inside.

Xiao Hai looked at Bai Lianhua's back and wondered: quite mysterious?

Bai Lianhua followed closely behind Qiu Ziqiu in silence, receiving all kinds of gazes from around her.

What a strange feeling.

"That's why you're the only one telling me that I'm short of people!!" The atmosphere in the props room was tense and heavy. The grim face of the young man dressed as an ancient general was full of evil spirits, and his brown eyes coldly glanced at the people in different costumes around him. .

"... I didn't expect that coser to stop coming suddenly... It disappeared for a while..." The girl in the pink palace dress looked annoyed and guilty.

"Could this kind of thing be solved by saying that I didn't think about it?! Let's not say that the coser is not kind, when you ask for foreign aid, you should think about whether this person is reliable or not!!" The young man roared without losing his anger.

There was a low air pressure in the prop room.

"Hey! Everyone is here!" Qiu Ziqiu casually opened the door and greeted with a smile: "What is this for? How old is a group of people and they are forced to stand collectively?"

The young man in military uniform snorted coldly and didn't say a word.

The young man dressed as a handsome young man in green shirt said with a bitter face, "Xiao Qiu, stop laughing, the president is angry."

"What's the matter? What's the use of being sour, tell me about it, maybe I can just solve it!" Qiu Ziqiu called Bai Lianhua to come in while talking, and closed the door.

Although the handsome young man had no hope that Qiu Ziqiu could solve it, he still patiently explained the current situation briefly.

"So, what you are lacking now is a beautiful enough cosplayer?" Qiu Ziqiu squeezed her chin and thought, "You don't need acting skills, just enough to be on stage?"

"That's right. The heroine of this stage play is a character similar to Little Dragon Girl. The lines are pitifully few, but it needs to be enough to attract people's attention! Originally, there was a shortage of such female characters in the agency, so we had to hire foreign aid. Another wicked coser! The clothes are all ready, and it's hard to change people now! Hey!" The woman in the yellow shirt frowned and sighed.

Qiu Ziqiu couldn't help but also frowned, asked about the clothes that suit his body type, and thought carefully about who could replace him.

"Master Xiaoqiu, should we go back?" Bai Lianhua didn't understand their conversation. After seeing their outfits curiously, she looked at her watch a little bored, and couldn't help reminding in a low voice, "I'm afraid my brother Get off work early today."

"Wait a minute... eh?!" Qiu Ziqiu responded reflexively, and suddenly thought of something, staring at Bai Lianhua, "Xiaobai, don't you want to know coser?"

"Ah, yes. What's the matter?" Bai Lianhua replied affirmatively, looking at Qiu Ziqiu puzzled.Why ask this?

Qiu Ziqiu didn't look at him anymore, but pulled him to the young man in military uniform, the president, and said with a sullen expression: "You are lucky! You met me! This guy should be more handsome than the foreign aid you invited It's several times higher!" Saying that, he took off Bai Lianhua's peaked cap.

"..." Bai Lianhua looked at the gradually fiery eyes of the people around him, and looked at Qiu Ziqiu in a daze, "What's wrong?"

"The opportunity is here! The best way to understand a profession is to experience it for yourself, Xiaobai, now you are going to pretend to be a woman who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside." Qiu Ziqiu had an expression of "it's all your blessing", and his hands and feet were nimble. Pushing Bai Lianhua into the dressing room, he took the clothes handed over by the eager staff behind him, and passed the clothes in, "Hurry up and put it on, and come out to decorate it when you're done!"

"How to wear it? Do you want to take it off?" Bai Lianhua asked blankly.

A group of people outside the locker room heard their nosebleeds, thinking of Bai Lianhua's face... Oh my god, I don't have enough blood

"No, just take off the coat..." Thinking of the lightness of women's clothing, Qiu Ziqiu added, "Take off the pants too!"

"..." Someone silently covered his nose.

"Okay." Bai Lianhua, who changed clothes after tossing for a long time, hurriedly put on the well-made hair cover, pushed the black hair scattered on her chest to her back, and opened the door of the dressing room.

The author has something to say: Now he is the No. [-] avatar of the Manuscript Box King among the cute and stupid family of three.The lazy writer is still planting mushrooms in the corner.