How to break the author's bad taste

16. How did Xiaobai break through the storm ([-])

When Chen Su woke up in the morning, it was already past nine o'clock, and she didn't have to go to class on Sunday, so her movements of getting up became more and more sluggish. After washing and eating the cold breakfast on the table, she went shopping as usual. The pink network in the online distribution circle found that there were some ordinary recruitments, newcomers asked for a lead, a certain unknown cv was rejected for hugging thighs, and so on.

...Where is the promised "Allure" drama?

Chen Su didn't see it for a while, and asked his friends in the interest group.

[Fish Clip]: Has anyone seen the drama post of "Allure"?hunger and thirst

Someone in the group answered soon.

[Chocolate can’t be eaten]: No, I’m looking at the latest promotional post of [Thousands of Ages]!Already made me cry/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

[Leave less cumin]: Same upstairs!That Xiaobai is so beautiful!Goddess, please take my knees! ○|￣|_

[Furong Wushi San]: Xiaobai is a man, okay? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I beg the goddess to take her knees! ○|￣|_

……

While scanning the shameless declarations of surrender by a group of face-controlling people in the group, Chen Su, who was persistently scrolling through the pink net, was smiling, and was going to browse the cosplay post next door if he couldn't do it for a while.

"...Eh?! Are you lying!?" Chen Suzheng's smiling glasses suddenly widened for a moment, then he stopped smiling and frowned tightly. Chen Su, who was in a state of over-surprise, couldn't help but follow the content of the post. Get up: "The casting of "Allure", which has been expected by everyone, has an oolong, and the lead cv is suspected of being a sugar daddy? Al?! Liar?"

Although no matter how I thought about it in my heart, I felt that Hei Hei had come out again, but I couldn't wait for the official drama post of "Allure" for a long time, and Chen Su, who was a little bored, poked open the sensational black post silently.

I would like to see, where is your so-called justification?

[I will never tell lies]: The host is a newcomer in the online distribution circle. He was recently drawn into this circle by a friend, and he was instantly conquered!Here is a big confession to everyone! O(∩_∩)O~~But, when I was diving and listening to dramas these days, I discovered something that puzzled the host!Please help me understand it!See if the landlord is wrong!Welcome to pia! (^o^)/~

Floor 1: Is the landlord a headline party?That's how you trick people into it!Evidence too!What about dog blood? !I've got my pants off and you just show me this! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Floor 2: Come to see the gossip along the way!By the way, "Allure" is such a good book, and the big hands in the circle personally write it, it can be said that it is a strong alliance, and everyone expects it, isn't it because a newcomer is chosen to take the lead?Before the show even comes out, you are just going crazy like this!Enough is enough!Have the ability to prove it! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Floor 3: Calm the anger upstairs!Fans of the original work are watching!Let's see what kind of moths you can come up with!hum╭(╯^╰)╮

……

After being ridiculed for more than ten floors, the host appeared again.

Floor 16: I am the host, and I said that I went to copy the evidence just now, you guys upstairs, please be more rational!The landlord will provide evidence immediately!Save you people drowning the landlord with saliva!

The evidence mentioned by the poster was posted on the next few floors. The first to be impacted was Baihuasi's Langlang Weibo. After applying for the Weibo account, he only posted about his daily life with the small animals and the last sentence "Go to learn martial arts". After speaking, I didn't go to it for various reasons.Now it has become the so-called hard evidence!

The poster was afraid that others would not understand the meaning of posting these photos, so he commented one by one.

Pure-blood Scottish fold cats, the market price ranges from 10000 to 30000, and they are docile, but if they are not well cared for, they will not last long.

The market price of a golden python is about 60 yuan for a size of 2500 centimeters. Please pay attention to the length calculation.

The number of pure teacup dogs ranges from 8000 to 40000, and the cost of breeding is high.

Red Rose Spider, ranging from 80 to 250 (this is the cheapest), recommended for beginners.

The market price of a Jackson chameleon is about [-] yuan.

Blue iguanas are said to be protected animals, but they are sold in the market for about four to five thousand.

Adult Himalayan Lynx, about 3000-5000.

Panda Marcher mink, pure white and black eyes, the market price is about 8000.

Mini hedgehogs, about 600 or more.

Five □ □ Macaw. 4 to 6.

……

After adding a series of pictures and explanations, the host posted another sentence.

Floor 65: I don’t know if the prices of these things are like this. I used pictures to ask others to check the prices on the Internet, and from the appearance of pets on Weibo, they seem to be well kept.People say that buying is not a problem, but raising is.So, everyone can think about how much it costs! ?By the way, there is also the issue of the space required to keep so many animals.How expensive the house price is, I don't need to tell you. ╭(╯^╰)╮

Floor 70: Although what the poster said seems to make sense, but I don’t know how long people’s Weibo photos have been posted. If you are a Weibo fan, you are blind and don’t know how much these little things are worth?

Floor 73: The photos of the family are clearly released to show off the happy daily life of the pets. How much the pets cost is their own business!The evidence you presented is too convincing!

Floor 75: But I think the meaning of the landlord is also right!Bai Gongzi's character voice can't be old-fashioned, that is to say, the cv itself is not old!There are so many small animals that burn money, since he can spend money to buy them for fun!Why is it impossible to spend money to buy the crew, squeeze out our silly mother Mu Xue, and go to play online? !

