[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

I used to sit at a high place and watch, but I didn't think height was a problem.Now my whole body seems to be shrouded in the shadow of their height, and the actual experience is not very good.

I looked up and saw that their postures were really boring, so I took a small step back decisively, raised my finger, and drew a virtual line.

"Stand back a little, it's preventing me from breathing!"

All the subordinates obediently took a big step back, only Dazai-kun, a rebellious son, took a step forward against my gaze, and he insisted on covering me tightly with his shadow.

For some reason, I vaguely heard the small laughter of my subordinates.

"Pfft... Sorry, Master Yuan, you are very cute."

Following his words, the rest of the subordinates also laughed out loud.

"Pfft...sorry, we feel the same way."

I understand, you are all the same!

Dazai-kun's subordinates all look like Dazai-kun!Bad temper!

Especially for me!

Dazai rubbed the top of his head again, I grabbed his fidgeting hand and pulled it down to fasten it.

If I can't cure Dazai-kun, can't I cure them?

"Get out, all of you! Squat a hundred times in a row! Don't get up until you finish!"

You don't even need to use words, let them understand what is the strict superior and inferior in the mafia system!

This gang of hateful fellows actually sneaked a look at Dazai-kun.

Why are subordinates still discriminating against the same cadres?

Mr. Dazai remained silent, and they finally resigned to their fate and went out to squat in line.

"Hmph!" The bad breath finally came out!

I turned my head and poked Dazai-kun, who had been standing very close to me from just now, with my finger, pushing him away a little.

"Dazai! Are you lying to me? A skirt is not necessary!"

He lifted my skirt slightly with his hand, as if watching it.

"Um~ yes~ I just want to see Yuan-chan's cute look~ don't you mind?"

Mr. Dazai doesn't care about being exposed at all!

Also, he really is a scumbag, how did he say that so naturally!

I stepped on his smooth shoe.

"I'm going to change my clothes! Get out! You have to watch them do a hundred squats!"

"Hey hey~ I see, let's go out now~"

He walked a few steps, then suddenly turned around and opened the curtain of my changing room to poke his head in.

"surprise!"

I immediately grabbed the skirt that had just been unzipped, and gave him a friendly face-shattering punch!

"Get out!"

"it hurts!"

Very well, brat, you managed to get my attention!

Need to replace your toilet paper with sandpaper tonight!

When a real man wipes his butt, he should use sandpaper!

When I changed into my beloved Wild Man T-shirt and came out in beach pants and clogs, Dazai-kun looked at me and sighed in disgust.

how?Have a problem with my clothing?

Believe it or not, I will place an order to buy famous knives Lake Toya online!Give you a lesson in love education!

I frowned, and glanced at him, ignoring him.

I couldn't help but sighed, layer upon layer of skirts is really too troublesome, I need to finalize my cadre uniform quickly.

Just a whole set of black and white is fine, Dazai-kun can't be allowed to intervene any more.There are too many strange things in his head.

I just pick and choose in the dress shop, and I don't even bother to change stores.

No skirts, no too many layers, shirts, shorts, vests, half-leg socks, small leather shoes... that's okay too.

Hair needs to be tied too!Enough offended today!

I casually pulled a black ribbon from a shirt and braided my hair into a braid.

I give myself full marks for this wave of operations!

Although the eyes of my subordinates are full of disappointment, their disappointment is what I want!

Hahaha not bad!They don't deserve to be happy!

Dazai-kun raised his head from the mobile game, he seemed to find it interesting when he saw my appearance, and circled around me.

"Well... I always feel that something is missing."

Dazai-kun muttered and walked away, looking through the small cabinet for accessories.

As soon as I heard him speak, I subconsciously felt that something was wrong with him, so I immediately followed him.

"Yuanjiang really lacks this!"

He took out a long satin tie from the counter, and without asking for my opinion at all, he went around and tied it for me.

I fiddled with the drooping bow tie twice, and stood in front of the full-length mirror with some doubts, looking left and right.

Dazai-kun also walked behind me, his height higher than my head was more obvious in the mirror, I hated to stand on tiptoe to block him.

"Oh~ won't I not be able to see Yuan-chan's cute look?"

As Dazai-kun said so, he put his hands on my shoulders and pushed me back to the ground, and even went so far as to put his chin on top of my head.

"Hmph~ Height is fixed, Yuan-chan don't struggle anymore! After all, Zhong Ye hasn't even grown a centimeter for so long!"

This guy!Pressing me just to say this?

I immediately waved him away!

"Go away! I will grow! I am different from the Central Plains cadres!"

The height of the gods can grow as long as they want!

If I hadn't been active in the human world with this posture all the time, even if I was a head taller than Dazai-kun, it would be easy for me!

If you grow taller, the current clothes and pants will not fit well, and it is not worth buying again!

I tugged at my cuffs and rolled them up a few times.

Well, this is much more comfortable!

"Dazai-kun, are you okay? Can I go back?"

"Ah! What a wonderful wardrobe! It must be quiet to hang yourself here!"

