[Zong Wenye] Fallen Angel says you are not worthy of falling in love

How could there be such a brazen person in the world?It's fine if he doesn't sleep, and he still says I'm too much?

"You... Dazai-kun, who is to blame? Am I getting enough sleep? Do you have some wrong understanding of the dead house?!" Damn, I don't have time to sleep, why should he treat me like this? Is it too much to say? !

"I'm asleep." Dazai-kun turned around again neatly, ignoring my sadness at all, and turned his back to me like last night.

"Okay, then go to sleep, I'll be here with you. Ha~ Cherish this bed." I yawned and wanted to continue playing games, but Dazai-kun slept so soundly that I couldn't help feeling spontaneous. The envy of the heart!

It was a disaster to be tossed so hard by Dazai-kun early this morning.I'll sneak a little sleep while he's sleeping, I don't know what strange things he'll do in the afternoon.

Thinking of this, I folded my hands on the edge of his bed and tried to sneak into sleep.Compared to being so annoyed by the dress he sent me in the hotel room last night that I couldn't sleep well, the way he sleeps quietly under my nose today makes me feel more at ease.

Before I knew it, I fell asleep.

When I woke up again, I was woken up by the special alarm clock I set.The content of the alarm clock is as follows: wake up, wake up!The game event has begun!Trash Trash is playing your game!Protect the archive!Protect the archive!

This is really a hundred trials, and I woke up instantly.He reached out and followed the sound source towards the phone.

Not only did he not touch the phone, but someone held his hand.Something is wrong!The situation I'm in right now is very wrong!I opened my eyes in horror, and looked at the person holding my hand—— Dazai-kun!

I am a god!What kind of fairy perspective is this?Why is Dazai-kun lying on his side and looking at me, and still lying on the same bed with me?Why is his shirt so open?The bandage was loosely wrapped around the neck, and the white one was hanging down on the collarbone. The superb beauty was dazzling. At this moment, I extremely suspected that it was my problem!

How did I get into bed? !Is something wrong with me?Did I sleepwalk and climb up by myself?

"Hehe~ Yuanchan, are you awake?" Dazai-kun propped his head up and smiled at me.

Smile laugh!Laugh at your head!what's so funny? !

My waist tightened, and I found a worse situation. Dazai-kun's wrist was around my waist, and my hand was even more unreasonably wrapped around Dazai-kun's slender waist... Ah, his waist and abdomen are still there Muscles are nice to touch...

Although it is not as close as it was rolled up in the quilt yesterday morning, Dazai-kun's clothes!clothes!

I immediately retracted my hands around his waist, helped him close the collar, and fastened the buttons.After doing this action, I finally calmed down, and my gaze found its place.

"Dazai-kun, are you okay?" I'm not such a beast, am I? ? ?Even if I covet beauty to the extent that even I am shocked for 500 years, then it is not possible to engage in such beauty in my dream, right?

"What is Yuan-chan talking about?" Dazai-kun's tone sounded so good...

"If it's about the cute look of Yuan-chan crawling into my arms and hugging me after falling asleep just now, I don't mind at all~" Ahhhh!It's not without a situation!Dazai-kun, your statement is also very problematic, quickly withdraw it!This is a statement that even a mafia cannot say casually!

My expression must be very confused now, because my brain is already super invincible and confused!I hugged my head, the pain was like the white mist exhaled by winter, closely following my breath, lingering.

"Dazai-kun! Your speech is too inappropriate! If you know it, stop me! Am I still sleepwalking?! The problem is too big! I was wrong! I'm sorry, Dazai-kun, I have nothing See! Ah, yes, I'm going down now!"

I rolled and rolled out of bed, and my berry red cake dress became crumpled.My mind was full of thunder, and I even wanted to find a hole to bury myself, but in fact I was already under the bed.

I'm not supposed to be in the bed, I'm supposed to be under the bed.I'm so autistic!Cthulhu, you bastard, why didn't you tell me that I can sleepwalk? !

Ahhh, I'm useless!I'm not clean... ah no, Dazai-kun was dirty by me... ah no, Dazai-kun is not clean... ah no... ah ah ah...

"I'm guilty..." I lay on the bottom of the bed and shut myself up. Dazai-kun's face was hanging down from the bed, and he stretched out his hand to rub his hair. "Yuan-chan~ Is Yuan-chan here? Come out~ Let's play together~"

"Oh... Dazai-kun, you are actually a good person." I was so moved that I raised my head.

"I lied to you~" Dazai-kun said with a smile? "I lied to you~ I was the one who carried you to bed~ Yuan-chan was really defenseless when she was sleeping~ so cute~"

a bolt from the blue!

"Are you a demon?" I rushed forward immediately, and knocked him away with a head hammer! "Oh! It really hurts!" Dazai-kun clutched his forehead and fell back on the bed.

I quickly got out from under the bed, grabbed his collar and shook him back and forth. "How many times have I said it! Step on the horse and strengthen my gender awareness, bastard!"

"Hey..." Dazai-kun drifted under my hands like a kelp. "Don't be angry~ How about I accompany you to buy clothes in the afternoon to make amends? Of course I pay the bill~ Ah, yes! The foreign clothing store that sells this dress just opened in the afternoon~ How about going to see it together?"

"Huh? Who said I like this kind of dress?! Don't think about peach! Buy me something else if you can! Like game cards! Special CDs! The latest limited edition paper figurines! I can wear a surrounding T-shirt Hit! You are helping me krypton gold for my husband and wives!" I bluntly began to publicize my needs, and honestly stopped shaking Dazai-kun.

