How to break the author's bad taste

52. You can’t be so stupid as a human being

Haunted houses are usually the most popular on Valentine's Day, but there aren't many people on Teacher's Day. Yun Fei bought tickets and came back in a short while.Bai Jingxi looked at the entrance of the grotesque, exaggerated and richly colored haunted house, and the staff dressed as pumpkin men at the entrance smiled and looked at them.

"Let's go!" Yun Fei handed the ticket to the staff, waved his hand enthusiastically, and strode in.

"..." Bai Jingxi stopped in the air with his outstretched hand, sighed helplessly, handed the ticket to the staff, and followed.Yun Fei, you bastard, have you really forgotten that you are afraid of ghosts?

Mo Jie followed closely behind Bai Jingxi, completely ignoring the hideous-looking staff pretending to be ghosts dangling around. Occasionally, he came across a screaming box and saw that the lid was about to be opened, so he slapped it down: " ..."QAQ

... This person... really didn't come here to mess things up? →_→

The faces of the staff behind the scenes were not very good-looking, which unexpectedly fit the atmosphere of the haunted house.

At the beginning, Yun Fei planned to take advantage of Bai Jingxi's chance of being frightened occasionally after entering the haunted house, to show her masculine demeanor and improve her status in Bai Jingxi's heart. However, she was overly excited for a while, blinded by a leaf, and completely forgot that she was afraid of ghosts I haven't been in a haunted house for many years and haven't watched a ghost movie. I went into the haunted house with enthusiasm and walked about ten steps. I was hit by a "bat corpse" that suddenly fell. I couldn't help but screamed, and found out in horror: Nima!Ahhh, I am afraid of ghosts!

It's a hindsight...it makes people speechless...

In the first second, I was still a hero, crossing the Yalu River with high spirits, whoever I am, step back, and in the next second, I became a mother. Sister Bianlin buried flowers with her bare hands, and her painting style changed so wonderfully that the staff of the haunted house were all intoxicated.

...I've seen one that is unresponsive, but I've never seen one that is so unresponsive...

"...QAQ" Looking back with tears in her eyes, she realized that she thought she was walking too fast, and Bai Jingxi hadn't come over yet.

Fuck!I won't accidentally make a wedding dress for my rival! ?

Immediately, I couldn't care less about being afraid (no wonder), and walked back tremblingly, yelling as I walked, "Xiaoxi~Xiaoxi~where are you~" This time the vibrato was not fake.

"Crack." The sound of palms on shoulders.

"Ahhhhhhh———————————————" Yun Fei screamed.

"..." Bai Jingxi, with an innocent expression, sighed helplessly, knelt down, patted Yun Fei on the back comfortingly, and said, "I just wanted to remind you, have you forgotten that you are afraid of ghosts? You are determined to come in, I thought you were not afraid. Is it because the reflex arc is too long?"

"...QAQ" Yun Fei, who thought that his only weakness was fear of ghosts, raised his head weakly, with sparkles in his eyes, "please touch and hug".

When Mo Jie, who was watching the play from the sidelines, saw Yun Fei taking the opportunity to eat tofu, the red light in his heart immediately lit up, and he took a step forward calmly, standing in the position of Bai Jingxi and Yun Fei skillfully. Fei is in the middle, but it does not affect the communication position of the two, and it blocks Bai Jingxi's forward route without appearing very abrupt.

"..." I hate this kind of technology emperor the most.

Bai Jingxi didn't have any doubts about Mo Jie's little move. He looked at Yun Fei, who was still in shock, and sighed helplessly. Just as he was about to pull him up, Mo Jie stepped forward and put Yun Fei's arm on his shoulder , Bearing most of Yunfei's weight.

"..." Seeing Bai Jingxi's tendency to pull himself, Yun Fei's eyes lit up and he was about to be happy when he was carried by Mo Jie on his shoulders. His chest hurt because of the hard bone, but he couldn't say what was wrong, at least on the face of it, he was here to help Yes, suddenly stuffed on the heart in one breath, referred to as heart plug.

Bai Jingxi was surprised by Mo Jie's quickness, and Mo Jie dispelled his idea of ​​taking over with one word.

"I'm coming, he's too heavy." This sentence not only expressed his enthusiasm and kindness, but also calmly suppressed someone who was terrified in front of him at the beginning, and it was difficult to refute.After all, you are not considered an acquaintance. Even if it is superficial, you are too embarrassed to dismiss it directly.

Bai Jingxi looked at the two men who were about the same size. He was very self-aware of his thin arms and legs, and he didn't worry about who would help. ... So, who will take the lead next time?"

Bai Jingxi, who keeps saying that others are unresponsive, is actually half-hearted, but her level of pretense is a little higher.

"I don't know when you became afraid of ghosts?" Lu Yun, who hadn't said a word for a long time, said quietly in Bai Jingxi's mind.

Bai Jingxi replied: "If you know, you'll be damned."

"...Hmph." Lu Yun retorted, "I haven't seen you for a few days, so you've got a lot of talk!"

"Thanks to you."

One sentence was directly stuffed back.

"..." I can no longer play well.

Yun Fei didn't quite know whether Bai Jingxi was afraid of ghosts or not, at least in his impression, Bai Jingxi's likes and dislikes had always been very flat, even if he was afraid, there was a great possibility that no one would find out.