Floor 78: Did you on floor 75 listen to the first issue of "Allure"? !The voice of the birch sickle was originally the voice of the peerless son! !Since the young master of the aristocratic family can be amazing and talented in the play, can't he be the winner of reincarnation in reality? !Or start from scratch?IQ breaks through the sky! ?

Floor 83: A group of high-end black people above, enough of you! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Before the first issue came out, I was yelling at people's Weibo all day long, and now the second issue is coming out, and you are posting such a post for newcomers! I am also drunk !

Floor 86: Can you be smarter?We are here to listen to the drama, not the Civil Affairs Bureau!It's not about the economy to check taxes!Whether someone has money or not has nothing to do with how much money we have? !

Floor 89: Floor 86 is right!Didn't you listen to it when the first issue came out?Why is it estimated that cv is not very old! ?Wasn't that good? !You don't need to guess! ╭(╯^╰)╮

……

After listening to drama fans and black people pinching dozens of floors, the landlord appeared again.

Floor 105: Still the landlord.After reading everyone's speeches, I want to say, I don't know how many rich people there are in this world, but there are not many rich people at a young age!Moreover, looking at Shoujun's appearance, he is always happy in his daily life, and it seems that he does not go to school. The real rich will not ignore the education of their children!A young man who should go to school but doesn't go to school doesn't have a job but has so much money, and he's not a rich person. Where does the money come from?I don't want to say much, you will know after listening to the audio below.

Then, an audio is attached, not long, only a short 2 minutes.

However, there were not many Heihei who jumped up and down after this audio, and the speeches that followed became more and more intense.

What's wrong?Chen Su looked a little dazed, looked down, pulled the page back, and clicked on the audio.

"Eh? Is it time for me to get on the mic?" At first, it was Shirakaba's very characteristic and charming voice, but because of the slow reaction, it became a little cute and cute.Chen Su had listened to the first issue of "Allure", and was quite impressed by his voice.

"Ah, I don't have anything to say. Pia is playing pia very late, so I won't waste everyone's time. Just learn from Kyushu's idiot. Everyone has worked hard! Rest early..." The cheerful tone said sincerely The words make people feel warm. At this moment, another sexy and cold man's voice came out of the audio: "You stayed up late again! Do you want to drink ginger syrup?" It has a threatening meaning, but it is very clear that this is a different kind of pampering.

And then... no more.

Audio ends here.

……what does it mean?

Chen Su was a little confused and looked at the reminder marked under the audio by the host: Attention, the time of the incident occurred in the early hours of the morning.Lonely and widowed, in the middle of the night, please imagine for yourself.

Imagine by yourself, imagine your sister by yourself!You said so!Let others think what to think! ?

Chen Su made a "cut", feeling that this kind of method is a bit low-level, just such so-called evidence that can be imagined casually, just want to smear black people, really think netizens are fools!

Chen Su shook his head, feeling bored, turned his head to look at the resource sharing in the group, and went to watch the new promotion of [Thousands of Ages].It is said that it is an invitation promotion for the face-to-face conference "April in the World" at the Two-dimensional Center in Shangxie City on April [-]. It is said that there will be an event to vote for the program list... I am looking forward to it!

Although Chen Su's rationality still seems to be that this black post did not attract her attention, but in fact, there are many people who are irrational. , became a hot post.

"I'm so fucking stupid -- who the hell is IQ arrears to make this mess!?" Because my brother's emotional situation is not ideal, and he still has extreme tendencies, the crew discussed and edited The task of revising the posters was given to the jealous jealous bottle.As a result, the vinegar bottle who just wanted to get up after waking up to make drama posts just saw the black and black posts that were pushed to the top of the Internet as soon as he climbed the Internet, and he felt bad all over.

Just when the vinegar bottle was in a frenzy, the penguin sounded.

[Sour Lemon→_→]: Did you see that black post?

[Jealous jealous bottle]: More than just seeing it!The whole person is not well! ! !If it becomes like this, I will definitely be surrounded by this bunch of brainless zombies when I post now!At that time, the scene will definitely be difficult to see home! !

[Sour Lemon→_→]: Not surprisingly, there will definitely be problems if you send it now.I went to ask Kudingcha just now, he has the contact information of the internal staff of the [Thousands of Ages] studio, please don’t rush to post it now, let’s change the way to post the drama. (^_^)

Looking at the smiling face of Sour Lemon, the vinegar bottle suddenly felt a little cold.Although I call it a vinegar bottle, the most sour one is actually this lemon.Inexplicably, the vinegar bottle was a little "worried" about the mental state of those dark people.

... At that time, they should be slapped in the face, right?

Oh, that picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it! ! (/▽╲)

The author has something to say: Kavinka's life is very painful, and I found a very serious problem. The first world may not be so easy to end +_+ Alas, I accidentally opened up too much brain hole.Moreover, I have committed the problem of supporting role control again... Don't you guys notice that Xiaobai's appearance is getting shorter and shorter?Although, there are a lot of his roles in the back o(￣ε￣*)(~o￣3￣)～Well, let me think about it again—ahhhh—the stupid author is actually good at writing slow-paced lyrical prose, do you believe it ? !Look at my star eyes! (☆▽☆)

...Stupid author ORZ who is still in Carvin...

2015.03.23

Forget it, let's send it at zero o'clock.Get used to it╭(╯^╰)╮