How to break the author's bad taste

10. How to break Xiaobai's pet and sell stupid

"..." Early in the morning, Bai Lianhua sat cross-legged on the large fabric sofa with the white teacup dog No. [-] in his arms, staring at the little maid in front of him who was doing cleaning carefully with the eyes of "the poor monk has already seen through the world", looking at people With hair on his back, he asked the old housekeeper for help with tears in his eyes.

Old butler, help!The young master is so scary! QQ

The old housekeeper looked at his young master's naive and cute little tricks, and secretly laughed, but he had to put on a helpless look on his face, and said, "Young master, don't bother me, I can't do it without the permission of the young master." I made my own decisions." One-handedly "pushing the boat along with the current" makes it beautiful.

Bai Lianhua looked up and down the old housekeeper suspiciously, his thoughtful look made the old housekeeper's heart skip a beat: The young master won't suddenly increase his IQ, right?This unscientific!

I saw Bai Lianhua looked at the old butler with deep eyes for a long time, and then unexpectedly stretched out his hand to hug No. [-] teacup dog in front of the old butler. Because the action was so sudden, the old butler had no time to react, and No. [-] teacup dog who was hugged in front of him viciously He took a sip and said: "..."...I didn't expect that...at such a big age, there is a danger of being in danger at the end of the festival... The old housekeeper was thinking off-line, but he still didn't forget to pay attention to his young master's actions.

I saw Bai Lianhua seriously watching the old butler's every move, holding the teacup dog No. [-] and moving up and down, left and right several times.

Could it be that this teacup dog was trained by the young master to be a police dog before I knew it?Will you still find the key to decide whether the prisoner is good or bad?

The old housekeeper thought about it calmly, even though his young master seemed to be tossing around, in fact, it was also a tossing action to stay close to each other.

"..." After a while, Bai Lianhua hugged No. [-] Teacup Dog back into his arms suspiciously, and faced No. [-] Teacup Dog face to face: "What did you find?" His tone was serious, like a secret signal from an underground party.

"Aww!" Teacup Dog No. [-] barked cheerfully.

"..." The old butler watched without changing his face, and the villain in his heart had already prostrated himself on the ground and howled: IQ is the same as love, it really doesn't just increase if you want to!I'm really too naive to still have expectations for a young master with a negative IQ! !

Bai Lianhua reconfirmed in disbelief: "Did you really not find out? It looks so suspicious!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Teacup dog No. [-] barked very rhythmically, as if he was really answering Bai Lianhua's question.

"..." The old butler pretended to be a background cloth with respect and professionalism, and the villain in his heart decisively covered his face: Damn it!Why do I still think this person and dog are so stupid! (*/ω╲*) Beat the ground!

Bai Lianhua seemed to really understand, looked regretfully at the old housekeeper who was disguising the background cloth, and sighed: "Well, since you've said that, there's nothing you can do about it."

What are you regretting, hello? !Feeling as if he had discovered something extraordinary, the old butler silently turned the table in his heart (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Just when Bai Lianhua was acting stupid, the mobile phone that was casually placed on the glass coffee table made a sound unwilling to be lonely: "Buzz..." dancing and dancing, very happy.

Bai Lianhua touched the phone, opened the jumping penguin, and before checking the information, she thought that she glanced at the old butler secretly (...), rolled her eyes slightly, walked over silently and put the teacup dog No. [-] into the old butler's arms , and then walked upstairs silently, planning to go back to the room to look again.

"..." The old butler looked at his young master's natural stupidity that "comes out of the clear water and carves naturally" without concealment, hugged the teacup dog No. [-] and said to the cute plush dog: " It is said that things follow their own nature, and there is some truth to this." Duan Mengzhu must be exactly the same.

"Aooooooooow..." Teacup Dog One responded excitedly.

"..." The old butler silently covered his face, feeling that he, who could chat with No. [-] teacup dog, was trying his best to brush his lower limit.I can't bear to look directly, I'm drunk, okay? !

Bai Lianhua, who returned to the room, thought that she had concealed the information from the "friendly army" (Qiu Ziqiu) without any trace, and secretly opened the penguin.