Dazai-kun held up his index finger and explained to me in a serious manner, "Ah, this kind of clothes should be bought by Yuan-chan to show your love for your husband and wives, right? So it is more reasonable to buy some beautiful clothes for Yuan-chan, isn't it? "

Makes sense!I fell into deep thought... "Ah, you are right. I was wrong, my love for my husband and wife is too shallow! I should buy it myself! Dazai-kun, I didn't expect you to have such a deep understanding. I lost gone."

"Then! Let's go to the clothing store right away!" Dazai-kun suddenly pulled me up and walked out the door.I hurriedly applied the brakes to hold Dazai-kun who was rushing out, "Wait, wait! Dazai-kun, you haven't changed your hospital gown yet!" "Ah, yes!"

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If we said that we just came to the foreign clothing store to buy a few sets of clothes at the beginning, it is obvious that the plot line has gone seriously wrong now.

I looked at all kinds of clothes lined up in the fitting room and became confused.These clothes perfectly interpret Dazai-kun's changeability.There are more than a dozen sets of cosplay-like costumes hanging on a hanger, ranging from western dresses, kimonos, Han suits, and improved cheongsams, to dresses, color-blocking sweaters, camouflage combat uniforms, sports suits, and animal pajamas... This is his Has the entire mall moved my fitting room?

I'll tell you guys, I've tried on dozens of outfits, and these are just the tip of the iceberg.More than a dozen subordinates have already become mobile shelves, with dozens of bags per person.Hats, shoes, pants, glasses... almost any accessories and jewelry you can think of are included.

I couldn't help but pull open the changing curtain, "Well... Dazai-kun, how much more do we need to buy?" Dazai-kun nodded at my new sweatshirt. "This set is also good! I bought it!"

I grabbed Dazai-kun who was circling around me. "Okay... there are too many, let's stop here! The subordinates are all piled up with shopping bags and can't face it!"

Dazai-kun pushed out the hangers full of clothes in the changing room, "What do you think of Yuan-chan? These clothes. Do you like them?"

"I hate it. It's just these clothes...do they really need to be used so much?" I rubbed my forehead, hoping that Dazai-kun would stop quickly.

"It doesn't matter, no matter how much you buy, Yuan-chan can wear it~" Dazai-kun's words are full of inexplicable confidence.I suddenly felt an inexplicable chill all over my body...

The clothes he bought through the hotel waiter last time, I have worn almost all of them during the past few days, and each one has been successfully scrapped in his hands indirectly or directly for various reasons.

What kind of ominous premonition is this... so many clothes... is he actually declaring war?Why do I feel that the Dazai-kun in front of me is like a scheming meow who puts a meat pad into the human hand, but the other one quietly stretches out its claws waiting for an opportunity to scratch people...

Don't try to numb my vigilance!

With a huff, I withdrew the corner of my clothes from his hand and looked at him vigilantly. "Dazai-kun, you have too many criminal records! Don't touch my clothes!"

"Oh?~But I bought this~Isn't it okay to touch it?" Dazai-kun's words made sense.But being clever, I quickly recalled Dazai-kun's classic quotations during the short time we spent together.

'well?Isn't this my car?Wherever I sit is my freedom!Yuan sauce is too much! 'Learn and apply, my mind automatically substitutes the current situation to adapt to Dazai-kun's thinking logic. 'well?Isn't this the clothes I bought?Wherever I touch is my freedom!Yuan sauce is too much! '

Ah, the sense of substitution is very strong, and I am already getting angry!Thanks!Immediately, I stepped on his shoe without mercy. "If I say no, I won't! You are not allowed to touch it!"

After stepping on it with one foot, seeing Dazai-kun leaning on the wall and secretly inhaling beside him, I felt that the breath blocked in my chest became smoother.

Ah, sure enough, you can't be too coddled with Dazai-kun!I want to regain my devil heart!Just like Mr. Dazai, he used his devil's way to treat his devil's body!

Hmph, Dazai-kun, wait for me!I'm not the submissive Yuanjiang I was before!I will definitely hit hard this time!

"Ah, it hurts... Yuan-chan, my foot hurts so much, I can't walk... It's swollen! It must be swollen! Look!" Dazai-kun took off his leather shoes and socks, and showed me the red and swollen instep. "I can't go anymore, I won't go! Yuanjiang, let's go back to Yokohama! I want to stay in Mihua City. The folk customs here are simple, and I like it so much!"

Ah... this... what to do?

The author has something to say: [Dazai-kun's Collapsing Little Theater]

Dazai os who pretends to sleep: I knew that Yuan-chan would fall asleep too!How about it?Didn't expect that?I didn't sleep!What should we do this time?Let me see what's in Yuan-chan's phone~ As compensation, let Yuan-chan sleep in my special hospital bed~

Hey!It really suits Yuanjiang to wear this cake skirt!Um?What's a little creepy?It’s a lollipop, I’ll try it~ It’s white peach and cherry blossom flavor~ delicious~

Wow~ Yuanjiang's mobile phone is so fun!Let me take another look at the address book... what is this?The evil god is squatting in the garbage house, who is it?Such shameless intimacy?Did you suffer from the second-year illness when you squatted at home with Yuanjiang?

The note Yuanjiang gave me will definitely be more... what is this!Excessive!What the fuck bandage fool!At the very least, write Dazai's surname too!Tai, Zai!

This phone is confiscated!