Dazai-kun made an obsessive voice towards a tall wardrobe, clasped his hands and fingers in front of his chest, as if praying, and his eyes were full of little stars twinkling.

Although very cute and cute, but Dazai-kun's symptoms are very annoying!

"Boss, check out. I even bought that wardrobe."

I whip out my happy card.

The boss's actions were really neat, and the transaction was completed in one go.

It didn't even take time for Dazai-kun to walk over.

"Yuanjiang, I just fell in love with this wardrobe, did you buy it as a gift for me! I didn't expect you to be so good!"

Just when Mr. Dazai was imagining beautiful peaches, I took out a high-power wireless saw from the tool space, jumped up and sawed the wardrobe in half from the middle.

"Phew~ Exercising will definitely make you feel better!"

In the feeling of looking into the distance while setting up the pergola with my hands, the wardrobe finally cracked after the delay ended.

When he fell to the ground, there was a loud bang, which awakened Dazai-kun whose dream had been shattered.

"Yuanjiang! It's too much!"

Facing Dazai-kun's tearful accusation, I was indifferent, even happy, with the corners of my mouth grinning high.

really!Sabotaging his suicide plans was a tax-dodging pleasure.Look at how sad he is!

"Hahahahaha! Am I going too far? Where am I going too far? This is a cabinet I just bought with money~"

I was so happy that I squatted down and patted half of the wreckage of the closet, looking at Dazai-kun who squatted on the ground mourning the closet.

"What? It's not for you, are you disappointed?"

"No~"

He suddenly stood up full of energy, and the sleeve of the coat hanging on his shoulder almost hit my face!

"I suddenly figured it out. It's better to eat some crabs before thinking about committing suicide. I'm so hungry now! Go to the restaurant!"

The subordinates immediately lined up and followed Dazai-kun out of the shop.

Wait a minute, why is this guy going to eat all of a sudden?

Shouldn't he feel bad when I saw the closet?This is gone?

I hurried out to see where he was going to eat.

There is absolutely nothing good in this guy's stomach!

I followed Dazai-kun into a luxurious looking hotel.Dazai-kun ordered a whole table of crabs as soon as he sat down.

Hey, no matter how much you like it, there is no such food, right?Can the human body really hold so many crabs?

I sat down at the table next to him and picked up the lemonade that the waiter had poured, intending to see what he could get.

While eating, he also showed me how delicious the whole snow-white crab meat was, like a food artist, and he was really hungry after showing me.

I picked up the menu and ordered a few dishes with the waiter too.

price?I don't think about it!Having money makes God happy.

The two of us just peeked at each other while eating, and gradually became sitting on two tables facing each other and staring at each other.

I have to say that it is too efficient to eat like this.

I've reordered a few more dishes and they're all done.

The dried rice is really delicious!

But Dazai-kun, is he really okay?

I think there is no need to curse him today, he will have to spend the night in the toilet.

The three large plates of crab shells on Dazai-kun's table look like three leaning towers of pizza.

Should I get some sandpaper for him first?

Dazai-kun finally stopped.

He groaned and stood up, and it seemed that he had eaten too much and couldn't walk.

But I was different, I stood up easily and waved to Dazai-kun.

Laughing at him is my greatest joy today!

Call the waiter to check out.

Suddenly, I found that my happiness card was not in my pocket!

Falk!What about my card? !

Dazai-kun on the opposite side is also paying the bill, the black card in his hand looks so familiar!It must have been stolen from me!

I was so angry that I slapped the table, and the tabletop and tableware made a series of noises, and even a pair of knives and forks fell off the table.

"Osamu Dazai! You thief! No wonder you are in such a hurry to eat!"

He smiled smugly over there.But am I the kind of god who only has one card?No, I have many cards!

I immediately took out the evil god's card from the space and paid the bill.

Dazai Osamu this rebellious son!You must not trap me!

I looked back at him triumphantly, and sure enough he was wilting again!

Hahahaha I didn't expect that!

The treasure chest of the gods is much more than the props of Doraemon!

This trick is called damage transfer!

I didn't feel guilty about swiping the evil god card at all, but I was happy.

Cthulhu, this dead house, must not have noticed that the card was taken away by me now, he is shopping online at home!

I put away the card that allowed me to win today, and walked to Dazai-kun humming a little song.

"How is it? Didn't expect it? You go back today as soon as possible and have a good, good, rest. I can look forward to your coming to the port mafia tomorrow! Tai, Zai, Jun~"

I was about to flaunt my might and strode away, but Dazai-kun actually grabbed my hand and pulled me back, and then...

"vomit~"

He threw up!Spit all over me!Still holding on to me and not letting go!

The subordinates were dismissed by Dazai-kun long ago when we were staring at each other for nothing!

He ruined my new clothes just like that!No one has come to rescue me yet!

"Ah!!! Osamu Dazai! I wish you a long life!!!"

I immediately wiped the dirt on my hands on his hair.The bad smell is really making me not want to wear this suit again.

My clothes are scrapped, Dazai-kun don't even think about it!

While he was still retching, I quickly wiped most of my body onto his clothes.

Hehe, Dazai-kun is a veritable brat this time.