[Vinegar Bottle of Jealousy]: Shirley Sickle, silly mother, are you there?The pia show will start at [-] o'clock tonight, are you free?

what the hell?It turned out not to be "Friendly Army".Bai Lianhua, who had lost her hopes, silently put away her shattered glass heart, and then remembered the system task (...) that had been forgotten in the dust but hadn't bloomed yet - network distribution.

[Birch Sickle]: Available.

The vinegar bottle who was squatting next to the computer at the other end of the network immediately saw the reply from Birch Sickle, his eyes lit up, and he tapped on the keyboard to reply quickly. I haven't been bubbling on Weibo for several days.

[Jealous bottle of vinegar]: Throw me down! QAQ Silly Mom is finally waiting for you! yy room number xxxxxxx, please be there! QAQ silly mother!

After thinking about it, his elder brother's confinement order seemed to only restrict going out, and did not restrict the use of electronic products, so Bai Lianhua simply agreed.

[Birch sickle]: OK O(∩_∩)O

After confirming the pia show at night, Bai Lianhua wanted to close the dialog box directly, but suddenly a small light bulb in his head made a crisp "ding dong", sparkling and shining brightly (...).

As a result, the vinegar bottle on the other end of the computer, who thought it would end the conversation, unexpectedly received the next message from Birch Sickle.

[Birch Sickle]: I have a personal question I want to consult, is that okay?

sure!It must be possible!Great!Silly mother, you boldly let me come! !

The vinegar bottle looked at the news from the birch sickle in surprise, and he was as excited as if he had drunk a box of Red Bull, typing on the keyboard with extra vigor.

[Jealous bottle of vinegar]: Absolutely!Silly mother, tell me, I'm ready!Ha Yaku! !wide! !

Bai Lianhua silently filtered out the unknown characters in the message from the vinegar bottle, and sent the typed question.Although I always feel that this person is not normal, but now there seems to be no suitable candidate, after all, the "friendly army" has been killed (Qiu Ziqiu was discovered by Qiu's father for her non-business Two-dimensional activities, "accidentally leaked the word" Bai Yue silently gave himself a thumbs up).

[Birch Sickle]: If there is a person who was kind to you in the past, but has become less friendly due to some things in the past few days, how should you make him treat you better again?

Bai Lianhua, who wanted to shorten the confinement time by beating around the bush, asked.

On the other side, the vinegar bottle, who was completely ignorant of the inside story and had a big brain hole, saw this, and immediately made up a scene, "I love you, but you didn't realize that I love you. I no longer treat you well, but you want to save me. "Balabala"'s love-hate love-hate urban drama full of blood and blood, I can't help but burst into tears: ┭┮﹏┭┮Silly mom, my cp is ready, and now you tell me that you already have someone... It's cheating This is (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

But think about it, cp and so on are all products of my own brain, and the vinegar bottle can only silently swallow a mouthful of old blood from the boss, without thinking about the truth at all.

As it should be, even the reply became weak and dying.

[Jealous bottle of jealousy]: Let's all live in peace, silly mother.

"...?" Seeing Bai Lianhua reply with a blank face.

Therefore, brain supplementation is a disease that must be cured!

The author has something to say: The stupid author is excited to find that there are comments and favorites today!Tears of joy~~o(>_<)o~~

But I have to tell you in pain that the stupid author stayed up late yesterday to watch "Unheard Flower Name", and I got all eleven episodes in one go, and I was also sleepy =_=, nozuonodie, people are hard to break.So today, not only was I sleepy, but I went to learn to ride a bicycle on a whim (yes, I can’t ride a bicycle at such an age), and he even sprained his feet (silently hugging his feet and sitting in a corner). Misfortunes never come singly! ! ! !

So, even if you warm my heart, the stupid author can only grow mushrooms in the corner... I am also drunk to be so stupid.

The old housekeeper is just a cute thing, expressing his love for wise and willful old people.In addition, brain tonic is really curable.Whisper to tell you that the stupid author is dying.