Xiaoxi was obviously afraid of ghosts, so she followed in without hesitation, thinking about my fear of ghosts so much that she couldn't even care about herself!Ouch~ so sweet~

Thinking of this, Yunfei felt that the whole world was filled with pink heart bubbles.

"Follow me." Mo Jie ignored Yun Fei who looked like a nympho on his shoulder, and silently freed a hand to grab Bai Jingxi's hand, uttering three words with a calm expression.

"..." Bai Jingxi stared at the clasped hands, his eyes flickered for a moment, and then returned to the gentle tranquility.

——The onlookers looked at Mo Jie carrying a handsome guy with blond hair and blue eyes on his shoulders, and a boy with black hair and black eyes with a gentle temperament in his hand. Barrage.

#The dog man in the haunted house in those years#

#贵圆真暴的三人行#

#魔恨情恨情恋火恋终满结满...What the hell in the haunted house#

#[-] cents you can't be fooled!You can't buy special effects for fifty cents!This is not a special effect! #

#What is it like to hold hands with teenagers?Who is true love in a husband and wife#

#What are couples! 3P is king#

……

Of course, Yunfei walked out of his fantasy world in a short while. Although tears were streaming down his face, he resolutely let go of Capricorn and walked by himself. He didn't let go of Bai Jingxi's hand.Yun Fei, who only cared about overcoming his psychological fear, naturally would not notice this problem.

When she finally walked out of the haunted house, Yun Fei even put aside her cuteness and just insisted on asking Bai Jingxi to take care of her!Soft and cute, she came to Bai Jingxi's house.

What do you think of Capricorn?

Capricorn will only answer you: "Look with your eyes." Little boy, sooner or later, he will clean you up!

"Long time no see, why did you think of calling me? How rare!" Qin Ye leaned on the sofa and focused on the report sent by the secretary.

"Public offer?" Qin Ye paused, put down the report in his hand, and smiled, "You're kidding me! You know I'm completely clean in that respect, so sell me the quota? You can figure it out ! Why should I buy it?"

"I didn't know you were so well-informed. I had this idea. However, you sent such a big piece of fat for no reason. Do you think I will be hooked?" Qin Ye replied unhurriedly.

"If you say that, I'm fine. Thank you very much. When your stuff arrives tomorrow, it will be credited to your account. I'm not that talkative kid." Qin Ye's tone changed when he heard the satisfactory answer. If you are happy, it will be finalized in a few sentences, and you still don't forget to joke with people.

After hanging up the phone, Qin Ye didn't put down the phone, but dialed another number: "Burmese public market, National Day days. See you at the airport."

"Okay." Yang Tong hung up the phone, and when he turned around, he saw Zheng Shi lying on the table and looking at him curiously.

"Who? Called you on Teacher's Day?"

Yang Tong casually put the mobile phone in his pocket, sat down, flipped through the book to the night he was reading just now, and said, "A friend. We don't celebrate Teacher's Day, and when people call, they don't care whether they are teachers or not. Have you finished your homework? Take care of that much!"

"It's already been done!" Zheng Shi put on an expression of "I don't believe it", but he didn't continue to ask.

Yang Tong obviously didn't want to continue the previous topic with him, so he dragged Zheng Shi's exercise book and said, "Really? Let me see, don't just write it in twos and twos and completely hide it from anyone!"

Zheng Shi shrugged his shoulders, frightened: "This young master is very talented, and he can do anything as soon as he learns it!"

Yang Tong ignored him.

"Tell me, why did you come back?" Bai Jingxi sat on the sofa and looked at Yun Fei, who was pretending to be a foodie, with a gentle tone but serious eyes.

Yun Fei's beautiful blue eyes rolled back and forth, avoiding talking.

"I've already sent Capricorn to buy groceries, you can say it. Yunfei, I'm not stupid, you know what kind of temperament I am, and would I still not know yours?" Bai Jingxi didn't give Yunfei any evasion. Opportunity, direct showdown.

"You won't go back to China for no reason. It's one thing for us to have a good relationship, but you are not a person who is driven by emotions. I don't know anything about the situation in your family, so it is not a trivial matter for you to go back to China. Your parents won't agree easily, but I don't understand, what will make you come back at this time?"

"..." Yunfei snapped the chocolate bar, his eyes flickered, and a stupid smile hung on his face: "Will I be so stupid if I say now that I don't know anything?"

"No." Bai Jingxi unexpectedly gave a negative answer.

Yun Fei looked at him in surprise: "Really?"

"It's very, very, very stupid." Bai Jingxi stared at him coldly, and smiled, "If you keep beating around the bush and pretending to be stupid, I'll throw you out and let you sleep on the street, fulfilling your dream of admiring the stars and the moon."

"..." Please gently touch other ghosts! QAQ

The author has something to say: It took me a long time to find this person's name, and I only remember a QAQ named Qin

Originally, I wanted to write about a rival in love, a black-bellied and domineering attacker who is stupid but has enough IQ and good EQ... Unexpectedly, the fake show is real, and the stupidity is really the same! QAQ I try to have a chance to reverse it.

I am the second child, please touch me gently. (There is no mistress anymore. Don't count on it.)